you ever just really, really want to fuck your boss?

[half guard]

mine is a leggy, well-built 6' tall blond bombshell. she played volleyball in college if that gives you an idea of the kind of figure she has.

it's like i hate and love working for her all at the same time.

[Slamevil]

My previous female supervisor... yes. My new male supervisor... no.

[Boris the Blade]

Yeah, but he pushed me against a wall and said "I ain't no fag!"

[RebootedCorpse]

Maybe his wife and/or daughter, videotape it and attach it to my two-week notice.

[YouStayClassy]

....yes. She is a poor man's Sarah Michelle Gellar, which is NOT a bad thing.

[Supajoe]

i really wanted to with my last boss. only got as far as making out with her though.

[Adam Beranek]

I made out with my old boss...then dumped her for a hotter chick.

My new boss...for sure...cuz she's hot...and for spite :)

[Binx]

He's short, bald with a thick beard . . . so . . . NO!
(and then I'm married and hetero!)

[Brian Defferding]

When I was working the night shift at a grocery store, there was one supervisor that I wanted to shag vigorously.

[TonyFleecs]

Remember that last thread about if you'd ever jerked off at work?

That's a yes. Suncoast.... Trashy, promiscuous, thick assed.

[SimiBoyz]

Mine's about 5'10, dyed blonde, 39 and looking good, great body and works out regularly.

I wouldn't say no.

[Ben]

pics?

[half guard]

Trashy, promiscuous, thick assed.

dude....that's the trifecta of fuckable! :D

[Bald Steve]

When I first moved to LA about five years back I was temping at this bank as an assistant to the Executive VP. She was this impeccibly dressed and coiffed older woman (around 45-55, I'd guess) who had that self-assured "I could do things to you you'd never forget" confidence that can only come with experience, and she knew exactly how to use it. My desk faced directly into her office, so I had the best seat in the house. Anyway, one afternoon she's running late for a meeting and hurrying around her desk when she drops a pen on the floor. As she bent over to pick it up, her skirt slid up her thigh enough to reveal that she was actually wearing lace-topped black stockings complete with garters. I was catatonic for hours. To this day it remains in the top three sexiest things I have ever seen.

[TonyFleecs]

When I first moved to LA about five years back I was temping at this bank as an assistant to the Executive VP. She was this impeccibly dressed and coiffed older woman (around 45-55, I'd guess) who had that self-assured "I could do things to you you'd never forget" confidence that can only come with experience, and she knew exactly how to use it. My desk faced directly into her office, so I had the best seat in the house. Anyway, one afternoon she's running late for a meeting and hurrying around her desk when she drops a pen on the floor. As she bent over to pick it up, her skirt slid up her thigh enough to reveal that she was actually wearing lace-topped black stockings complete with garters. I was catatonic for hours. To this day it remains in the top three sexiest things I have ever seen.
That's the first paragraph of a Penthouse letter.

[McAfee]

The only female bosses I've ever had looked like Oompa-Loompas, so NO I've never had any inclination to bare anything below the belt in their presence.

[YouStayClassy]

That's the first paragraph of a Penthouse letter.

:rofl:

[Bald Steve]

That's the first paragraph of a Penthouse letter.

Hmmmmm. Maybe I should quit my dayjob?

[Bald Steve]

:rofl:

Than again, maybe not.

[Andrew j]

Been there done that. I was a 16 and she was 22. Lasted about six months before she finally admited to herself how much trouble she could get into.

[YouStayClassy]

Than again, maybe not.

As long as you start every letter with "Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would ever happen to me, BUT-" I'd be onboard.

[Ben]

Do pets count as bosses?

[TonyFleecs]

Hmmmmm. Maybe I should quit my dayjob?
To be an spank novel author?

Sit down with a notebook & see how many different ways you can say pussy... and they've all gotta be sexy. If you end up with less than 30 I'd say hold on to the day job. ;)

[Andrew j]

Do pets count as bosses?

My cat/lover is definitely the boss of me.

[adventure metal]

Are you posting from work? This thread seems... fireable

[Ben]

Are you posting from work? This thread seems... fireable
But when they kiss.... Oooohhh... fire!

[Jamie]

dont know why but i have got more action from girls that i have been the boss of. Dont think its my looks

[Blake Sims]

Yeah but technically she wasnt my boss. We were on the same level title wise. She was soooo hot.

