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mitchymitchymitchy
11-08-2006, 10:33 AM
I know this comes like 7 years too late, but according to defamer there is a britney spears sex tape. I know no posting links here or anything, just curious if anyone's seen it? and is it her? and how is it?

First 'scarlett', now 'britney'.
I think it should be a prerequisite in hollywood. When you audition for a role, just send in your personal sex tape. seems to happen enough.

Joe Henderson
11-08-2006, 10:35 AM
I watched the 19 second clip, and it looks a LOT like her...

Olivier E.
11-08-2006, 10:36 AM
they ahve been talking on the french news about it...

Hate_Prime
11-08-2006, 10:38 AM
Intarwebs search engines don't fail me now.

YouStayClassy
11-08-2006, 10:39 AM
Even if it is her, she has dark hair and that means she isn't sporting the surgicially repaired figure she's trying to pull off right now.

niceguyeddie
11-08-2006, 10:44 AM
what the hell, man. If Britney's hot again I demand some pictorial proof...

also, I'm all for hot young strlets and their sex tapes. In fact I'll go one further and be the official camera operator and make sure that the tapes are distributed properly... hey, I'd just be giving the public what they want.

Brian Defferding
11-08-2006, 10:45 AM
What do you guys and gals think the title of the sex tape should be?

Speared Sheets?

Speared and Fed?

Spear Me Baby One More Time?

YouStayClassy
11-08-2006, 10:46 AM
What do you guys and gals think the title of the sex tape should be?

Speared Sheets?

Speared and Fed?

Spear Me Baby One More Time?

Britney Speared.

Nonnie
11-08-2006, 10:50 AM
Check that House Of M thread Bendis just posted.

Enh.

She's skinny again but I wouldn't say she's "hot."

Her arms are still flabby and them tittie balls are all kinds of saggy.

Sorry, but Hot Britney's gone and she ain't coming back.

cburnham
11-08-2006, 10:51 AM
I heard about this supposed sex tape. What is it? Her and Fed-Ex banging?

xanderharris
11-08-2006, 10:55 AM
if it is her she needs to work on her blowjob technique ...blegh

YouStayClassy
11-08-2006, 10:57 AM
Enh.

She's skinny again but I wouldn't say she's "hot."

Her arms are still flabby and them tittie balls are all kinds of saggy.

Sorry, but Hot Britney's gone and she ain't coming back.

Yeah, I'm afraid the Britney I knew and loved died in 2001 and was replaced by an Anna Nicole Smith hybrid clone.

DAVE
11-08-2006, 11:53 AM
wait lost in all this Britney nonsense....THERE'S A SCARLETT TAPE? Joahanson!?????

Ethan Van Sciver
11-08-2006, 11:54 AM
I can't think of anything worse. Britney and K-Fed copulating...my god. Revolting.

Will it be in Hi-Def?

YouStayClassy
11-08-2006, 11:55 AM
wait lost in all this Britney nonsense....THERE'S A SCARLETT TAPE? Joahanson!?????

From the way it sounds, all you can see is the top of her head from a car window. It's more about the audio than the visual on this one.

JABSEN
11-08-2006, 11:56 AM
I guess it kinda looks like her. It's pretty impossible to tell

DAVE
11-08-2006, 12:12 PM
helloo....Scarlett? Anyone!?

YouStayClassy
11-08-2006, 12:15 PM
helloo....Scarlett? Anyone!?

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showpost.php?p=2369114&postcount=20

DAVE
11-08-2006, 12:15 PM
From the way it sounds, all you can see is the top of her head from a car window. It's more about the audio than the visual on this one.

ahh...Classy to the rescue.

YouStayClassy
11-08-2006, 12:16 PM
ahh...Classy to the rescue.

If there's a celeb sex tape, I'm on top of it.

Brad N.
11-08-2006, 12:20 PM
What would that guy from Fight Club do anyway?

Yeah, I dunno. It's tough to tell if it is or isn't Britney. I can imagine though.

DAVE
11-08-2006, 12:22 PM
If there's a celeb sex tape, I'm on top of it.

Yeah, unfortunatly, you mean that literally.

Thommy Melanson
11-08-2006, 12:24 PM
Some possible Spears/Fed-Ex sex tape titles:

Drive Me, Lazy

Hit It Baby One More Time

Oops, We Did It Again (In The Pooper)

YouStayClassy
11-08-2006, 12:24 PM
Yeah, unfortunatly, you mean that literally.

Sadly, yes.... :(

dEnny!
11-08-2006, 12:29 PM
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Brad N.
11-08-2006, 12:30 PM
Sadly, yes.... :(

Yup, me too. One Night in Chyna anyone? Anyone? I'm all alone here? Yack!

Hate_Prime
11-08-2006, 01:08 PM
I agree that it looks like her. The cheeks, the nose and the chin is very Britney-like.

Wish her publicists confirms or denies this already.

Hate_Prime
11-09-2006, 05:19 PM
Okay so it's not her. Us perverts can move on with our lives.

Of course I'm am now looking at a supposed topless Mischa Barton stradling some bearded dude. I hear she's popluar in the Bendis board so that's something I suppose.

Joe Henderson
11-09-2006, 05:31 PM
Okay so it's not her. Us perverts can move on with our lives.


Yeah, tis a sad day...you have to give the internet points, though. They debunked that thing within 12 hours. That's a lot of people shuffling through their porn collections desperately doing 'research'. :)

Fusion
11-09-2006, 05:33 PM
Enh.

She's skinny again but I wouldn't say she's "hot."

Her arms are still flabby and them tittie balls are all kinds of saggy.

Sorry, but Hot Britney's gone and she ain't coming back.

Shes's young and she lives in Hollywood. She can ALWAYS come back.

Fusion
11-09-2006, 05:35 PM
If there's a celeb sex tape, I'm on top of it.


Thanks for the visual! :surrend:

Hate_Prime
11-09-2006, 05:42 PM
Yeah, tis a sad day...you have to give the internet points, though. They debunked that thing within 12 hours. That's a lot of people shuffling through their porn collections desperately doing 'research'. :)


God bless the porn researchers and their hairy palms.

Bill Nolan
11-09-2006, 05:55 PM
Of course I'm am now looking at a supposed topless Mischa Barton stradling some bearded dude.

While the site where I saw them mentions that she might be wearing pasties in all the shots, I swear I can see a full, lacey bra, complete with the straps on the shoulders. And my monitor sucks... WTF.

- B

Hate_Prime
11-09-2006, 06:08 PM
While the site where I saw them mentions that she might be wearing pasties in all the shots, I swear I can see a full, lacey bra, complete with the straps on the shoulders. And my monitor sucks... WTF.

- B

On one particular shot, yes it looks that way. I think it's just some sort of discoloration or flare or whatever videographic terminology you call that thing. The ones where her arms are raised looks like she's completely topless.

I think she's definately wearing flesh tape though. No nipples whatsoever.

bairdduvessa
11-09-2006, 06:15 PM
i used to know the name of the porn star look alike

YouStayClassy
11-10-2006, 03:46 AM
i used to know the name of the porn star look alike

Renee Rea, a B-movie starlet, is also a dead ringer for the young, hot Britney.

JABSEN
11-10-2006, 03:47 AM
Renee Rea, a B-movie starlet, is also a dead ringer for the young, hot Britney.mmmmmm