Even though the gods are crazy, even though the stars are blind...

[Thommy Melanson]

...just saw Clerks 2, and King Diamond got his props - it's about fucking time! :rock:

http://images.musicclub.it/foto/ki/big/KING_DIAMOND.tif.big.jpg

[YouStayClassy]

Grrrr......misleading thread title.

I came here expecting....ah, nevermind.:-x

[Thommy Melanson]

Grrrr......misleading thread title.

I came here expecting....ah, nevermind.:-x

Sorry - allow me to correct that:

"Even though we've seen her porn, and Classy's jerked himself blind, he still wants more pics of that ho and her flat behind"

:lol:

[YouStayClassy]

Sorry - allow me to correct that:

"Even though we've seen her porn, and Classy's jerked himself blind, he still wants more pics of that ho and her flat behind"

:lol:

:rofl:

Someone needs to put that to music YESTERDAY.

[moonspider]

king diamond mutha fucker!!!!

[-Chris-]

Has anyone ever seen KD in person?

He's like 4 feet tall.


4 eeeeeeevillll feet. :D

[Thommy Melanson]

Has anyone ever seen KD in person?

He's like 4 feet tall.


4 eeeeeeevillll feet. :D

Yep.

Mercyful Fate @ a club in Minneapolis circa '98 or '99.

The Omen theme swelled, and as the red-lit crosses that flanked the stages suddenly inverted at the orchestral crescendo, King Diamond hit the stage with an ear spliting wail.

He was all top hat, cape, bone microphone and corpsepaint makeup, quite the horrific counterpoint to his bandmates, which were all poodle-haired and dressed in too-tight jeans that had their wives' finest blouses tucked in, just like it was still 1988 :lol:

Great show though, the crowd energy was amazing.

[YouStayClassy]

....If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i'm perfect for you

My love, ohh oh

I could be your confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But I know that love's what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
At night at home? oh no, ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i'm perfect for you

Excuse me for feeling
This moment is critical
Might be me feeling
It could get physical, oh no, no no

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Let's see what this love can do
Baby I'm perfect for you

Baby I'm perfect for you

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind



Sorry, it just HAD to be done.:crazy:

[Thommy Melanson]

Grandma welcome home... you have
Been gone for far too long
Is this a dream, are you really back?

Let me help you out of the chair...
Grandma
Let me touch you, let me feel... ahhh

Grandma take a look
What do you think of the house and
The silvery moon?
We are going to repaint the front door
Soon

Let me help you out of the chair...
Grandma
Let me touch you, let me feel... ahhh

Wait till you see your room up in the
Attic
Prepared just like you said, without a
Bed
You will find your rocking chair and
The tea pot that missy found

Let me help you out of the chair...
Grandma
There is someone waiting for you,
Now come along

Missy and mother, they are dying to
Meet you
How strange... shes spoken no word...
I wonder grandma! are you all right?

Grandma what was it like to be on
That holiday site
Oh it could have been worse but
With them by my side
In the twilight they sang all the old
Lullabies
Grandma who are they... never
Mind you dirty little brat

Let us go inside, somethings on
Their mind
They are still alive, can you feel
Their eyes
Can you feel their eyes?
Now that you are stuck with me you
Better be my friend.

[Jamie Howdeshell]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080801/

great fucking movie.

[YouStayClassy]

Late that night I awoke from My sleep
Hearing unknown voices laughing
insane
Grandma' was one, Oh it's coming
from the room next to mine
It's Grandma' room . . . the invisible
guests
As I stood there alone in the dark
Peeking through the keyhole, couldn't
believe My eyes
I'd never seen anything like it, only
Grandma' was inside the room
Speaking to no one . . . the invisible
guests
Cups were rising in thin air and then
emptied on the floor
Suddenly the door was open and
Grandma' said
Do come in My little friend
Missy and Mother were sleeping
downstairs
If they could see me in Grandmother's
chair
Grandmother said look Me deep in
the eyes
You will forget what You saw here
tonight
I will let You in on the secret of this
house
The secret of Amon . . . that's what we
call this house
Now I want you to go back to sleep,
now go back to sleep My dear
The invisible guests
Cups were rising in thin air and then
emptied on the floor
Suddenly the door was open and
Grandma' said
Now you must go back to sleep
Go to sleep. . .Go to sleep. . .
Go to sleep. . .
Missy and Mother were sleeping
downstairs
If they could see me in Grandmother's
chair

[Thommy Melanson]

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
We cannot his evil sheet
To draw his laying for the night
So all the waiting christmas trees
Gonna hear their master sing....

There's no presents, Not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, Drinking Sherry
They don't give a damn

Christmas time is here again
Santa needs a helping hand
It's getting very, very late
St-Peter's crossed the Golden Gate
An Donald Duck is still in bed
I wonder who he's gonna help

There's no presents, Not this christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, All done Sherry
They don't give a damn

There's no presents, Not this Christmas
There's no presents
Tom and Jerry, Still Drinking Sherry
They don't give a damn

I'm dreaming of a white.... Sabbath....

