"This Is What Happens Larry When You Find A Stranger In The Alps!"

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Yesterday, I was watching an interview with Josh Homme from Queens Of the Stone Age on MTV2, and somehow the conversation came to an edited-for-TV version of The Big Lebowski, in which, he noted, the line "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARY WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!" had been redubbed to be heard as, "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!" Now, as a believe in freedom of speech, I should be outraged by this example of baffling censorship.

But I'm not.

Because...

1. I actually think that line is funnier than the original.

2. My new "Night-On-The-Town" mantra has now become "I'm going to go find a stranger in the alps."

[Ben]

I'm outraged. I once found a stranger in the Alps, and that's not what happened.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

I'm outraged. I once found a stranger in the Alps, and that's not what happened.

You clearly weren't trying hard enough.