UK FHM Sexiest Top 100

[SimiBoyz]

For anyone that's interested. This has just been released over here.


1. Keira Knightley
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/kn.jpg
2. Keeley Hazell
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/kh.jpg
3. Scarlett Johansson
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/SJ.jpg
4. Angelina Jolie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/AJ.jpg
5. Kelly Brook
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/kb.jpg
6. Cheryl Tweedy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/ct.jpg
7. Beyonce Knowles
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/bk.jpg
8. Evangeline Lilly
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/el.jpg
9. Jessica Alba
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/ja.jpg
10. Jessica Simpson
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/js.jpgI think it's slightly better than last years list anyway.

[Blake Sims]

Scarlett will always been #1 in my heart.

[Jamie]

Keira would get it

[Vonn Hennigar]

Decent List but Generic Blonde at # 2 instead of Natalie Portman is a crime.

[Ben]

Decent List but Generic Blonde at # 2 instead of Natalie Portman is a crime.
I just did a google image search of her, and she looks like a generic brunette to me.

[Blake Sims]

I just did a google image search of her, and she looks like a generic brunette to me.
with pretty nice boobs...

[Vonn Hennigar]

Whoops yeah just did a google search and yup she's a brunette.

I think, honestly all i saw were tits.

[Blake Sims]

Whoops yeah just did a google search and yup she's a brunette.

I think, honestly all i saw were tits.
yeah me too, it helped that most of the pics of her were topless ones...

[Jerome Gibbons]

For anyone that's interested. This has just been released over here.


1. Keira Knightley
2. Keeley Hazell
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Kelly Brook
6. Cheryl Tweedy
7. Beyonce Knowles
8. Evangeline Lilly
9. Jessica Alba
10. Jessica Simpson


I think it's slightly better than last years list anyway.
Nice list. Except:


Keeley Hazell
Who is that? I don't know who that is.

*Google*

HOLY SHIT

And she's only 19?!

[amy]

Angelina Jolie #4?

That list is obviously wrong.

[Simps]

A lack of Sienna Miller is disturbing.

[The Girl]

Keira <3

[Olivier E.]

Angelina Jolie #4?

That list is obviously wrong.

sh'e before cheryl tweedy and J. alba :miffed:

[amy]

sh'e before cheryl tweedy and J. alba :miffed:

and that is the way it should be.

[Jamie]

Angelina Jolie #4?

That list is obviously wrong.
jolie is the most filthy (in a good way) looking women in the world, i would chuck one up

[Shepherd]

Decent List but Generic Blonde at # 2 instead of Natalie Portman is a crime.

I googled her, and she's not just generic, she's not even that good looking.

R

[Olivier E.]

and that is the way it should be.

:no:

FHM FOR HIM MAGAZINE AND NOT FOR HER :p

[amy]

:no:

FHM FOR HIM MAGAZINE AND NOT FOR HER :p


Sexist. :mad:

[Olivier E.]

I googled her, and she's not just generic, she's not even that good looking.

R

:blah:

but she has BBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGG BREASTS!!!

[Olivier E.]

Sexist. :mad:

:D proud to be a man.

[amy]

:D proud to be a man.



:roll:










:spidey:

[Olivier E.]

:roll:


:spidey:


:heybaby:

http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/1988_wwf_quaker_dipps_images/1988_wwf_quaker_dipps_2.jpg

[amy]

:heybaby:

http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/1988_wwf_quaker_dipps_images/1988_wwf_quaker_dipps_2.jpg


pffft

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

I wasn't even aware of who this Keeley woman was until this issue.

I'll admit, she's...

... talented.

[ERNIE_E]

Keeley's fucking Hot. Take notice to the UK list, those Brits know their shit.

[bairdduvessa]

who are 4 and 5?

[deadboy]

Ok, I've had enough of this Keeley Hazell bashing. I have no idea who she is, but she's attractive and has NO problem with showing people her breasteses. That puts her one step over Scarlett in my book :drool:

[Brian Defferding]

Very happy to see Beyonce in there. She's one of my personal faves.

