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LenNWallace
06-11-2006, 08:14 PM
I had breakfast at McDonalds this morning, and they kept showing it repeatedly on CNN. I'm trying to EAT here!

Fucking media...

TheKraken
06-11-2006, 08:15 PM
My favorite was a FOX News clip on the Daily Show last week with an old picture of him and a new picture with "Alive" and "Dead" under them... :lol: How fucking ridiculous is that?

dEnny!
06-11-2006, 08:16 PM
I had breakfast at McDonalds this morning, and they kept showing it repeatedly on CNN. I'm trying to EAT here!

Fucking media...

You watch too much television. I have yet to see his bloated dead face.

Of course I've been pretty busy this weekend with birthing class, baby shower, traveling, working, church, and hanging out with my friends on Friday night watching two crappy movies: Into the Blue and Aeon Flux.

TheTravis!
06-11-2006, 08:20 PM
You watch too much television. I have yet to see his bloated dead face.

Of course I've been pretty busy this weekend with birthing class, baby shower, traveling, working, church, and hanging out with my friends on Friday night watching two crappy movies: Into the Blue and Aeon Flux.

Dead bloated face > Either of those movies.

LenNWallace
06-11-2006, 08:28 PM
My favorite was a FOX News clip on the Daily Show last week with an old picture of him and a new picture with "Alive" and "Dead" under them... :lol: How fucking ridiculous is that?

"Carpet bombing helped ME lose fifty pounds! Thanks, Carpet Bombing!"


You watch too much television. I have yet to see his bloated dead face.

Of course I've been pretty busy this weekend with birthing class, baby shower, traveling, working, church, and hanging out with my friends on Friday night watching two crappy movies: Into the Blue and Aeon Flux.
That;s the thing, I really don't. They had it on in Mickey Dees while I was feasting on my craptacular breakfast burrito. They showed it like, 8 times in 15 minutes.

I weep for the children today who have to see a bloated, dead terrorist on television with blood encrusted on his face and under his nose.

"Hey kids! Remember when life used to be simple and cool?"


Dead bloated face > Either of those movies.

Word.

TheKraken
06-11-2006, 08:30 PM
Dead bloated face > Either of those movies.

Hey, now, those movie may be crap, but dead bloated face is in no way > to Jessica Alba's barely-covered ass... :D

Adrian B AWESOME
06-11-2006, 08:32 PM
Hey, now, those movie may be crap, but dead bloated face is in no way > to Jessica Alba's barely-covered ass... :D
Dead Jessica Alba>Bloated barely-covered ass

TheKraken
06-11-2006, 08:33 PM
Dead Jessica Alba>Bloated barely-covered ass

I think I saw that movie. Dario Argento, right?

LenNWallace
06-11-2006, 08:34 PM
Dead Jessica Alba>Bloated barely-covered ass
=Still hot and talentless

TheTravis!
06-11-2006, 08:37 PM
I had breakfast at McDonalds this morning, and they kept showing it repeatedly on CNN. I'm trying to EAT here!

Fucking media...
I think the lesson to be learned here is to not eat at McDonald's.

SteveFlack
06-11-2006, 08:38 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/skeetzjackson/warmupvirgins.jpg

Actual New York Post cover from Friday, June 9th.

-Steve!

TheKraken
06-11-2006, 08:39 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/skeetzjackson/warmupvirgins.jpg

Actual New York Post cover from Friday, June 9th.

-Steve!


:nonono2:

TheTravis!
06-11-2006, 08:42 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/skeetzjackson/warmupvirgins.jpg

Actual New York Post cover from Friday, June 9th.

-Steve!
Sometimes I hate us.

Modok Gas
06-11-2006, 09:00 PM
Something's going to happen to the NY Post editor

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2006, 09:06 PM
What happened to him? I thought he was just arrested? If I'm confused, forgive me.

TheTravis!
06-11-2006, 09:07 PM
What happened to him? I thought he was just arrested? If I'm confused, forgive me.
We dropped two bombs on his house. Causing him to become dead.

Edit: We being the United States. Not the Bendis Board.

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2006, 09:21 PM
We dropped two bombs on his house. Causing him to become dead.

Edit: We being the United States. Not the Bendis Board.

Oh, this isn't the guy that was just convicted (which was what I meant to type). I can't keep middle eastern names straight, but I'm sure they think there are way too many Ryan's in America. Oh well.

TheTravis!
06-11-2006, 09:22 PM
Oh, this isn't the guy that was just convicted (which was what I meant to type). I can't keep middle eastern names straight, but I'm sure they think there are way too many Ryan's in America. Oh well.
This was the head of Al Qaeda in Iraq. And a more righteous asshole you would have been hard pressed to find.

NATE!
06-11-2006, 09:24 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/skeetzjackson/warmupvirgins.jpg

Actual New York Post cover from Friday, June 9th.

-Steve!

Hilarious.

NATE!
06-11-2006, 09:25 PM
We dropped two bombs on his house. Causing him to become dead.

Edit: We being the United States. Not the Bendis Board.

You can tell. Had it been the Bendis Board, we would have dropped accusations of racism and Ted Rall cartoons. Probably would have killed him just as well.

Angel of Distraction
06-11-2006, 09:27 PM
And a more righteous asshole you would have been hard pressed to find.

You know who I was thinking of posting a picture of, so I don't even have to do it.:D

stevapalooza
06-11-2006, 09:30 PM
Oh, this isn't the guy that was just convicted (which was what I meant to type). I can't keep middle eastern names straight, but I'm sure they think there are way too many Ryan's in America. Oh well.


He was the one behind all the beheading videos. He's like the Ryan Seacrest of beheadings.

Zarqawi..out!

Ray G.
06-12-2006, 05:12 AM
This is why I love the NY Post. :)

LenNWallace
06-12-2006, 05:15 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i138/skeetzjackson/warmupvirgins.jpg

Actual New York Post cover from Friday, June 9th.

-Steve!
Classy... REEEEAL classy.

stevapalooza
06-12-2006, 01:31 PM
And whoever does their lettering is awful.

TheTravis!
06-12-2006, 01:43 PM
This is why I love the NY Post. :)
Because it's written for fucking illiterates like yourself?

Ray G.
06-12-2006, 03:56 PM
Because it's written for fucking illiterates like yourself?

Normally I would be offended by this, but does this mean I'm off your ignore list? :D

I still like you.