What's your weirdest celebrity crush?

[Masculine Todd]

Well? Mine is definitely Brian K. Vaughan. That man is gorgeous.

[YouStayClassy]

Mine should be fairly obvious (and no, it's not Kevin Spacey). I just want to stress it's purely a physical thing... her actions are quite repulsive to me and the whole point of my admonishing screen name.

[Albert]

Mine should be fairly obvious (and no, it's not Kevin Spacey). I just want to stress it's purely a physical thing... her actions are quite repulsive to me and the whole point of my admonishing screen name.

Rob Liefeld isn't a her.

[YouStayClassy]

Rob Liefeld isn't a her.

:rofl:

Darn it, I thought I had all my bases covered too.

[Masculine Todd]

Rob Liefeld isn't a her.

You know, I met Mr. Liefeld for the first time last year, and he isn't too shabby on the ol' eyes either. There is alot of hot professionals in comics. John Cassaday, BKV, Liefeld, Marc Silvestri, David Mack, that fucking stud Brian Bendis

[YouStayClassy]

You know, I met Mr. Liefeld for the first time last year, and he isn't too shabby on the ol' eyes either. There is alot of hot professionals in comics. John Cassaday, BKV, Liefeld, Marc Silvestri, David Mack, that fucking stud Brian Bendis

Hey, Liefeld is a former jeans model after all. No one can ever take that away from him.

[Masculine Todd]

Hey, Liefeld is a former jeans model after all. No one can ever take that away from him.

This I did not know. When?

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

This I did not know. When?
92-93
i forget if it was for Calvin Klein or for Guess

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

oh, and Sophia Copolla
a lot of people say she's ugly, i don't agree

[Masculine Todd]

92-93
i forget if it was for Calvin Klein or for Guess

Comic penciler by day, jean model by night, what does he do with his mornings?

[Albert]

You know, I met Mr. Liefeld for the first time last year, and he isn't too shabby on the ol' eyes either.

He sort of has that jock, frat boy look, though.

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

Comic penciler by day, jean model by night, what does he do with his mornings?
at the time?
apparently lots of cocaine

[andrew french]

steve buscemi.

though, i don't think it's weird.

[The Roman Candle]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

[Jew Mafia]

Gabrielle Anwar, not particularly weird but pretty random.

[The Roman Candle]

oh, and Sophia Copolla
a lot of people say she's ugly, i don't agree

I'll second that.

[Susan BANthony]

92-93
i forget if it was for Calvin Klein or for Guess

Levi's, actually. Those horribly crappy Spike Lee commericals.

[Masculine Todd]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

How is this weird. She is an attractive woman.

[andrew french]

oh, and Sophia Copolla
a lot of people say she's ugly, i don't agree

for lost in translation, she'll always be in my heart.

[Blake Sims]

oh, and Sophia Copolla
a lot of people say she's ugly, i don't agree
god she's sooo cute

I would love to meet her.

[sonnylarue]

the way too pale Rose McGowan.

I bet you can see her whole circulatory system when you see her up close.

http://images.phun.org/phun/galleries/rose_mcgowan/Rose_McGowan_38.jpg

[kritty]

prince...i know i know

[The Roman Candle]

How is this weird. She is an attractive woman.

Because she's old and Jewish. I hate old people, and I hate Jewish women. However, I would hit that. I would hit that hard and it would be fucking kosher.

[Masculine Todd]

prince...i know i know

You are not alone. That man is raw sexual energy

[James Patrick]

Lassie.

[Masculine Todd]

Lassie.

That's one hot bitch...no, nothing? Fuck you, its funny!

[Jen Grunwald]

Seth Rogan...

::sigh::

:rogue:

[Vonn Hennigar]

Seth Rogan...

::sigh::

:rogue:

Who's That?

Joe Rogans Midget Brother?

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

for lost in translation, she'll always be in my heart.
it's not even a "her talent makes her hot" sort of thing
i find her legitimately sexually attractive

[Taxman]

Seth Rogan...

::sigh::

:rogue:Did you mean Seth Rogen?

[Susan BANthony]

prince...i know i know

If Prince is a weird crush, color me fucking bizarre. The man is pure sex.

And I'll go with the one I always say in these types of threads...Oliver Platt. Wit is sexy.

