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The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:19 PM
Utilizing the powers of Wikipedia since I'm at work and need some details on Powers. :) So I will make sure to post it when it's done.
He does. A lot of them are mine. :lol: But yeah, he loves reading scripts, he's really good at telling people what they need to work on. He's more of a writer than he gives himself credit for.
That's awesome. Would it be okay if I sent him one of my stories sometime?
I don't write in comic script format though.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 05:19 PM
I just noticed I didn;t pick a DC book for anyone:-?
because DC Sucks?
Utilizing the powers of Wikipedia since I'm at work and need some details on Powers. :) So I will make sure to post it when it's done.
He does. A lot of them are mine. :lol: But yeah, he loves reading scripts, he's really good at telling people what they need to work on. He's more of a writer than he gives himself credit for.
Awesome. I look forward to hearing what he has to say to me. Sometimes I think ll I write is crap, other times I think it's brilliant.
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:20 PM
because DC Sucks?
James can write....Supergirl;)
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 05:22 PM
James can write....Supergirl;)
:rofl: With Ray on "pencils"
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 05:23 PM
I'll look forward to that.
Your husband reads script you say?
Utilizing the powers of Wikipedia since I'm at work and need some details on Powers. :) So I will make sure to post it when it's done.
He does. A lot of them are mine. :lol: But yeah, he loves reading scripts, he's really good at telling people what they need to work on. He's more of a writer than he gives himself credit for.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 05:24 PM
Whooaa Time Loop.
I feel Like Captain Marvel.
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:24 PM
:rofl: With Ray on "pencils"
I like your thinking.
This is the Question story. I don't think I'll post it on the main board as most people whose opinion I respect post in this thread anyway. Feel free to make comments.
Her name is Rachel, she’s only 21 years old and she’s bored out of her mind. It’s Friday night and she finds herself working in the Coffee shop she’s been working in since High School. She used to love working here because of the atmosphere and talking back and forth with the regular customers gave her a charge. The first time she swapped shifts with a fellow waitress to work nights she didn’t mind. Of course one night became two and two became three and then before she knew it she was working night shift permanently. She hates it because more often than not she’s alone. The coffee shop stays open 24 hours in an attempt to compete with the all night diners and the large franchises but Rachel personally knows it’s a pointless endeavour. When she finally got wise that she would be spending most of the night alone so she used the time to do University work. She’s studying Law and if she didn’t have to pay her fee’s she would probably risk leaving the coffee shop to find another one. Unfortunately she needs the job and couldn’t run the risk of not getting another one. Rachel could ask her father for money but she knows he would say no. So Rachel grinned and bared it and spent her evenings alone, until recently.
For the past fortnight a man has been coming into the diner and sitting down at the furthest booth away. He always has his back to Rachel and sits in silence as he scribbles notes down. Rachel has never seen the mans face and all she can see is his blue trench coat and a fedora hat on the table. Once or twice Rachel considered approaching the man but she always got the vibe he wants to be left alone. He never asks for another cup of coffee but when Rachel goes into the stock room there’s always a fresh cup on his table and the money for it sitting on the coffee shop counter. It appears to Rachel that the man makes the coffee himself and then pays for it anyway. She never sees him arrive and never sees him leaving but he always leaves her a handsome tip. She’s not honestly sure how he manages to get in and out and make himself a cup of coffee in the short times she spends in the back doing some University work but he does.
One night Rachel comes out of the back and the mysterious customer is once again there with the coffee mug in front of him and money for it on the counter. Rachel takes a deep breath and approaches the man’s booth and taps him on the shoulder. ‘Excuse me.’ Rachel asks ‘Can I can you anything?’ The man turns and Rachel can’t help but gasp when she sees the man has no face. ‘Everything’s fine.’ The man speaks in a deep low voice and it sends chills up Rachel’s spine. The man continues to stare as Rachel quickly back away and steps inside the store room. Rachel breaths heavily for a few moments and looks at the phone to her right and considers calling the police. Would they believe her? Why did that man have no face? Rachel’s father once warned her against dangerous men in the city and at the moment she’s terrified. Her shaking hand finally picks up the phone as she finally decides to call her father.
Rachel curses under her breath when she only gets his answering machine. ‘Hello dad it’s me. I…..just called to see how you were. I love you.’ Rachel hangs up and hangs her head wondering why she couldn’t tell her father. He’ll know something is wrong from the tone in her voice but she just couldn’t tell him what the matter was. After a few more minutes gathering her composure Rachel slowly opens the door to find the coffee shop empty. She breaths a sigh of relief and then she sees a bigger tip on the counter than usual and starts to feel slightly guilty. The next night Rachel is doing her work in the back when she thinks she hears a noise. She opens the door and sees the man is back but this time he’s facing her. ‘Evening.’ says the man as he simply nods. Rachel takes a few deep breaths and approached the man swallowing hard.
‘No need for fear.’ These are the words the man speaks as Rachel draws closer and it actually scares her more. She stands in front of the man and swallows hard. ‘Can….can I….’ Rachel stutters as she speaks as the man watches her like a hawk. ‘Have a seat Rachel.’ Rachel is terrified this man knows her name and despite her instinct to run she sits down. ‘How…do you know me?’ Rachel asks nervously as the mystery man points at her chest. ‘Name badge.’ the man says as Rachel looks down and exiles a sigh of relief. ‘Who are you?’ Rachel asks and the man sits for a few moments before answering ‘They call me The Question.’
Immediately for some reason she can’t explain Rachel begins to feel more relaxed. In fact she feels so relaxed she wants to ask a question that will either get her killed or will make her feel very awkward and embarrassed. ‘How…..do you drink the coffee with the mask?’ Rachel asks nervously as she immediately feels like an idiot. The Question sits silently for a few moments before responding with the words ‘Isn’t that the question?’ The answer draws out a nervous laugh from Rachel as she suddenly finds herself talking openly with a mystery man wearing a mask. After the fact she assumed she did it because in her law class they studied costume vigilantes and it fascinated her, that and she was so glad of the company. She was surprised how easy it was to talk to the Question, the man who merely sat listening through the night as his coffee got cold.
As dawn hit Rachel actually felt disappointed in going home for the first time in months. Not only had she someone to talk to but she had a fascinating opportunity to spend time with a mysterious vigilante. The Question was getting up to leave when Rachel’s father entered the shop. ‘Rachel I came as soon as I heard your message I…’ her father stopped talking and stared at the Question as Rachel could suddenly feel a high level of hostility in the coffee shop. ‘Rupert Thorn’ the Question spoke matter-of-factly. Rachel seemed surprised that the Question knew her father and almost expected to find a name tag on her father. ‘Rachel come away from him immediately’ were the words emanating through her fathers mouth, full of rage and frustration. ‘Daddy what’s going on?’ Rachel asks her father as the Question walks up to him with his hands in the pockets of his trench coat.
‘Long time no see Thorn. See that you’re eating well as usual. Thought that maybe this was a front for one of your operations. Thought the girl was in on it, turns out she’s a nice kid. Who would have guessed?’ Thorn grits his teeth as the Question leaves as Rachel stares at her father. ‘Dad…what’s going on?’ Even when she finished the question Rachel knew she wouldn’t like the answer and all those nights spent by herself suddenly didn’t seem so bad.
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:25 PM
Whooaa Time Loop.
I feel Like Captain Marvel.
Alysha's spent so much time watching Doctor Who she can now travel back in time and post again.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 05:26 PM
Alysha's spent so much time watching Doctor Who she can now travel back in time and post again.
maybe she should have tennant on her "pencils"
And thats the pegging joke of the night ladys and gents!
