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Damian696
12-08-2006, 11:55 AM
I just took a shower.
Before that, I shaved. And brushed my teeth.

Or did I ? :confused:
For a minute or so I was standing in my bathroom and couldn't remember if I did it or not. :surrend:

Time to make room on the retirment's home Alzheimer ward. I'm on my way.

Dark Sasha
12-08-2006, 11:56 AM
Do you remember posting this thread?

KingMob
12-08-2006, 11:57 AM
I dated a girl in college that did an assload of meth that was like that.

BriRedfern
12-08-2006, 11:57 AM
I forget to eat some times.

Matt O'Keefe
12-08-2006, 11:58 AM
If that was a bad sign, everyone on the board would have to go to an Alzheimers clinic.

Hmmmmmmmmm........

Taki Soma
12-08-2006, 11:58 AM
I think it's normal. I forget stuff like that ALL THE TIME

McAfee
12-08-2006, 12:00 PM
Do you stink? Because if you do, it's a pretty safe bet you either didn't do those things or you didn't do them very well.

Matt O'Keefe
12-08-2006, 12:01 PM
Do you stink? Because if you do, it's a pretty safe bet you either didn't do those things or you didn't do them very well.

I do them and I always stink:-?

Damian696
12-08-2006, 12:06 PM
Do you remember posting this thread?

Who? Me? What did I do? :confused:

Lab-Rat
12-08-2006, 12:08 PM
I just took a shower.
Before that, I shaved. And brushed my teeth.

Or did I ? :confused:
For a minute or so I was standing in my bathroom and couldn't remember if I did it or not. :surrend:

Time to make room on the retirment's home Alzheimer ward. I'm on my way.


Here's what you have to ask yourself when this situation comes up.

1.) Am I wet or at least a little damp? If you are...you took a shower.
2.) Am I clean shaven? If you are...you shaved.
3.) Does the taste of mint fill my mouth and cause me to have fresh breath? If yes...you just brushed your teeth...or you were just sucking down on a mint.

If the answer to all the questions is still Yes, and in actuality you did none of these things...then I would be very very afraid.

McAfee
12-08-2006, 12:08 PM
I do them and I always stink:-?

Then I will assume you are a sasquatch.

Taki Soma
12-08-2006, 12:10 PM
Then I will assume you are a sasquatch.

silly, they don't shower or brush teeth.

although I heard they do shave.

Damian696
12-08-2006, 12:13 PM
Do you stink? Because if you do, it's a pretty safe bet you either didn't do those things or you didn't do them very well.

I remember the shower. And I can see that I shaved.
But with the teeth, it's not that obvious ... :dunno:

Matt O'Keefe
12-08-2006, 12:17 PM
Then I will assume you are a sasquatch.

That explains a lot of things:boogie:

McAfee
12-08-2006, 12:17 PM
silly, they don't shower or brush teeth.

although I heard they do shave.

I would prove you wrong, but the government confiscated my home movies...:cry:

Jef UK
12-08-2006, 12:22 PM
silly, they don't shower or brush teeth.

although I heard they do shave.


Wrong!

They wax.

Ouch!

Damian696
12-08-2006, 12:23 PM
Here's what you have to ask yourself when this situation comes up.

1.) Am I wet or at least a little damp? If you are...you took a shower.
2.) Am I clean shaven? If you are...you shaved.
3.) Does the taste of mint fill my mouth and cause me to have fresh breath? If yes...you just brushed your teeth...or you were just sucking down on a mint.

If the answer to all the questions is still Yes, and in actuality you did none of these things...then I would be very very afraid.

Good point.
Although, if I don't have to do all those things and I'm still clean, shaved and freshbreathed that wouldn't be a bad thing at all ... :Ponder:

Taki Soma
12-08-2006, 12:26 PM
Wrong!

They wax.

Ouch!

oi :!:

Damian696
12-08-2006, 12:26 PM
Wrong!

They wax.

Ouch!

and ... youtube wax vid coming up in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Jef UK
12-08-2006, 12:44 PM
Who are you people and what are you doing in my computer?

TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
12-08-2006, 12:47 PM
Sometimes I really have to stop and think if I did the mindless daily things. I never, ever remember actually putting the gas cap back on my car, but I always do it.

Damian696
12-08-2006, 12:54 PM
I'm going out for a couple of beers now.

We`ll see if I can find my way back home again.

Petey Parker
12-08-2006, 01:23 PM
Sometimes when I take a shower in the morning I can't remember if I've washed my hair or not. I'll have to feel my ears or hair to see if there is any leftover shampoo

Rivka
12-08-2006, 01:51 PM
I just took a shower.
Before that, I shaved. And brushed my teeth.

Or did I ? :confused:
For a minute or so I was standing in my bathroom and couldn't remember if I did it or not. :surrend:

Time to make room on the retirment's home Alzheimer ward. I'm on my way.


You were abducted by aliens.

Damian696
12-09-2006, 02:58 PM
You were abducted by aliens.

and that would explain the five hours I spent at the ER this morning, too.

jason hissong
12-09-2006, 03:09 PM
my freshman year of college one of my buddies almost brushed his teeth with his razor. put the toothpaste on the blade.

he was sober.

TheManWithoutFear
12-09-2006, 03:53 PM
I never really think about the whole routine in the morning. If I tried to remember it, I'm sure it'd be a bit hazy. I think you're ok.

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
12-09-2006, 05:00 PM
I dated a girl in college that did an assload of meth that was like that.

People in Iowa don't do meth. :roll:

Shepherd
12-09-2006, 05:10 PM
Nah, sometimes I do that. I get thinking about something else and just kind of go through the motions.

R

I AM GROOT!
12-09-2006, 05:12 PM
I just took a shower.
Before that, I shaved. And brushed my teeth.

Or did I ? :confused:
For a minute or so I was standing in my bathroom and couldn't remember if I did it or not. :surrend:

Time to make room on the retirment's home Alzheimer ward. I'm on my way.

How do you know any of this is real? Maybe the Benbo is just something your mind created, and you're really locked inside a mental institution. Which then means we're not having this conversation. :scared:

Foolish Mortal
12-09-2006, 05:15 PM
Is this a bad sign ?

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