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Dannñ B
10-02-2006, 06:12 PM
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Dannñ B
10-04-2006, 11:40 AM
Dear Christian Right,

You're very crazy and scare the shit out of me. Why don't you go back to Russia? Circa 1860. That's right you remind me of totalitarianism. Snap. Your momma is so fat that if her weight was in proportion to how correctly you believe you've interpreted the Christian bible, when she rolled over in bed she'd kill everyone in China. Because your momma is as big as China and believes it his her bed. Much like you believe you have to exhaust the world's natural resources and bring about judgement day, so you can get your 72 virgins... oh wait wrong belief system. You get all your pets. P.S. If Heaven is real what if you're in heaven and there's another heaven to get into? That would suck.

- Eugene Mirman