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:27 PM
maybe she should have tennant on her "pencils"
And thats the pegging joke of the night ladys and gents!
*claps* you do good work sir.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 05:27 PM
*claps* you do good work sir.
I do what i can. :D
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 05:28 PM
quick cameo
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:29 PM
quick cameo
Read the Question story when you have time:)
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 05:32 PM
Read the Question story when you have time:)
maybe
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:33 PM
maybe
Pft jerk:mad:
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 05:34 PM
Pft jerk:mad:
huh? no i mean it depends of it is dead at work and i remember.
ok shower time
jason hissong
01-27-2007, 05:34 PM
Good evening.
I think I might post what comics the regulars in here would fit writing. It would be a laugh.
do me do me!
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:35 PM
huh? no i mean it depends of it is dead at work and i remember.
ok shower time
Just joking man:)
do me do me!
Already did.
jason hissong
01-27-2007, 05:36 PM
i have anger issues?
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 05:37 PM
The Question Story.
Not bad really, I mean it does need some editing, some parts read awkward, which is typical when anyone is writing.
The name tag bit was cute and kind of cliche but I thought it worked. When she "exiles" A breathe it should be exhales.(I'm pretty sure that's the word)
But It moves along nicely, makes me more interested in Rachel than anything else. I don't know anything about the Question or Mr. Thorn, but overall not a bad story, I look forward to seeing you polish it up a lot.
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:37 PM
i have anger issues?
Yes many.
Nah not really I just think you'd kick ass on Punisher.
jason hissong
01-27-2007, 05:39 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/pl/thumb/f/f7/Robinson_punisher.jpg/180px-Robinson_punisher.jpg
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 05:39 PM
I'll look forward to that.
Your husband reads script you say?
Utilizing the powers of Wikipedia since I'm at work and need some details on Powers. :) So I will make sure to post it when it's done.
He does. A lot of them are mine. :lol: But yeah, he loves reading scripts, he's really good at telling people what they need to work on. He's more of a writer than he gives himself credit for.
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:40 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/pl/thumb/f/f7/Robinson_punisher.jpg/180px-Robinson_punisher.jpg
See? Perfect.
Utilizing the powers of Wikipedia since I'm at work and need some details on Powers. :) So I will make sure to post it when it's done.
He does. A lot of them are mine. :lol: But yeah, he loves reading scripts, he's really good at telling people what they need to work on. He's more of a writer than he gives himself credit for.
:-?
This is getting weird.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 05:40 PM
Utilizing the powers of Wikipedia since I'm at work and need some details on Powers. :) So I will make sure to post it when it's done.
He does. A lot of them are mine. :lol: But yeah, he loves reading scripts, he's really good at telling people what they need to work on. He's more of a writer than he gives himself credit for.
Oh My fucking God Someone has Hijacked the Time Vortex and Put it in The McK's COMPUTER!!!!
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:41 PM
The Question Story.
Not bad really, I mean it does need some editing, some parts read awkward, which is typical when anyone is writing.
The name tag bit was cute and kind of cliche but I thought it worked. When she "exiles" A breathe it should be exhales.(I'm pretty sure that's the word)
But It moves along nicely, makes me more interested in Rachel than anything else. I don't know anything about the Question or Mr. Thorn, but overall not a bad story, I look forward to seeing you polish it up a lot.
Now I feel like crap:razz:
Thanks man.
Bed time!
jason hissong
01-27-2007, 05:41 PM
you know who the punisher is? the punisher and john constantine are the same person. one does magic. one carries guns.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 05:42 PM
Now I feel like crap:razz:
Thanks man.
Bed time!
...:( I sowwy! I was trying to be honest and give you a good review from my stand point man!
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:42 PM
you know who the punisher is? the punisher and john constantine are the same person. one does magic. one carries guns.
Fine you can write both:roll:
jason hissong
01-27-2007, 05:42 PM
Fine you can write both:roll:
i'm just saying.
The Doctor
01-27-2007, 05:42 PM
...:( I sowwy! I was trying to be honest and give you a good review from my stand point man!
Asshole.
;)
I know what you're saying, it's okay:)
Okay, really, night:razz:
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 05:43 PM
Asshole.
;)
I know what you're saying, it's okay:)
Okay, really, night:razz:
Night Glenn!
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 05:49 PM
That's awesome. Would it be okay if I sent him one of my stories sometime?
I don't write in comic script format though.
I'll ask him tonight when I get home -- or he might stop by here. :)
Alysha's spent so much time watching Doctor Who she can now travel back in time and post again.
Dammit, it's happening again, huh? Stupid work connection.
maybe she should have tennant on her "pencils"
And thats the pegging joke of the night ladys and gents!
I don't even care if he can draw! :D
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 05:51 PM
I'll ask him tonight when I get home -- or he might stop by here. :)
Dammit, it's happening again, huh? Stupid work connection.
I don't even care if he can draw! :D
Yes....your computer is spazzing like a Bitch.
Also..Did Colin already read my the scripts I sent him or mention to you he was starting to......
because Hock is a bastard and hasn't read them yet :mad:
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 05:58 PM
Yes....your computer is spazzing like a Bitch.
Also..Did Colin already read my the scripts I sent him or mention to you he was starting to......
because Hock is a bastard and hasn't read them yet :mad:
It's not even the computer -- it's my fucked up connection that keeps fucking up whenever i try to post something. It's really irritating.
I think as of last night, he was starting to read them. He told me a few things about them, but I'll leave it to him to tell you. :) I would say I'd read them, but I'm horribly bad about reading other people's stuff.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 06:14 PM
It's not even the computer -- it's my fucked up connection that keeps fucking up whenever i try to post something. It's really irritating.
I think as of last night, he was starting to read them. He told me a few things about them, but I'll leave it to him to tell you. :) I would say I'd read them, but I'm horribly bad about reading other people's stuff.
That's cool. I will admit, my first two issues I think are the weakest ones. My third and fourth issues i think are the fucking awesome sauce although for one of my action sequences I need to change the voice over. I didn't like the way it came out.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 06:16 PM
ok work time
John Drake
01-27-2007, 06:26 PM
Alright in no order. I'll give reasons for those I can.
Mike/Baird: MAX Deadpool-This would be hilareous yet I think still compelling at the same time. The MAX label would suit some of his humour better.
David: Exiles-read his pitch!
Alysha: Powers-I think your sense of humour would fit this perfectly. I could see you doing a crime book as well, don't ask me why *shrugs*
Jason: MAX Punisher. The man has anger issues.
Jef: Nighthawk because of his interesting 'elseworld' view on Batman
Classy: X-men. I enjoyed the pitch he made a few months ago.
John: She-hulk. Not sure why, I just think he could hand out some fun stories.
Aaron: Any Marvel age book. Again not sure why but I think it would suit him.
Willie: Whatever Warren Ellis is writing-Willie is like our own personal Warren Ellis.
Bryan: Buffy-because I know he'd love it.
VI: Fantastic Four-I think I recall enjoying you pitch. Yours was the space one yes?
Haha that's brilliant. And I could totally see myself writing a Slott-style She-Hulk.
Just saw Flags of our Fathers today. It was.. okay.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:28 PM
:beer:
:beer:
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 07:30 PM
My work week is officially over. :rock:
It is NAKIE TIME!
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:32 PM
My work week is officially over. :rock:
It is NAKIE TIME!
Oh Fucking Sweet you have Nakie time too!?!?!?!
:rock:
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 07:34 PM
Oh Fucking Sweet you have Nakie time too!?!?!?!
:rock:
Hell yeah, you don't want to know how many times I've posted in this thread while Nakie!
