Bad Engrish

[Ben Weldon]

www.engrish.com (http://www.engrish.com/)

http://www.reallywarped.com/images/ATT560838.jpg

http://www.reallywarped.com/images/ATT560844.jpg

http://www.reallywarped.com/images/ATT560848.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/charley-support-you.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/painapple.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/HelloKittyCollon.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/grow-a-hand.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/god-jesus.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/crap-your-hands.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/make-love.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/im-a-crap.jpg

[nihilance]

Those made me smile.

[Hawkdevil]

"please do not grow a hand in a fence."

Classic!

[Persevering Guy]

http://www.reallywarped.com/images/ATT560838.jpg


This is actually a "love hotel." Because young people live with their parents until they're married and walls are literally paper thin, love hotels offer a get away by the hour. They all have funny names and can be recognized by "hotel" written in English with something silly. The ad also says it can be used as a study room and even has karaoke.

Last week, I gave my highschool students a lecture on Engrish and used many images from the site for a slideshow. R and L is dangerous!

[c.rob]

my favorite is the "I'll make love to you" stationary, I would totally buy that

[J. R. Scherer]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/god-jesus.jpg

I love this!

NO! He doesn't answer your prayers!

[half guard]

my favorite is the "I'll make love to you" stationary, I would totally buy that

except that it's uber-creepy since the person saying 'i'll make love to you' appeas to be an adolescent girl.

[Adam Beranek]

"Crap your hands" Elmo rules!!!!

[c.rob]

except that it's uber-creepy since the person saying 'i'll make love to you' appeas to be an adolescent girl.
ever been to bama?

[AAlgar]

This is actually a "love hotel." Because young people live with their parents until they're married and walls are literally paper thin, love hotels offer a get away by the hour. They all have funny names and can be recognized by "hotel" written in English with something silly. The ad also says it can be used as a study room and even has karaoke.

Last week, I gave my highschool students a lecture on Engrish and used many images from the site for a slideshow. R and L is dangerous!

So... they really mean "come on my house"?

[half guard]

ever been to bama?

no. and i'm scared to ask why.

[Persevering Guy]

So... they really mean "come on my house"?
Probably not because the Japanese word for come is "go." I swear, everythings opposite here =)

[Bill?]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/god-jesus.jpg

I love this!

NO! He doesn't answer your prayers!

Robot God-Jesus helps those who help themselves.

[Philip J Eaves]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/charley-support-you.jpg

I'm not even sure what that is...
and who the hell is Charley?

[Professor Oreo]

My girlfriend loves that site. Although, I think I filled my Engrish quota playing poorly translated NES games in the 80's.