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Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
05-12-2006, 06:40 AM
Laser Harp is the greatest insturment known to man. That's right I said it.
http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc800/c837/c8376666j8a.jpg
Oui.
T
Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
05-12-2006, 06:42 AM
http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc800/c837/c8376666j8a.jpg
Oui.
T
He has a way with my heart.
PeteL
05-12-2006, 06:43 AM
It's no keytar. But then again, keytars don't have lasers.
Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
05-12-2006, 06:44 AM
It's no keytar. But then again, keytars don't have lasers.
You are correct Sir! That being said the laser harp has a laser so it is better.
He has a way with my heart.
I was fortunate to get backstage after one of his performances (Red Rocks) and, thanks to an errant pork riblet lodging itself in my upper thorax region, Jarre was able to loose it by playing a quick snippet from his b-side classic, Swine Be Gone.
T
JABSEN
05-12-2006, 06:45 AM
I've looked into the face of GOD......It was a Laser Harp
MIKE D
05-12-2006, 06:46 AM
We finally found the answer the the immortal question: WHO CARES?
The answer? Ryan_ZOOM_Turner.
We finally found the answer the the immortal question: WHO CARES?
The answer? Ryan_ZOOM_Turner.
He's got a Heart the size of the Cosmos.
T
(Heart the Size of the Cosmos now available for download at iTunes and other reputable Jarre dealers...like Street Corner Gary...)
Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
05-12-2006, 06:48 AM
We finally found the answer the the immortal question: WHO CARES?
The answer? Ryan_ZOOM_Turner.
I think that TIP, Jabsen and PeteL all care as well.
MIKE D
05-12-2006, 06:50 AM
I think that TIP, Jabsen and PeteL all care as well.
Not as much as you. Your heart is an open room, and everyone is welcome. And everyone is given a delightful cocktail, a comfortable chair, and the room is filled with the sound of laser harp.
Artie Pink
05-12-2006, 06:51 AM
Didn't that dude singlehandedly rebuild the Akropolis with his space-notes?
Or is he the guy that gave Linda Evans the beatdown?
MIKE D
05-12-2006, 06:51 AM
Didn't that dude singlehandedly rebuild the Akropolis with his space-notes?
Or is he the guy that gave Linda Evans the beatdown?
That's Yanni. Jean Michael Jarre would never hit an old woman.
I think that TIP, Jabsen and PeteL all care as well.
Who knew that a Laser Space Harp would be the Item to Unite us and Wrap us in it's warm dulcet tunes...with just the slightest of hints of an interstellar harmonica accompaniment.
T
Not as much as you. Your heart is an open room, and everyone is welcome. And everyone is given a delightful cocktail, a comfortable chair, and the room is filled with the sound of laser harp.
Take note that said chairs are constructed of solid sound...
T
Jim T.
05-12-2006, 06:52 AM
Little known fact - Jarre came up with the laser harp concept while feeding upon the splayed rib cage of a teenage Dutch whore he'd "stumbled upon" as he often did in the dark days of the early 70's...
Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
05-12-2006, 06:53 AM
Who knew that a Laser Space Harp would be the Item to Unite us and Wrap us in it's warm dulcet tunes...with just the slightest of hints of an interstellar harmonica accompaniment.
T
Well, I think who cares knew that it would unite the world. We just need to get the world to listen!
MIKE D
05-12-2006, 06:53 AM
Who knew that a Laser Space Harp would be the Item to Unite us and Wrap us in it's warm dulcet tunes...with just the slightest of hints of an interstellar harmonica accompaniment.
T
If they pumped laser harp into the Middle East, we'd all be better off.
That's Yanni. Jean Michael Jarre would never hit an old woman.
But he Would Woo and Plook her Roger-Moore-Moonraker-style.
T
Little known fact - Jarre came up with the laser harp concept while feeding upon the splayed rib cage of a teenage Dutch whore he'd "stumbled upon" as he often did in the dark days of the early 70's...
Yes.
Yes.
His 'Lost Theremin Weekend' as the kids refer to it in whispers....