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:34 PM
Hell yeah, you don't want to know how many times I've posted in this thread while Nakie!
:lol: ME TOO!
My work week is officially over. :rock:
It is NAKIE TIME!
:rock:
My work week just ended as well
Oh Fucking Sweet you have Nakie time too!?!?!?!
:rock:
Doesn't everyone have Nakie time? Except for those nevernudes I guess.
Hell yeah, you don't want to know how many times I've posted in this thread while Nakie!
No I don't.
Ignorance really is bliss.
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 07:36 PM
:lol: ME TOO!
We are Nakie people. We embrace our Nakie-ness.
Plus, there's a sick satisfaction knowing that you're Nakie and no one is the wiser!
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:37 PM
Except for those nevernudes I guess.
There are Dozens of us....DOZENS!!
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:37 PM
We are Nakie people. We embrace our Nakie-ness.
Plus, there's a sick satisfaction knowing that you're Nakie and no one is the wiser!
What's even more fun is when I sit here and play with my balls then type out these words....HA YOU READ MY BALL WORDS!!!
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 07:38 PM
:rock:
My work week just ended as well
Doesn't everyone have Nakie time? Except for those nevernudes I guess.
No I don't.
Ignorance really is bliss.
Sweeeet, it's the best feeling in the world, isn't it?
I guess most people have Nakie time, but some revel in it more than others. VI and I are two of those people. And after dropping some weight, I'm actual a lot prouder of my Nakie time.
Hee hee hee. I hope that some of my most treasured posts were made while Nakie.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:40 PM
Sweeeet, it's the best feeling in the world, isn't it?
I guess most people have Nakie time, but some revel in it more than others. VI and I are two of those people. And after dropping some weight, I'm actual a lot prouder of my Nakie time.
Hee hee hee. I hope that some of my most treasured posts were made while Nakie.
My brother invented Naked time he claims.
But he says nakie time has rules, namely, no masturbating. Thats Naughty Nakie Time.
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 07:41 PM
What's even more fun is when I sit here and play with my balls then type out these words....HA YOU READ MY BALL WORDS!!!
:shock:
TYPED WITH YOUR BALL FINGERS!
Man, girls don't get to do that kinda stuff. I guess I could type boob words, but that's not nearly as funny. Fun perhaps, but not funny.
St Omo
01-27-2007, 07:43 PM
Hey all!
Josh - reading your scripts. Will be sending an email soon. :rock:
Glenn - I'd love to read what you have. :)
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 07:43 PM
My brother invented Naked time he claims.
But he says nakie time has rules, namely, no masturbating. Thats Naughty Nakie Time.
Is your brother Dana Carvey or one of his sons? :o
Yeah, you just can't masturbate during Nakie Time, it just ain't right. Nakie Time is time to be free and relax and hang out Nakie. And if your SO is around, well then...
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:45 PM
Hey all!
Josh - reading your scripts. Will be sending an email soon. :rock:
Glenn - I'd love to read what you have. :)
I'm hoping the :rock: means you like them..
Is your brother Dana Carvey or one of his sons? :o
Yeah, you just can't masturbate during Nakie Time, it just ain't right. Nakie Time is time to be free and relax and hang out Nakie. And if your SO is around, well then...
No my brother is fucking awesome! He's a big Fan of Bruce Campbell, Steve Martin and Beer.
Sweeeet, it's the best feeling in the world, isn't it?
I guess most people have Nakie time, but some revel in it more than others. VI and I are two of those people. And after dropping some weight, I'm actual a lot prouder of my Nakie time.
Hee hee hee. I hope that some of my most treasured posts were made while Nakie.
I really is a great feeling. Two whole days and nothing I really have to do.
I love my naked time as well. Unlike you two though I don't post on a message board during it, I share it with the ladies.
Sharing is fun.
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 07:47 PM
No my brother is fucking awesome! He's a big Fan of Bruce Campbell, Steve Martin and Beer.
Well, the :beer: is understandable.
And I am a fan of Bruce Campbell as well, but probably not for the same reasons as your brother. Unless he's gay.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:49 PM
Well, the :beer: is understandable.
And I am a fan of Bruce Campbell as well, but probably not for the same reasons as your brother. Unless he's gay.
Nope...In fact, he says he likes to start up Franchises in other States using Aliases.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:49 PM
I really is a great feeling. Two whole days and nothing I really have to do.
I love my naked time as well. Unlike you two though I don't post on a message board during it, I share it with the ladies.
Sharing is fun.
Your Sister and Mom don't count.
St Omo
01-27-2007, 07:50 PM
I'm hoping the :rock: means you like them..
The :rock: is mostly just that I actually got to it within a reasonable timeframe. Well, I hope so anyway. But yeah, I'm reserving judgement for your return email. So, umm, have fun shitting yourself or whatever it is you do. :D
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:51 PM
The :rock: is mostly just that I actually got to it within a reasonable timeframe. Well, I hope so anyway. But yeah, I'm reserving judgement for your return email. So, umm, have fun shitting yourself or whatever it is you do. :D
:cry:
I look forward to it man. :)
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 07:52 PM
I really is a great feeling. Two whole days and nothing I really have to do.
I love my naked time as well. Unlike you two though I don't post on a message board during it, I share it with the ladies.
Sharing is fun.
Well, tomorrow I'm having coffee (lemonade) with an old high school friend, and Monday I have a drug test for the new job, but other than that, sweet sweet nothing.
VI and I are both married. Our Nakie Time doesn't cross over with Sexy Time. They are two different things. Sexy Time can sometimes be the result of Nakie Time, or vice versa. But they aren't the same thing.
I'm going to randomly let you know when I'm having Nakie Time and posting. Kinda like I used to text Giannini when I was peeing.
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 07:54 PM
Nope...In fact, he says he likes to start up Franchises in other States using Aliases.
That's some SERIOUS Nakie Time. :shock:
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 07:54 PM
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/91142.jpg
Your Sister and Mom don't count.
Why not?
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 08:03 PM
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/91142.jpg
:shock:
:rofl: :rofl:
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 08:05 PM
:shock:
:rofl: :rofl:
Thank you! Thank you!
*bows*
St Omo
01-27-2007, 08:07 PM
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k165/camel100s/91142.jpg
Zounds!
It appears we have unearthed the identities of these mysterious ladies Hock is always talking about.
Watson? My cape!
Susan BANthony
01-27-2007, 08:08 PM
Zounds!
It appears we have unearthed the identities of these mysterious ladies Hock is always talking about.
Watson? My cape!
:sherlock:
Hey Idiot? You like apples?
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p320/BTHock/Board%20Images/15577.jpg
How do you like them apples?
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 08:10 PM
Hey Idiot? You like apples?
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p320/BTHock/Board%20Images/15576.jpg
How do you like them apples?
:surrend:
Well Played Good Chum.
St Omo
01-27-2007, 08:11 PM
Hey Idiot? You like apples?
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p320/BTHock/Board%20Images/15577.jpg
How do you like them apples?
And apparently said incestuous homosexuality defies the laws of both physics and modern bookbinding.
Watson? My pipe! :sherlock:
edit: By Jove!
:surrend:
Well Played Good Chum.
Thank you. Your effort was good as well.
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 08:13 PM
Thank you. Your effort was good as well.
Ironically I was searching for a picture of a douchebag when I found the Internet Laughing guy site....
It said Jason is a Douchebag. Made me chuckle.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:17 PM
I like your thinking.
This is the Question story. I don't think I'll post it on the main board as most people whose opinion I respect post in this thread anyway. Feel free to make comments.
