if i dont get a job with whataburger

[james michael]

i will eat a gun...

my psychotic friend zach, who has been arressted naked not once, but TWICE, got a job there...
im pretty sure im in better professional standing than him
:?

[The Afroman]

I worked for corp here in texas for them, i was one of there net admins.. the whataburger net back end is as old as dirt...
but i did love there 50% off.. oh man.. MMmm 1 dollar whataburgers.. onion rings..

[ClintP]

i will eat a gun...

my psychotic friend zach, who has been arressted naked not once, but TWICE, got a job there...
im pretty sure im in better professional standing than him
:?
They may be doing you a favor if they don't hire you. better professional standing - that may be why they wouldn't give you the job.

What do you have experience with?

[james michael]

I worked for corp here in texas for them, i was one of there net admins.. the whataburger net back end is as old as dirt...
but i did love there 50% off.. oh man.. MMmm 1 dollar whataburgers.. onion rings..
i hate their food, its over priced and under quality...
but i need money, and i dont sell drugs anymore, so im kinda fucked...
:?

i so better get it...

[The Afroman]

plus i love the fact that i worked down the road and for lunch i would hit them up.. and as i would walk in.. they new i worked at corp and the manager would make the burger.. that thing would look like the picture.. it was perfect. with 4 bucks i would eat like a king.

[Shane W]

Reach for the stars my friend!

[james michael]

They may be doing you a favor if they don't hire you. better professional standing - that may be why they wouldn't give you the job.

What do you have experience with?
not much, actually, but ive never been arressted for posession of crack, nor have i been arressted naked...
thats how i came to my conclusion...

[james michael]

Reach for the stars my friend!
:cry:

[ClintP]

I worked at Braum's when I was in HS. If I ever chose to go back to fast food, it would be for them. I love ice cream. yummy!

[The Afroman]

i hate their food, its over priced and under quality...
but i need money, and i dont sell drugs anymore, so im kinda fucked...
:?

i so better get it...

your kidding?! what is there not too like about there fewd! it;a one of the best burger joints left.. real meat..

i feel it;s sad that in this day in age one of the perks of a good burger joint, is real meat.

A1 Thick and Hearty!!

/me passes out in a fat grease induced coma.

[james michael]

your kidding?! what is there not too like about there fewd! it;a one of the best burger joints left.. real meat..

i feel it;s sad that in this day in age one of the perks of a good burger joint, is real meat.

A1 Thick and Hearty!!

/me passes out in a fat grease induced coma.
...

i cant make money in a coma...
:?

unless they whore out my unconciuous body...

[ClintP]

your kidding?! what is there not too like about there fewd! it;a one of the best burger joints left.. real meat..

i feel it;s sad that in this day in age one of the perks of a good burger joint, is real meat.

A1 Thick and Hearty!!

/me passes out in a fat grease induced coma.
I am a fan of the SuperSonic Cheeseburger from Sonic! I prefer sonic over all other fast food burger joints. However, I do love me some breakfast burritos from Whataburger! Damn good stuff!

If you get that job Bloody, Hook me up with some Bfast!

[ClintP]

What skills do you have Bloody? What job experience?

[james michael]

I am a fan of the SuperSonic Cheeseburger from Sonic! I prefer sonic over all other fast food burger joints. However, I do love me some breakfast burritos from Whataburger! Damn good stuff!

If you get that job Bloody, Hook me up with some Bfast!
if you wanna drive to ft worth, youre welcome to it...

as for experience, its all different...
i have call center experince from high school (worked at one for a year), fast food, i worked for a remodel crew, but i made most of my money in my misspent youth, selling tabs and other shit, made alot too, and spent it on a year of hell living on my own, being a junkie...

it weas that last part that really fucked me...

[ClintP]

if you wanna drive to ft worth, youre welcome to it...

as for experience, its all different...
i have call center experince from high school (worked at one for a year), fast food, i worked for a remodel crew, but i made most of my money in my misspent youth, selling tabs and other shit, made alot too, and spent it on a year of hell living on my own, being a junkie...

it weas that last part that really fucked me...
If you are just kinda floating at the moment, I would suggest a credit union or somewhere like Lowes or something. I personally would never want to go back to food. The credit union gig is pretty sweet. You start out as a teller making like $10/hour and can move on to loan officers or the ppl who set up accounts. they make like 15 or so an hour.

