Worst comic quotes of the year?

[batmanbooyah]

has anyone does this? if you had, suck my balls.


what are the single worst lines in comics this year? can i start? can you not ban me for this one?


Mine:


"....XORN!!!!!!"


fuck, my balls hurt after reading magneto yell that.

[James Patrick]

Michael Richards had a few.

[batmanbooyah]

Michael Richards had a few.



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[SteveFlack]

Nico's last line in Civil War: Young Avengers/Runaways made me cringe.

-Steve!

[Special Agent Bachman]

"Did you know that my girlfriend died of a broken neck?"

[Andrew j]

The Ultimate Extinction line about needing the GDP of Germany made me cringe pretty badly. Had been done in the Core and in Ultimates 5 and it didn't work for me then either.

Also the speech Luke Cage made to the reporters in the Collective arc felt awkward more than anything else.

[bradical]

fuck, my balls hurt after reading magneto yell that.

then you should loosen your grip.

[bradical]

what i just said.

[The Human Target]

The explanation by Tony Stark in Spider-Man for the inexplicable healing of MJs arm during the previous arc.

[A.Huerta]

Was that Ronin reveal in 2006?

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Though I've been really enjoying Civil War, moreso than I thought I would, the Daredevil "Here's 31 Judas" line was so awkwardly hilarious.

[Ryan Elliott]

The explanation by Tony Stark in Spider-Man for the inexplicable healing of MJs arm during the previous arc.



But the "breaking the fourth wall" thing was funny.

[The Human Target]

But the "breaking the fourth wall" thing was funny.

To you maybe.

To me it was horribly hacky, removed me from the story, and was just a lame attempt to laugh of the horrible writing/editing.

[batmanbooyah]

then you should loosen your grip.



wait, how am i supposed to read comics?

[Ryan Elliott]

To you maybe.

To me it was horribly hacky, removed me from the story, and was just a lame attempt to laugh of the horrible writing/editing.



Oh calm down.

[bradical]

wait, how am i supposed to read comics?

one hand on the book, the other on the balls, of course. just ease up a bit, cowboy, you're looking for pleasure, not pain.;-)

[The Human Target]

Oh calm down.

Yes, I really did fly off the handle there.

Thank you for saving me, caped crusader!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!

[Hate_Prime]

Probably something Hudlin wrote in Black Panther. Something "Black Avengers"-related.

[Special Agent Bachman]

Also the speech Luke Cage made to the reporters in the Collective arc felt awkward more than anything else.

How so? I'm not sure what's awkward about it. The team is there at his request and as a condition of his having decided to join the team in the first place. It makes perfect sense that he'd be the neighborhood watch spokesman seeing as how he's the one who recommended and coordinated the mission.

But that's just one fan's opinion. I'm willing to concede that I could be wrong.

[Andrew j]

How so? I'm not sure what's awkward about it. The team is there at his request and as a condition of his having decided to join the team in the first place. It makes perfect sense that he'd be the neighborhood watch spokesman seeing as how he's the one who recommended and coordinated the mission.

But that's just one fan's opinion. I'm willing to concede that I could be wrong.

All I thought the entire time I was reading it was, "this, THIS is the best idea he could come up with?"

I could understand it if the NA had unlimited time to spend waiting for these drug dealers to leave or if it was just to bring awareness to people about these problems but this wasn't the case. He could have met with community leaders about forming something more realistic with their support and maybe even a little bit of Starks money. It just seemed really ill concieved and awkward to me.

[Special Agent Bachman]

All I thought the entire time I was reading it was, "this, THIS is the best idea he could come up with?"

I could understand it if the NA had unlimited time to spend waiting for these drug dealers to leave or if it was just to bring awareness to people about these problems but this wasn't the case. He could have met with community leaders about forming something more realistic with their support and maybe even a little bit of Starks money. It just seemed really ill concieved and awkward to me.

"And we are just going to stand here."

That's the one, right? Roughly? I try not to touch that arc too much.

[King of Mars]

I don't know if it was one of the worst lines of the year, but I thought it was incredibly goofy when...

CIVIL WAR SPOILER!!!

Tony Stark tried to justify Clor's killing of Bill Foster by saying, "That was a mistake...although he did act just like a cop would have in that situation." Seemed like a lame attempt by Millar to cover a really weak moment in the story.

[Andrew j]

"And we are just going to stand here."

That's the one, right? Roughly? I try not to touch that arc too much.

yeah, that one.

[MayorBigRig]

I don't know if it was one of the worst lines of the year, but I thought it was incredibly goofy when...

CIVIL WAR SPOILER!!!

Tony Stark tried to justify Clor's killing of Bill Foster by saying, "That was a mistake...although he did act just like a cop would have in that situation." Seemed like a lame attempt by Millar to cover a really weak moment in the story.

Ah, but that line was not written by Millar, as it came from the Cap/Iron Man: Choosing Sides, which was written by Christos Gage.

[King of Mars]

Ah, but that line was not written by Millar, as it came from the Cap/Iron Man: Choosing Sides, which was written by Christos Gage.I read it in Civil War. Millar didn't come up with that?

[Special Agent Bachman]

I read it in Civil War. Millar didn't come up with that?

I guess not, but he did come up with that "pampered punk" bullshit.

[UltimateFactor]

Every line of Superboy Prime's whiney bitchfest from IC.

[Dreg]

From Wolverine: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.:

"He defeated Elektra, the world's greatest ninja. What chance do I have?"

Oh, I don't know, Wolverine...since you're unkillable, unbreakable, and have a few lifetimes worth of training up on her, probably a better one? When Millar injects one of his favorite characters into a story (Elektra, Cap, the FF), it's usually at the expense of the regular cast of the book. In this case, Wolverine would never think something like this, even if he were facing a villain that just took down Thor. He sucker punched Thanos once. The cat is crazy enough to fight anything without thinking twice.

Oh, and unless Elektra has "World's Greatest Ninja" written on a coffee mug somewhere, I doubt the title applies.

[Akira]

Oh, and unless Elektra has "World's Greatest Ninja" written on a coffee mug somewhere, I doubt the title applies.
Who, in the Marvel U, is better than her?

[Dreg]

Who, in the Marvel U, is better than her?

Any of the people who've killed her.