Her name is Rachel, she’s only 21 years old and she’s bored out of her mind. It’s Friday night and she finds herself working in the Coffee shop she’s been working in since High School. She used to love working here because of the atmosphere and talking back and forth with the regular customers gave her a charge. The first time she swapped shifts with a fellow waitress to work nights she didn’t mind. Of course one night became two and two became three and then before she knew it she was working night shift permanently. She hates it because more often than not she’s alone. The coffee shop stays open 24 hours in an attempt to compete with the all night diners and the large franchises but Rachel personally knows it’s a pointless endeavour. When she finally got wise that she would be spending most of the night alone so she used the time to do University work. She’s studying Law and if she didn’t have to pay her fee’s she would probably risk leaving the coffee shop to find another one. Unfortunately she needs the job and couldn’t run the risk of not getting another one. Rachel could ask her father for money but she knows he would say no. So Rachel grinned and bared it and spent her evenings alone, until recently.
For the past fortnight a man has been coming into the diner and sitting down at the furthest booth away. He always has his back to Rachel and sits in silence as he scribbles notes down. Rachel has never seen the mans face and all she can see is his blue trench coat and a fedora hat on the table. Once or twice Rachel considered approaching the man but she always got the vibe he wants to be left alone. He never asks for another cup of coffee but when Rachel goes into the stock room there’s always a fresh cup on his table and the money for it sitting on the coffee shop counter. It appears to Rachel that the man makes the coffee himself and then pays for it anyway. She never sees him arrive and never sees him leaving but he always leaves her a handsome tip. She’s not honestly sure how he manages to get in and out and make himself a cup of coffee in the short times she spends in the back doing some University work but he does.
One night Rachel comes out of the back and the mysterious customer is once again there with the coffee mug in front of him and money for it on the counter. Rachel takes a deep breath and approaches the man’s booth and taps him on the shoulder. ‘Excuse me.’ Rachel asks ‘Can I can you anything?’ The man turns and Rachel can’t help but gasp when she sees the man has no face. ‘Everything’s fine.’ The man speaks in a deep low voice and it sends chills up Rachel’s spine. The man continues to stare as Rachel quickly back away and steps inside the store room. Rachel breaths heavily for a few moments and looks at the phone to her right and considers calling the police. Would they believe her? Why did that man have no face? Rachel’s father once warned her against dangerous men in the city and at the moment she’s terrified. Her shaking hand finally picks up the phone as she finally decides to call her father.
Rachel curses under her breath when she only gets his answering machine. ‘Hello dad it’s me. I…..just called to see how you were. I love you.’ Rachel hangs up and hangs her head wondering why she couldn’t tell her father. He’ll know something is wrong from the tone in her voice but she just couldn’t tell him what the matter was. After a few more minutes gathering her composure Rachel slowly opens the door to find the coffee shop empty. She breaths a sigh of relief and then she sees a bigger tip on the counter than usual and starts to feel slightly guilty. The next night Rachel is doing her work in the back when she thinks she hears a noise. She opens the door and sees the man is back but this time he’s facing her. ‘Evening.’ says the man as he simply nods. Rachel takes a few deep breaths and approached the man swallowing hard.
‘No need for fear.’ These are the words the man speaks as Rachel draws closer and it actually scares her more. She stands in front of the man and swallows hard. ‘Can….can I….’ Rachel stutters as she speaks as the man watches her like a hawk. ‘Have a seat Rachel.’ Rachel is terrified this man knows her name and despite her instinct to run she sits down. ‘How…do you know me?’ Rachel asks nervously as the mystery man points at her chest. ‘Name badge.’ the man says as Rachel looks down and exiles a sigh of relief. ‘Who are you?’ Rachel asks and the man sits for a few moments before answering ‘They call me The Question.’
Immediately for some reason she can’t explain Rachel begins to feel more relaxed. In fact she feels so relaxed she wants to ask a question that will either get her killed or will make her feel very awkward and embarrassed. ‘How…..do you drink the coffee with the mask?’ Rachel asks nervously as she immediately feels like an idiot. The Question sits silently for a few moments before responding with the words ‘Isn’t that the question?’ The answer draws out a nervous laugh from Rachel as she suddenly finds herself talking openly with a mystery man wearing a mask. After the fact she assumed she did it because in her law class they studied costume vigilantes and it fascinated her, that and she was so glad of the company. She was surprised how easy it was to talk to the Question, the man who merely sat listening through the night as his coffee got cold.
As dawn hit Rachel actually felt disappointed in going home for the first time in months. Not only had she someone to talk to but she had a fascinating opportunity to spend time with a mysterious vigilante. The Question was getting up to leave when Rachel’s father entered the shop. ‘Rachel I came as soon as I heard your message I…’ her father stopped talking and stared at the Question as Rachel could suddenly feel a high level of hostility in the coffee shop. ‘Rupert Thorn’ the Question spoke matter-of-factly. Rachel seemed surprised that the Question knew her father and almost expected to find a name tag on her father. ‘Rachel come away from him immediately’ were the words emanating through her fathers mouth, full of rage and frustration. ‘Daddy what’s going on?’ Rachel asks her father as the Question walks up to him with his hands in the pockets of his trench coat.
‘Long time no see Thorn. See that you’re eating well as usual. Thought that maybe this was a front for one of your operations. Thought the girl was in on it, turns out she’s a nice kid. Who would have guessed?’ Thorn grits his teeth as the Question leaves as Rachel stares at her father. ‘Dad…what’s going on?’ Even when she finished the question Rachel knew she wouldn’t like the answer and all those nights spent by herself suddenly didn’t seem so bad.
it reminds me of something we'd see in a batman b&w book. not badm but could use revisions (something i suck at myself).
from the actual question books i've read vic never calls himself "the question" instead he will say something like, "a friend"; and will actualy refer to himself in thought balloons as no face. But that may have been just O'Neil doing
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:26 PM
Alright in no order. I'll give reasons for those I can.
Mike/Baird: MAX Deadpool-This would be hilareous yet I think still compelling at the same time. The MAX label would suit some of his humour better.
David: Exiles-read his pitch!
Alysha: Powers-I think your sense of humour would fit this perfectly. I could see you doing a crime book as well, don't ask me why *shrugs*
Jason: MAX Punisher. The man has anger issues.
Jef: Nighthawk because of his interesting 'elseworld' view on Batman
Classy: X-men. I enjoyed the pitch he made a few months ago.
John: She-hulk. Not sure why, I just think he could hand out some fun stories.
Aaron: Any Marvel age book. Again not sure why but I think it would suit him.
Willie: Whatever Warren Ellis is writing-Willie is like our own personal Warren Ellis.
Bryan: Buffy-because I know he'd love it.
VI: Fantastic Four-I think I recall enjoying you pitch. Yours was the space one yes?
i suck when writing humor to myself
Magnum V.I.
01-27-2007, 08:27 PM
Alright Gang....I have to be at work at 7am tomorrow so I am outta heeerrreeeeee...
WillieLee
01-27-2007, 08:27 PM
What the fuck? People feel so full of themselves they can talk shit about Brazil?
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:29 PM
Alright Gang....I have to be at work at 7am tomorrow so I am outta heeerrreeeeee...
night man
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:30 PM
What the fuck? People feel so full of themselves they can talk shit about Brazil?
whu?
Alright in no order. I'll give reasons for those I can.
Mike/Baird: MAX Deadpool-This would be hilareous yet I think still compelling at the same time. The MAX label would suit some of his humour better.
David: Exiles-read his pitch!
Alysha: Powers-I think your sense of humour would fit this perfectly. I could see you doing a crime book as well, don't ask me why *shrugs*
Jason: MAX Punisher. The man has anger issues.