Sorry to hear about the last part. I hope you are ok now.

[james michael]

If you are just kinda floating at the moment, I would suggest a credit union or somewhere like Lowes or something. I personally would never want to go back to food. The credit union gig is pretty sweet. You start out as a teller making like $10/hour and can move on to loan officers or the ppl who set up accounts. they make like 15 or so an hour.

Sorry to hear about the last part. I hope you are ok now.
eh, im fine...

the only problem with the job thing, is that while i dont even smoke pot regularly, i havent given it a break long enough to get it out of my system to pass a drug test, but im workin on it...
i think im up to a month?

[ClintP]

eh, im fine...

the only problem with the job thing, is that while i dont even smoke pot regularly, i havent given it a break long enough to get it out of my system to pass a drug test, but im workin on it...
i think im up to a month?
I think that comics are addictive enough that you should be able to plop those into that spot. The drug screening would be a problem I guess. Maybe go be a day laborer! you get paid cash every day!

[Jef UK]

Mmmmm. I miss Whataburger. Slowest drive-through in America, but totally worth it!

[james michael]

I think that comics are addictive enough that you should be able to plop those into that spot. The drug screening would be a problem I guess. Maybe go be a day laborer! you get paid cash every day!
there are to things i will NEVER do...
cunnlingus, and manual labor...

even tho ive already done manual labor :?

[Dr. Blasphemy]

there are to things i will NEVER do...
cunnlingus, and manual labor...

even tho ive already done manual labor :?

Darn. I know of a place that needs a muff diver.....

(Dont knock it till you tried it!)

Good luck in the job feild dude..and congrats on trying to go legit!
Hugs not drugs.....Unless they're free....;-)

[james michael]

Darn. I know of a place that needs a muff diver.....

(Dont knock it till you tried it!)

Good luck in the job feild dude..and congrats on trying to go legit!
Hugs not drugs.....Unless they're free....;-)
i have dived into muff...
earned my redwings first and last time out...

[Dr. Blasphemy]

i have dived into muff...
earned my redwings first and last time out...
UGH!
NEVER GET THE RED WINGS!!!!
No wonder you hated it!
EGADS!

[james michael]

UGH!
NEVER GET THE RED WINGS!!!!
No wonder you hated it!
EGADS!
well, theres also the whole vagina thing...

[Dr. Blasphemy]

well, theres also the whole vagina thing...
Now, thats a different story...I LOVES me a nice vag! (non menzie!)

[james michael]

Now, thats a different story...I LOVES me a nice vag! (non menzie!)
menendez what?

[Dr. Blasphemy]

menendez what?
WOW- you hated the Red wings so bad you took "Bloody" out of your name!;)

[amy]

WOW- you hated the Red wings so bad you took "Bloody" out of your name!;)


I don't think JM ever got his red wings...EVER.

[amy]

good luck with the job, sweetie.


:spidey:

[james michael]

I don't think JM ever got his red wings...EVER.
i was sixteen and had had a bit of ghb...
it did indeed happen :(

and thanks for the well wish :spidey:

[amy]

i was sixteen and had had a bit of ghb...
it did indeed happen :(

and thanks for the well wish :spidey:


You never told me this. :mistrust:



of course I want you to get a job. Who's going to support me in my old(er) age?

[james michael]

You never told me this. :mistrust:



of course I want you to get a job. Who's going to support me in my old(er) age?
i dont really like to talk about it...
it wasnt one of my finer moments...
i puked...

[amy]

i dont really like to talk about it...
it wasnt one of my finer moments...
i puked...


:lol:

[TIP]

Reach for the stars my friend!

Shouldn't that read:

"Reach for the fries my friend"

T
:wink:

[james michael]

Shouldn't that read:

"Reach for the fries my friend"

T
:wink:
:cry:

[TIP]

:cry:

*buddy slug to the shoulder*

T
:wink:

[james michael]

*buddy slug to the shoulder*

T
:wink:
:lol:

[james michael]

i guess i can put the gun away for now...

[TIP]

i guess i can put the gun away for now...

Can I get that with a Mocha Shake?

T

[DrMachine]

I'll take a double whopper with cheese on a wheat bun, and a pineapple milkshake.

[james michael]

Can I get that with a Mocha Shake?

T
mocha bullets wont even penetrate, like my ex when drunk...
:?

