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  1. 04-24-2007, 06:41 AM #1
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    Bah! I am now a cat owner.

    And what did I do just now? I tasted cat food.

    This is so fucking typical.

    It doesn't even seem to like me, the haughty bitch.

    If she pees on my pillow, I'm shooting the impudent little shit.

    Anyway, go ahead and suggest names for my cat, Bendis Board. So far I've come up with "Cat" and "Hey You!" as names.
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  2. 04-24-2007, 06:42 AM #2
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    Re: Bah! I am now a cat owner.

    "Useless"?

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    Oh god, it really hurts. This must be how Mr. Wilson feels in Dennis the Menace cartoons.
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  3. 04-24-2007, 06:43 AM #3
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    Re: Bah! I am now a cat owner.

    Cat Power.
    --Dewey

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  4. 04-24-2007, 06:43 AM #4
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    Re: Bah! I am now a cat owner.

    Nappy Headed Ho.
    John Byrne.
    Baby Killer.
    Zarathustra.

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    Re: Bah! I am now a cat owner.

    Love Dudley
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    "And so we commit this hairy man to the ground. Like his beloved Cerebus, TIP passed from this mortal coil two issues sooner than we'd have preferred. We were never promised those final two issues. Life, like Sim, can be utterly indecipherable."
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  6. 04-24-2007, 06:44 AM #6
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    Re: Bah! I am now a cat owner.

    why even get one if you detest it so much as it seems like you do.
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  7. 04-24-2007, 06:45 AM #7
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    Re: Bah! I am now a cat owner.

    I want a cat. If it does pee on your pillow, dont shoot it, post it to me!



    i am joking by the way. don't hurt it!
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    Re: Bah! I am now a cat owner.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tabraz View Post
    I want a cat. If it does pee on your pillow, dont shoot it, post it to me!



    i am joking by the way. don't hurt it!
    Yeah, just put it in a box with no holes and send it to Tabraz.

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    Oh god, it really hurts. This must be how Mr. Wilson feels in Dennis the Menace cartoons.
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  9. 04-24-2007, 06:50 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taki Soma View Post
    why even get one if you detest it so much as it seems like you do.
    Rodent control. Plus I felt sorry for it since it was being kept in a tiny cage by it's previous owner.
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  10. 04-24-2007, 06:52 AM #10
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    Re: Bah! I am now a cat owner.

    You're delightful
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