Jef: Nighthawk because of his interesting 'elseworld' view on Batman
Classy: X-men. I enjoyed the pitch he made a few months ago.
John: She-hulk. Not sure why, I just think he could hand out some fun stories.
Aaron: Any Marvel age book. Again not sure why but I think it would suit him.
Willie: Whatever Warren Ellis is writing-Willie is like our own personal Warren Ellis.
Bryan: Buffy-because I know he'd love it.
VI: Fantastic Four-I think I recall enjoying you pitch. Yours was the space one yes?
I feel so left out :cry:
Alright Gang....I have to be at work at 7am tomorrow so I am outta heeerrreeeeee...
Later Idiot. :beer:
WillieLee
01-27-2007, 08:31 PM
whu?
Jebus, Baird. Your board hoaring is really terrible.
What the fuck? People feel so full of themselves they can talk shit about Brazil?
The country or the movie? The country, I don't agree but I can see why some people would talk shit. The movie? fuck them.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:32 PM
I feel so left out :cry:
hmmmmm i'm trying to think of something that would "sound" like you. only you are schizophrenic when it comes to what your posts sound like...
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:33 PM
Jebus, Baird. Your board hoaring is really terrible.
i'm at work, i tend to avoid the rest of the board due to my employers can read whatever i read and type
WillieLee
01-27-2007, 08:34 PM
The country or the movie? The country, I don't agree but I can see why some people would talk shit. The movie? fuck them.
The movie. the country is rat-ass crazy. But the movie Brazil is brilliance.
WillieLee
01-27-2007, 08:35 PM
i'm at work, i tend to avoid the rest of the board due to my employers can read whatever i read and type
I'm pissed up and I backed into a car and I still picked up on the Brazil thread
hmmmmm i'm trying to think of something that would "sound" like you. only you are schizophrenic when it comes to what your posts sound like...
I don't know whether that's a compliment or an insult.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:37 PM
The movie. the country is rat-ass crazy. But the movie Brazil is brilliance.
never seen it
I'm pissed up and I backed into a car and I still picked up on the Brazil thread
why did you back up into a car? that wasn't birght man, just not bright
I don't know whether that's a compliment or an insult.
neither. it was meant as a general statement, in that I can not find in my memories of you a definitive "sound" for your posts. In that you have no sound. And that is a good thing i guess. Less pidgeon holeing
WillieLee
01-27-2007, 08:41 PM
never seen it
Correct that immediately.
why did you back up into a car? that wasn't birght man, just not bright
Because they decided to park behind me. It was an 86 Buick Skylark, I have a crack in my fender so no damage was done.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:44 PM
Correct that immediately.
Because they decided to park behind me. It was an 86 Buick Skylark, I have a crack in my fender so no damage was done.
maybe one day
s'ok i backed into my mechanic's car about a year ago. It was black car at night, during the rain parked behind my pick up...i have a metal bumper so he needed repairs
WillieLee
01-27-2007, 08:46 PM
maybe one day
s'ok i backed into my mechanic's car about a year ago. It was black car at night, during the rain parked behind my pick up...i have a metal bumper so he needed repairs
Eh, I have a ten year-old car and I only put a crack in the bumper.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:48 PM
Eh, I have a ten year-old car and I only put a crack in the bumper.
woot 20 year old truck! i remember getting in a fender bender with my mom's old escort and the whole front needed to be replaced. I won't own a car from the 90's too much work to repair them for stupid shit.
neither. it was meant as a general statement, in that I can not find in my memories of you a definitive "sound" for your posts. In that you have no sound. And that is a good thing i guess. Less pidgeon holeing
I have no sound? It's like you're saying I'm not a person at all. Am I being sarcastic? or serious? even I don't know anymore.
JABSEN
01-27-2007, 08:56 PM
Just cause....
http://mbylsma.googlepages.com/link.jpg
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:57 PM
I have no sound? It's like you're saying I'm not a person at all. Am I being sarcastic? or serious? even I don't know anymore.
and you've lost me!
JABSEN
01-27-2007, 08:57 PM
Hey guys..
Night guys.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:58 PM
Just cause....
http://mbylsma.googlepages.com/link.jpg
does this mean that he eats the spiders after he kills them?
WillieLee
01-27-2007, 08:58 PM
Hey guys..
Night guys.
I love you Jabby.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 08:58 PM
Hey guys..
Night guys.
don't forget to wash that arrow before you sleep!
night man
Just cause....
http://mbylsma.googlepages.com/link.jpg
Apparently Link hasn't heard of a little thing called GRAMMAR!!!
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 09:07 PM
ok after thinking about it, hock you'd be great writing a post nextwave X-51 story.
jason hissong
01-27-2007, 09:09 PM
i'm drunk.
ok after thinking about it, hock you'd be great writing a post nextwave X-51 story.
I fully support this Fleshy One.
:beer:
i'm drunk.
Even the drunk guy can throw in an appostrophe. Damn Link.
Hey Jason. :beer:
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 09:11 PM
i'm drunk.
*gives you an award
I fully support this Fleshy One.
:beer:
i was debating between The Captain and Aaron. Your "Am I being serious?" post convinced me
i was debating between The Captain and Aaron. Your "Am I being serious?" post convinced me
I like that you picked the two drunks of Nextwave. That makes me happy. :thumb:
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 09:19 PM
I like that you picked the two drunks of Nextwave. That makes me happy. :thumb:
i um picked through the two males. I wasn't sure how well you'd be able to write an african american female who went from leading the avengers to Nextwave...
i um picked through the two males. I wasn't sure how well you'd be able to write an african american female who went from leading the avengers to Nextwave...
I think I could write a pretty decent Boom Boom.
I didn't even realise that you picked the only two males. Someone really has t do a Dirk Anger mini sometime soon.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 09:33 PM
I think I could write a pretty decent Boom Boom.
I didn't even realise that you picked the only two males. Someone really has t do a Dirk Anger mini sometime soon.
honestly i'm sure you could do well with any of the characters. And yes the world needs more Dirk
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:05 PM
grrr i was gonna post my story for glenn, but jinxworld never lets me post anything more than 5 sentances.
to read what i wrote go to
bairdduvessa.livejournal.com
Speaking of Nextwave.
http://www.marvel.com/publishing/stories/nextwave/NextWaveFinal.mp3
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:09 PM
Speaking of Nextwave.
http://www.marvel.com/publishing/stories/nextwave/NextWaveFinal.mp3
at work can't listen to it :-(
grrr i was gonna post my story for glenn, but jinxworld never lets me post anything more than 5 sentances.
to read what i wrote go to
bairdduvessa.livejournal.com
You can't type more then five sentences? That's fucked up.
That was pretty cool, I think you captured Deadpools voice expertly and you include one of my favorite characters. You're style is like the opposite of mine though, I write so many details and shit in, so crazy and densly packed.
jason hissong
01-27-2007, 10:17 PM
i'm still drunk. and really tired.
i'm still drunk. and really tired.
Drink 3 glasses of water, pass out, and have a ceasar in the morning.
jason hissong
01-27-2007, 10:19 PM
ceasar?
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:20 PM
You can't type more then five sentences? That's fucked up.
That was pretty cool, I think you captured Deadpools voice expertly and you include one of my favorite characters. You're style is like the opposite of mine though, I writer so many details and shit in, so crazy and densly packed.
if i was
1. at home
and
2. writing a short story i would include many, many more details. But even my stories and prose dialogues just tend to take over w/out saying who said what.
but thank you. My usual tone is very dark too. This afternoon before bed i scripted out nick furry's funeral, a whole issue everything in my head then fell asleep.
yea i've been having problems with jinxworld for over a month now. I can not paste in anything from word, or google in this thread and a few others. luckily i can still post in a few of mack's (my pm's only work half the time too)
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:20 PM
ceasar?