T
Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
05-12-2006, 06:55 AM
Where all my Jarre-heads ????? HOLLA!!!
MIKE D
05-12-2006, 06:56 AM
But he Would Woo and Plook her Roger-Moore-Moonraker-style.
T
But you see, he wouldn't. Jean Michael Jarre would never use the awesome powers of the laser harp for something as cheap and petty as seduction. With great power comes great responsibility. Imagine if this power was harnessed by a two-bit gigalo like John Tesh...
PeteL
05-12-2006, 06:57 AM
This thread is no good without a picture.
http://www.best-cast.com/jarre3.jpg
Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
05-12-2006, 06:58 AM
But you see, he wouldn't. Jean Michael Jarre would never use the awesome powers of the laser harp for something as cheap and petty as seduction. With great power comes great responsibility. Imagine if this power was harnessed by a two-bit gigalo like John Tesh...
John Tesh:no: He can't unite the world like Jarre. Give Jarre a radio show and watch what happens.
MIKE D
05-12-2006, 06:59 AM
John Tesh:no: He can't unite the world like Jarre. Give Jarre a radio show and watch what happens.
Radio???? Worldwide television broadcast, baby!
But you see, he wouldn't. Jean Michael Jarre would never use the awesome powers of the laser harp for something as cheap and petty as seduction. With great power comes great responsibility. Imagine if this power was harnessed by a two-bit gigalo like John Tesh...
One man's seduction is another man's Muse inspired mini-modern-day Operatta involving Galactic Cattle Ranchers and the Outer Rim Arthopods that Love Them Long Time.
T
Radio???? Worldwide television broadcast, baby!
Turn the Moon into the Largest Silver Screen Ever...
T
Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
05-12-2006, 07:01 AM
Radio???? Worldwide television broadcast, baby!
Now you are talking. We just need to get rid of Pat Robertson now and give Jarre The 700 Club, we would need to rename it though what could we call it?
MIKE D
05-12-2006, 07:01 AM
One man's seduction is another man's Muse inspired mini-modern-day Operatta involving Galactic Cattle Ranchers and the Outer Rim Arthopods that Love Them Long Time.
T
I have no idea what that sentence means, but I feel a vague sense of pride that I helped you along the path needed to compose it.
PeteL
05-12-2006, 07:02 AM
There is a severe amount of laser harp content on the internets. Sheesh.
I have no idea what that sentence means, but I feel a vague sense of pride that I helped you along the path needed to compose it.
Indeed, Indeed.
And all roads of inspiration lead back to the majesty and grandeur of the tinkley notes of the Laser Space Harp plunked masterfully by the Master himself, he that is the Jarre.
T
Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
05-12-2006, 07:12 AM
Laser Harp's shall not die!
Artie Pink
05-12-2006, 07:16 AM
An ex-girlfriend dragged me to a Dry Cleaners, once.
I was so bored during her long transaction, so my hyperactivity kicked in, and I was looking all around the shop. There was a framed, signed picture of Yanni on the wall.
ME: "wow, somebody's a big Yanni fan!"
CASHIER: "ugh. Long story."
ME: "what? Tell me! What's the long Yanni story???"
CASHIER: **sigh** "one day, we had a guy come in with a pirate-y shirt who needed One Hour service. So he drops off his shirt, and comes back in an hour to get it. I hand him the bagged shirt, and he takes it and says "thank you" and starts to leave without paying."
ME: "Uh huh."
CASHIER: "So I said, 'wait, you still have to pay', and the guy says 'but - but - I'm Yanni!' and I said, 'well, you still have to pay.'"
ME: "Uh huh, uh huh!"
CASHIER: "And the guy says, 'I don't carry money, I'm YANNI!', and I said "if you don't pay, I will call the cops'", and the guy says 'wait' and goes out to his car, and comes back and says 'who should I make this out to?'"
ME: "Uh huh, uh huh!"
CASHIER: "And I said 'Mortons Drycleaners', thinking he was writing out a check. Then he hands me a 8 x 10 glossy autographed to 'Mortons Drycleaners'. We didn't know what to do, so we just let him go. Then we figured we might as well hang the picture on the wall, since we were out the ten bucks for the shirt."
