The Vending Machine Game

[Technofears Uncle]

heres how this works:

the first poster puts anything in, and the next poster says what you win then puts something in

Example:
FIRST PERSON
*puts 2 Coke Zeros in the machine*

NEXT PERSON
you win a Cris Kross CD yay!

So I'll start with this...
*puts a hammer in*

[Ray G.]

You win a teddy bear with a strategically placed hole!

Puts an irate weasel in....

[Race]

You win a 1971 Ford Pinto!

Puts in a singed copy of Nickelplate #1 . . .

[The Roman Candle]

You win a kick in nuts from a Playboy centerfold!

Puts a week-old taco in...

[Technofears Uncle]

You win a Michael Jackson nose

Puts in a cookie

[Adrian B AWESOME]

You win a lint brush.

You put in 15 Indian nickels

[Ray G.]

You win a cat in a tuba.

Put in a DVD of "Man getting hit with football".....