View Full Version : Boost Humphrey_Lee's ego
The Roman Candle
06-04-2006, 09:50 PM
Cheer up the Bendis Board's resident morose motherfucker!
Lookit them muscles!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/HumphreyLee/Picture012.jpg
Sportin' the suit, like James Bond and shit!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/HumphreyLee/Picture042.jpg
Humphrey_Lee IS FUCKING AWESOME. TELL HIM SO, I COMMAND IT!
Blandy vs Terrorism
06-04-2006, 09:53 PM
If I were a woman (or gay) I'd let him pee in my butt.
BWC Boston
06-04-2006, 09:53 PM
He's in much better shape than me (way to go, man!), and I sometimes have the sex. I don't know what his excuse is.
Jerome Gibbons
06-04-2006, 09:54 PM
That's Humphrey_Lee?
MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APART
The Roman Candle
06-04-2006, 09:55 PM
If I were a woman (or gay) I'd let him pee in my butt.
This is an excellent example of what a reply to this thread should look like.
BWC Boston
06-04-2006, 09:56 PM
This is an excellent example of what a reply to this thread should look like.
I said he was in better shape than me, and implied he deserves the sex, WHAT MORE CAN ONE MAN DO???
The Roman Candle
06-04-2006, 10:01 PM
I said he was in better shape than me, and implied he deserves the sex, WHAT MORE CAN ONE MAN DO???
Two words: Hookers.
... beer.
Jerome Gibbons
06-04-2006, 10:02 PM
I said he was in better shape than me, and implied he deserves the sex, WHAT MORE CAN ONE MAN DO???
Give him the sex...
Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2006, 10:03 PM
This is an excellent example of what a reply to this thread should look like.
Eh, he just thinks that's what I want to hear....
...... well, okay, it is, but for god's sakes man NOT IN PUBLIC!!
Jerome Gibbons
06-04-2006, 10:05 PM
Eh, he just thinks that's what I want to hear....
...... well, okay, it is, but for god's sakes man NOT IN PUBLIC!!
Hey Humph man, I just wanted to say that you are awesome and I still can't believe you made me watch as you made sweet love to my mother and brought her to three simultaneous screaming orgasms.
Blandy vs Terrorism
06-04-2006, 10:06 PM
Eh, he just thinks that's what I want to hear....
...... well, okay, it is, but for god's sakes man NOT IN PUBLIC!!
:Oops:
The Roman Candle
06-04-2006, 10:07 PM
Eh, he just thinks that's what I want to hear....
...... well, okay, it is, but for god's sakes man NOT IN PUBLIC!!
It's not public if we pretend not to notice...
Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2006, 10:07 PM
Hey Humph man, I just wanted to say that you are awesome and I still can't believe you made me watch as you made sweet love to my mother and brought her to three simultaneous screaming orgasms.
See, I appreciate the sentiment, but come on, no need to exaggerate...
If I could actually do stuff like that do you think I would be a) a quote/unquote "morose motherfucker" and b) here instead of actually doing that to said mother right now?
.........
.......... so wait, you're saying your mom is a screamer?
The Roman Candle
06-04-2006, 10:09 PM
See, I appreciate the sentiment, but come on, no need to exaggerate...
If I could actually do stuff like that do you think I would be a) a quote/unquote "morose motherfucker"
But you CAN do that stuff! The only reason you're a "morose motherfucker" is because you don't! REACH OUT AND GRAB LIFE BY THE TITS!
Blandy vs Terrorism
06-04-2006, 10:10 PM
But you CAN do that stuff! The only reason you're a "morose motherfucker" is because you don't! REACH OUT AND GRAB LIFE BY THE TITS!
Sig'd!
Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2006, 10:10 PM
But you CAN do that stuff! The only reason you're a "morose motherfucker" is because you don't! REACH OUT AND GRAB LIFE BY THE TITS!
... his mom's or yours?
This thread really is only reminding me that it's been two weeks since I've called my own mother.....
Blandy vs Terrorism
06-04-2006, 10:12 PM
... his mom's or yours?
This thread really is only reminding me that it's been two weeks since I've called my own mother.....
Tell 'er I said hi.
Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2006, 10:13 PM
Tell 'er I said hi.
You didn't even send her anything for Mother's Day!!! ASS!!!
The Roman Candle
06-04-2006, 10:14 PM
... his mom's or yours?
This thread really is only reminding me that it's been two weeks since I've called my own mother.....
His. She's almost assuredly hotter, and hopefully doesn't have a boyfriend as large and frightening as my mother's.
Also, you should call your mom. She loves you bunches.
Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2006, 10:20 PM
His. She's almost assuredly hotter, and hopefully doesn't have a boyfriend as large and frightening as my mother's.
Also, you should call your mom. She loves you bunches.
It might be worth it if her side of the family is where you got the beard from :grope:
And "loves you bunches" is exactly what my mom used to say when I would catch her "accidentally" flavoring my dinner with rat poison........ oh her and her crazy ways.
Blandy vs Terrorism
06-04-2006, 10:21 PM
You didn't even send her anything for Mother's Day!!! ASS!!!
