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Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 12:55 AM
I'm totally climbing up on a tower and yelling at the masses (who are likely there to see if I'll jump).

Me and my family have been in a bastarding long legal situation with my sisters' father. He is a non-custodial asshole who makes more in week than my mum makes in a month. Easy. He owes my mum and sisters nearly $100,000.00 in back childsupport. He's been to jail twice for failure to pay and a few other times for failure to show up to our court dates.

Presently, we THOUGHT we had a bench warrent out for failure to appear. We've spent a SHITLOAD of cash trying to track down this ass. He quits his job whenever we find out where he's working (he's in construction so garnishing is out) and recently moved out of Province. We found out he's back and we're all like 'yay! finally, MAYBE the court system will pay attention to us and get us SOME portion of the money he owes us (as he's been TOLD by the courts AGAIN AND AGAIN THAT HE OWE US!).'

So our lawyer calls the RCMP and they say, uh-uh, there IS no bench warrent out for him.

WHAT???

So we call the family services registry and they tell us he'd been BROUGHT IN ON THE BENCH WARRENT. They hadn't informed us. They hadn't informed our lawyer. The judge then RELEASED HIM WITHOUT JAIL TIME DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE WARRENT SAID HE WAS TO BE JAILED! He 'promised to appear' at a later court date (that we also weren't informed of). He didn't show up his car (he has stated time and time again that he doesn't OWN a car) had been stolen. WE didn't show up because we had no goddamned idea there was a date. So whoosh. Warrent gone...ability to get SOMETHING from him gone.

We've got to start from square one.

The clerical bastards didn't even appologise.

I could just poison the water reservoir with my ragey hate.

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 01:05 AM
Erm. Thanks to the board. I needed to get that off my chest.

AAlgar
05-03-2005, 01:21 AM
And here I was, prepared to make fun of the Canadian bureaucracy because I thought you were fighting a parking ticket or something. :?

stevapalooza
05-03-2005, 01:24 AM
Less talk! More jump!!

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 01:26 AM
And here I was, prepared to make fun of the Canadian bureaucracy because I thought you were fighting a parking ticket or something. :?

If only. I'm beginning to think that knee breaking will be more successful than the legal system.

Bench warrents he doesn't get, but I think the message of a broken knee is quite clear.

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 01:27 AM
Less talk! More jump!!

I'm totally pushing you off a building, cutting your hair and stealing your power.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 01:30 AM
If only. I'm beginning to think that knee breaking will be more successful than the legal system.

Bench warrents he doesn't get, but I think the message of a broken knee is quite clear.

If you need something done, let me know... I'm Italian... I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy........ who will lend me a baseball bat so I can beat the fucker down for you........

Never say I didn't do anything for you :p

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 01:33 AM
If you need something done, let me know... I'm Italian... I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy........ who will lend me a baseball bat so I can beat the fucker down for you........

Never say I didn't do anything for you :p

*laughs*

Nah, I've always been pretty deft with the baseball bat myself. It's the NERVE I lack....oh and I have a mighty fear of the consequences.

But thanks nonetheless, don Lee. I'll send something nice for the day of your daughter's wedding.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 01:35 AM
*laughs*

Nah, I've always been pretty deft with the baseball bat myself. It's the NERVE I lack....oh and I have a mighty fear of the consequences.

But thanks nonetheless, don Lee. I'll send something nice for the day of your daughter's wedding.

See, I have the nerve too... I'll ever bust in his teeth for free... something about beating up on total fuckwits and.... wha.... wait a minute..... daughter? I have a daughter? How is that even physically possible.... sonuva.....

stevapalooza
05-03-2005, 01:38 AM
I'm totally pushing you off a building, cutting your hair and stealing your power.

Geez. Breaking knee caps, pushing people off buildings. You have rage issues. No wonder you're in legal trouble.

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 01:40 AM
See, I have the nerve too... I'll ever bust in his teeth for free... something about beating up on total fuckwits and.... wha.... wait a minute..... daughter? I have a daughter? How is that even physically possible.... sonuva.....

