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Agent Desmond
09-21-2006, 05:05 PM
http://www.thestranger.com/blog/files/2006/09/Cocaine_436x600.jpg

Via The Daily Mail: (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=406304&in_page_id=1770)


The high-energy drink is being billed as a “legal alternative” to the class A drug, using a massive hit of caffeine instead of cocaine.

Cocaine is “350 percent stronger than Red Bull” but that people do not experience the “sugar crash” or jitters that [the drink’s inventor, Jamie Kirby] says some of the other energy drinks can produce.

The company has received inquiries about selling Cocaine in Britain and throughout Europe. At the moment it is being sold only in the Los Angeles and New York metropolitan areas - mainly to teenagers.

Plus, unlike snorting real cocaine, which is tacky and graceless, you can funnel Cocaine directly into your tear ducts to stay awake. Grand Theft Auto IV: San Andreas has never before felt so real…


Kirby says, “…it’s a fun name. As soon as people look at the can, they smile.” But critics slammed the technique as a cynical ploy which could tempt young people into using drugs.

It doesn’t tempt young people to use drugs so much as teach teens that drugs can be stimulating and fun.

Jamie Howdeshell
09-21-2006, 05:09 PM
http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2005/07/images/happy_dubya.jpg

Fake Pat
09-21-2006, 05:51 PM
lame. what's the point of "cocaine" if you can't do it off a stripper's ass?

Jonny Z
09-21-2006, 05:54 PM
i'm sending a case to artie.

Dannñ B
09-21-2006, 05:55 PM
That sounds like this 747 drink that made my friends shit their brains out of their noses.

Natty P
09-21-2006, 05:56 PM
I'd probably rather just sniff cocaine, the drug, not the energy drink.

Brad N.
09-21-2006, 06:07 PM
Yeah, I saw this on my local news the other night. Awesome.

FredC
09-21-2006, 06:37 PM
So Futurama was right! We may SOMEDAY have vending machines that carry Cocaine!

who cares?
09-21-2006, 06:39 PM
So Futurama was right! We may SOMEDAY have vending machines that carry Cocaine!

it's awesome how many things futurama turns out to be right about

FredC
09-21-2006, 06:40 PM
it's awesome how many things futurama turns out to be right about

I'm still waiting to start living my life as a head in a jar.

SAVETHEB
09-21-2006, 07:33 PM
real cocaine should be legal anyways

Agent Desmond
09-21-2006, 07:48 PM
consider this the first step