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Pat Loika
12-29-2006, 09:16 AM
I just checked my inbox at work and I found an envelope with a card, from a hotel guest.
It said: "To Patrick, Thank you for last night."
And there was $60 in cash enclosed.
The funny thing is, I don't remember ever dealing with this guest...and I don't have any employees named Patrick. And what exactly did she mean by 'thank you for last night?!'
P.
Taxman
12-29-2006, 09:16 AM
I just checked my inbox at work and I found an envelope with a card, from a hotel guest.
It said: "To Patrick, Thank you for last night."
And there was $60 in cash enclosed.
The funny thing is, I don't remember ever dealing with this guest...and I don't have any employees named Patrick. And what exactly did she mean by 'thank you for last night?!'
P.:heybaby:
R0cketFr0g
12-29-2006, 09:17 AM
Stud
McAfee
12-29-2006, 09:18 AM
Sounds like someone got slipped a "mickey."
Brian Defferding
12-29-2006, 09:18 AM
I just checked my inbox at work and I found an envelope with a card, from a hotel guest.
It said: "To Patrick, Thank you for last night."
And there was $60 in cash enclosed.
The funny thing is, I don't remember ever dealing with this guest...and I don't have any employees named Patrick. And what exactly did she mean by 'thank you for last night?!'
P.
You've been rufee'd and used as a sex toy!
Sy-Klone
12-29-2006, 09:19 AM
Whatever you done, you done good, Pat. :cool:
:D
McAfee
12-29-2006, 09:19 AM
You were spreading the Awesomesauce around again. Simple as that.
KingMob
12-29-2006, 09:20 AM
i bet your employees took up a collection for you and the card is a joke.
Dr. Blasphemy
12-29-2006, 09:21 AM
You actually ARE the best around..Such a pimp, doesnt even remember...
Matt Jay
12-29-2006, 09:24 AM
That's not for you! That's intended for my mom's brother's Patrick for his outstanding Dirty Esmerelda's!
Buk Was Right
12-29-2006, 09:25 AM
do you have the faint aftertaste of "forget-me-nows" in your mouth?
TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
12-29-2006, 09:29 AM
:rofl:
Foolish Mortal
12-29-2006, 09:33 AM
Did you wake up in a bathtub filled with ice this morning? You'd better check your lower back and make sure you don't have any stitches...
TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
12-29-2006, 09:36 AM
Wait, was it signed by Mike D?
http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=2549693&postcount=10
Pat Loika
12-29-2006, 09:43 AM
Wait, was it signed by Mike D?
http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=2549693&postcount=10
Nope. I'd know if it was him. Hard to forget a man of his...stature.
P.
UltimateFactor
12-29-2006, 09:58 AM
Uh oh...better get ready to set off on a journey to reclaim all of your dupes...
Taki Soma
12-29-2006, 10:01 AM
what are you going to buy with your $60?
SAVETHEB
12-29-2006, 10:07 AM
what are you going to buy with your $60?
more pleasure devices for his hotel guests:twisted:
Pat Loika
12-29-2006, 10:20 AM
what are you going to buy with your $60?
Add it to the Weather Dominator fund, and my bid for world conquest!
P.
HoneyDippinDan
12-29-2006, 12:06 PM
Are you sore "down there"?
changingshades
12-29-2006, 12:10 PM
You stud you
DrMachine
12-29-2006, 12:44 PM
maybe they forgot to put (Sadly Not) on it
bartleby
12-29-2006, 12:45 PM
I just checked my inbox at work and I found an envelope with a card, from a hotel guest.
It said: "To Patrick, Thank you for last night."
And there was $60 in cash enclosed.
The funny thing is, I don't remember ever dealing with this guest...and I don't have any employees named Patrick. And what exactly did she mean by 'thank you for last night?!'
Are you sure there's not a Patrick that "works" the hotel?
sans serif
12-29-2006, 12:47 PM
Clearly this means that you're the best prostitute ever. You don't even have to do anything to make your money.
Pat Loika
12-29-2006, 12:48 PM
Are you sure there's not a Patrick that "works" the hotel?
I hope not. :lol:
P.
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