Time travel and causality don't you just hate it?

Ah teeth busting. Sounds like such a nice simple idea after slipping throught the cracks of the damned legal system.

Y'know you'd think that jail time would be enough to get him to send the monthly pittance of his overall income to help support the two kids he had with my mum. But no.

Y'know in Canada something like 80% of people don't pay child support? Is that not sick? I just want to go on a vigilante style rampage. I could be the Custodian: Protector of Single Parent Family's Rights.

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 01:42 AM
Geez. Breaking knee caps, pushing people off buildings. You have rage issues. No wonder you're in legal trouble.

It's what keeps me going. I'm rage fueled.

Mmm....sweet sweet rage-ahol.

Fortunately for the world at large it's just fictional carnage....


....


....

For now.

AAlgar
05-03-2005, 01:44 AM
If only. I'm beginning to think that knee breaking will be more successful than the legal system.

Bench warrents he doesn't get, but I think the message of a broken knee is quite clear.

You're Bat Wren, aren't you?

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 01:45 AM
Time travel and causality don't you just hate it?

Ah teeth busting. Sounds like such a nice simple idea after slipping throught the cracks of the damned legal system.

Y'know you'd think that jail time would be enough to get him to send the monthly pittance of his overall income to help support the two kids he had with my mum. But no.

Y'know in Canada something like 80% of people don't pay child support? Is that not sick? I just want to go on a vigilante style rampage. I could be the Custodian: Protector of Single Parent Family's Rights.

Well, if you go nuts on the bastard and need to flee the country to good old america, you've got a place to stay........ seriously, I work at this really nice hotel and can get you a good rate...



What? Did you think I was gonna offer you a place to stay here? Puh-shaw... dream on dearie.... ;)

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 01:49 AM
You're Bat Wren, aren't you?

Only if I grow several (coughlotsofcough) inches. And get a cool costume.

Only then can I truely strike fear into the hearts of the non-custodial everywhere. The non-custodial are supersticious. I must become what they fear.

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 01:51 AM
Well, if you go nuts on the bastard and need to flee the country to good old america, you've got a place to stay........ seriously, I work at this really nice hotel and can get you a good rate...



What? Did you think I was gonna offer you a place to stay here? Puh-shaw... dream on dearie.... ;)

If I go nuts I'll probably take out more than just him. I'm simmering with rage at several people who've gone out of there way to make things hard for me and mine.

The thought of fleeing to Americaland might just be enough to keep me in check. I don't trust that place...and I'm reasonably certain it doesn't trust people from my Socialist country.

Oh I've been denied! And I was going to offer you sex in gratitude...well I guess that's all over now.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 01:55 AM
Oh I've been denied! And I was going to offer you sex in gratitude...well I guess that's all over now.

That's a damn dirty lie! :mad:

:(

But if it makes you feel more safe, I don't really consider myself to be American. I just happen to have the unfortunate luck of being born here. Canada seems like such a wonderful place, with a plethora of deadbeat dads for me to pummel the unholy shite out of... I hear Toronto is wonderful...

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 02:02 AM
That's a damn dirty lie! :mad:

:(

But if it makes you feel more safe, I don't really consider myself to be American. I just happen to have the unfortunate luck of being born here. Canada seems like such a wonderful place, with a plethora of deadbeat dads for me to pummel the unholy shite out of... I hear Toronto is wonderful...


The damned board keeps forgetting who I am. Is that normal? I have to sign in nearly every time I post.

Well. You'll never know now, Captain No-Hospitality of the U.S.S. Not Getting Gratitude Sex.

I've been all over and I still really like Canada. It's a good place to live. Even though our medical system is presently falling appart (I saw my first commercial for private health care the other day!). I don't mind paying insane taxes as long as everyone who can't take care of themselves is being looked after (notice CAN'T not WON'T, welfare fraud and abuse makes me almost as mad as people who don't pay their support). Toronto is nice but uber polluted (you get used to it pretty quick)..and they are insane in their anti-drug enforcement.

Hey we could have a team up! I get to be Black Widow!

