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nobody knows this monkey's name... he's a smoker, and he's probably addicted to heroin as well...

a few hours ago this monkey raped and murdered his cousin in cold blood...

his usual method is smashing people's heads with his cymbals and then using the cymbals' edges to cut off............................. parts............. which he keeps..........

this monkey used to be happy once... had a nice family, had children, had a good job, good pay (nothing too great, but it paid the bills and kept him and his family happy), but no longer.....

what a fucked up monkey

THE END





(my God, i'm bored.......)

[WillieLee]

"Sam, I want to see you." Those words haunt me. I felt them in my mind before I heard them. I got in my car with Janine. We went to grab some lunch at a Wendy's. Choking down on some chili I heard my cell phone blazing. I picked it up and answered. I haven't heard from her in a month. "Sam it's me." I almost choked on the chili. "Sam, I want to see you." I said her name. I thought I would never hear from her again. "What about your boyfriend? I can't go through this bullshit again."

She laughed that laugh of hers. "It's over. I want you to come to the club." I almost bit my tongue in half. "I'm not going to a damn strip club." I screamed. Lilly just chuckled. Janine choked on her chicken nugget and looked at me like a mad man. "Lilly I'm not going!" She kept chuckling. Than it turned to laughter and bore itself into the mind. I felt blood seeping out of my brain cells. I felt like going insane...again.

Of course I went. Drove an hour to the boondocks to some hellhole strip joint. Oh it looked nice. Crowded. I felt a familiar fear of claustrophobia hit me and saw the place packed with skanky looking strippers. I wanted to run. But my damn curiosity, boredom, and loneliness overwhelmed me. The place stunk of cheap perfume and sweat. I began to choke on my own bile. Everywhere I looked. "Would you like a dance." or I would hear "Would you like a drink." And I kept saying, "I'm all set. I'm all set. I'm all set." I was determined the only money I would spend at the den was the cover charge. I didn't give a damn I sounded like a broken record.

Was she there I wondered? Was she even there? Did I come on yet another fool's errand? God damn her. God damn me. After half an hour I decided to ask an usher if she was there. I described her. "Oh her? That's Amilion." He chuckled. "VERY POPULAR dancer here. She works day shift. She left two hours ago." I bit my lip and left. I only have myself to blame. I started the trek home and she called.

"You want me don't you?" She said. I lowered my voice. "Yes." I heard her breathing and moaning to tease me as she always does. "Good. I'll see you the day before the next year Sam. Maybe you'll get a face fuck." She hung up. I looked ahead. I smiled my stupid smile. "Fuck 2006 up its stupid ass with clown shoes." God. Why must I always rip off Kevin Smith? And I just drove home.

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i was trying to provide an alternative to that and you just had to go ahead and post that in here.......... :roll:

[WillieLee]

i was trying to provide an alternative to that and you just had to go ahead and post that in here.......... :roll:


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I liked it

[Vonn Hennigar]

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I liked it

This dog has now made all future Zevad threads worth checking out.

Bravo kind sir.

[WillieLee]

This dog has now made all future Zevad threads worth checking out.

Bravo kind sir.

I had to find something to stave off the madness.

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you know what's funny.... i sometimes forget you're all actually real people.......

[WillieLee]

you know what's funny.... i sometimes forget you're all actually real people.......

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We aren't. Neither are the women who need to be cleansed from our streets.