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DrMachine
04-26-2006, 06:05 AM
why are they so good at linking together bits of info AFTER the fact?

there are plenty of things that are happening right now that could be linked up as a conspiracy....

???

I'm off to a slow workday today

Ray G.
04-26-2006, 06:05 AM
You're just saying this because the shadow government is watching your posts.

Gregory
04-26-2006, 06:06 AM
The Human Target leaves just as Tony Snow becomes press secretary.

Coincidence? I think not!

Craig C
04-26-2006, 06:12 AM
why are they so good at linking together bits of info AFTER the fact?

there are plenty of things that are happening right now that could be linked up as a conspiracy....

???

I'm off to a slow workday today


they are good at finding the hidden facts and truth that the "man" doesn't want us to see

Matt Jay
04-26-2006, 06:17 AM
Post deleted.

You are all now on Watch Level 3.

Modok Gas
04-26-2006, 06:21 AM
Guess what? You only thought you've been posting on the "Bendis Board" this whole time! The Bendis board does not really exist. Oops. I've said too much already.

Jim T.
04-26-2006, 06:21 AM
Notice how your previously correct spelling of "conspiracy" was subsequently altered to reduce your credibility...interesting.

mike black
04-26-2006, 06:28 AM
The NWO watches you with the transdimensional aliens. The Reptillian creatures have come for your brain and want to enslave you.

DrMachine
04-26-2006, 06:30 AM
The NWO watches you with the transdimensional aliens. The Reptillian creatures have come for your brain and want to enslave you.

toooooo sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet


Notice how your previously correct spelling of "conspiracy" was subsequently altered to reduce your credibility...interesting.

fucking weird

Adam Beranek
04-26-2006, 06:35 AM
How many copies of Catcher in the Rye do you own?

:sherlock:

DrMachine
04-26-2006, 06:36 AM
How many copies of Catcher in the Rye do you own?

:sherlock:
0

Jim T.
04-26-2006, 06:38 AM
0

Oh really? Maybe you should go check again...

Hate_Prime
04-26-2006, 06:58 AM
For the last couple days my neighbors have been blasting shitty Creed songs that are so fucking bad it makes me want to dildo my asshole.

Now, dildos are a byproduct of the porn industry... the billion dollar porn industry. Creed is a christian band and when you think "christian", you think "church". The church generate billions of dollars.

What if these seemingly two very separate industries are somehow in cahoots with each other. The church inspires the creation of a shitty band like Creed which is so bad you have to turn to anal pleasure to get your mind off it. The sex toy makers then get a spike in dildo sales. Then the people who were turned to half a fag by Creed suddenly becomes racked with guilt and then they turn to the church.... and salvation costs money. Then they say hey, rock is cool, how about you listen to some nice christian rock like Creed! The whole process starts all over again!

Think about it, the church and the porn industry pretend not to like each other to throw people off!

My neighbors are in on it! I think I'm gonna to go over there with a baseball bat and straighten them out.

Craig C
04-26-2006, 06:59 AM
For the last couple days my neighbors have been blasting shitty Creed songs that are so fucking bad it makes me want to dildo my asshole.

Now, dildos are a byproduct of the porn industry... the billion dollar porn industry. Creed is a christian band and when you think "christian", you think "church". The church generate billions of dollars.

What if these seemingly two very separate industries are somehow in cahoots with each other. The church inspires the creation of a shitty band like Creed which is so bad you have to turn to anal pleasure to get your mind off it. The sex toy makers then get a spike in dildo sales. Then the people who were turned to half a fag by Creed suddenly becomes racked with guilt and then they turn to the church.... and salvation costs money. Then they say hey, rock is cool, how about you listen to some nice christian rock like Creed! The whole process starts all over again!

Think about it, the church and the porn industry pretend not to like each other to throw people off!

My neighbors are in on it! I think I'm gonna to go over there with a baseball bat and straighten them out.




Now that's the best conspiracy I've heard