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Thread: I've never fucked a ten.

  1. 03-05-2007, 11:37 AM #1
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    I've never fucked a ten.

    But one night I fucked five twos.



    My personal favorite comedian.
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    Re: I've never fucked a ten.

    Quote Originally Posted by Boris the Blade View Post
    But one night I fucked five twos.



    My personal favorite comedian.
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    Re: I've never fucked a ten.

    But George is showing 8...


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    Re: I've never fucked a ten.

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    But George is showing 8...
    He's still counting.

    It's the pot. Y'know. Toledo Window Box.
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    Re: I've never fucked a ten.

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    He's still counting.

    It's the pot. Y'know. Toledo Window Box.


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  6. 03-05-2007, 11:53 AM #6
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    Re: I've never fucked a ten.

    My job is thinking up goofy shit.
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    Re: I've never fucked a ten.

    He's in my all-time top three. The man is a genius
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    Re: I've never fucked a ten.

    smartest comedian ever

    I rewatched one of his HBO concert specials from a few years ago on one of the HBO's last weekend and wanted to stand up in my apartment and applaud he was so brilliant and funny.


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  9. 03-05-2007, 12:00 PM #9
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    Re: I've never fucked a ten.

    I used to listen to him all the time with my dad as a kid, but all I can remember is "Shit". Probably because I was a kid.

    I need to find some cds.
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  10. 03-05-2007, 12:04 PM #10
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    Re: I've never fucked a ten.

    Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck!
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