The Greatest Man Alive Is Here To Save This Message Board

[Kelly Osbourne's Skrull Impersonator]

There, consider it saved.

[JABSEN]

Grant Morrison's Here?


Awesome!

[Kelly Osbourne's Skrull Impersonator]

Grant Morrison's Here?


Awesome!

Sorry, Grant Couldn't Make it, he got into a conversation with Alan Moore about how he could use his magical powers to being Alice In Wonderland into the Real World, where, of course, they then both have sex with her.

[monkeyboy]

Sorry, Grant Couldn't Make it, he got into a conversation with Alan Moore about how he could use his magical powers to being Alice In Wonderland into the Real World, where, of course, they then both have sex with her.

So intead we lured Frank Miller here with some day old Reeses peanut butter cups, and locked him up in a little box in the corner of the forum where we make tell us bed time stories every night about Marvel in the eighties and how he, Stan Lee and Mick Jagger would have contests on who could hook up with the finest lady of the evening. Unfortunately for them all it was usually this little snot nosed, dorky lookin', red headed rookie named Art Adams or some crap like that. But my he had a way with the ladies. Just ask Cybil Sheperd, she'll tell you all about the crazy sexcapades that used to happen at Marvel. And the clowns, oh shit! Who could forget the midget clown that were down Stans pants. Well that's a story for another day.