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 02:06 AM
The damned board keeps forgetting who I am. Is that normal? I have to sign in nearly every time I post.

Well. You'll never know now, Captain No-Hospitality of the U.S.S. Not Getting Gratitude Sex.

I've been all over and I still really like Canada. It's a good place to live. Even though our medical system is presently falling appart (I saw my first commercial for private health care the other day!). I don't mind paying insane taxes as long as everyone who can't take care of themselves is being looked after (notice CAN'T not WON'T, welfare fraud and abuse makes me almost as mad as people who don't pay their support). Toronto is nice but uber polluted (you get used to it pretty quick)..and they are insane in their anti-drug enforcement.

Hey we could have a team up! I get to be Black Widow!

All I saw was... blah blah blah... Gratitude sex... blah blah blah... enforce drugs... blah blah blah.... Black Widow (which made me in turn think of skin tight leather).....

So, uh, does this mean we're gonna go tear thru some deadbeats with assorted medieval weaponry while you wear fetish gear? ;)

stevapalooza
05-03-2005, 02:13 AM
But if it makes you feel more safe, I don't really consider myself to be American. I just happen to have the unfortunate luck of being born here. Canada seems like such a wonderful place, with a plethora of deadbeat dads for me to pummel the unholy shite out of... I hear Toronto is wonderful...

If Patton were alive he'd slap your face mister! Never put your own country down, especially to the enemy!!

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 02:14 AM
If Patton were alive he'd slap your face mister! Never put your own country down, especially to the enemy!!

So Canada really is the enemy? Hrm, and I thought they were just joking around about that in Social Studies..

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 02:14 AM
All I saw was... blah blah blah... Gratitude sex... blah blah blah... enforce drugs... blah blah blah.... Black Widow (which made me in turn think of skin tight leather).....

So, uh, does this mean we're gonna go tear thru some deadbeats with assorted medieval weaponry while you wear fetish gear? ;)

Stop looking at my typed equivalent of tits and pay attention to my SENTENCES! -2 to gratitude sex difficulty checks I say!

I'm pretty sure that IS the definition of a team up. I'm also pretty sure you'll end up in a Daredevil costume (which is sad because I think DD has one of the LEAST sexy costumes out there. Well...next to Spidey...just sad is what it is). Hurrah! *rumages through closet for gear* Mmm...too poor for leather. Pleather will have to suffice. *gets out totally ornamental samurai sword* Maybe the justice mallet will have to do...this doesn't look like it'll hold.

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 02:16 AM
So Canada really is the enemy? Hrm, and I thought they were just joking around about that in Social Studies..

Bwahaha! The tiny, polite, unnoticable enemy who'll sneak through your defences and not agree to your missile defence plans or silly anti-drug laws! You'll never see us coming.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 02:17 AM
Stop looking at my typed equivalent of tits and pay attention to my SENTENCES! -2 to gratitude sex difficulty checks I say!

I'm pretty sure that IS the definition of a team up. I'm also pretty sure you'll end up in a Daredevil costume (which is sad because I think DD has one of the LEAST sexy costumes out there. Well...next to Spidey...just sad is what it is). Hurrah! *rumages through closet for gear* Mmm...too poor for leather. Pleather will have to suffice. *gets out totally ornamental samurai sword* Maybe the justice mallet will have to do...this doesn't look like it'll hold.

Role playing and bludgeonings....... HAWT! Best... date... ever...

and I'm pretty sure I've got something skin tight for you to wear... or for me to wear if that's your thing.......... what? I like to show off my muscles... sue me...

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 02:22 AM
Role playing and bludgeonings....... HAWT! Best... date... ever...

and I'm pretty sure I've got something skin tight for you to wear... or for me to wear if that's your thing.......... what? I like to show off my muscles... sue me...

That's how I gets and keeps my men. Very few who can resist both the role playing AND bludgeonings.

You've got girl's fetish wear at home *raises brow* is this a path I want to enter down...?

