Who is the biggest geek on this board?

[DaGetHighKnight]

Im trying to figure it out... Any nominations?

[Brian Defferding]

All depends on what's defined as geek. With that being said, I say Raydawggie.

[TIP]

http://evoluted.net/stuff/geek.jpg

[Flonk]

Ray. :roll:


Unless, of course, we're talking about actual size.









;)

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Easy. Bill Ryan.

Remember when he had over 10,000 posts before anyone else?

Yeah, Bill.

[Jonny Z]

ray, without a doubt.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Ray. :roll:
Kevin.

[joeyart]

It's probably someone no one even knows....keeps to themselves...

it's always the quiet ones, ya know...

...

Wait that's serial killers...

Biggest geek? I dunno.

[AAlgar]

Nah, Ray's had girlfriends. Shouldn't that disqualify him?

[Gregory]

You've gotta be kidding. Ray doesn't even come close to the real geek. I won't say his name so this doesn't get out of hand. But it ain't Ray.

[MIKE D]

Ray, Shmay. It's WinterRose.

[DaGetHighKnight]

My boy ray is def. one to be considered but i wouldnt call him The Biggest.. Also getting laid does not cramp your geekhood.

[TIP]

My boy ray is def. one to be considered but i wouldnt call him The Biggest.. Also getting laid does not cramp your geekhood.

troo dat.

T

[AAlgar]

Ray, Shmay. It's WinterRose.

Well, drawing up your own Fembot schematics is worth an awful lot of :nerd: points.

[DaGetHighKnight]

http://evoluted.net/stuff/geek.jpg

Dude, i thought you said you didnt have your highschool graduation pic anymore...!!

[Adrian B AWESOME]

You've gotta be kidding. Ray doesn't even come close to the real geek. I won't say his name so this doesn't get out of hand. But it ain't Ray.
Too late. Spill it.

[Ray G.]

The biggest geek must be one who lives and breathes the geekhood. Me, I vent all my geekiness on this board and live my life with a secret identity of a mild-mannered overly hairy young jewish man. 100% of my geekiness is distilled here and in suitable release points, such as conventions. :cool:

[Flonk]

Ray, Shmay. It's WinterRose.


ooooh! Good one!

[BWC Boston]

Nah, Ray's had girlfriends. Shouldn't that disqualify him?
Ah, but shouldn't the "girlfriends" be disqualified, as they were mostly Sharpie and dreams?

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Well, drawing up your own Fembot schematics is worth an awful lot of :nerd: points.
I need a link.

[Jonny Z]

Ray, Shmay. It's WinterRose.

you know what, i never cop to being wrong, but i gotta give it up this time. my bad.

[Ray G.]

Ah, but shouldn't the "girlfriends" be disqualified, as they were mostly Sharpie and dreams?

Actually, my copy of Supergirl #5 has been more supportive to my ambitions than my last girlfriend, which really says it all about that relationship.

[JABSEN]

Ray, Shmay. It's WinterRose.Correct.

[AAlgar]

I need a link.

Most of what I remember was on the Image boards. But he does talk about it quite a lot.

[Adrian B AWESOME]

So...what now? Do we buy him a plaque or something?

[Adrian B AWESOME]

Most of what I remember was on the Image boards. But he does talk about it quite a lot.
Most of you guys and gals know I type tons of shit...but here...words fail me.

[Gregory]

Too late. Spill it.

They said it: WinterRose.

And this nailed it for me:

Powered by a micro-matter antimatter reaction unit enclosed in a dimensionally trancendental space in her chest cavity, power is delivered to her myomer musculature, sensors, hydraulics and matter conversion units via a 'circulatory' system containing a silvery superconductive fluid. Lubrication for moving parts is unnecessary, as those surfaces are frictionless. Bodily 'fluids' are comprised of matter-rearranged airborne pollutants and water vapor 'breathed' in, carbonated and vaguely peach flavoured.

I mean, JESUS ...

[Ray G.]

you know what, i never cop to being wrong, but i gotta give it up this time. my bad.

But he's pretty outside the geek mainstream. The guy's an anarchist with apparent ties to the BDSM underworld. He's a complete category unto himself.

I'd have to say one of our younger posters would win the title. Movie Maker(for the enthusiasm and talent he embraces his geekiness with) or Kelemanga(for being Kelemanga).

[MIKE D]

So...what now? Do we buy him a plaque or something?


Well, a plaque is cheaper than a life, so sure.

[AAlgar]

Just yesterday, in the "does porn dehumanize woman [sic]" thread:


Hell, you folks know my fetish. The less human and the more robotic the better.


From a "sex toy" thread back in April:


Ahem. Yes.

And considering I wrote the faq on robot fetishes out there, I'm quite aware of Abyss Productions' 'REAL DOLL' line of products. They're rather customizable, and would seem to be THE most expensive sex toy you'll ever find anywhere short of a gold and diamond studded fleshlight or anal plug. Last I heard, realdolls sold for upwards of 6500 bucks.

Essentially, for thems that don't know, it's a very advanced sex doll, molded from real people and made of solid silicone rubber compounds over a metallic skeleton. They're supposed to feel very nearly realistic, as opposed to making whoopie with an inflated raincoat. You can choose between skin tones, faces, measurements, hair, endowments, makeups and individual features from what would seem to be an ever expanding line.

SO yeah. Women seem to get the myriad of interesting toys. You can do more interesting things to a female bod. There's not much for guys who aren't into something that'll give their old prostate a good rubbing. (Rather cruel to put such an erogenous zone past such an uncomfortable barrier I MUST say.) But if you got the bucks... You can get THE best sex toy there is.

[DaGetHighKnight]

Well, a plaque is cheaper than a life, so sure.


Oh shit!:lol:

[The Human Target]

I had a shirt specially made with "Dungeon Master" over the breast pocket.

Do.... do I win?

[DaGetHighKnight]

I had a shirt specially made with "Dungeon Master" over the breast pocket.

Do.... do I win?

No but you get a slap in the head!;-)

[AAlgar]

I had a shirt specially made with "Dungeon Master" over the breast pocket.

Do.... do I win?

I have seen this shirt. It made me want to stuff him into a locker.

[Flonk]

Well this thread went from fun ball busting to downright creepy and weird. :?

[TIP]

I had a shirt specially made with "Dungeon Master" over the breast pocket.

Do.... do I win?

Make your saving throw and you will.


T

[Susan BANthony]

Drrrrrrrama!