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The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-03-2005, 08:23 AM
So, I'm waiting in line to get into a club on Friday. I've finally got to the front. I'm about to go inside, when a big, Russian Doorman stops me.

This is the conversation that followed between us...

BOUNCER: Aren't you banned from here?

ME: Excuse me?

BOUNCER: Didn't we ban you from here six weeks ago?

ME: No, mate.

BOUNCER: For pissing on the front door.

:shock:

ME: What?

BOUNCER: Somebody matching your discription was thrown out of here over a month ago, and then came back and pissed on the enterence.

ME: No, mate, I've... I've never pissed on a club door.

BOUNCER: Well, the man who made the discription starts work here in about an hour, and if he wants to, we'll come and get you, and if he says it's you, you'll be asked to leave.

ME: No... no problem.

What the fuck...

Smokinblues
05-03-2005, 08:24 AM
it was you wasn't it

Scott JB
05-03-2005, 08:25 AM
well, quit pissing on doors. Problem solved.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-03-2005, 08:25 AM
It wasn't ME!

:mad:

adamgreenberger
05-03-2005, 08:26 AM
So, I'm waiting in line to get into a club on Friday. I've finally got to the front. I'm about to go inside, when a big, Russian Doorman stops me.

This is the conversation that followed between us...

BOUNCER: Aren't you banned from here?

ME: Excuse me?

BOUNCER: Didn't we ban you from here six weeks ago?

ME: No, mate.

BOUNCER: For pissing on the front door.

:shock:

ME: What?

BOUNCER: Somebody matching your discription was thrown out of here over a month ago, and then came back and pissed on the enterence.

ME: No, mate, I've... I've never pissed on a club door.

BOUNCER: Well, the man who made the discription starts work here in about an hour, and if he wants to, we'll come and get you, and if he says it's you, you'll be asked to leave.

ME: No... no problem.

What the fuck...


So did they ever come and find you?

Gregory
05-03-2005, 08:26 AM
You know what I'd do? Piss on their door. I did that just last month.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-03-2005, 08:27 AM
So did they ever come and find you?

Thankfully, no.

xyzzy
05-03-2005, 08:29 AM
Do you have a distinctive appearance?

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-03-2005, 08:32 AM
Do you have a distinctive appearance?

Fat guy...

... Goatee...

... Curly hair...

... Glasses...

... So I guess, yes.

Doug
05-03-2005, 08:32 AM
Are door pissers like rug pissers?

Because rug pissers are pure evil. I mean that rug really pulled the room together.

Raphael J
05-03-2005, 08:33 AM
Oh, he also has a birthmark on his right cheek.



















Yes, that cheek.

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-03-2005, 08:35 AM
Oh, he also has a birthmark on his right cheek.



















Yes, that cheek.


What happens in Vegas STAYS IN VEGAS, DAMN IT!

:mad:

Raphael J
05-03-2005, 08:39 AM
What happens in Vegas STAYS IN VEGAS, DAMN IT!


LAME!

Taki Soma
05-03-2005, 08:39 AM
oopsie

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-03-2005, 08:40 AM
LAME!

Yeah, it was, which is another reason why I don't want to talk about it...

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
05-03-2005, 08:40 AM
oopsie

I don't suppose, being a woman, you ever get accused of stuff like this, right?

Pat Loika
05-03-2005, 08:41 AM
Ahh...memories.

P.

Bill?
05-03-2005, 08:42 AM
the nerve of that ass! you should have pissed on the clubs door! that would have showed him!

GelfXIII
05-03-2005, 08:42 AM
Are door pissers like rug pissers?

Because rug pissers are pure evil. I mean that rug really pulled the room together.


...The Dude abides.