Drink 3 glasses of water, pass out, and have a ceasar in the morning.
et tu hock?
at work can't listen to it :-(
It's the Nextwave theme song, here be the lyrics.
It's like Shakespeare
But with lots more punching
It's like Goethe
But with lots more crushing
Like Titanic
But the boat's still floating
No it's not!
The mother(honk)ing boat is exploding!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
Dirk Anger
Is one crazy mamma-jamma
He leads HATE
Sitting around in his pretty pink pajamas
HATE was formed
By the Beyond Coporation
Purposely
To bring about catastrophic devastation!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a step-son?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster?
Or a pirate?
Electric emu?
A giant sky-rat?
A midget Hitler?!
Or Pontius Pilate!
Don't call your mom or your doctor,
Just pick up the phone and call!
NEXTWAVE! Wooawoaah
NEXTWAVE!
Give us a NextWave roll-call!
MONICA!
Is gonna microwave your (whistle)
TABBY!
Is gonna steal all your stuff!
AARON!
Is going to organize your sock drawer!
ELSA!
Is gonna speak with an accent!
THE CAPTAIN!
His name is The Captain!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...
NEXTWAVE!
For God's sake, somebody call NextWave...
ceasar?
Oh right, I forgot they don't really drink those in America.
It's an excellent drink which is acceptable to drink in the morning. It's made with Vodka, Clamato, Worcestershire sauce, and Tabasco sauce. It is served in a salt rimmed glass. The best hangover cure there is.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:26 PM
It's the Nextwave theme song, here be the lyrics.
It's like Shakespeare
But with lots more punching
It's like Goethe
But with lots more crushing
Like Titanic
But the boat's still floating
No it's not!
The mother(honk)ing boat is exploding!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
Dirk Anger
Is one crazy mamma-jamma
He leads HATE
Sitting around in his pretty pink pajamas
HATE was formed
By the Beyond Coporation
Purposely
To bring about catastrophic devastation!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a step-son?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster?
Or a pirate?
Electric emu?
A giant sky-rat?
A midget Hitler?!
Or Pontius Pilate!
Don't call your mom or your doctor,
Just pick up the phone and call!
NEXTWAVE! Wooawoaah
NEXTWAVE!
Give us a NextWave roll-call!
MONICA!
Is gonna microwave your (whistle)
TABBY!
Is gonna steal all your stuff!
AARON!
Is going to organize your sock drawer!
ELSA!
Is gonna speak with an accent!
THE CAPTAIN!
His name is The Captain!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE!
NEXTWAVE! Somebody please, please call...
NEXTWAVE!
For God's sake, somebody call NextWave...
i thought it may have been a new song!
yea this one is in my play lists at home
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:26 PM
Oh right, I forgot they don't really drink those in America.
It's an excellent drink which is acceptable to drink in the morning. It's made with Vodka, Clamato, Worcestershire sauce, and Tabasco sauce. It is served in a salt rimmed glass. The best hangover cure there is.
don't listen! just eat runny eggs, spoiled meat, a fat diseased chick's special place, and some poo!
if i was
1. at home
and
2. writing a short story i would include many, many more details. But even my stories and prose dialogues just tend to take over w/out saying who said what.
but thank you. My usual tone is very dark too. This afternoon before bed i scripted out nick furry's funeral, a whole issue everything in my head then fell asleep.
yea i've been having problems with jinxworld for over a month now. I can not paste in anything from word, or google in this thread and a few others. luckily i can still post in a few of mack's (my pm's only work half the time too)
Yeah, when I get going in dialogue when writing prose almost all there is is the dialogue. Especially if only two people are talking, it just goes back and forth.
When writing comics though I include a crazy amount of artistic asides and lits of photo reference just so that I'm certain the artist will know what I'm talking about. Not that I've actually worked with an artist or anything.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:31 PM
Yeah, when I get going in dialogue when writing prose almost all there is is the dialogue. Especially if only two people are talking, it just goes back and forth.
When writing comics though I include a crazy amount of artistic asides and lits of photo reference just so that I'm certain the artist will know what I'm talking about. Not that I've actually worked with an artist or anything.
there was a gambit fan script i wrote a while ago that i went nuts with camera angels and references...it took my like an hour to write out 2 pages. When I go home i will have to see if i can find that. but alas i think it is long gone.
don't listen! just eat runny eggs, spoiled meat, a fat diseased chick's special place, and some poo!
That sounds like a reciped for E. Coli, Chlamydia, and Intestinal Worms.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:36 PM
That sounds like a reciped for E. Coli, Chlamydia, and Intestinal Worms.
i call it the rubicon special
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:37 PM
ph god the jack rabbitt and i have spent the past few pages in rays thread coming up with a team up featuring deadpool and hoppy the marvel bunny
there was a gambit fan script i wrote a while ago that i went nuts with camera angels and references...it took my like an hour to write out 2 pages. When I go home i will have to see if i can find that. but alas i think it is long gone.
I wrote a script for just a three panel comic, real simple, nothing extra fancy. Over 150 words for one panel description. not that I really have a reference for what's normal for people to write.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:48 PM
I wrote a script for just a three panel comic, real simple, nothing extra fancy. Over 150 words for one panel description. not that I really have a reference for what's normal for people to write.
if i can find it i will share it with ya.
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:50 PM
holy shit its on my work computer
bairdduvessa
01-27-2007, 10:59 PM
ok guys i have to do actualy work. peace
ok guys i have to do actualy work. peace
and I'm going to bed. Later.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 02:33 AM
stupid people + cats = stupid cat people hybris who are trying to eat all of the world's tuna fish
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 03:27 AM
Haha that's brilliant. And I could totally see myself writing a Slott-style She-Hulk.
.
Ditto
Hey all!
Josh - reading your scripts. Will be sending an email soon. :rock:
Thanks man:D
Glenn - I'd love to read what you have. :)
Thanks man:D
it reminds me of something we'd see in a batman b&w book. not badm but could use revisions (something i suck at myself).
from the actual question books i've read vic never calls himself "the question" instead he will say something like, "a friend"; and will actualy refer to himself in thought balloons as no face. But that may have been just O'Neil doing
Alright. Now I feel worse than when Josh tore me to shreds;)
i suck when writing humor to myself
Bet you don't.
I feel so left out :cry:
Knew I forgot someone.
Hock: Wolverine-I think I'd like to see you write about someone who's virtually indestructible.
stupid people + cats = stupid cat people hybris who are trying to eat all of the world's tuna fish
Eh?
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 03:35 AM
Mike I enjoyed your story and it's sold me on you writing Deadpool MAX even more:)
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 03:47 AM
Ditto
Alright. Now I feel worse than when Josh tore me to shreds;)
Hock: Wolverine-I think I'd like to see you write about someone who's virtually indestructible.
Eh?
you should feel worse! wait i liked the batman b&w books
we allready picked stuff for hock
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 03:48 AM
you should feel worse! wait i liked the batman b&w books
we allready picked stuff for hock
I do:(
Well I wanted to pick.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 03:51 AM
I do:(
Well I wanted to pick.
:twisted:
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 03:52 AM
:twisted:
Seriously I feel about an inch high lol.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 03:54 AM
Seriously I feel about an inch high lol.
inch high private i!
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 03:56 AM
no?
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 03:58 AM
no?
No.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:00 AM
No.
but he's a classic cartoon character
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 04:04 AM
but he's a classic cartoon character
This is me not caring.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:09 AM
This is me not caring.
no, you are caring. i know you.