[Natty P]

Why don't you work construction or something that pays well?

[james michael]

Why don't you work construction or something that pays well?
i dont do manual labor...
at least not when the average temperature is 100 degrees...
plus, they dont really hire white people for that down here :?

*is not racist...

...

much...
:shifty:

[TIP]

mocha bullets wont even penetrate, like my ex when drunk...
:?

Is he working the drive-in?

*kaff*

T
:wink:

[DrMachine]

i dont do manual labor...
at least not when the average temperature is 100 degrees...
plus, they dont really hire white people for that down here :?

*is not racist...

...

much...
:shifty:

the only part about that statement that is legit, is the "don't do manual labor" part

[xyzzy]

i dont do manual labor...
at least not when the average temperature is 100 degrees...
plus, they dont really hire white people for that down here :?

*is not racist...

...

much...
:shifty:

I'm not positive, but I imagine that there is quite a bit of manual labor at a burger joint. Pretty much all of it, really.

[DrMachine]

I'm not positive, but I imagine that there is quite a bit of manual labor at a burger joint. Pretty much all of it, really.
having put myself through an undergrad education working for the Tx dept. of transportation, I can assure you there is a HUGE difference

based solely on his online persona, there is NO WAY he could handle working outdoors

[xyzzy]

having put myself through an undergrad education working for the Tx dept. of transportation, I can assure you there is a HUGE difference

based solely on his online persona, there is NO WAY he could handle working outdoors

Ah. The extent of my manual labor work was at the archeological digs. Which is like really really slow ditch digging.

[james michael]

the only part about that statement that is legit, is the "don't do manual labor" part
you havent been in texas this summer, right?
well, its been a constant 100 degrees this summer...
also, at the last job i worked, i worked for a remodel crew, where all i did was manual labor, building and tearing down shit, doing warehouse work, and the like...
i WILL do it, but i dont like it... the bulk of it was indoors, but the outdoors wasnt too pleasant either, considering it was that winter a few years ago where it was super cold constantly...
i kept that job til it was done...

[DrMachine]

you havent been in texas this summer, right?
well, its been a constant 100 degrees this summer...
also, at the last job i worked, i worked for a remodel crew, where all i did was manual labor, building and tearing down shit, doing warehouse work, and the like...
i WILL do it, but i dont like it... the bulk of it was indoors, but the outdoors wasnt too pleasant either, considering it was that winter a few years ago where it was super cold constantly...
i kept that job til it was done...

until January I lived my entire life in Tx...and it's waaaay hotter than 100 degrees

EDIT - and hurry up with that double with cheese on wheat...and add jalapenos to it!

[Ray G.]

i guess i can put the gun away for now...

Um...congrats! Yay?

[james michael]

until January I lived my entire life in Tx...and it's waaaay hotter than 100 degrees
well, i live in north texas, you lived in el paso...
generally, we have it in the 90s around here... its just been exceedingly hot this summer...

plus, not having a/c in your car will make it a shitload hotter...

[james michael]

Um...congrats! Yay?
thanks, seriously...
having a job will keep me busy, but working at whataburger will probably make me homicidal...
i havent even worked yet (i will tomorrow at 9 tho) and people are already talking to me like were friends...
i dont want "work buddies", they can all fuck themselves...
i already have a funny story...

i heard this blatantly gay kid who works there talking about how his girlfriend broke up with him cause she thought he wanted her best friend...
i translated "best friend" into cock...

[DrMachine]

well, i live in north texas, you lived in el paso...
generally, we have it in the 90s around here... its just been exceedingly hot this summer...

plus, not having a/c in your car will make it a shitload hotter...

I was only in El Paso for 5 years

and the ambient temp is usually higher than what's officially reported

[ClintP]

thanks, seriously...
having a job will keep me busy, but working at whataburger will probably make me homicidal...
i havent even worked yet (i will tomorrow at 9 tho) and people are already talking to me like were friends...
i dont want "work buddies", they can all fuck themselves...
i already have a funny story...

i heard this blatantly gay kid who works there talking about how his girlfriend broke up with him cause she thought he wanted her best friend...
i translated "best friend" into cock...
Congrats on getting the job. I know it will probably suck and you will hate it, but it is a step in the right direction for you and put some money in your pocket. Stay clean long enough to pass a piss test and get the hell out of there. Seriously, look into a credit union or something. Good luck man!

