God Dammit

[batphone begins]

i'm chillin here, then my mom musta got too drunk, now she's fuckin crying an shit. saying my sister never loved her, an never kisses her on the cheek an shit. man, she's all crying her ass out. this is lame. batphone out










humans would be better off without love

[lyra]

They would not.
Love is good.

Now go kiss your drunk momma on the cheek...

I expect Stu will make this exact same post(Batphone's) at some time here...somebody better fucking tell him to kiss me on the cheek.

[Houdinimachine]

I'll tell him to suck it up and shut up....

And kiss you on the cheek. I know better than to sass.

[Marissa]

It's Mother Day. I think you can cut your mom a little slack. This should be the one day that mothers, drunk or otherwise, are allowed to get overly emotional about their children.

[Chingòn]

i'm chillin here, then my mom musta got too drunk, now she's fuckin crying an shit. saying my sister never loved her, an never kisses her on the cheek an shit. man, she's all crying her ass out. this is lame. batphone out

humans would be better off without love

jesus, man... what the hell is wrong with you? the fact that your mother is sad ANNOYS you? christ, fucking share your love with her for fucks sake. and pray that someone will do the same to you one day.

[lyra]

I'll tell him to suck it up and shut up....

And kiss you on the cheek. I know better than to sass.

[batphone begins]

jesus, man... what the hell is wrong with you? the fact that your mother is sad ANNOYS you? christ, fucking share your love with her for fucks sake. and pray that someone will do the same to you one day.

I forgot what that word was

[Houdinimachine]

Spidey would kiss Aunt May on the cheek. He's cool like that.

[Chingòn]

I forgot what that word was

what word?

[lyra]

what word?

karma...or lollipop