JABSEN
05-12-2006, 07:23 AM
An ex-girlfriend dragged me to a Dry Cleaners, once.
I was so bored during her long transaction, so my hyperactivity kicked in, and I was looking all around the shop. There was a framed, signed picture of Yanni on the wall.
ME: "wow, somebody's a big Yanni fan!"
CASHIER: "ugh. Long story."
ME: "what? Tell me! What's the long Yanni story???"
CASHIER: **sigh** "one day, we had a guy come in with a pirate-y shirt who needed One Hour service. So he drops off his shirt, and comes back in an hour to get it. I hand him the bagged shirt, and he takes it and says "thank you" and starts to leave without paying."
ME: "Uh huh."
CASHIER: "So I said, 'wait, you still have to pay', and the guy says 'but - but - I'm Yanni!' and I said, 'well, you still have to pay.'"
ME: "Uh huh, uh huh!"
CASHIER: "And the guy says, 'I don't carry money, I'm YANNI!', and I said "if you don't pay, I will call the cops'", and the guy says 'wait' and goes out to his car, and comes back and says 'who should I make this out to?'"
ME: "Uh huh, uh huh!"
CASHIER: "And I said 'Mortons Drycleaners', thinking he was writing out a check. Then he hands me a 8 x 10 glossy autographed to 'Mortons Drycleaners'. We didn't know what to do, so we just let him go. Then we figured we might as well hang the picture on the wall, since we were out the ten bucks for the shirt."Pathetic.
Jarre just runs his clothes once through his Laser harp
Pathetic.
Jarre just runs his clothes once through his Laser harp
Actually, Jarre's 'threads' are woven from the notes produced BY the Laser Space Harp.
Those pants don't glow cuz of a Glowbug in his pants...that was Nugent.
T
Taxman
05-12-2006, 07:39 AM
An ex-girlfriend dragged me to a Dry Cleaners, once.
I was so bored during her long transaction, so my hyperactivity kicked in, and I was looking all around the shop. There was a framed, signed picture of Yanni on the wall.
ME: "wow, somebody's a big Yanni fan!"
CASHIER: "ugh. Long story."
ME: "what? Tell me! What's the long Yanni story???"
CASHIER: **sigh** "one day, we had a guy come in with a pirate-y shirt who needed One Hour service. So he drops off his shirt, and comes back in an hour to get it. I hand him the bagged shirt, and he takes it and says "thank you" and starts to leave without paying."
ME: "Uh huh."
CASHIER: "So I said, 'wait, you still have to pay', and the guy says 'but - but - I'm Yanni!' and I said, 'well, you still have to pay.'"
ME: "Uh huh, uh huh!"
CASHIER: "And the guy says, 'I don't carry money, I'm YANNI!', and I said "if you don't pay, I will call the cops'", and the guy says 'wait' and goes out to his car, and comes back and says 'who should I make this out to?'"
ME: "Uh huh, uh huh!"
CASHIER: "And I said 'Mortons Drycleaners', thinking he was writing out a check. Then he hands me a 8 x 10 glossy autographed to 'Mortons Drycleaners'. We didn't know what to do, so we just let him go. Then we figured we might as well hang the picture on the wall, since we were out the ten bucks for the shirt."You're a celebrity here. You should try it. "Uh huh, uh huh!, I'm YPJ, I don't carry cash. Want to see my Maloofies?"
who cares?
05-12-2006, 10:28 AM
you know, if you really gave the guy's music a chance instead of writing him off in the same category as Yanni you'd notice he's got about 3 solid albums.... that aside, he's got some real shit as well, i'll admit....
Artie Pink
05-12-2006, 10:45 AM
you know, if you really gave the guy's music a chance instead of writing him off in the same category as Yanni you'd notice he's got about 3 solid albums.... that aside, he's got some real shit as well, i'll admit....
Hmmm. Tell me more, I'm intrigued.
Hmmm. Tell me more, I'm intrigued.
That's nothing...I'm turgid!
T
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