[half guard]

Are you posting from work? This thread seems... fireable

considering how much time as she wastes on the internet everyday chatting with her friends about stuff much worse than this thread...i'd say i'm pretty safe.

[YouStayClassy]

But when they kiss.... Oooohhh... fire!

Everyone who gets that rules.

[Ben]

Everyone who gets that rules.
They'll say they don't get it.
But, y'know, they're liars.

[Alex(sadly)Maleev]

I don't think so.
http://www.maleev.com/images/JQ.jpg

[Bervda]

I don't think so.


Liar.

[Professor Oreo]

Yes. And from the sounds of it, I'd like to fuck turtleface's boss as well.

[TonyFleecs]

dude....that's the trifecta of fuckable! :DIt was so close to on one night... Then my mom had to go to the hospital & have her uterus taken out. So I had to split. :cry:

[RebootedCorpse]

But when they kiss.... Oooohhh... fire!
I like the Elmer Fudd version.
"fi-wer"

[McAfee]

I don't think so.
http://www.maleev.com/images/JQ.jpg

But...what about the obligatory, "Just do Joe Quesada!" joke? :(

[half guard]

Yes. And from the sounds of it, I'd like to fuck turtleface's boss as well.

get in line!!! :mad:

[April]

It was so close to on one night... Then my mom had to go to the hospital & have her uterus taken out. So I had to split. :cry:

:shock: Whoa... that's what I call a mood killer.

[Bald Steve]

To be an spank novel author?

Sit down with a notebook & see how many different ways you can say pussy... and they've all gotta be sexy. If you end up with less than 30 I'd say hold on to the day job. ;)

Sexy ways to say "pussy"? That would actually be pretty tough, man. You'd have to throw out:

Vagina
Bearded Clam
Beaver
Trim
Hair Pie
Hatchet Wound
Fishy Taco
Fur Burger
Cooch
Cooter
Snatch
Twat
Poontang
Calamari Cockring
Catcher's Mitt
Meat Curtains
Cum Dump
Whisker Biscuit
Cock Socket
Catfish Cha cha
Black Hole of Calcutta
Rattlesnake Canyon
Bush
Stench Trench
Wizard's Sleeve
Cold Cut Combo
Rosebud
Furry Furnace
Serpent Socket
Hairy Doughnut
Spasm Chasm
Stinky Speedway
Breakfast of Champions
Wet Wookie
The Death of Adam
Deer Hoof
Moose Knuckle
Camel Toe
Cats Paw
Mule Nose
Piss Fenders
Crack
Dove Breast
Buffalo Gums
Rooster Jaws
Ninja Boot
Chia Hole
Beetle Hood
Fortune Nookie
Red Sea Pizza
Snake Charmer
Furby
Enchilada of love
Ham Wallet
Brazilian Caterpillar
The Indoor BBQ
Pound Cake
Man's Charity Bash
Hot Pocket
Lawrence of A Labia
Ponchita
Fat Rabbit
Wilt's Daily Basket
Bone Polisher
The Stuffed Tuft
Lap Flounder

and

Tomahawk Chop
Right away.

[Deej]

DO IT! It can only lead to good things!

[TonyFleecs]

:shock: Whoa... that's what I call a mood killer.
I was 19. Think I probably could've gotten past it.

Sometimes, you just gotta go be with your mom no matter what.

[Ravengregory]

nope, never had a hot boss

[Skatonic10]

previous co-workers, sure. Not managers though. And definately not the current ones.

[ihategravity]

I've never had a boss who was even remotely close to being attractive. So, no I wasn't that desperate.

[Blandy vs Terrorism]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/djblandy/springsteen-781249.jpg

?

[adamgreenberger]

I always have had male bosses doe the answer is FUCK NO!!!

[kari]

Me, No.

Noble...Yes. a few years back his boss was this 6 ft tall gal with long dark hair, he was completely smitten with her. He would of jumped off a building if she would of asked him too. :D

[Saul Colt]

I am the boss so the answer is Yes....and Yes.

saul

[matthew spatola]

The old one I had was this really hot girl. I mean smokin' hot, the kind where you can't think straight when she looks at you. She was Miss Maryland a few years back. Man she was great. And we were really good friends too. My new boss is pretty but a real ass pain.

[WinterRose]

No. Macha's is my world when it comes to people I wanna fuck.