Getting boys to wear clothes out in public that are sexy but absolutely embarassing? I'm totally all over that shit. *points at self* I got me three boys dressed to the nines to go to Rocky Horror the play! Twice. Ah one of the best nights.

I've learned the error of sueing people. Going straight to the knee breaking these days.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 02:26 AM
That's how I gets and keeps my men. Very few who can resist both the role playing AND bludgeonings.

You've got girl's fetish wear at home *raises brow* is this a path I want to enter down...?

Getting boys to wear clothes out in public that are sexy but absolutely embarassing? I'm totally all over that shit. *points at self* I got me three boys dressed to the nines to go to Rocky Horror the play! Twice. Ah one of the best nights.

I've learned the error of sueing people. Going straight to the knee breaking these days.

Hey, all I have to say, is I'll do anything twice.... y'know, as long as there's some sort of gratitude something-or-other involved... I forget what exactly, but it makes a hell of a reward... just watch what you pick out for me... I chaff easy...

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 02:34 AM
Hey, all I have to say, is I'll do anything twice.... y'know, as long as there's some sort of gratitude something-or-other involved... I forget what exactly, but it makes a hell of a reward... just watch what you pick out for me... I chaff easy...

Y'see the minus to your check made you forget what it even was (note to self: must stop making D&D jokes before I become an overweight, 40 year old man).

It was a serious blast. One of the best plays I'd seen in a while.

If all else fails I'll just break out ye olde Harley Quinn suit....*realises the possible and likely misconception* For me.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 02:43 AM
Y'see the minus to your check made you forget what it even was (note to self: must stop making D&D jokes before I become an overweight, 40 year old man).

It was a serious blast. One of the best plays I'd seen in a while.

If all else fails I'll just break out ye olde Harley Quinn suit....*realises the possible and likely misconception* For me.

Hrm... so now we've got you in a skin tight "clown" suit doing the bludgeonings... seriously hot....

and I never D&Ded so I can let the joke slide... as long as I get me one of those, what are they? Gratitude checks? Yea, gotta gimme some of that ... ;)

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 03:11 AM
Hrm... so now we've got you in a skin tight "clown" suit doing the bludgeonings... seriously hot....

and I never D&Ded so I can let the joke slide... as long as I get me one of those, what are they? Gratitude checks? Yea, gotta gimme some of that ... ;)


Mmm...For the last 5-10 minutes the board decided I no longer existed. If I disapear, it's because something has gone screwy.

Bwaha. Imagine no longer. Me from our Super-Heros and Villians Halloween Rampage!! My second best costume ever, brought to you by Wrenly's crappy scanner:


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/slivery_wren/HQ.jpg

Some bludgoning did occur. But that was merely halloween mischief.

Never D&Ded? It's so much embarassing fun. We're starting a superhero campaign in two weeks. We just finished our 'fake britian land' campaign. I'm excited. I'm going to have firepowers.

*writes out a gratitude check*

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 03:17 AM
Mmm...For the last 5-10 minutes the board decided I no longer existed. If I disapear, it's because something has gone screwy.

Bwaha. Imagine no longer. Me from our Super-Heros and Villians Halloween Rampage!! My second best costume ever, brought to you by Wrenly's crappy scanner:


Some bludgoning did occur. But that was merely halloween mischief.

Never D&Ded? It's so much embarassing fun. We're starting a superhero campaign in two weeks. We just finished our 'fake britian land' campaign. I'm excited. I'm going to have firepowers.

*writes out a gratitude check*

I still knew you were there... I could "feel" you......... wait, that came out wrong...

and at least you have a bloody scanner..... and pictures of you... and, y'know, friends.... It's almost like I bloody well don't exist here meself...

and no D&D... I've played plenty of geek games, but not that. My friend wants me to come out and do a role-playing battle with him and his buddies... he's got some chain mail ready to go for me and some blunt weaponry... could be fun... y'know, in a "I might as well admit I'll never get any" kind of way....