[Hawkdevil]

The pink power ranger!

[kritty]

isn't he dead?

[kritty]

oliver platt

[kritty]

isnt oliver platt dead?

[Susan BANthony]

oliver platt

If he's dead, his corpse was pretty convincing on West Wing. :?

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

Michael Pitt
i'm straight, but i would have crazy, crazy sex with that man

[Jen Grunwald]

Did you mean Seth Rogen?

Yes. Typo. Appropo for the Bendis board!

:rogue:

[copypastepuke]

kirkman.

[Patrick J]

That mannish looking "model" that played Arclight in X3... I just wanna fuckin' punch it in the face...

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

Comic penciler by day, jean model by night, what does he do with his mornings?
Not take anatomy lessons.

[Taxman]

Yes. Typo. Appropo for the Bendis board!

:rogue:Typos are never appropriate for an editor. :nonono2:

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/djblandy/christian-bale-2.jpg

[Genius J]

Queen Isabella of Spain.

[methos1978]

Jane Skinner on foxnews

[EximiusVir]

Bendis.....
oh wait, you said celebrity....

[Hate_Prime]

Olsen twins.

Not that weird. Compared to you freaks' choices.

[Foolish Mortal]

Bendis.....
oh wait, you said celebrity....

*zing!*

:lol:

[EasyE726]

Joan Cusak.

She has that MILF appeal..

[Jen Grunwald]

Typos are never appropriate for an editor. :nonono2:

Editors are not quite the same as proofreaders!

:evil:

:rogue:

[Jen Grunwald]

Who's That?

Joe Rogans Midget Brother?

He's the big guy in 40-year-old virgin and he was also in Undeclared and Freaks and Geeks. :heybaby:

:rogue:

[EximiusVir]

Freeks and Geeks.

ALMOST lasted longer than that MTV Spider-man show.

Who WROTE that CRAP anyway?

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

He's the big guy in 40-year-old virgin and he was also in Undeclared and Freaks and Geeks. :heybaby:

:rogue:
really freaked me out when i found out he is 23

[YouStayClassy]

Bendis.....
oh wait, you said celebrity....

Hey, he was name checked on an episode of Duel Masters. If that's not celebrity, I don't know what is...

[CapnChaos]

Michelle Malkin

[Shepherd]

Janeane Garofalo

When I was a 16 year old boy watching "The Truth about Cats and Dogs," I kept wondering why Uma Thurman was supposed to be the "pretty one" in that movie. I would definitely have taken Janeane over her.

R

[Dreg]

That chick from Mythbusters. Carol?

[Shepherd]

That chick from Mythbusters. Carol?

Carrie. That's not weird at all. She's very hot. Although, for some reason this season she's less so.

R

[SteveZegers]

Carrie. That's not weird at all. She's very hot. Although, for some reason this season she's less so.

R
She did something stupid with her hair. Still really cute though.

[Shepherd]

She did something stupid with her hair. Still really cute though.

She was way cuter when her hair was natural, though.

R

[Adam Beranek]

Joan Rivers and Kathie Lee Gifford...my mind hates them....but my penis loves them

[SteveZegers]

She was way cuter when her hair was natural, though.

R
Couldn't agree more. Little disappointed that she was in FHM. Makes he less of a "real girl" to me.

[Shepherd]

Couldn't agree more. Little disappointed that she was in FHM. Makes he less of a "real girl" to me.

I didn't know she was in FHM. That's too bad.

R

[Dreg]

I didn't know she was in FHM. That's too bad.

R

Oh, em, gee. Pix please. Colon, close parenthesis.

[Jen Grunwald]

Freeks and Geeks.

ALMOST lasted longer than that MTV Spider-man show.

Who WROTE that CRAP anyway?

Which are you calling crap?! I seriously hope not Freaks and Geeks!!! That show is GREAT! (And so is Undeclared, by the same guy I believe.)

:rogue:

[Jen Grunwald]

really freaked me out when i found out he is 23

:eek: !!!!!!!!! Seriously?! That's nuts!!!! I need to go to imdb....:Oops:

:rogue:

[Jen Grunwald]

Joan Rivers and Kathie Lee Gifford...my mind hates them....but my penis loves them

Joan... Rivers...

That is terrifying...:scared:

:rogue:

[Adam Beranek]

Joan... Rivers...

