My Dream Girl

[ThePunnishherrr!]

Dear Bendis Board

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.

Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode.

Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka.

I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere.

I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.

I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.

So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're practically an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison.

Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

[Magnum V.I.]

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[morlock with a day pass]

Dear Bendis Board

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.

Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode.

Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka.

I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere.

I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.

I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.

So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're practically an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison.

Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

so, whats the problem exactly?

[ThePunnishherrr!]

so, whats the problem exactly?

sighs* i have mixed emotions today...its weird....i fell a little bit of sadness...a little bit of anger...a little bit of happines...and so many other emotions some i hate some i like...man i haven't felt like this in a long time...anyways im probably not going to be on tommrow or the next day...*yawns* im sorry people

Osaka is my perfect angel, and I will find a way to be with her. can't you help?

[Ryan Elliott]

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

[Michael Blacklist]

So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're practically an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison.

You're looking at the situation the wrong way. You need to find a way to join her in the glass prison.

And take pictures.

[ThePunnishherrr!]

You're looking at the situation the wrong way. You need to find a way to join her in the glass prison.

And take pictures.

I tried that, but whenever I try to pry off the screen I can never fit inside, and then it doesn't work anymore. I'm afraid that if I do it again I might hurt her. maybe I just need a bigger tv?

[Magnum V.I.]

I tried that, but whenever I pry off the screen I can never fit inside, and then it doesn't work anymore. I'm afraid that if I do it again I might hurt her. maybe I just need a bigger tv?

A bigger TV and quite possibly a bunch of oil. So when you slide into the electrical wiring the grease will make it smooth transition to the land of Animation. Grease or Water.

[Michael Blacklist]

I tried that, but whenever I try to pry off the screen I can never fit inside, and then it doesn't work anymore. I'm afraid that if I do it again I might hurt her. maybe I just need a bigger tv?

But did you take pictures?

[Ryan Elliott]

Now I know how Randal felt in Clerks 2 when Elias was talking to him about Pillow-Pants.


I had that same look of absolute horror and dread as I slowly read through that first post.