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JayPee
06-30-2006, 04:49 AM
haven't heard any good jokes lately. post some jokes to make me laugh and so that i may become more popular at work.

copypastepuke
06-30-2006, 05:36 AM
guy 1: hey what time is it?
guy 2: i dont know, let me check. *looks at watch*
guy 1: dont bother. *punches guy 2 in the dick*
guy 2: OUCH.

Shwicaz
06-30-2006, 05:38 AM
guy 1: hey what time is it?
guy 2: i dont know, let me check. *looks at watch*
guy 1: dont bother. *punches guy 2 in the dick*
guy 2: OUCH.


that made me laugh.

Thudpucker
06-30-2006, 05:44 AM
A man walks into a bar with a chiuaua.

The bartender looks up and says "hey buddy, can't see the sign? No pets allowed, you need to take your dog outside"

The guy with the chiuaua replys "Sorry, I can't see the sign. I'm Blind and this is my seeing eye dog"

The bartender stares at the the guy for a second and then says "yea, good one. Now please take the dog outside"

"but you don't understand, I need the dog to get around. It's my seeing eye dog, I can't leave it outside"

The bartender starts to get annoyed "A jokes a joke, but enough already. You don't really expect me to believe that you have a chiuaua as a seeing eye dog do you?"

The blind guy stops and stares in the direction of the bartender for a minute, then stares down at the dog. Then back at the bartender.

"you saying they gave me a chiuaua?"

JayPee
06-30-2006, 05:47 AM
i'm go bananas for pirate jokes:

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel. in his pants. the bartender looks at his confused and asks, "Hey pal, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

the pirate replies, "ARR! It's driving me nuts!"

Tuco
06-30-2006, 05:50 AM
an old one, but some may not have heard it:

a man walks into a psychiatrist's office completely wrapped in nothin but saran wrap.
the psychiatrist looks at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

that one always kills me
-Z

Shwicaz
06-30-2006, 05:54 AM
an old one, but some may not have heard it:

a man walks into a psychiatrist's office completely wrapped in nothin but saran wrap.
the psychiatrist looks at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

that one always kills me
-Z


I don't get it, did the man or the psychaiatrist say 'that one always kills me'? and how does that make it funny?












;)

SteveZegers
06-30-2006, 05:59 AM
guy 1: hey what time is it?
guy 2: i dont know, let me check. *looks at watch*
guy 1: dont bother. *punches guy 2 in the dick*
guy 2: OUCH.

You can also walk up to someone and say "What's the capitol of Thailand?"

If they say "Bangkok", you punch them in the balls and run away.

If they don't know, you yell "Bangkok", and then... well you know the rest.

copypastepuke
06-30-2006, 06:01 AM
that made me laugh.

i laughed when i wrote it.
and am laughing again thinking about it.

Hate_Prime
06-30-2006, 06:03 AM
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A: Because he has no arms.

copypastepuke
06-30-2006, 06:03 AM
You can also walk up to someone and say "What's the capitol of Thailand?"

If they say "Bangkok", you punch them in the balls and run away.

If they don't know, you yell "Bangkok", and then... well you know the rest.
ive been the giver and the receiver of that joke.:-x:lol:

Hate_Prime
06-30-2006, 06:05 AM
guy 1: hey what time is it?
guy 2: i dont know, let me check. *looks at watch*
guy 1: dont bother. *punches guy 2 in the dick*
guy 2: OUCH.

*APPLAUSE*

copypastepuke
06-30-2006, 06:10 AM
thank you. thank you, kindly.

SteveZegers
06-30-2006, 06:30 AM
ive been the giver and the receiver of that joke.:-x:lol:
Me too. It was very popular in school.

Hate_Prime
06-30-2006, 06:34 AM
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

JayPee
06-30-2006, 06:49 AM
Q: why did the dead baby cross the road?

A: because it was stapled to the chicken.

Hate_Prime
06-30-2006, 06:55 AM
Q: why did the dead baby cross the road?

A: because it was stapled to the chicken.

Are we doing these now?

I've been holding back because it may kill the thread too soon.