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 04:12 AM
no, you are caring. i know you.
I doubt that.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:14 AM
I don't doubt that.
fixed that for you
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 04:19 AM
fixed that for you
Cheers.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:22 AM
Cheers.
muwahahahahahahahaha
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 04:26 AM
muwahahahahahahahaha
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/fe/200px-Ultimatedeadpool.jpg
Laugh this up
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:29 AM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/fe/200px-Ultimatedeadpool.jpg
Laugh this up
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 04:34 AM
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Who's laughing now:lol:
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:34 AM
Who's laughing now:lol:
the joker standing over spiderman's body
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 04:37 AM
the joker standing over spiderman's body
Pft Spidey kicked his ass.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:38 AM
Pft Spidey kicked his ass.
only because superman helped!
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 04:43 AM
only because superman helped!
Someone needs to read the excellent Batman/Spider-man one shots.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:44 AM
Someone needs to read the excellent Batman/Spider-man one shots.
sure after i read the azbat/punisherl punisher/batman; batman/predator ones
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 04:50 AM
sure after i read the azbat/punisherl punisher/batman; batman/predator ones
Screw those.
Read the Batman/Spider-man ones.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:53 AM
Screw those.
Read the Batman/Spider-man ones.
maybe
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 04:58 AM
maybe
Do iiiiiiiiiiiiit.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:59 AM
Do iiiiiiiiiiiiit.
nah
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 05:04 AM
nah
Pft, Jerk.
Back later:D
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 05:40 AM
g'night folks
jason hissong
01-28-2007, 08:37 AM
oh yeah.
i'm cooking my pork tenderloin in my slow cooker with BEER for a liquid.
i rule the universe.
Jef UK
01-28-2007, 08:38 AM
Hallo? It's brunch time again. Glenn, you coming?
Jason, that pork tenderloin sounds excellent. You do in fact rule the universe. How did it come out?
jason hissong
01-28-2007, 08:39 AM
Hallo? It's brunch time again. Glenn, you coming?
Jason, that pork tenderloin sounds excellent. You do in fact rule the universe. How did it come out?
i'll let you know in about seven hours.
Jef UK
01-28-2007, 08:42 AM
i'll let you know in about seven hours.
Ah, sweet. I didn't look when your post was made.
jason hissong
01-28-2007, 08:42 AM
Ah, sweet. I didn't look when your post was made.
no worries. what are you up to today?
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 09:12 AM
boobs.
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 09:35 AM
Morning folks.
Bleh.
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 09:47 AM
I'd give you a beer Hock but the site of it might make me queasy.
I'd give you a beer Hock but the site of it might make me queasy.
Rough night?
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 09:54 AM
Rough night?
Eh, not bad. Just not taking any chances.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 10:59 AM
Somebody give me a fuckin' beer to drink, a drunk to punch and a mother-fuckin' nuke to blow up this scum-sucking, cunting country..... NOW!!! :mad:
Oh, and hi. How is everyone?
Somebody give me a fuckin' beer to drink, a drunk to punch and a mother-fuckin' nuke to blow up this scum-sucking, cunting country..... NOW!!! :mad:
Oh, and hi. How is everyone?
:beer:
I'm not bad, not great, but not bad. You seem a little angry.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 12:07 PM
:beer:
I'm not bad, not great, but not bad. You seem a little angry.
Glad to hear it :)
Aren't I always a little bit? :lol:
Nah, today I have good reason but it's nothing I'm going to go into at the moment, just want to relax and enjoy the board :)
jason hissong
01-28-2007, 12:15 PM
Somebody give me a fuckin' beer to drink, a drunk to punch and a mother-fuckin' nuke to blow up this scum-sucking, cunting country..... NOW!!! :mad:
Oh, and hi. How is everyone?
:beer:
Howlett
01-28-2007, 12:21 PM
:beer:
Mr. Jason :beer:
How're things?
jason hissong
01-28-2007, 12:31 PM
Mr. Jason :beer:
How're things?
average
Howlett
01-28-2007, 12:34 PM
average
I'm sorry to hear that.... I think.
Or else I'm happy to hear that.
I really can't tell :scared:
jason hissong
01-28-2007, 12:35 PM
I'm sorry to hear that.... I think.
Or else I'm happy to hear that.
I really can't tell :scared:
it's neither really. even keel. how's ireland?
Howlett
01-28-2007, 12:36 PM
it's neither really. even keel. how's ireland?
Hell :)
Other than that, it's same as always. I've been travelling a lot though, so I'm tired.
jason hissong
01-28-2007, 12:37 PM
Hell :)
Other than that, it's same as always. I've been travelling a lot though, so I'm tired.
:beer: to freshen you up.
jason hissong
01-28-2007, 12:43 PM
i'm trying to write about my top ten favorite novels.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 12:46 PM
:beer: to freshen you up.
I :heart: you...... in a not gay way :shifty:
Howlett
01-28-2007, 12:47 PM
i'm trying to write about my top ten favorite novels.
Thats sounds fun :D
jason hissong
01-28-2007, 12:48 PM
Thats sounds fun :D
it's sort of frustrating, honestly.
and it's okay to love me in a gay way. i just won't reciprocate.
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 12:51 PM
Man, I leave the door unlocked and the Irish come right into the thread.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 12:56 PM
it's sort of frustrating, honestly.
and it's okay to love me in a gay way. i just won't reciprocate.
Thats why I could never do a top ten list myself.
But.... but you said you wuvved me :(
jason hissong
01-28-2007, 12:57 PM
Thats why I could never do a top ten list myself.
But.... but you said you wuvved me :(
i do love you.
i just have no desire for buttsex or oralsex with you.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 12:58 PM
Man, I leave the door unlocked and the Irish come right into the thread.
Yeah.... who gave you the fuckin' spare key anyway? :mad:
Howlett
01-28-2007, 01:00 PM
i do love you.
i just have no desire for buttsex or oralsex with you.
*sigh* Fine :surrend:
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 01:02 PM
Yeah.... who gave you the fuckin' spare key anyway? :mad:
I took it off you when you were drunk.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 01:05 PM
I took it off you when you were drunk.
HA!!! Jokes on you. I wasn't anywhere near here that time I got drunk :miffed:
Which means I was just stupid.
Which is worse :mad:
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 01:07 PM
I'm tired. Too old to go hard-core boozing. I think I will quit drinking.
For like, a week
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 01:10 PM
Hey Howlett, how's your friend doing?
Howlett
01-28-2007, 01:12 PM
I'm tired. Too old to go hard-core boozing. I think I will quit drinking.
For like, a week
You are so lucky I saw that last bit of your post you heathen :miffed:
Howlett
01-28-2007, 01:13 PM
Hey Howlett, how's your friend doing?
She's doing well, thanks. She's in better spirits at the moment. Should be out of the hospital in another couple of weeks at most with any luck.
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 01:17 PM
You are so lucky I saw that last bit of your post you heathen :miffed:
I'll never quit. I might need a nap though.
She's doing well, thanks. She's in better spirits at the moment. Should be out of the hospital in another couple of weeks at most with any luck.
Cool.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 01:20 PM
I'll never quit. I might need a nap though.
Cool.
Naps are good. I like naps :cool:
Thanks :)
Sir Erudite Gav
01-28-2007, 01:22 PM
Man, I leave the door unlocked and the Irish come right into the thread.
Those feckin' bastards!
Howlett
01-28-2007, 01:27 PM
Those feckin' bastards!
Yeah :mad:
Those feckin' bastards!
Yeah :mad:
Those Irish bastards should just go off to some island somewhere and not bother the rest of us. Except on march 17th.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 02:03 PM
Those Irish bastards should just go off to some island somewhere and not bother the rest of us. Except on march 17th.
