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    GODFATHER The Cheap-Arse Film Critic's Avatar
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    Posting On The Bendis Board With Porn Playing In The Background.

    Whilst also having a text message conversation with a girl I fancy.

    I believe I may have hit a new evel of Fanboy decadance. The next logical step would have to be posting whilst having sex.

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    Re: Posting On The Bendis Board With Porn Playing In The Background.

    Are you wearing a mask or cape or at least a superhero t-shirt right now?

    If so, you're reached FanBoy Squared.

    You can go no further on your journey.

    Swords will be made available to aid you with your honorable suicide.

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    Re: Posting On The Bendis Board With Porn Playing In The Background.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thommy Melanson View Post
    Are you wearing a mask or cape or at least a superhero t-shirt right now?

    If so, you're reached FanBoy Squared.

    You can go no further on your journey.

    Swords will be made available to aid you with your honorable suicide.
    I'm wearing boxers with hearts on them and black socks.

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    Re: Posting On The Bendis Board With Porn Playing In The Background.

    There were several times where I was posting on the board, while watching porn, with my nude wife asleep in the next room, and all I was wearing was my Spider-man boxer shorts.

    So, yeah, nothing new.
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    Re: Posting On The Bendis Board With Porn Playing In The Background.

    Quote Originally Posted by Donal View Post
    There were several times where I was posting on the board, while watching porn, with my nude wife asleep in the next room, and all I was wearing was my Spider-man boxer shorts.

    So, yeah, nothing new.
    Respect.

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    Re: Posting On The Bendis Board With Porn Playing In The Background.

    Quote Originally Posted by Donal View Post
    There were several times where I was posting on the board, while watching porn, with my nude wife asleep in the next room, and all I was wearing was my Spider-man boxer shorts.

    So, yeah, nothing new.
    Weird.

    That's what I do at your house while you're at work.

    Kim snores.

    Alot.

    She might need that nasal strip thingy.

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    Re: Posting On The Bendis Board With Porn Playing In The Background.

    Quote Originally Posted by Donal View Post
    There were several times where I was posting on the board, while watching porn, with my nude wife asleep in the next room, and all I was wearing was my Spider-man boxer shorts.

    So, yeah, nothing new.
    What the ..... why the........ Your wife is naked in the next room!!!

    Do you know how offended I would be if I were sleeping nude in the next room and found out my husband would rather watch porn and yap on the Benbo instead of waking me up by taking my temp with his meat thermometer?!?! Do ya?


    Whats wrong with you people? GAH!



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    Re: Posting On The Bendis Board With Porn Playing In The Background.

    Quote Originally Posted by Technofear View Post
    Whilst also having a text message conversation with a girl I fancy.

    I believe I may have hit a new evel of Fanboy decadance. The next logical step would have to be posting whilst having sex.
    Is that really the next logical step for you, though?

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    Re: Posting On The Bendis Board With Porn Playing In The Background.

    Just never post in the wrestling thread with a boner.....

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    Re: Posting On The Bendis Board With Porn Playing In The Background.

    Well, Movieless Maker posted about his first sexual escapade right after. So, if you post DURING, you'll have broken his record.

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