[james michael]

I was only in El Paso for 5 years

and the ambient temp is usually higher than what's officially reported
oh yeah, it always feels hotter than it is, im just saying what the temp on the thermometer on my back porch has been saying...
whered you live before el paso?

[ClintP]

I was only in El Paso for 5 years

and the ambient temp is usually higher than what's officially reported
El Paso is not an good comparrison to the rest of the state. I hope you are not a TX hater due to your time there (sorry if you are not one of the haters.) I would never live there in EP.

EDIT. I just saw your post Dr. about living here all of your life. I guess you can hate it then. Where else did you live?

[amy]

congrats.

:heart:

[james michael]

congrats.

:heart:
:spidey:

[DrMachine]

I lived all over the state, I grew up in a little desert town about half way between El Paso and San Antonio though, I spent some time in Houston, San Antonio and Austin

[james michael]

I lived all over the state, I grew up in a little desert town about half way between El Paso and San Antonio though, I spent some time in Houston, San Antonio and Austin
well, theres roughly five hundred miles between where youve lived, and where i live, and while the temperatures dont vary that much, the weather conditions really do, and weve had a total dry season here...
it sucks, and for me to complain about the heat takes alot...
it really has gotten rough this year...
i knew it was gonna be bad tho, when we had a 70 degree christmas... :lol:

[DrMachine]

i knew it was gonna be bad tho, when we had a 70 degree christmas... :lol:
that's one of the reasons I wanted to leave

my dad was telling me that it was over 100 the last few days (near San Antonio)

[Thudpucker]

People get turned down for fast food jobs?

[james michael]

People get turned down for fast food jobs?
i got turned down to serve ice cream (failed a drug test :roll:)...

[james michael]

that's one of the reasons I wanted to leave

my dad was telling me that it was over 100 the last few days (near San Antonio)
yeah, this summers been brutal...

[james michael]

well, i fucking hated it, i wasnt actually trained to do anything, they had me cleaning and rubbibg food,,,
but maybe it will get better tomorrow...

and orange is NOT my color...

[Taki Soma]

well, i fucking hated it, i wasnt actually trained to do anything, they had me cleaning and rubbibg food,,,
but maybe it will get better tomorrow...

and orange is NOT my color...
oh now you have to post a pic of you in your uniform.

[james michael]

oh now you have to post a pic of you in your uniform.
not if you threatened to castrate me with your bare hands...

maybe whataman will make an appearacne a wwtx

[Taki Soma]

not if you threatened to castrate me with your bare hands...

maybe whataman will make an appearacne a wwtx
not with bare hands... gross. with proper gloves for protection.

[james michael]

not with bare hands... gross. with proper gloves for protection.
white lace?

[ClintP]

well, i fucking hated it, i wasnt actually trained to do anything, they had me cleaning and rubbibg food,,,
but maybe it will get better tomorrow...

and orange is NOT my color...
What is rubbibg? Spit in anyone's food yet?

[Taki Soma]

white lace?
you are coming to WWTX?

bring me a burger.

CLEAN burger.

Thanks.

[james michael]

you are coming to WWTX?

bring me a burger.

CLEAN burger.

Thanks.
bbq cheddar?

and clint, i meant running...
the only fast food joint that takes food to tables around here...

[Taki Soma]

bbq cheddar?

and clint, i meant running...
the only fast food joint that takes food to tables around here...
bbq cheddar is actually an option?

I fucking LOVE Texas.

yes.

[james michael]

bbq cheddar is actually an option?

I fucking LOVE Texas.

yes.
ok...
but i want a free "whataman" sketch! :x

[Taki Soma]

ok...
but i want a free "whataman" sketch! :x
deal! I'll sharpen my orange pastel pencil.

[JABSEN]

Congrats on the job, James

[ClintP]

bbq cheddar?

and clint, i meant running...
the only fast food joint that takes food to tables around here...
I am glad you changed your name. I prefer James over Bloody. You should have went to sonic. I like their burgers better, and you could have rollerbladed the food out!

[Jef UK]

The dude who used to play Whataguy pops up everywhere in TV-land. You could be him one day, Bloody.