That is terrifying...:scared:

:rogue:

I know...I am a freak...I can't help it. I dated a girl almost as annoying as her....and I think something in Joan's voice reminds my jang of all the sex I had with that girl.

[wabi-sabi]

Janeane Garofalo

When I was a 16 year old boy watching "The Truth about Cats and Dogs," I kept wondering why Uma Thurman was supposed to be the "pretty one" in that movie. I would definitely have taken Janeane over her.

R
I was the same way with that movie. Then I realized I don't like blondes.

[Pigpen]

She's completely insane and a sloppy drunk, but God help me I would hit that shit HARD.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6523/936870big9tf.jpg

[Adam Beranek]

She's completely insane and a sloppy drunk, but God help me I would hit that shit HARD.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6523/936870big9tf.jpg

Me too :grope:

[Man In Street]

She's completely insane and a sloppy drunk, but God help me I would hit that shit HARD.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6523/936870big9tf.jpg
She got pregenant not too long ago.

[Brian Defferding]

She's completely insane and a sloppy drunk, but God help me I would hit that shit HARD.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6523/936870big9tf.jpg
Amen, brother.

[RickM]

Elizabeth Vargas from ABC News

I'm also partial to Fran Drescher

[Caley Tibbittz]

oh, and Sophia Copolla
a lot of people say she's ugly, i don't agree
Good answer. I also think she's a good actress. Screw the critics.

[Jade]

What's your weirdest celebrity crush?

I'm not falling for this one... I will not be mocked! There's already too many people out there who know about my many weird celebrity crushes...

[Caley Tibbittz]

I'm not falling for this one... I will not be mocked! There's already too many people out there who know about my many weird celebrity crushes...
*TAG*

[Fourthman]

I don't know her name but I like the fat chick the probie was dating last season on Rescue Me.

[james michael]

justin long

[Boris the Blade]

Joan Cusak.

She has that MILF appeal..
Totally. Majorly fuckable in Addams Family Values.

[YouStayClassy]

Janeane Garofalo

When I was a 16 year old boy watching "The Truth about Cats and Dogs," I kept wondering why Uma Thurman was supposed to be the "pretty one" in that movie. I would definitely have taken Janeane over her.

R

Yes, she is crazy hot to me too.

[Captain Sensation]

Shit, i cant think of anyone, obvious choice would be angelina jolie, but a long time ago i told myself not to even crush on these people. Nevermind the fact that i wouldnt be able to see them, touch them, let alone date. I just played it safe on my emotions and wrote most of them off as fake disease infested selfish idiots. With that said, i think i have a crush on Lisa Loeb. Of course its only weird cause i have no idea what she looks like, its solely on her voice.

[Adam Beranek]

With that said, i think i have a crush on Lisa Loeb. Of course its only weird cause i have no idea what she looks like, its solely on her voice.


She is probably the cutest girl in the world.

[Captain Sensation]

She is probably the cutest girl in the world.

Ill take your word for it, but im too lazy to look up pics, that and i think my "crush" will disappear once i do.

[Adam Beranek]

Ill take your word for it, but im too lazy to look up pics, that and i think my "crush" will disappear once i do.

If you wanna see the goodnees....

http://vienvoir.free.fr/stars/Lisa_Loeb_1024x768_001.jpg

[T-Dro]

Tony Shalhoub & Hugh Laurie. Though really I may be having a crush on "Monk" & "House".

[dwam0]

When Roseanne Barr did that Vanity Fair pictorail, rolling around in the mud in a skimpy outfit, I found it distrubingly erotic. I couldn't stop thinking about her and it bothered me because I didn't like her or her husband then Tom Arnold. It took a while for that one to wear off.

[Captain Sensation]

If you wanna see the goodnees....

http://vienvoir.free.fr/stars/Lisa_Loeb_1024x768_001.jpg


Damn you, and you know i have a thing for girls with glasses!!!
well...if you didnt, i guess i just announced it to everyone.
Now im trying to picture her with her hair down without the glasses.
Shes pretty and doesnt come off as supermodel-hooker-sperm dumpster.

[The Roman Candle]

Ill take your word for it, but im too lazy to look up pics, that and i think my "crush" will disappear once i do.

