posting from jury duty

[Oeming]

On my blacberry
Watching a horribly distorted instructional video that looks like the dharma tapes from Lost...pretty funny

[WillieLee]

Have you figured out a way to escape?

[Ziggy]

vote guilty!

[Dwight L. MacPherson]

I'm pretty lucky. In 36 years of life, I've never had to pull jury duty.
Of course, by saying this, I probably jinxed myself.

[SteveZegers]

Does it have the really poor re-creation of the Salem Witch trials? The one I had to watch did.

[mario]

On my blacberry
Watching a horribly distorted instructional video that looks like the dharma tapes from Lost...pretty funny

keep us posted with the proceedings and if they catch you doing it, they might kick you of the jury for it

[Oeming]

Have you figured out a way to escape?

Not yet... Things are crazy right now so maybe ill just flip out and they'll ask me to leave

[bairdduvessa]

this just in, mike oeming was arrested for demanding the judge lick his own taint. more to follow

[Tschloendorn]

Hang 'em by the scrotum!

[bairdduvessa]

"ya honor, i'm real sorry like, bu tno is the time i must scat into the mouth of a magistrate according to my durn church. Now I can do it here, but frankly I feel that yer mouth may be to perdy. So I is asking if I can done be excused?"