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The Zevad
04-17-2005, 03:19 PM
Ouch.
Jonny Z
04-17-2005, 03:21 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lilvenom/forum%20pics/waah.jpg
Jacob Lyon Goddard
04-17-2005, 03:21 PM
mine hurts because i got hit by a car last night
what's your excuse?
Jade
04-17-2005, 03:21 PM
My penis hurts, which is REALLY freaking me out, cuz I don't have a penis.
The Zevad
04-17-2005, 03:22 PM
mine hurts because i got hit by a car last night
what's your excuse?

Damn. You win. I just slipped and landed hard on my back.
Jonny Z
04-17-2005, 03:24 PM
mine hurts because i got hit by a car last night
what's your excuse?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/lilvenom/forum%20pics/waah.jpg
The Zevad
04-17-2005, 03:24 PM
My penis hurts, which is REALLY freaking me out, cuz I don't have a penis.

You're peculiar. I like peculiar. :-)
The Zevad
04-17-2005, 03:25 PM
I missed you too JonZ. Beyotch! :-D
Jade
04-17-2005, 03:26 PM
You're peculiar. I like peculiar. :-)

Why thank you. Coming from someone as peculiar as yourself, I take that as a huge compliment. :D
TheTravis!
04-17-2005, 03:27 PM
Mine hurts because I got thrown off of a horse. I actually can barely walk today.
The Zevad
04-17-2005, 03:30 PM
Mine hurts because I got thrown off of a horse. I actually can barely walk today.

Damn.
Jade
04-17-2005, 03:31 PM
This board needs a massage therapist... happy endings optional... but encouraged...
Jacob Lyon Goddard
04-17-2005, 03:32 PM
This board needs a massage therapist... happy endings optional... but encouraged...
agreed
TheTravis!
04-17-2005, 03:34 PM
This board needs a massage therapist... happy endings optional... but encouraged...
If you're not volunteering, you're just teasing.
The Zevad
04-17-2005, 03:35 PM
This board needs a massage therapist... happy endings optional... but encouraged...


...........Oh you rock.
Jade
04-17-2005, 03:41 PM
If you're not volunteering, you're just teasing.

I'm trying to get some valued services in this establishment for everyone... I'm facilitating, see? The only thing that would be a tease is if I went into detail telling you my techniques for massages (with and without happy endings)... This I do for you... This I do... for the world...
TRILL, THE CARBON BASED LIFEFORM
04-17-2005, 03:44 PM
Take a warm bath or use a heating pad and take a couple Advil. Those always helped me after a long day of digging.
The Zevad
04-17-2005, 03:56 PM
I'm trying to get some valued services in this establishment for everyone... I'm facilitating, see? The only thing that would be a tease is if I went into detail telling you my techniques for massages (with and without happy endings)... This I do for you... This I do... for the world...


Tease us great master! Tease!!!! :-)
Jade
04-17-2005, 03:59 PM
Tease us great master! Tease!!!! :-)

It seems to bring about anger when I post things like that. Besides, I don't want to be banned for posting pornography. :D
The Zevad
04-17-2005, 04:03 PM
It seems to bring about anger when I post things like that. Besides, I don't want to be banned for posting pornography. :D

See? You did tease! I love it!
Kenneth I. Wolfe
04-17-2005, 04:04 PM
The back of my neck hurts.
Humphrey_Lee
04-17-2005, 04:05 PM
mine hurts because i got hit by a car last night
what's your excuse?

I'm missing 15-20% of the bone in my bottom 4 vertebrae plus tons of tissue damage. Yours is pretty good too though. ;)