[Thommy Melanson]

The darkness came closer to home on the
following night
And Miriam slept like a rock when
Jonathan's face went white

The bedroom was ice cold
But the fire was burning still
The blinding light
The Family Ghost had risen again...The Ghost

"Don't be scared, Don't be scared now My Friend
I am Count de LaFey
Let me take You to the crypt down below
Where Abigail rests"

"Let Miriam sleep
She never would understand
Now come let us go...It's time to know"

Beware of the slippery stairs
You could easily fall and break Your neck
Hand me that torch and I will lead the way
To the secret in the dark
Take a look into the vault, the Vault
The sarcophagus...of a child
Abigail has been in here for years and years
stillborn", Born...Born...Born

"The spirit of Abigail is inside Your Wife
and there's only one way You can stop
the rebirth of evil itself
You must take her life now"

[YouStayClassy]

Oh It's Halloween
Every Night To Me Is Halloween
Like An Ancient Scene
You Know Just What I Mean
Halloween You Are My Pride
Halloween Not Just A Dream
The Moon Is Full, Another Perfect Day Has Began
Like A Demon's Eye, That Devil's Eye
Will We Ever Die
Solo: Mike
Halloween You Are My Pride
Halloween Not Just A Dream
Solo: Andy
Every Night Will Be Another Evil Scene
Like In Horror Dreams I Want
I Command You To Scream
Halloween You Are My Pride
Halloween Not Just A Dream
Halloween...Halloween...

[Thommy Melanson]

Missy I miss You so. Oh little Sister
I wish You'd come back to Me and sit by My side
We'd laugh and we'd play again, if only You'll try
You know THEY would show the way
From the other side
Rise from Your grave little Sister
Rise . . . Rise . . . Rise My friends . . . Rise
Spirits rising from their grave
Burning shadows in the dead of night
Icy fingers all over My hand
Try to make Me understand
Finally we have returned . . . All of us
Missy is that You, come closer
Spirits rising from their grave
Everywhere that ghostly stare
Icy fingers all over My hand
Lead me back to where she stands
THEY are back to share My life . . . THEY are back
Missy come, come with Me, there are things I must know
How did you get here, where's the door to the other side
Missy: Beyond the graves lies the gate
the gate that leads to the dead
We have to leave before the dawn
if not by the sun we will burn
Spirits rising from their grave
soon the dawn will chase the dark away
Icy fingers all over My hand
Lead Me back to where THEY stand
Am I glad You have returned . . . All of you
Do You remember when Grandmother said she heard THEM sing
I've heard THEM too and I really wish I could hear THEM again
Missy: In Your mind You'll hear THEM sing
every night at the graves
we have to leave before the dawn
if not by the sun we will burn
now sing
Show Your powers onto Me

[YouStayClassy]

The night is rising my eyes
Even in the dark I know i'm alive
I am burning for you,
yeah you know its true.
Voices are calling in the night
Breaking the changing sleep of night
I see your face i can't deny it
Darkness you are a holy shrine
The night, awake us tonight
This is where we all meet
the ones left behind
I am burning for you,
yeah you know it's true.
Voices are calling in the night
Breaking the changing sleep of night
I see your face i can't deny it
Darkness you are a holy shrine
(Solo)
Voices are calling in the night
Breaking the changing sleep of night
I see your face i can't deny it
Darkness you are a holy shrine
The night, awake us tonight
This is where we all meet
The ones left behind
I am burning for you,
yeah you know it's true.
Voices are calling in the night
Breaking the changing sleep of night
I see your face i can't deny it
Darkness you are a holy shrine
I am burning for you... I am burning for you...
(Solo)

[Thommy Melanson]

I'm kneeling in front of the altar
Satan's cross upon the wall
Strange emptiness, a crystal ball between two candles

Melissa, you were mine
Melissa, you were the light

She was a witch
Why did they take you away?

Melissa, you were the queen of the night
Melissa, you were my light
I swear revenge on the priest
The priest my die
He must die in the name of Hell

Melissa, can you hear me?
Melissa, are you there?

Nothing is left outside at the stake
They're taken her away from me

[Thommy Melanson]

Away out in Egypt in the Valley of Kings
Where the mummified Pharaohs
Pretend dead in their sleep

Don't touch, never ever steal
Unless you're in for the kill
Or you'll be hit by the curse of the Pharaohs
Yes you'll be hit and the curse is on you

Now if you breaking the seals
And disturbing the peace
Then you're startin' up a curse
Bringin' evil disease

Don't touch, never ever steal
Unless you're in for the kill
Or you'll be hit by the curse of the Pharaohs
Yes you'll be hit and the curse is on you

The curse of the pharaohs can be so deadly
Or just destroying your future
Makin' it all shady

Don't touch, never ever steal
Unless you're in for the kill
Or you'll be hit by the curse of the Pharaohs
Yes you'll be hit and the curse is on you

