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Angel of Distraction
06-05-2006, 11:09 PM
Did you know Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door?

Did you know Chuck Norris once had sex with a cigarette machine in an airport in Osaka?

Did you know Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits?

Did you know that when Chuck Norris goes to give blood, he declines the needle and asks for a bucket and a handgun?
NATE!
06-05-2006, 11:50 PM
Carl Barks didn't die. Chuck Norris brought Scrooge McDuck to life and made him suffocate Barks with a money bag with a big green dollar sign on it.
Angel of Distraction
06-06-2006, 12:08 AM
Carl Barks didn't die. Chuck Norris brought Scrooge McDuck to life and made him suffocate Barks with a money bag with a big green dollar sign on it.

Nice use of context.:grope:
Simps
06-06-2006, 12:11 AM
Did you know Chuck Norris jokes stopped being relevant 5 months ago?
Angel of Distraction
06-06-2006, 06:55 AM
Did you know Chuck Norris jokes stopped being relevant 5 months ago?

Did you know you're a whiny fun killer?
Gregory
06-06-2006, 06:57 AM
All the Chuck Norris love is destroyed by his infomercial with Christie Brinkley.
Angel of Distraction
06-06-2006, 06:58 AM
All the Chuck Norris love is destroyed by his infommercial with Christie Brinkley.

Fortunately I don't watch TV, and have never seena Chuck Norris movie, or I might not find these funny.
TheGibson
06-06-2006, 07:05 AM
Chuck Norris will never die. Instead, he will go nova.
Angel of Distraction
06-06-2006, 07:09 AM
Chuck Norris will never die. Instead, he will go nova.

Chuck Norris once made a bet with NASA that he could enter the Earth's atmosphere without burning up. In 1999 a naked Chuck Norris streaked across 14 states. NASA claimed it was a comet, but they still owe him a beer.
Dreg
06-06-2006, 07:25 AM
None of these jokes would be clogging the internet if Bill Brasky hadn't mugged Norris and gone on a rampage with his stolen ID. In fact, it was the sight of Brasky's massive testicles being forcibly teabagged into his mouth that inspired Norris to star in the movie "Sidekicks." And cinema history would never be the same again.
M. Sean McManus
06-06-2006, 07:50 AM
Did you know Chuck Norris jokes stopped being relevant 5 months ago?
Knock, Knock.

Whos' there?

Lou Ferrigno killed Chuck Norris.

No shit?

No shit.

Read it here: NEWS STORY (http://www.louferrigno.com)