View Full Version : Alias-Whose side are you on?

05-21-2006, 02:10 PM
Did Luke take Jessica in the bum or vaginally in the first issue of Alias? This is all your fault, Bendis (and the Wordballoon podcasts).

05-21-2006, 02:13 PM

wh park
05-21-2006, 02:45 PM
In the out door.

05-21-2006, 02:52 PM
Thank you Nick, thats classic....will add nicely to my posts...gotta' love being the hero for hire...hope you don't mind m usin' it...if you do just say so, I'm a fair man.

05-21-2006, 02:53 PM
You don't knock up a chick by putting it in her pooper.

05-21-2006, 02:53 PM
Why not a little of both?

Blandy vs Terrorism
05-21-2006, 02:56 PM
Why not a little of both?
I concur. There's nothing to say that he didn't go for round two in the butt.

who cares?
05-21-2006, 03:00 PM





05-21-2006, 03:06 PM
I agree. A little in the backdoor, a little in the garage, and then spraying the dirt off of the front door.

05-21-2006, 11:43 PM
You don't knock up a chick by putting it in her pooper.

That's what I was thinking. Then again, was that the only time they hooked up? I think I remember her getting depressed and going back to his place later on in the series, maybe when she was dating Antman.

james michael
05-21-2006, 11:44 PM
You don't knock up a chick by putting it in her pooper.
you really think they only fucked once?

The Roman Candle
05-21-2006, 11:54 PM
You don't knock up a chick by putting it in her pooper.

No way that was the shot that got her pregnant. The series took place over a few months, and it was over for a bit before she even started showing.

05-21-2006, 11:56 PM
I like to think that Luke's better than that.
Especially after reading the New Avengers Annual.
He cared about her already, so even though he was kind of taking advantage of her ( or was he???) I don't believe he'd stoop that low... no pun intended.

05-21-2006, 11:57 PM
how the hell do you guys make those civil war sigs??
I'd like in on the action.

05-22-2006, 12:20 AM
Feel something different. Something to brag about to the guys; about what she let him do. Bendis' self depricating jokes about interracial anal sex in the Powers letters pages.

Why the hell does it have to be either one or the other anyway? When's the last time you had just anal sex with a woman? Is she single? Can you hook a brotha up?

05-22-2006, 12:38 AM
I bow to this...