[YouStayClassy]

It's so cold inside on this summer night
Black clouds in the sky dancing before my eyes
I'm losing track of time

It's the eye of the witch
It's the eye of the witch

Thunder bring the rain, penetrate my brain
I am no more the same, that special night has come
losing track of time

It's the eye of the witch
The eye..the eye..the eye

Another glass of wine to heat blood mine
And as I look inside the necklace called 'The Eye'
I'm going back in time

It's the eye of the witch
It's the eye of the witch
The eye..the eye..the eye

[Thommy Melanson]

Come, come to the Sabbath
Down by the ruined bridge
Witches and demons are coming
Just follow the magic call
Come, come to the Sabbath
Down by the ruined bridge
Later on the master will join us
Called from the heart of Hell
First we light up the fire
And then we hail our Lord
Two candles, a black and white
Are placed upon the altar
North, South, East and West
And so we clean the air
High priestess invoking the Devil
Infernal a names are spoken

Come to the Sabbath, Sabbath...
The ceremony's proceeding
It's time to grant your wishes
And evil curse on the priest
Who took the life of Melissa
Now we must close up the ritual
Lead the Enochian key
And so it will be done, Amen...now come
Come to the Sabbath, Sabbath...

If you say heaven I say a castle of lies
You say forgive him I say revenge
My sweet Satan you're the one

[Thommy Melanson]

Ahh... Egypt... Ahh

O Thou of countless names
Who are one and all things
O Thou of countless names
Without beginning, without end

Ahh... Egypt... Ahh

Osiris... Anubis... The underworld is yours
Osiris... Anubis... I put my soul in your hands
O Thou, God of the Dead
Lead my soul to the judgement hall
O Thou, Jackal Head
Weigh my soul, I await your call

Ahh... Egypt... Ahh

Ammit, Eater of the Dead
Is devouring my heart
Will I pass on to Aaru
Or will I be condemned?

I'm burning inside to know
I'm burning inside to know
I'm burning inside to know

I must be back on time
But still I want to know
I hope they let me go
I'm from another time
And I must reunite
My body and my soul

I'm burning inside to know
I'm burning inside to know
I'm burning inside to know

Osiris... Anubis... The underworld is yours
Osiris... Anubis... I put my soul in your hands
O Thou of countless names
Who are one and all things
O Thou of countless names
Without beginning, without end

Ahh... Egypt... Ahh

Egypt come back to me
Egypt come back to me
Egypt, without beginning or end

[Thommy Melanson]

This one's "dead"icated to Miss Hilton ;)

Upon a cross a nun will be hanged, she will be raped by an evil man
Knock spikes through her hands, things won't come she won't understand
You're a nun you haven't had no fun, living your life as virgin queen
I'm gonna change it and I'll get it done, tomorrow you won't be a virgin
queen
C. U. N. T. that's what you are, you're C. U. N. T. yeah
I get it up, I get it up in the dark, I make her feel I'm not a holy man
Faster breathing, she's like a shark, she want's more
I'm gonna give her my cross
Nuns have no fun, They just have their fathers and sons
But I'll give them hell, I never fail
Nuns have no fun, They just have their fathers and sons
But I'll give them hell, I never fail
I get it up, I get it up in the dark, I make her feel I'm not a holy man
Faster breathing, she's like a shark, she want's more
I'm gonna give her my cross
C. U. N. T. that's what you are, you're C. U. N. T. yeah.

[YouStayClassy]

Monday night - Tuesday morning, master bedroom

Salem's standing in the dark
Watching Sarah's sleeping body
Someone is in her bed
Twisting, turning in his fever
Savid will not even see her
I an invisible..I am the one to bring you down

I open up my hand, the "Goofer Dust" is falling
It's now on Sarah's hand
You can almost see the dead, as they enter Sarah's head
Then deep into her stomach, I wonder how the baby feels

Violently she's sitting up
Screams of pain I know she's hurting
I only see white in her eyes

Sarah speaks in unknown tongue
Then she spits a litlle blood
Time has come, I must be gone
In comes Grandpa, what is he doing
I thought I had him not moving
But the dead in Sarah's head, will take her to an early grave
Salem is gone

Grandpa:"Go back to sleep me dear
It's just another nightmare
Those God damn voodoo drums
I will stay in here tonight, and keep an open eye
So you can sleep again...
Sarah sleep...Sarah sleep...Sarah sleep...

[Thommy Melanson]

You had me at "Holy Shrine" ;)

The "The Dark Sides" EP and "Family Ghost w/ Holy Shrine" single are dark milestones of my tweendom :rock:

[YouStayClassy]

You had me at "Holy Shrine" ;)

The "The Dark Sides" EP and "Family Ghost w/ Holy Shrine" single are dark milestones of my tweendom :rock:

"The Eye" was mine. I was in the eighth grade and madly in love with a girl whose life revolved around that tape.

Ah...such memories....