Speaking of which, uh, is that check actually redeemable? (it doesn't even mean the same thing by now does it? :( )

:)

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 03:26 AM
I still knew you were there... I could "feel" you......... wait, that came out wrong...

and at least you have a bloody scanner..... and pictures of you... and, y'know, friends.... It's almost like I bloody well don't exist here meself...

and no D&D... I've played plenty of geek games, but not that. My friend wants me to come out and do a role-playing battle with him and his buddies... he's got some chain mail ready to go for me and some blunt weaponry... could be fun... y'know, in a "I might as well admit I'll never get any" kind of way....

Speaking of which, uh, is that check actually redeemable? (it doesn't even mean the same thing by now does it? :( )

:)

Yarg. It chucked me out AGAIN. I wonder if there is something wrong with my internet or umm...IP...or other computer things...or if this happens to everybody because this poor little board is overworked.

My scanner is old and grainy. *pats it* It's past it's prime. *whispers* I'm thinking about taking it out to the back and shooting it, but shh..not until I have the funds to get a new one, and new video card comes first. Sweet sweet new video card, how I covet thee...in a strangely technophile manner *pets hard drive*.

*smacks hands* Quit feeling around without permission. I know some of the other gals on this board would have your hands for that.

I have lots of pictures of me...because I'm vain. No skirting around that one.

Every played necromunda? BEST OVERLY COMPLEX BOARDGAME IN THE UNIVERSE.

Role battle? Is that like the SCA? Or is it just you guys dressed up and hitting each other...kinda like WWE actually. Either way you should go. And take pictures...so you can have some. And friends. *pats hands* One of the most promiscuous guys I know is an SCA dork. Mmm...of course he's also frighteningly co-dependant and all his girls leave him because of it. But still...very promiscuous.

Only at the fantasy fulfulment bank of non-existia.

stevapalooza
05-03-2005, 03:28 AM
Wow! Wren has a sweet caboose on her! It's not in the pic, but I can just tell. It's a pervy sixth sense. (sorry, just figured I'd inject some class into the discussion).

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 03:31 AM
Wow! Wren has a sweet caboose on her! It's not in the pic, but I can just tell. It's a pervy sixth sense. (sorry, just figured I'd inject some class into the discussion).

Careful or I'll minus your saves too. I can do that you know.

My caboose is not up for internet display, I'll have you know. I keep it safely tucked away in the closet with the rest of my train sets.

That suit had serious tit squishing powers though. I don't know how the Women in Spandex do it.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 03:36 AM
Yarg. It chucked me out AGAIN. I wonder if there is something wrong with my internet or umm...IP...or other computer things...or if this happens to everybody because this poor little board is overworked.

My scanner is old and grainy. *pats it* It's past it's prime. *whispers* I'm thinking about taking it out to the back and shooting it, but shh..not until I have the funds to get a new one, and new video card comes first. Sweet sweet new video card, how I covet thee...in a strangely technophile manner *pets hard drive*.

*smacks hands* Quit feeling around without permission. I know some of the other gals on this board would have your hands for that.

I have lots of pictures of me...because I'm vain. No skirting around that one.

Every played necromunda? BEST OVERLY COMPLEX BOARDGAME IN THE UNIVERSE.

Role battle? Is that like the SCA? Or is it just you guys dressed up and hitting each other...kinda like WWE actually. Either way you should go. And take pictures...so you can have some. And friends. *pats hands* One of the most promiscuous guys I know is an SCA dork. Mmm...of course he's also frighteningly co-dependant and all his girls leave him because of it. But still...very promiscuous.

Only at the fantasy fulfulment bank of non-existia.

I should have some sort of witty retort to all of this... instead I'll just say "I wish I was a hard drive." :p

I think I have a couple pics of me here on my camera phone...... mostly ones of me without a shirt on.... for uh, posterity....... yea, that's it... but I have no bloody way of transfering them onto this bloody machine, so oh well...

And I might try the battle thingy... but I think it's just a bunch of nerds beating on each other with padded weapons... and I don't think they'd like me there cause I'd probably take it too seriously and cripple those who don't fall into my tiger pits and whatnot...