Oh, I gave her something, alright..... :heybaby:
The Roman Candle
06-04-2006, 10:21 PM
It might be worth it if her side of the family is where you got the beard from :grope:
I'm confused... you want a woman with a beard? My mother does not have one.
Vroom_Socko
06-04-2006, 10:25 PM
I'm confused... you want a woman with a beard? My mother does not have one.
The problem is that Humph has seriously high standards.
Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2006, 10:25 PM
The problem is that Humph has seriously high standards.
I loves my women with excess testosterone okay!!!
Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2006, 10:27 PM
Oh, I gave her something, alright..... :heybaby:
Ah, so that's why I've found so many empty D-volt battery packages around lately.....
Blandy vs Terrorism
06-04-2006, 10:27 PM
I loves my women with excess testosterone okay!!!
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/chyna1.jpg
Humphrey_Lee
06-04-2006, 10:31 PM
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/chyna1.jpg
See, that is what I'm talking about...
Anyone got her/its number?
sans serif
06-04-2006, 11:41 PM
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/chyna1.jpg
She would be the man in the relationship.
copypastepuke
06-04-2006, 11:50 PM
i have always wanted to see what would happen if the guy in his sig did pull the trigger
Vroom_Socko
06-04-2006, 11:51 PM
i have always wanted to see what would happen if the guy in his sig did pull the trigger
I'm not even going to touch that line...
Your Pal, Carl
06-04-2006, 11:52 PM
See, that is what I'm talking about...
Anyone got her/its number?
This guy might have it.
http://www.armpitwrestling.com/Pics/SeanWaltman.jpg
Humphrey_Lee
06-05-2006, 12:09 AM
She would be the man in the relationship.
Well, she probably not only benches more than me, but I've unfortunately have seen her little, uh, video, and from what I took in on there.....
....... I wonder what size pants she wears.....
Mike Haseloff
06-05-2006, 12:17 AM
I said he was in better shape than me, and implied he deserves the sex, WHAT MORE CAN ONE MAN DO???That's so obvious it barely deserves a response...:
BWCAKKE!
Humphrey_Lee
06-05-2006, 12:19 AM
That's so obvious it barely deserves a response...:
BWCAKKE!
And now you've gone and officially fucked up my dedicated thread......
And I was feeling so special there for a second.....
...... mainly because Carl was letting me rub his sexy dome....... and his head too...
Mike Haseloff
06-05-2006, 12:26 AM
And now you've gone and officially fucked up my dedicated thread......
And I was feeling so special there for a second.....
...... mainly because Carl was letting me rub his sexy dome....... and his head too...Hey, I was offering what he didn't.
Don't worry... *whimsical whistling*... bukkake!
Your Pal, Carl
06-05-2006, 12:29 AM
And now you've gone and officially fucked up my dedicated thread......
And I was feeling so special there for a second.....
...... mainly because Carl was letting me rub his sexy dome....... and his head too...
:grope:
james michael
06-05-2006, 12:32 AM
id hit it...
Humphrey_Lee
06-05-2006, 12:34 AM
id hit it...
Yes, I know...... I've got the letters to prove it.....
.... do you always write love notes in blood?
Humphrey Lee is too cool for school. He's easily in my top 5 list of favorite Bendis Boarders.
Humphrey_Lee
06-05-2006, 09:52 PM
Humphrey Lee is too cool for school. He's easily in my top 5 list of favorite Bendis Boarders.
One, school is lame anyways, so that's not much of an accomplishment on my part. Unless it's a kinky school, then I can dig.
And two, who the hell are these other four?
Just, y'know, curious......... *sharpens machete*
One, school is lame anyways, so that's not much of an accomplishment on my part. Unless it's a kinky school, then I can dig.
And two, who the hell are these other four?
Just, y'know, curious......... *sharpens machete*
*hides other four*
What other four?
JABSEN
06-06-2006, 09:02 AM
*hides other four*
What other four?Am I one of the Four?:Please:
Tag!
Am I one of the Four?:Please:
Tag!
I actually consider you a part of the Shadows boarders.
But now that you tagged me...
JABSEN
06-06-2006, 09:07 AM
:D
Oh and Humphrey Lee is the..umm..awesomest...Totally.
Humphrey_Lee
06-06-2006, 10:07 AM
I actually consider you a part of the Shadows boarders.
But now that you tagged me...
Awww........ but it's my thread... how come I don't get to tag the hottie, even in my own thread?
...... Life just sucks :-?
Awww........ but it's my thread... how come I don't get to tag the hottie, even in my own thread?
...... Life just sucks :-?
You've gotta go sign up if you want to play tag.
Do it!
Humphrey_Lee
06-06-2006, 10:20 AM
You've gotta go sign up if you want to play tag.
Do it!
...... I have to sign a form if I want to tag hotties?
Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me this back in high school?
...... I have to sign a form if I want to tag hotties?
Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me this back in high school?
It was mixed in with one of the packets they sent home to our parents.
Humphrey_Lee
06-06-2006, 10:34 AM
It was mixed in with one of the packets they sent home to our parents.
I knew my parents never wanted me to get any......... some sort of cruel punishement for walking in on them all the time I'll bet....
... *goes back to sharpening machete*
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