Brian Reed
10-17-2006, 08:22 AM
Had this dream last night that we had moved to a new house and had really just settled in. All of the sudden, someone walks by one of our windows. I step over to another window to get a look at them and it's a freaking nine foot tall sasquatchbigfootthing.
I tell Anne to go get the camera and I keep watching the bigfoot dude. He's chasing a dog around our yard, but he finally loses interest in that and turns around to look at me.
For reasons I cannot fathom, I flip bigfoot the bird. This results in a prolonged series of offensive gestures between bigfoot and I as we try very hard to piss one another off.
After a couple minutes, bigfoot smashes into my house and starts trashing the joint. I tell him he's an asshole, he tells me I started it.
Then Santa Claus comes in the back door and tells us both to knock it off.
I woke up laughing and wondering what piece of my psyche has snapped and allowed all of that to happen.
I tell Anne to go get the camera and I keep watching the bigfoot dude. He's chasing a dog around our yard, but he finally loses interest in that and turns around to look at me.
For reasons I cannot fathom, I flip bigfoot the bird. This results in a prolonged series of offensive gestures between bigfoot and I as we try very hard to piss one another off.
After a couple minutes, bigfoot smashes into my house and starts trashing the joint. I tell him he's an asshole, he tells me I started it.
Then Santa Claus comes in the back door and tells us both to knock it off.
I woke up laughing and wondering what piece of my psyche has snapped and allowed all of that to happen.