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The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
04-27-2005, 06:47 AM
1. Shaving Ryan's Privates

2. Pornocchio

3. Sperms of Endearment

4. Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway

5. Flesh Gordon

HONORABLE MENTION

Good Will Humping

madmartigan
04-27-2005, 06:49 AM
osporns

Randy Hassan
04-27-2005, 06:50 AM
Hannah Does Her Sisters

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
04-27-2005, 06:50 AM
osporns

That was my original honorable mention, but I took it out because it's a parody of a TV show, not a film.

But, hey, it's all good, I guess.

moonspider
04-27-2005, 06:50 AM
what?
no edward penishands?

Heat_Miser
04-27-2005, 06:50 AM
Flesh Gordon isn't a porn - IT'S FUCKING CINEMATIC GENIUS.

The sequel was neither porn, nor genius.

NickBurgess
04-27-2005, 06:52 AM
I don't remember much from when I worked at the video store, but I remember

LUST IN SPACE
Practically Magical Boobs
The Penetrator (1 & 2)

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
04-27-2005, 06:53 AM
HONORABLE MENTION

Inspect Her Gadget

Pat Loika
04-27-2005, 06:54 AM
Deep Impact.

P.

moonspider
04-27-2005, 06:54 AM
I know there were porno verions of:
planet fo the apes
austin powers
lord of the rings
but i forgot what their porno names were

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
04-27-2005, 06:58 AM
I know there were porno verions of:
lord of the rings

Lord Of the Ringpiece

The Cheap-Arse Film Critic
04-27-2005, 07:00 AM
HONORABLE MENTION

Turn Her and Hootch

Olivier E.
04-27-2005, 07:00 AM
Guys you watch two much Porn the only one I know of was the Gladiator porn

wh park
04-27-2005, 07:07 AM
I know there were porno verions of:
planet fo the apes
austin powers
lord of the rings
but i forgot what their porno names were

PLANET OF THE GAPES and WHORE OF THE RINGS were ones I've heard of (never seen them though).

The Austin Powers one... don't know but probably something like Anal Powers.

wh park
04-27-2005, 07:07 AM
Oh and I love... POSITION: IMPOSSIBLE.

McAfee
04-27-2005, 07:31 AM
Cat on a Hot Sin Roof

Good & Evil
04-27-2005, 08:05 AM
PLANET OF THE GAPES and WHORE OF THE RINGS were ones I've heard of (never seen them though).

The Austin Powers one... don't know but probably something like Anal Powers.

Don't forget Lord of the Thong

Bill?
04-27-2005, 08:08 AM
you ever see the movie XXX?
what would be the porno title for that?
hollywood makes it tough for perverts sometimes.

Shane W
04-27-2005, 08:09 AM
On Golden Blonde
Reservoir Bitches
Little Oral Annie

Brian Reed
04-27-2005, 08:27 AM
Hey, Good & Evil -- where is your sig picture from? I likey.

nihilance
04-27-2005, 08:29 AM
what?
no edward penishands?
Yeah...I don't think any porn movie title will top that one.

joespam
04-27-2005, 08:30 AM
Ejacula
The Flintbones

But 'On Golden Blonde' will always be the funniest one to me.

moonspider
04-27-2005, 08:32 AM
Yeah...I don't think any porn movie title will top that one.



yes, it always makes me laugh

Ed Brubaker
04-27-2005, 08:44 AM
THE CUNT FOR RED COCKTOBER

And FATLINERS and LIFE IN THE FAT LANE are both the scariest movies I ever had to put on the shelf when I worked at a video store. Fetish porn with the fattest woman in porn. People fucked folds of her flesh.

Wagon
04-27-2005, 08:52 AM
THE CUNT FOR RED COCKTOBER

And FATLINERS and LIFE IN THE FAT LANE are both the scariest movies I ever had to put on the shelf when I worked at a video store. Fetish porn with the fattest woman in porn. People fucked folds of her flesh.

well, thanks a lot, Ed...I just pictured that and went blind. I hope you're happy...

artimoff
04-27-2005, 08:55 AM
what?
no edward penishands?


Loved that one.

Meteornotes
04-27-2005, 10:08 AM
Yeah, Hanna Does Her Sisters is the best title ever...

dt

Brian Defferding
04-27-2005, 10:13 AM
Edwards Penishands is definitely my favorite title out of those, although Shaving Ryan's Privates and Foreskin Hump are some other good ones

chris page
04-27-2005, 10:16 AM
splendour in the ass and glad he ate her are both fun movies..

Blandy vs Terrorism
04-27-2005, 10:16 AM
Wet Dreams May Cum

TheChronoTrigger
04-27-2005, 10:21 AM
There's something about Mary's Vagina
The Three Musket Queers
Desperately Spanking Susan
Men in Black Women
Schindler's Fist

But the real winner is this one:
Willie's Wonka's in my Chocolate Factory