Reply With QuoteI.......I feel your pain brother......(wipes tear). I went through this horror 3 times with my wife. I truly think that this is one of the main reasons i am agnostic.
...through a flaming table, made out of puppies.
What the hell is the point of giving pregnent women boobies so big that they can be seen from space if they're too tender to be touched?
What kind of cruel, fucked up deity would taunt a man so?
Putting something that if you slightly touch them will get you sandblasted in the nuts, but making them so you just want to grab them, stick your face between them, and go bloueuoeueoueouoeue.
WHY!?!?!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!
I.......I feel your pain brother......(wipes tear). I went through this horror 3 times with my wife. I truly think that this is one of the main reasons i am agnostic.
Kari's only been pregnant for a little while, hasn't she? They've grown bigger already?Originally Posted by noble
Did you make them mad, they turned green and started growing in size, because I didn't know it at all happened so fast.
Did you motorboat'em? I bet you did, you motorboatin' sonofabitch sailor, you.
That's strange...Kari never complains when I touch them.
But then again, it's not my hands I'm using when I do...
Yeah, Kari lets me touch them all the time, and she says it's awesome!
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m.Ciaela says (11:25 PM):
YOU SHOULD PROSTITUTE YOURSELF, ALSO I LAUGH WHEN CHILDREN CRY!
First, can we get a definite ruling from these theologians if whether or not God even has nuts? All that studying yet they seem to know less than a shit more than others about anything.
The mormons believe he actualy had sex with Mary.
If God has nuts, could he will himself to have blue balls so bad that even he couldn't relieve it?
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