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Elijya
07-27-2006, 11:49 AM
Dear Dr. Stupid.

I have an ear ache. What should I do?
Dingo
07-27-2006, 11:52 AM
Damn you Elijya. Now I am going to have to dig through longboxes for old Ren and Stimpy.
Elijya
04-03-2007, 08:33 AM
Dear Dr. Stupid

Why do my threads always fail here?
wessner
04-03-2007, 09:01 AM
Dear Dr. Stupid.

I have an ear ache. What should I do?
That is an excellent question, Elijya! As you know, the ear was invented in 1847 as way to cure headaches. Dr. Shulz, the famous headacholegiesium, worked long and hard to install ears on living creatures (and walls, because even walls have ears) from 1848 through 1906. After that, anyone who had a headache could simple go their handy headachemakegoawayer to have their ears turned back a quarter turn to make the headache be gone. Success!

But you say you have an ear ache? Did I read that right? You have an ache in your ear? Or on it? That's just not natural, boy. You're on your own with this one.
Dan Slott
04-03-2007, 09:02 AM
Dear Dr. Stupid.

I have an ear ache. What should I do?

Dear Elijya,
Whenver I have a head ache, I take an aspirin. And since my ears are bout .02% of my head, that means you should take .02% of an aspirin. Which is about one lick. Half a lick if you're Vincent Van Gogh. Two licks if you're British royalty.
Sincerely your pal,
Dr. Stupid
Dan Slott
04-03-2007, 09:04 AM
Dear Dr. Stupid

Why do my threads always fail here?

Because you don't LOOM around enough.
Sincerely, your pal,
Dr. Stupid
Elijya
04-03-2007, 09:30 AM
(loom?)
Dan Slott
04-03-2007, 09:39 AM
Loom
1. to appear as a large or indistinct, and sometimes menacing, shape
2. a hand-operated or machine-operated device for weaving thread or yarn into cloth

See... Your THREADS fail because... well... you aren't menacing enough... or you don't use a hand-operated device for weaving threads... and... well...

Okay. Now that I've had to explain it, there's no way in hell it's even remotely funny now...
:(
Elijya
04-03-2007, 11:42 AM
no no, it got through.

Dan you have to try NOT to be funny
Dan Slott
04-03-2007, 11:44 AM
poop
Edward J. Cunningham
06-25-2007, 06:51 PM
Dear Dr. Stupid:

My daddy says he can't buy me a new bike because he has to spend over $3.00 a gallon in gasoline. What do I do?

Jimmy
Alasar
06-25-2007, 09:10 PM
Dear Dr. Stupid:

If you were a tree what kind of tree could you be?
Edward J. Cunningham
06-26-2007, 01:45 PM
Dear Dr. Stupid:

I like to tease my sister...a lot! But the other day, she
shows me a comic called She-Hulk. Now I'm scared that
if I make her angry she will get big and green, then beat
me up. What do I do?

Billy
Elijya
10-24-2007, 12:23 AM
poop

and here I am, six months later, and yes, this made me laugh. So my point is proven :P