Stupid bank of non-existia... :(

stevapalooza
05-03-2005, 03:37 AM
You look short too. I have a serious short girl fetish. Come to me.

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 03:48 AM
I should have some sort of witty retort to all of this... instead I'll just say "I wish I was a hard drive." :p

I think I have a couple pics of me here on my camera phone...... mostly ones of me without a shirt on.... for uh, posterity....... yea, that's it... but I have no bloody way of transfering them onto this bloody machine, so oh well...

And I might try the battle thingy... but I think it's just a bunch of nerds beating on each other with padded weapons... and I don't think they'd like me there cause I'd probably take it too seriously and cripple those who don't fall into my tiger pits and whatnot...

Stupid bank of non-existia... :(

I love all my fancy computer bits. I give them kisses. They play my computer games fast and pretty so that I don't have to watch T.V. to entertain myself when I run out of books. I think I might have an unhealthy dependant relationship with my compy...I can stop any time I want.

Posterity...like...sending girls naughty pictures of yourself via the phone internet (which I still don't fully understand how to use...damn you telus text messaging, damn you for outsmarting my tiny brain!)

You must be truthful:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/slivery_wren/noto-wonderwoman.jpg

You're really a fourty year old MILF lesbian trolling for young chicks...aren't you?

If it's all done in good fun, it's pretty cool. I played in an archery tournement once...I AM NOT A GOOD ARCHER. Eventually, I got down graded to 'maiden' and had to give tokens to my chosen champion instead of ACTUALLY shooting.

From personal experience the tigar pits and spike traps are an important part of playing nice.

Ah the bank where I issue all my IOU's for metaphorical cookies from. A goodly bank.

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 03:49 AM
You look short too. I have a serious short girl fetish. Come to me.

NO! You've found out my one weakness!!! I'm ashamedly 5'2"....so much bigger on the inside.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 03:53 AM
I love all my fancy computer bits. I give them kisses. They play my computer games fast and pretty so that I don't have to watch T.V. to entertain myself when I run out of books. I think I might have an unhealthy dependant relationship with my compy...I can stop any time I want.

Posterity...like...sending girls naughty pictures of yourself via the phone internet (which I still don't fully understand how to use...damn you telus text messaging, damn you for outsmarting my tiny brain!)

You must be truthful:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/slivery_wren/noto-wonderwoman.jpg

You're really a fourty year old MILF lesbian trolling for young chicks...aren't you?

If it's all done in good fun, it's pretty cool. I played in an archery tournement once...I AM NOT A GOOD ARCHER. Eventually, I got down graded to 'maiden' and had to give tokens to my chosen champion instead of ACTUALLY shooting.

From personal experience the tigar pits and spike traps are an important part of playing nice.

Ah the bank where I issue all my IOU's for metaphorical cookies from. A goodly bank.

I've got the shirtless photos for uh, reference... y'know, so I can tell how well I'm doing on my workouts and uh, stuff............ ok, I'm just really vain too. :(

If you ask nicely though, I'll maybe, just maybe, send you one (you were wrong.. I'm a 35 year old MILF.... call me ;) )

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 03:54 AM
NO! You've found out my one weakness!!! I'm ashamedly 5'2"....so much bigger on the inside.

............ :mistrust:

you choose some very poor words there hon....

stevapalooza
05-03-2005, 03:54 AM
NO! You've found out my one weakness!!! I'm ashamedly 5'2"....so much bigger on the inside.


Eeexcellent. You will be mine little one!! Caboose and all!

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 03:57 AM
Eeexcellent. You will be mine little one!! Caboose and all!

NO! My toy trains!

I'll be big and then you'll all be sorry! *tries to grow*

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 04:01 AM
I've got the shirtless photos for uh, reference... y'know, so I can tell how well I'm doing on my workouts and uh, stuff............ ok, I'm just really vain too. :(

If you ask nicely though, I'll maybe, just maybe, send you one (you were wrong.. I'm a 35 year old MILF.... call me ;) )

mmmm...hummm....same 'reference' reason I got some professional Danse Oriental (coughbellydancingcough) pictures pre-operative? Reference clearly. Vanity doesn't even enter into it. *weeps for soon to be lost beauty*

Yeah yeah, then I'll get pictures of some basically unknown male model, the I'll meet you at the coffee shop and WHAM! Middle aged, but attractive, lesbian!