[PoWerSurge]

Am I the only one that read Kelly Brook and thought Kelly Brock, and wondered WTF those English were smoking

[SimiBoyz]

I don't think Jessica Simpson belongs in the list.

Not a fan of the Beyonce either.

[amy]

I don't think Jessica Simpson belongs in the list.

Not a fan of the Beyonce either.

I agree with you on Beyonce.


Based on looks, Jessica Simpson I can understand.

[SimiBoyz]

I agree with you on Beyonce.


Based on looks, Jessica Simpson I can understand.

I can understand Jessica Simpson, I just don't think she's good looking. She'ss got a nice body I'll admit.

[wabi-sabi]

I wasn't sure who Keeley was, and I'm not googling her at work. But from your description I'm pretty sure I know who it is. Page 3?

[Jerome Gibbons]

Yep.

[SimiBoyz]

This thread is useless without pics......

wait, that's partly fault isn't it? I'll fix that later. Gotta run now.

[wabi-sabi]

This thread is useless without pics......

wait, that's partly fault isn't it? I'll fix that later. Gotta run now.
Most pics of Keeley (or at least the <cough> useful ones) would make it NSFW.

[Jamie]

This thread is useless without pics......

wait, that's partly fault isn't it? I'll fix that later. Gotta run now.
get going, before someone gets it

[SimiBoyz]

Most pics of Keeley (or at least the <cough> useful ones) would make it NSFW.

I will use my skills as runner up photoshop master in the awards to masterfully put 2 black boxes in strategic places.

I think I got runner up in the awards anyway.

[NickT]

I will use my skills as runner up photoshop master in the awards to masterfully put 2 black boxes in strategic places.

I think I got runner up in the awards anyway.
Ever had a Photoshop make a Newsarama article? No? Then fuck you :)

[Jerome Gibbons]

Oh, for God's sake.

http://www.phun.org/galleries/keeley_hazell/keeley_hazell_14.jpg

[SimiBoyz]

Ever had a Photoshop make a Newsarama article? No? Then fuck you :)

Can you find anyone on the board that can even recall anything I've ever photoshopped?


I was thoroughly suprised by the amount of votes I got. Never mind making it into the shortlist.

[NickT]

Can you find anyone on the board that can even recall anything I've ever photoshopped?


I was thoroughly suprised by the amount of votes I got. Never mind making it into the shortlist.
Come to think about it, no. Do you even have Photoshop? :)

[deadboy]

Oh, for God's sake.

http://www.phun.org/galleries/keeley_hazell/keeley_hazell_14.jpg


Yep. no idea how anyone can think she's not hot.

[RODGER]

i am a day away from stalking Keira Knightley.....
she is soooo hot

[RODGER]

I googled her, and she's not just generic, she's not even that good looking.

R


you sir are a gay man....

but i still love ya

:grope:

[RODGER]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/REALSANDMAN420/ttiwwp.gif

[sonnylarue]

keely's pretty sensational

[Bill Nolan]

Wow, leave it to the Brits to make up a top ten list which requires the use of Google multiple times! They truly have their idiosyncracies, don't they?

On a positive note, if you average numbers 1 & 2, you actually get nice, average-sized breasts...

- Bill

[SimiBoyz]

Come to think about it, no. Do you even have Photoshop? :)

I've got paint. :)

[sonnylarue]

Wow, leave it to the Brits to make up a top ten list which requires the use of Google multiple times! They truly have their idiosyncracies, don't they?

On a positive note, if you average numbers 1 & 2, you actually get nice, average-sized breasts...

- Bill

it's the british FHM, why wouldn't it have british celebs on it?

or are you being sarcastic, and I'm too dense? :surrend:

[SimiBoyz]

Pics as updated in the first post.


