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mario
11-07-2006, 08:43 AM
because executing is an inhumane thing to do and civilised countries don't do executions.

Let him work on a pig farm for the rest of his life. That's a better punishment for a self-confessed devout muslim anyways

Garra
11-07-2006, 08:45 AM
I think working at the teller window at a down town McDonalds or Burger King, with a female for his manager would be a pretty horrific punishment.

Ben
11-07-2006, 08:45 AM
I just want to say that "eye for an eye" only applies to a situation where two men are fighting and accidentally hit a pregnant woman who then has a miscarriage.

Brian Defferding
11-07-2006, 08:49 AM
Stunt cock for those Japanese genital-stomping videos.

Natty P, Scientific Adventurer
11-07-2006, 08:53 AM
You're so annoying.


I'm against capital punishment, but not in a case like this. I'm also against the war. But yeah, you are like a walking stereotype for the annoying European.

TIP
11-07-2006, 08:53 AM
Comfy Chair

Ryudo
11-07-2006, 08:54 AM
Scatological pornography.

artimoff
11-07-2006, 08:55 AM
He now has to be the guy who puts on Kirsty Allie's bikini.

Put it on her, not wear it himself.

artimoff
11-07-2006, 08:56 AM
Comfy Chair


NOT THE.... COMFY CHAIR!!!!

NickT
11-07-2006, 09:00 AM
Singing and dancing to "Old Gray Mare" with his pants down.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Crazy_old_man.gif

EasyE726
11-07-2006, 09:03 AM
Sodomy.

NickT
11-07-2006, 09:04 AM
Sodomy.
You know what works well? After you read the post, you get your sig :)

Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
11-07-2006, 09:06 AM
You know what works well? After you read the post, you get your sig :)

:lol:

Jono
11-07-2006, 09:15 AM
because executing is an inhumane thing to do and civilised countries don't do executions.

Let him work on a pig farm for the rest of his life. That's a better punishment for a self-confessed devout muslim anyways


Then thank God we're not a civilized country.

Let him hang, put it on TV, then ship his corpse to Iraq so he can get torn apart in the town square ala Moussilini.

mario
11-07-2006, 10:02 AM
You're so annoying.


I'm against capital punishment, but not in a case like this. I'm also against the war. But yeah, you are like a walking stereotype for the annoying European.

then so's Blair, the entire European union and the Pope, and Human Rights watch, and Amnesty International :roll:
wahwah, gimme a break

ClintP
11-07-2006, 10:07 AM
I like the fast food teller window. That would be pretty low for someone who used to be a ruler. I would go through the drive thru and laugh for sure.

mario
11-07-2006, 10:12 AM
I like the fast food teller window. That would be pretty low for someone who used to be a ruler. I would go through the drive thru and laugh for sure.

yes :lol:

ClintP
11-07-2006, 10:15 AM
and make him wear a ballet dress and a dunce hat!

Skatonic10
11-07-2006, 10:19 AM
he should be strapped down over a barrel in West Hollywood with his pants around his ankles and some lube available for $.50.

Artie Pink
11-07-2006, 10:41 AM
He should have to be every single Kurd in Iraq's butler for one day each.

Donal DeLay
11-07-2006, 10:47 AM
Semi-public hanging.

Put that shit on payper view, and sell tickets to it in an auditorium. It'll get fucking sold out, donate the noose, hood, and his clothes to charity so they can sell them on ebay. And make sure a picture of his dead bloated sons are lining the bottom of the plate for his last meal.

"Hanged until he's dead, dead, dead"


This is America, what do we know about civilized? We prefer guts and gore over nipples on TV.

TheFalcon
11-07-2006, 11:08 AM
When they do it they should show it on pay-per-view, charge by the hour and execute him Futurama style:


[Scene: Stattica Robot Penitentiary. Bender is being strapped to a table for his execution by Magnexecutioner. He is moved forward between two giant magnets.]

Mayor Poopenmeyer: When I pull this switch, these powerful electromagnets will tear you limb-from-limb, killing you in the most humane possible manner.

Bender: But, Mr. Mayor, that doesn't sound humane.

Mayor Poopenmeyer: It is for the witnesses because it's not boring! The instant this random number generator reaches zero, you'll be executed.

Bender: Aw!

[Poopenmeyer presses a button. The generator displays numbers.]

Mayor Poopenmeyer: Ten. Three. Twelve. Three again. Fifteen. Negative eight. etc...

The money would flow in and they could go on forever.

Of course they should probably use something else instead of electromagnets. :)

Brian Defferding
11-07-2006, 11:09 AM
Speaking of the death penalty, the Madrid bombing mastermind has been sentenced for 10 years in prison (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601085&sid=aMy5fPzIjW4k&refer=europe) from his crime which murdered 191 people. 10 years. 191 innocent people.

mario
11-07-2006, 11:15 AM
Speaking of the death penalty, the Madrid bombing mastermind has been sentenced for 10 years in prison (http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601085&sid=aMy5fPzIjW4k&refer=europe) from his crime which murdered 191 people. 10 years. 191 innocent people.


He was convicted in Italy for being a international terrorrist. Not for the bombings. He'll be extradited to Spain where he will stand trial for that.

Brian Defferding
11-07-2006, 11:26 AM
He was convicted in Italy for being a international terrorrist. Not for the bombings. He'll be extradited to Spain where he will stand trial for that.

I don't understand. So this was only for Italy to call him an international terrorist, and that's it?

Not attacking here, just trying to grasp the situation.

NickT
11-07-2006, 11:29 AM
I don't understand. So this was only for Italy to call him an international terrorist, and that's it?

Not attacking here, just trying to grasp the situation.
From what I can tell, not knowledgable in this, Italy is just charging him with doing terrorism. They can't do specifics.

NickT
11-07-2006, 11:46 AM
Been thinking a bit more about this, keep in mind this is all theory.


A lot of countries will not extradite to certain others for various reasons. For example, a lot of Europe wont extradite to the US as there is a death penalty. However, in theory that would mean that a person could escape the law by heading to most of Europe. Thus, the countries need something to stop them from being free, like this law. Why only 10 years? I don't know, maybe because he is going to Spain after?

Brian Defferding
11-07-2006, 11:58 AM
From what I can tell, not knowledgable in this, Italy is just charging him with doing terrorism. They can't do specifics.

If that's the case, then I sit corrected.

JMP
11-07-2006, 12:58 PM
Make him put on a Mickey Mouse costume and have him hug every damn last visitor to Disneyworld for the rest of his life.

RebootedCorpse
11-07-2006, 01:03 PM
Make him the guy who has to go shopping, to the bars and score coke for the Bush twins.
He'll kill himself within a week.

mario
11-07-2006, 02:02 PM
I don't understand. So this was only for Italy to call him an international terrorist, and that's it?

Not attacking here, just trying to grasp the situation.


yeah. Nick got it right.

Natty P, Scientific Adventurer
11-07-2006, 02:15 PM
Make him the guy who has to go shopping, to the bars and score coke for the Bush twins.
He'll kill himself within a week.


I'd do that for free.

Fusion
11-07-2006, 02:17 PM
Giving him K-Fed's New CD. That and locking him in a room and forcing him to watch a box set of "Dr Quinn Medicine Woman."

SteveFlack
11-07-2006, 02:22 PM
Make him President of the US.

-Steve!

BWC Boston
11-07-2006, 02:24 PM
Not to get all liberal on everyone (I can't really bring myself to oppose Saddam's death sentence), but I really think they could have done better.

The dude spends his entire life a filthy rich warlord, murdering and raping as he sees fit, then he has, what, a rough year or two of confinement and then a swift death? Hardly seems like enough.

NickT
11-07-2006, 02:35 PM
Not to get all liberal on everyone (I can't really bring myself to oppose Saddam's death sentence), but I really think they could have done better.

The dude spends his entire life a filthy rich warlord, murdering and raping as he sees fit, then he has, what, a rough year or two of confinement and then a swift death? Hardly seems like enough.
I think I heard it'll be done before December.

stevapalooza
11-07-2006, 03:14 PM
Saddam should suffer Torgo death and be massaged to death by hot chicks.

ManOfMiracles
11-07-2006, 03:23 PM
Ok, way back in the day, the first documented serial killer, known as Locusta The Poisoner, when captured was taken to the town square and raped by a specially trained giraffe. Yes, go back and read that again.

That's all I am saying.

Bill!
11-07-2006, 03:28 PM
Not to get all liberal on everyone (I can't really bring myself to oppose Saddam's death sentence), but I really think they could have done better.

The dude spends his entire life a filthy rich warlord, murdering and raping as he sees fit, then he has, what, a rough year or two of confinement and then a swift death? Hardly seems like enough.

I think thats actually the opposite of getting all liberal.

Luke
11-07-2006, 04:54 PM
He can be a permanant star of a reality tv show where he has to be a butler/slave to annoying z-list celebrities like K-Fed. Have an endless stream of them come into a house and force him to do absurd shit. If he doesn'tco-operate Hulk Hogan, Mr T and Chuck Norris come on and kick his ass.

ClintP
11-07-2006, 04:55 PM
He can be a permanant star of a reality tv show where he has to be a butler/slave to annoying z-list celebrities like K-Fed. Have an endless stream of them come into a house and force him to do absurd shit. If he doesn'tco-operate Hulk Hogan, Mr T and Chuck Norris come on and kick his ass.

Stick him on the surreal life as the butler! He would probably kill himself!:lol:

Hate_Prime
11-07-2006, 05:10 PM
Make him work techsupport.

"WAY HALO THAR! HOW I PUT INTARNET MEGAHURTXZ BACK IN MAH COMPUTAR ADDING MACHEIN?"

"I hope you burn in hell, you infidel! God is good! Now... did you make sure the infernal cables are properly hooked up to your traitorous router, madam?"