You... you mean you missed the glut of animated giffs of her walking around in a thong?



I'm totally serious, here. Not just teasing.

[Captain Sensation]

You... you mean you missed the glut of animated giffs of her walking around in a thong?



I'm totally serious, here. Not just teasing.

I remember hearing shit about her on here, something about her making a tv appearance. Some shit bendis posted, i think it was you or someone else who posted what you were referring to, but i missed that, care to share?

[Adam Beranek]

Damn you, and you know i have a thing for girls with glasses!!!
well...if you didnt, i guess i just announced it to everyone.
Now im trying to picture her with her hair down without the glasses.
Shes pretty and doesnt come off as supermodel-hooker-sperm dumpster.

She is pretty neat. They had a reality show with her trying to find a boyfriend...and that is where she walked around in a thong trying on clothes for a date or something.

[YouStayClassy]

She is pretty neat. They had a reality show with her trying to find a boyfriend...and that is where she walked around in a thong trying on clothes for a date or something.

And she's done voice work for video games, including RPGs! Lisa Loeb would definitely be a keeper.:)

[ihategravity]

I'm with whoever said Kathy Lee Gifford. I've always been physically attracted to her for some reason.

That, and I also love Lisa Robertson from QVC. She's usually on nights selling jewelry.

http://www.qvc.com/qvc/gif/shim.gif

[Gavin]

Ann Curry from the Today Show

[Jake]

There's a bunch but probably the weirdest would be the actress that plays Veronica Mar's mother. Yeah, she looks like a bag lady but there's just something about her that I find appealing. :)

[Foolish Mortal]

I think for me it's Naomi Wolf. I don't know why, but I just want to be that Jewish Princeses' sex slave. :p

[Generic Poster]

I find Beth Orton strangely hot.

[methos1978]

Michelle Malkin

Yeah, me too.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

I did one ofthese once.

It's where I revealed to the board my love of Kelly Osbourne.

So...

... Kelly Osbourne.

[A.Huerta]

I did one ofthese once.

It's where I revealed to the board my love of Kelly Osbourne.

So...

... Kelly Osbourne.


I'd hit it.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

I'd hit it.

Thank you, brother.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Oh, and Bonnie Hunt. What is she, like, in her fifties now?

Hottest fifty-plus year old ever.

[Ryan Elliott]

I don't have celebrity crushes. I can't crush on somebody I don't know.

[Foolish Mortal]

Oh, and Bonnie Hunt. What is she, like, in her fifties now?

Hottest fifty-plus year old ever.
There's nothing wrong with Bonnie Hunt. I'd do her. And she's 45 by the way.

[YouStayClassy]

I find Beth Orton strangely hot.

That's probably because she is. Hot, that is.

[Masculine Todd]

i have a crush on Lisa Loeb. Of course its only weird cause i have no idea what she looks like, its solely on her voice.

She is so adorable, even this dude finds her attractive.

[WinterRose]

Probably Alan Rickman.

[Blake Sims]

it's not even a "her talent makes her hot" sort of thing
i find her legitimately sexually attractive
exactly

[YouStayClassy]

exactly

Sofia Coppola in the Chemical Brothers' video for "Elektrobank" is freaking HOT. I fell in love within seconds of watching that.

[Blake Sims]

Sofia Coppola in the Chemical Brothers' video for "Elektrobank" is freaking HOT. I fell in love within seconds of watching that.
Oh yeah...that was nice.
Man Sofia Coppola is hot.

[Casali]

There's a bunch but probably the weirdest would be the actress that plays Veronica Mar's mother. Yeah, she looks like a bag lady but there's just something about her that I find appealing. :)

Corinne Bohrer? Hells yeah! I have had a thing for her since I saw her in Police Academy 4 (yeah, I know, don't rub it in).

I watched Revenge of the Nerds IV because she was in it.


I also concur with the Bonnie Hunt love and the Joan Cusack love. Both quirky and a lot of fun to watch.

And if I had to go gay, it would be for Bradley Cooper. I find his eyes incredibly fascinating.

[RickM]

Ann Curry from the Today Show

Yes, thank you. Cute, great hair, nice person (so it seems). A shame she didn't get Katie's job.

[Casali]

Yes, thank you. Cute, great hair, nice person (so it seems). A shame she didn't get Katie's job.