1. Keira Knightley
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/kn.jpg
2. Keeley Hazell
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/kh.jpg
3. Scarlett Johansson
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/SJ.jpg
4. Angelina Jolie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/AJ.jpg
5. Kelly Brook
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/kb.jpg
6. Cheryl Tweedy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/ct.jpg
7. Beyonce Knowles
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/bk.jpg
8. Evangeline Lilly
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/el.jpg
9. Jessica Alba
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/ja.jpg
10. Jessica Simpson
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/simiboyz/js.jpgI

[RODGER]

ok....i'm off to the bathroom....brb

[Jerome Gibbons]

It's funny how big boobs are such a big part of the equation.

Not that I complain, I'm just saying.

[DrMachine]

I'm not a fan of Evangeline Lilly, who doesn't have big boobs (Wii) but the rest are pretty hot

[Bill Nolan]

It's funny how big boobs are such a big part of the equation.

Not that I complain, I'm just saying.

Dude, #1 has barely any boobs and mentions that as a point of pride in practically every interview she does. #1.

- Bill

[Jerome Gibbons]

I'm not a fan of Evangeline Lilly, who doesn't have big boobs (Wii) but the rest are pretty hot
Well, I think she manages to look rather sexy sometimes. I actually find myself agreeing quite a bit with this list.:cool:


Dude, #1 has barely any boobs and mentions that as a point of pride in practically every interview she does. #1.

- Bill
Well, she might not have big boobs, same as Evangeline Lilly, but pretty much everyone else on the list is at least decently-endowed. Then we have the really big boobs (Jessica Simpson) and the really big, humongous boobs (Keeley Hazell).

[Blake Sims]

oh Scarlett...you are too much for my little heart.

[Fusion]

I don't think Jessica Simpson belongs in the list.

Not a fan of the Beyonce either.

Let me speak for just about all black men when I say your batshit insaine son! :crazy:

:lol:

[SimiBoyz]

Let me speak for just about all black men when I say your batshit insaine son! :crazy:

:lol:

I'll say she can scrub up well now and again. Best you're getting from me though. :)

[deadboy]

that is the worst picture of jessica alba I have EVER seen.

[Fusion]

To be honest, I challenge anyone in here to pick a clear cut #1.

[Bill Nolan]

Let me speak for just about all black men when I say your batshit insaine son! :crazy:

:lol:

I'd say Kelly is much hotter, but I'm a white guy, so what do I know. But, either way, that's a bad picture of Beyonce.

- Bill

[Jerome Gibbons]

To be honest, I challenge anyone in here to pick a clear cut #1.
http://www.celebskin.net/i/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-03.jpg
http://www.thenudecelebs.com/celebrities/catherine_bell/catherine_bell08.jpg

[Jamie]

I'll say she can scrub up well now and again. Best you're getting from me though. :)
i am sure she will be gutted to hear it

[Fusion]

http://www.celebskin.net/i/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci-03.jpg
http://www.thenudecelebs.com/celebrities/catherine_bell/catherine_bell08.jpg

Well Played Goldmember! Yeeeeeeeeeah Baby!!!:twisted:

[Jerome Gibbons]

Well Played Goldmember! Yeeeeeeeeeah Baby!!!:twisted:
Is that your way of saying I passed your challenge?

In that case, where's my money bitch?! :-x
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/26255615/3018426

[NickT]

Is that your way of saying I passed your challenge?

In that case, where's my money bitch?! :-x
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/26255615/3018426
You failed

"To be honest, I challenge anyone in here to pick a clear cut #1"

And you picked 2 possibles :)

[Jerome Gibbons]

You failed

"To be honest, I challenge anyone in here to pick a clear cut #1"

And you picked 2 possibles :)
ARGH! Defeated by logic AGAIN!

[Fusion]

Is that your way of saying I passed your challenge?

In that case, where's my money bitch?! :-x
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/26255615/3018426

I said challange, didn't say nothing about it being a bet, sucka. :twisted: