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Ben Weldon
06-23-2006, 06:49 AM
www.engrish.com (http://www.engrish.com/)

http://www.reallywarped.com/images/ATT560838.jpg

http://www.reallywarped.com/images/ATT560844.jpg

http://www.reallywarped.com/images/ATT560848.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/charley-support-you.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/painapple.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/HelloKittyCollon.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/grow-a-hand.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/god-jesus.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/crap-your-hands.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/make-love.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/im-a-crap.jpg

nihilance
06-23-2006, 07:05 AM
Those made me smile.

Hawkdevil
06-23-2006, 07:05 AM
"please do not grow a hand in a fence."

Classic!

Persevering Guy
06-23-2006, 07:36 AM
http://www.reallywarped.com/images/ATT560838.jpg


This is actually a "love hotel." Because young people live with their parents until they're married and walls are literally paper thin, love hotels offer a get away by the hour. They all have funny names and can be recognized by "hotel" written in English with something silly. The ad also says it can be used as a study room and even has karaoke.

Last week, I gave my highschool students a lecture on Engrish and used many images from the site for a slideshow. R and L is dangerous!

c.rob
06-23-2006, 07:41 AM
my favorite is the "I'll make love to you" stationary, I would totally buy that

J. R. Scherer
06-23-2006, 07:50 AM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/god-jesus.jpg

I love this!

NO! He doesn't answer your prayers!

half guard
06-23-2006, 07:50 AM
my favorite is the "I'll make love to you" stationary, I would totally buy that

except that it's uber-creepy since the person saying 'i'll make love to you' appeas to be an adolescent girl.

Adam Beranek
06-23-2006, 08:01 AM
"Crap your hands" Elmo rules!!!!

c.rob
06-23-2006, 08:09 AM
except that it's uber-creepy since the person saying 'i'll make love to you' appeas to be an adolescent girl.
ever been to bama?

AAlgar
06-23-2006, 08:11 AM
This is actually a "love hotel." Because young people live with their parents until they're married and walls are literally paper thin, love hotels offer a get away by the hour. They all have funny names and can be recognized by "hotel" written in English with something silly. The ad also says it can be used as a study room and even has karaoke.

Last week, I gave my highschool students a lecture on Engrish and used many images from the site for a slideshow. R and L is dangerous!

So... they really mean "come on my house"?

half guard
06-23-2006, 08:15 AM
ever been to bama?

no. and i'm scared to ask why.

Persevering Guy
06-23-2006, 08:22 AM
So... they really mean "come on my house"?
Probably not because the Japanese word for come is "go." I swear, everythings opposite here =)

Bill?
06-23-2006, 08:22 AM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/god-jesus.jpg

I love this!

NO! He doesn't answer your prayers!

Robot God-Jesus helps those who help themselves.

Philip J Eaves
06-23-2006, 09:42 AM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/charley-support-you.jpg

I'm not even sure what that is...
and who the hell is Charley?

Professor Oreo
06-23-2006, 10:04 AM
My girlfriend loves that site. Although, I think I filled my Engrish quota playing poorly translated NES games in the 80's.