[Taki Soma]

I am glad you changed your name. I prefer James over Bloody. You should have went to sonic. I like their burgers better, and you could have rollerbladed the food out!
what?

there's a sonic here. shit just for that, I wanna job at a sonic.

really? rollerblade while you cook/wait tables?

[ClintP]

what?

there's a sonic here. shit just for that, I wanna job at a sonic.

really? rollerblade while you cook/wait tables?
Hell yeah you can! It is actually prefered that you do. Also, Sonic around here has the super-sonic cheeseburger with onion ring bits, jalepeno, and a chedder sauce in it. It is a promotional thing though and may be in the south. I need to try one out!

[Taki Soma]

Hell yeah you can! It is actually prefered that you do. Also, Sonic around here has the super-sonic cheeseburger with onion ring bits, jalepeno, and a chedder sauce in it. It is a promotional thing though and may be in the south. I need to try one out!
that sounds heartstoppingly good.

god, I would be fat if I lived in the south.

or maybe not! I get to run outside for the majority of the year.

[ClintP]

Current Sonic Promotion:
Here's this month's great SONIC® deal.

Fire up your breakfast.
Eggs, sausage and melted cheese topped with crispy jalapeno strips and a creamy chipotle sauce. Fire up your breakfast for only $2.49 plus tax.

[ClintP]

that sounds heartstoppingly good.

god, I would be fat if I lived in the south.

or maybe not! I get to run outside for the majority of the year.
I was wrong, it is fried jalepeno strips! Yummy! You can def run in the winter as well as the summer, though if you plan to run during the summer months you had better get your ass out of bed early and run then. Or else....

[adamgreenberger]

I used to live in Texas...and I went to Whataburger all the time.

[Jef UK]

The best thing about Sonic is the tater-tots.

A Whataburger slaughters a Sonic Burger.

[JABSEN]

I'm sad that Sonic got rid of the Frito Pie.

[Taki Soma]

I was wrong, it is fried jalepeno strips! Yummy! You can def run in the winter as well as the summer, though if you plan to run during the summer months you had better get your ass out of bed early and run then. Or else....
oh yea, shit I can't run HERE during summer especially this year. I'd have passed out. I went running last night right before sunset. It was beautiful and perfect.

[Donal DeLay]

So .. um ... are you like, dead, or employed yet? We're all anxious for the answer.

[ClintP]

The best thing about Sonic is the tater-tots.

A Whataburger slaughters a Sonic Burger.
I am partial to the Super-Sonic Cheeseburger. I would rather have a heaping burger from several other places though. My uncle has two restraunts off Regal Row in Dallas, and his burgers rule all other as far as food food joints go. Anyone else who wants a great burger that is local needs to head up Texas Hamburger Factory in Lewisville, TX. You would be wise to go there and get your burger on!

[james michael]

So .. um ... are you like, dead, or employed yet? We're all anxious for the answer.
im both...

SPoOooOOoOOkY...

[james michael]

I am partial to the Super-Sonic Cheeseburger. I would rather have a heaping burger from several other places though. My uncle has two restraunts off Regal Row in Dallas, and his burgers rule all other as far as food food joints go. Anyone else who wants a great burger that is local needs to head up Texas Hamburger Factory in Lewisville, TX. You would be wise to go there and get your burger on!
you left waxahachie?

[Donal DeLay]

You can't have both! One or the other!

[ClintP]

you left waxahachie?
If you are asking if I moved, then no. If you are asking if I am a small town bumpkin and have actually left this small town and ventured out, then yes!:D I grew up in north Grand Prairie until HS and moved out to Wax. Went to Devry in Irving and lived in GP and Lewisville for a bit.

[james michael]

If you are asking if I moved, then no. If you are asking if I am a small town bumpkin and have actually left this small town and ventured out, then yes!:D I grew up in north Grand Prairie until HS and moved out to Wax. Went to Devry in Irving and lived in GP and Lewisville for a bit.
oh, well i saw you mention lewisville, and your lcoation now says dfw...
waxahachie aint dfw :lol:

[ClintP]

oh, well i saw you mention lewisville, and your lcoation now says dfw...
waxahachie aint dfw :lol:
Yeah, yeah, yeah! :surrend:

Kidding aside, Texas Hamburger Factory is greatness!

[james michael]

Yeah, yeah, yeah! :surrend:

Kidding aside, Texas Hamburger Factory is greatness!
never even heard of it...
tho im sure clown burger kicks its ass...