You know what they say...
Once you go black, you'll need an ice pack.
I was going through some incident reports with the switchboard operator early this morning. As I was thumbing through the reports, the operator started complaining about pain, and talked about wanting an ice pack.
I told her that she's going to have to have to wait till the other operator got in, so someone can cover for her while she's out.
Minutes later, the second operator came in.
I told her to go and get her ice pack.
She came back minutes later, and she places the ice pack over her crotch.
The other operator then asked, "what's wrong?"
"Well, I went out with that black dude I was telling you about."
"...and we, you know...did it. His...thing is so big, it really, really hurt and I'm still sore."
I had to walk out of that room. I can't afford to hear any more details.
God damn it.
it really is like never ending surrealist heaven.
Damnit! I asked her if it hurt, and she didn't say a damn thing!
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It's not JUST the black guys...
that's awesome, pat.
when you stay at other hotels for conventions and what not, do you ever look around you and wonder what crazy damn antics go on at them?
I think I speak for everyone when I say: YOU GET BACK IN THERE RIGHT NOW! WITH A TAPE RECORDER IF NEED BE!
i seriously never tire from your stories. i just wish a camera followed you around so i can see this stuff happen live.
"it was like watching my best friend fuck my wife," bendis on heinberg's use of jessica jones
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