Very true.

And I miss Soledad O'Brien. She was incredibly hot before she got freakishly thin.

[RickM]

Very true.

And I miss Soledad O'Brien. She was incredibly hot before she got freakishly thin.

While we're on newswomen, how about:

Paula Zahn
Hanna Storm
Kate Snow
Tracy Smith

[Hate_Prime]

I still dig Sharon Stone.

[sans serif]

I have a massive crush on Stephen Merchant.

"Oggy Oggy Oggy, Oink Oink Oink!"

Um, yea... that's all I have to offer.

[Jono]

Hmmm, let's see, there's Kari Byron from the tv show Mythbusters, and from today's College Softball World Series, two members of the University of Arizona team, Adreinne Acton and Caitlin Lowe. Hello Ladies!

[Evil toaster]

my crush is Bonnie Hunt
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sundance/sundance_film_festival_2005_photos/bonnie_hunt/sunstudiologger3.jpg

[THAT Sean!]

oh, and Sophia Copolla
a lot of people say she's ugly, i don't agree
Haha, I was just thinking about that this morning, reading the new EW. I totally thought she was hot when Godfather Part III came out. Now, not so much, but she still kinda does it for me.

I also had a big crush on the tomboy from Real Genius.

I can't think of my current weird crush, though I'm sure there are several, but my current celebrity man crush is Ian McShane. I just started watching Deadwood, and Al Swearengen is my new god.

[Travis M. Bierwagen]

Corinne Bohrer? Hells yeah! I have had a thing for her since I saw her in Police Academy 4 (yeah, I know, don't rub it in).

I watched Revenge of the Nerds IV because she was in it.


I remember a 1988 HBO movie she did - Dead Solid Perfect - in which she walked around topless for a good chunk of the movie. That certainly got my attention... of course I was 13. :Oops:

[cmoney]

Janeane Garofalo

When I was a 16 year old boy watching "The Truth about Cats and Dogs," I kept wondering why Uma Thurman was supposed to be the "pretty one" in that movie. I would definitely have taken Janeane over her.

R

Have you seen "Duane Hopwood"?

EDIT: I almost didn't recognize her:

http://www.tvpratele.info/posters/duane-hopwood.jpg

[Foolish Mortal]

my crush is Bonnie Hunt
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sundance/sundance_film_festival_2005_photos/bonnie_hunt/sunstudiologger3.jpg
I saw Bonnie on the Celebrity Poker show on Bravo. She is a big-time flirt. It kinda turned me on. :shifty:

[YouStayClassy]

http://www.tvpratele.info/posters/duane-hopwood.jpg

:o

Holy hell! That's different!

[VKValentine]

Lily Taylor.

[Pardot Kynes]

My, my...

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3549/gq41jx.jpg

[Foolish Mortal]

My, my...

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3549/gq41jx.jpg
Sigorney Weaver? Heck yeah I'd do her! But I prefer her as a brunette.

[Len Snark]

I totally have a thing for Meredith (formerly of the view).

Top Four over Forty: Meredith (formerly of the view) Viera, Sigorney Weaver from Galaxy Quest, Bonnie Hunt, and that hottie Overstock.com lady (I assume)

[chris page]

The pink power ranger!

i agree. there was a nude photo of her that i saw way back when i was thirteen, that helped get me through puberty. god bless amy jo johnson.

[Randomus]

Amy Jo Johnson, god, yes. She was my first crush. Immediately after it was the girl from Clarissa Explains it All. She introduced a generation of young men to 'the erection'.

Currently, I'm with the Sophia Coppola crowd. She's gorgeous and talented, and her smile is dazzling.

[CapnChaos]

Is Franka Potente considered weird? I've had a thing for her since Run Lola Run.

[Randomus]

Is Franka Potente considered weird? I've had a thing for her since Run Lola Run.
She has a very Dietrich-esque appeal.

[Mark]

That Adrien Brody's some kind of something.

[stevapalooza]

I'm in love with that redheaded girl on Mythbusters. I should probably learn her name.

[Randomus]

I'm in love with that redheaded girl on Mythbusters. I should probably learn her name.
Kari Byron. She's been mentioned several times, and is super hot. I think the general consensus is that it's not weird at all to have a crush on a hot redheaded girl who makes things explode.