You mean like... an Irish-Land? :mistrust:
Thats just to scary to be true :scared:
The Doctor
01-28-2007, 02:20 PM
Hallo? It's brunch time again. Glenn, you coming?
Jason, that pork tenderloin sounds excellent. You do in fact rule the universe. How did it come out?
But of course.
Quick cameo:D see everyone tomozzow.
You mean like... an Irish-Land? :mistrust:
Thats just to scary to be true :scared:
Exactly.
As long as it's handled better then Australia. The descendants of criminals are actuallly allowed to leave that penal colony.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 02:33 PM
But of course.
Quick cameo:D see everyone tomozzow.
You damn tease!!! :mad:
Hope you're doing well man :D
Howlett
01-28-2007, 02:34 PM
Exactly.
As long as it's handled better then Australia. The descendants of criminals are actuallly allowed to leave that penal colony.
This conversation has taken a frightening turn :scared:
You mean the Australian I gave my spare key to is a...... :shock:
*runs to check if stuff is still at home*
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 02:38 PM
sup sluts?
Howlett
01-28-2007, 02:39 PM
I'm out for a bit guys, need to get some food.
I'll be back in, like, an hour though with any luck.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 02:49 PM
k
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 03:39 PM
allo? i can here you breathing mes commrades!
allo? i can here you breathing mes commrades!
Damnit. I thought I was stalking you sneakily.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 03:43 PM
Damnit. I thought I was stalking you sneakily.
nope, also you stepped in dog poo
nope, also you stepped in dog poo
I didn't step in it. I smeared it over myself to cover my scent.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 03:53 PM
I didn't step in it. I smeared it over myself to cover my scent.
...I...I, um...ok i have nothing
...I...I, um...ok i have nothing
Baird without a comment. That's a first as far as I can remember.
Does this mean I win? :boogie:
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:00 PM
Baird without a comment. That's a first as far as I can remember.
Does this mean I win? :boogie:
nope you have to beat me three connsecutive times
nope you have to beat me three connsecutive times
Consecutive. That's going to be hard.
And my attempting it would result in a horrible disturbing thread.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:11 PM
Consecutive. That's going to be hard.
And my attempting it would result in a horrible disturbing thread.
now i'm currious
now i'm currious
Well you know, curiosity killed the cat.
The cat was just so damn curious about what would happen if he spent 40 minutes in my microwave.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:22 PM
Well you know, curiosity killed the cat.
The cat was just so damn curious about what would happen if he spent 40 minutes in my microwave.
ah home made chinese
ah home made chinese
That's disgusting. The chines food I eat they at least slaughter and skin the cats before throwing them in the microwave.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:27 PM
That's disgusting. The chines food I eat they at least slaughter and skin the cats before throwing them in the microwave.
stupid cape cod
Howlett
01-28-2007, 04:32 PM
Aaaaaaaand I'm back.
Now gimme booze :cool:
Susan BANthony
01-28-2007, 04:33 PM
I GOOOOOOT SKYYYYYYWAAARRRRRRRRPPPPP!
:boogie:
Fuck yes, what an awesome repaint.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 04:34 PM
I GOOOOOOT SKYYYYYYWAAARRRRRRRRPPPPP!
:boogie:
Fuck yes, what an awesome repaint.
Classics 'Warp? :o
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:35 PM
Aaaaaaaand I'm back.
Now gimme booze :cool:
:beer:
I GOOOOOOT SKYYYYYYWAAARRRRRRRRPPPPP!
:boogie:
Fuck yes, what an awesome repaint.
sweet
Susan BANthony
01-28-2007, 04:35 PM
Classics 'Warp? :o
Yup, the same. With Ultra Fagnus.
Who's kinda cool too, but I didn't buy it for him. :D
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:39 PM
are they still doing a titanium magnus?
Aaaaaaaand I'm back.
Now gimme booze :cool:
:beer:
Howlett
01-28-2007, 04:48 PM
:beer:
:beer:
Thanks :beer:
Howlett
01-28-2007, 04:49 PM
Yup, the same. With Ultra Fagnus.
Who's kinda cool too, but I didn't buy it for him. :D
I think that Magnus is pretty okay looking. But I fucking HATE these damn white Prime repaints.
The seekers, fair enough. They all looked the same. But ever since that fucking Dreamwave comic where Magnus was revealed as a white Prime in armour, even though I liked it in the comic, we've been flooded with fucking white Primes :mad:
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:54 PM
I think that Magnus is pretty okay looking. But I fucking HATE these damn white Prime repaints.
The seekers, fair enough. They all looked the same. But ever since that fucking Dreamwave comic where Magnus was revealed as a white Prime in armour, even though I liked it in the comic, we've been flooded with fucking white Primes :mad:
saves money
Howlett
01-28-2007, 04:54 PM
are they still doing a titanium magnus?
They're doing TWO!!! :D
But one is just a fucking repaint :mad:
http://newsreader.visualmedia.com.hk/vm.php?art_group=talk.transformers&message_id=67494&attachment_id=1
http://newsreader.visualmedia.com.hk/vm.php?art_group=talk.transformers&message_id=67494&attachment_id=2
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 04:57 PM
I need to win the lottery.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 04:57 PM
I need to win the lottery.
So do I.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 04:59 PM
They're doing TWO!!! :D
But one is just a fucking repaint :mad:
http://newsreader.visualmedia.com.hk/vm.php?art_group=talk.transformers&message_id=67494&attachment_id=1
http://newsreader.visualmedia.com.hk/vm.php?art_group=talk.transformers&message_id=67494&attachment_id=2
grrrr not loading
Howlett
01-28-2007, 05:00 PM
grrrr not loading
Try this link.
http://newsreader.visualmedia.com.hk/vm.php?art_group=talk.transformers&article_id=67494
I need to win the lottery.
Me as well. But I need at least 10 mil.
Luckily us Canadians ain't taxed on lottery winnings.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 05:02 PM
ok finally loaded. i want the g1 one!
Howlett
01-28-2007, 05:04 PM
ok finally loaded. i want the g1 one!
That Gen1 one is awesome. I can't believe how good it looks. I want a Titanium Kup, Springer, Blurr, Arcee, Cyclonus and Galvatron now :D
They're doing TWO!!! :D
But one is just a fucking repaint :mad:
http://newsreader.visualmedia.com.hk/vm.php?art_group=talk.transformers&message_id=67494&attachment_id=1
http://newsreader.visualmedia.com.hk/vm.php?art_group=talk.transformers&message_id=67494&attachment_id=2
That took forever to load. But yeah, Starscream and Sunstorm are exactly the same except for their colours
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 05:09 PM
That Gen1 one is awesome. I can't believe how good it looks. I want a Titanium Kup, Springer, Blurr, Arcee, Cyclonus and Galvatron now :D
agreed
WillieLee
01-28-2007, 05:09 PM
Me as well. But I need at least 10 mil.
Luckily us Canadians ain't taxed on lottery winnings.
They have a new game in Feb. $1 million a year for 25 years. I think that might be enough.
They have a new game in Feb. $1 million a year for 25 years. I think that might be enough.
I would prefer it all at once,because the interest on that much cash is incredible.
Howlett
01-28-2007, 05:11 PM
That took forever to load. But yeah, Starscream and Sunstorm are exactly the same except for their colours
That I don't mind a whole lot though I AM sick of Sunstorm already. They should've done Skywarp and rounded out the main seekers first, then fuck around with the excess crap.
bairdduvessa
01-28-2007, 05:12 PM
i will buy the fallen
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