It's all happening again! Why oh why do I get myself into these situations?

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 04:02 AM
............ :mistrust:

you choose some very poor words there hon....


My INNY BITS ARE HUGE!

If my hight matched my mind I'd be Barbarella sized! FEAR ME MORTAL MEN...*sigh* so much less impressive from just over five foot mark.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 04:06 AM
mmmm...hummm....same 'reference' reason I got some professional Danse Oriental (coughbellydancingcough) pictures pre-operative? Reference clearly. Vanity doesn't even enter into it. *weeps for soon to be lost beauty*

Yeah yeah, then I'll get pictures of some basically unknown male model, the I'll meet you at the coffee shop and WHAM! Middle aged, but attractive, lesbian!

It's all happening again! Why oh why do I get myself into these situations?

.............. I was just trying to send you pictures of me topless...... God, why does everything lead to lesbianism with you...... I mean, given, that's one of your more endearing traits.....

sigh... what does a guy have to do to get a girl to take topless pics of him so for once he can feel like a piece of meat...... I swear..... :rolleyes:

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 04:10 AM
.............. I was just trying to send you pictures of me topless...... God, why does everything lead to lesbianism with you...... I mean, given, that's one of your more endearing traits.....

sigh... what does a guy have to do to get a girl to take topless pics of him so for once he can feel like a piece of meat...... I swear..... :rolleyes:

You can be my honorary piece of meat! I'll make you a poorly paintshopped award. Alright, bring it, topless, but not quid pro quo.

I think I spend too much time among the lesbians. They're starting to get into my brain. C says it's a case of the lady protesting to much. I told her it was a case of her face. I think I made my point.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 04:14 AM
You can be my honorary piece of meat! I'll make you a poorly paintshopped award. Alright, bring it, topless, but not quid pro quo.

I think I spend too much time among the lesbians. They're starting to get into my brain. C says it's a case of the lady protesting to much. I told her it was a case of her face. I think I made my point.

Uh, I have to get an attachment or something to transfer the pictures from phone to computer first, unless you want to give me a number to send it too ;) ..... but thanks for at least trying to make me feel like a piece of meat..... I promise I won't even make any "tenderizing" jokes either.....

And uh, what if she took your point to meaning you'd like to do something involving her face?.... yea, you might want to check on that.... ;)

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 04:22 AM
Uh, I have to get an attachment or something to transfer the pictures from phone to computer first, unless you want to give me a number to send it too ;) ..... but thanks for at least trying to make me feel like a piece of meat..... I promise I won't even make any "tenderizing" jokes either.....

And uh, what if she took your point to meaning you'd like to do something involving her face?.... yea, you might want to check on that.... ;)

*ceremoniously pins it on his shirt and ignores pantless state*

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/slivery_wren/mmedal.jpg

I live in BC. The long distance charges would be astronomical.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 04:25 AM
*ceremoniously pins it on his shirt and ignores pantless state*

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/slivery_wren/mmedal.jpg

I live in BC. The long distance charges would be astronomical.

It's ok... I'll get some sort of cable to transfer the pics and send them to you... god I feel like such a whore........ and I LIKE IT!!! :p

Dread Pirate Wren
05-03-2005, 04:28 AM
It's ok... I'll get some sort of cable to transfer the pics and send them to you... god I feel like such a whore........ and I LIKE IT!!! :p


The cable will probably cost about the same as sending something long distance!

*smacks ass*

Now get back out on the street, sugar. You haven't made mommy's quota yet tonight.

Humphrey_Lee
05-03-2005, 04:30 AM
The cable will probably cost about the same as sending something long distance!

*smacks ass*

Now get back out on the street, sugar. You haven't made mommy's quota yet tonight.

ah... it's everything I thought it would be and more....