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MACK!
04-19-2006, 03:45 PM
Post something you have never told anyone before, or something that you rarely share.
You have diplomatic immunity here so no one will judge you on it or give you flak.

A sad secret, an old secret, a new secret, something you did, or thought about doing, or experienced or wonder about, or have a fantasy for.

Go ahead. I dare you.
Let the confessing begin.

tim nixon
04-19-2006, 06:33 PM
ha! i'll bite!

i play in a band called dead on point 5.(go to myspace all!). anyhoo, in our earlier years, i was a bit of a whore. ALMOST any woman would do. well, we were playin in albuquerque one night(our home town) and NO ONE was at the bar. two girls. one, my bass player's girl. the other- um- well, some other girl that has a big head.

i hit on this chick all night and she goes home with me. her, me, and my band are all kickin it at the house drinkin beers. everyone's havin a grand ol' time. after a couple hours, everyone leaves but this girl with a big head. one thing leads to another....OH MY GOD THIS ISNT A CHICK WITH A BIG HEAD...ITS A GUY WITH A BIG HEAD!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

anyhoo, that was that. i told shim that shim had to leave. no offense... it was all good(ha!). i saw shim one other time, and we were cool. a couple of my close friends know this, and now the whole world can laugh at my ass.

i always figured it was a numbers game. take so many women home from the bar, one of them will turn out to be a guy...

gwyllgi
04-19-2006, 11:06 PM
sometimes i really dislike myself.

jza1218
04-20-2006, 06:24 AM
I've been to a Celine Dion concert...

GelfXIII
04-20-2006, 10:49 AM
I think secrets are meant to be kept, not shared.

Sorry Dave. :(

mcgowan
04-20-2006, 09:19 PM
Instead of paying any attention at all in my Money and Banking Course in college I sat near the back row and read, all the trades of Kabuki. I don't know if this is really a secret since my friends in the class all laughed about me doing this, and I think my professor caught on too.

Darediva
04-20-2006, 09:35 PM
I once quit a factory job after two days, because my boss called me in and told me I had to wear a bra. This was 1978. I was so skinny back then, always wore big tshirts, how did anyone even notice? I've always wondered who ratted me out. Probably one of the old beyotches at the break table who listened to soap operas all freakin' day.

So, don't tell the IRS, ok? I didn't report the two days of income.

helenoftroy
04-22-2006, 02:43 PM
My first semester of college, I chose not to learn anything because I was too arrogant. I argued with the teachers more than I listened to what they said. Because of this, I didn't know exactly how to construct a good research paper.

The greatest thing about college is learning how much you truly do not know.

jactinglim
04-23-2006, 02:06 AM
I told you this before, David. But I'll stick to this one as my secret to share in The Mack's Messageboard: I'm in love with someone I can't marry :)

BTW, it's fun reading your secrets, guys! :D I'm sure David is only asking you to share secrets you're willing to share and not anywhere else.

AvidFan
04-23-2006, 12:19 PM
hmmm lets see, how to be diplomatic? how to say something and try to keep it personal?

I have a fracture skull (those two bumps in my b&w pic to the <---)
I have a sexual secret from when I was very young
oh yeah, I dont tell people I have never met, or even know my biological father, when people asked, I used to tell them that they got d.i.v.o.r.c.e.d.
I really dont like the word bastard
I tried to poison a teacher at school, he was a real bastard though and if I'd gotten away with it he would have deserved it
I cheated in a physics exam, it was a good one and involved the fat kid and the gay kid! lol every school has 'em dont they
I carry a can of lighter fuel in my laptop bag and one day some one's going to push me too far and then we'll see who really know's how to play games at being a tough guy, the lighter's in my jacket pocket... I often wonder what the expression on their face would be? you know when the bully gets the tables turned? that second before the whooosh?
pitty the fool that tries to steal my laptop ;)
I cry sometimes
I know that people really misjudge me, they're just lazy and I dont care
I've wanted to tell you that eccosse is french for scotland, not a place in scotland, but wasnt sure whether you knew that or if you'd be offended?
I really do need to get out more! :D
I know there's know such thing as god
you believe in god then you're just a victim to a control mechanism
there's sooooo much more!
hehe this is fun
I know that ** ****** ***** is exactly like her father, in every thought, in every way, the exact duplicate so fucking sad :(
I act stupid, it's a life long trait, cos people get really upset, even to the present they still actually try to bully me, when they find out that I really have no education and
dont try me, it wont work
sssh! the truth is your most powerful weapon, people really dont like it
just smile, it really fucks people off
I know all the words to burt bachara's greatest hits
but what about you Dr David/Mr Mack?
your ******* comes from some where, what you got rattlin around in your closet? or does this game not include you?
I fucking hate those people that that whinge and cry cos their parents got them the wrong present, end up in therapy and fail to acheive their potential cos basically they're just wankers big fucking deal
I'd like to be prime minister, but I think you wouldnt like what I have planned, shame though cos it would work
I stole this guy's ****** ******** money, but he got me arrested with his big mouth, so it kinda evens things out, dontcha think? fairs fair? what goes around comes around eh?

er... too much?
cathartic though - 2. adjective; cathartic, psychotherapeutic -- emotionally purging - although i prefer the noun

AvidFan

AvidFan
04-23-2006, 12:26 PM
Af.

AvidFan
04-23-2006, 12:38 PM
oh yeah I forgot:

I shop lift, not for drugs not for kicks, not as some cry for help, just cos I'm the last person you'd think of doing it and it's fun
(not from my friends, from shops, your kids are safer with me than anyone else on this planet)
I'm planning on ****** ******* in my **** - seriously I cant tell you that one! hehe we all have a wicked side

AF.

bairdduvessa
04-23-2006, 12:52 PM
i used to masturbate in public

Olivier E.
04-23-2006, 02:38 PM
I wanted to steal your DD page, with Wolverine and the Dog on it.

Well I still have some weeks to do it. If you don't get it back, you know wjo it was :twisted:

The Girl
04-23-2006, 04:51 PM
My secret is that I'm too scared to post my secrets here.

MACK!
04-24-2006, 04:42 PM
but what about you Dr David/Mr Mack?
your ******* comes from some where, what you got rattlin around in your closet? or does this game not include you?
AvidFan


I still feel a kind of guilt or regret for accidentally shooting my brother in the face with a bow and arrow.
Also for accidentally breaking Andy Lee's knee.
And for various other harm that I directly or indirectly caused to people in my youth.
(I think a lot of the Seiko story in Scarab was from my own life)(my mom used to say, that I didn't know an activity was over until someone was bleeding).

I always loved animals as a kid.
When I was around 3 or 4 years old, there was an old man that we would see on the street with his dog whle my mother and I walked to the grocery store. The old man would let me pet the dog.
One time, walking with my mother I saw the old man and the dog and I imediately ran to it in glee. Laughing and arms out in anticipation of petting the dog.
Even though it was a big dog and I was very tiny, and I had pet it many times before, I somehow spooked the dog by running at it.

The dog took off and ran into the street where it was promptly hit by a car and killed.
Right in front of the old man watching.
I felt terrible.
And felt bad about it for years as a kid.

MACK!
04-24-2006, 04:50 PM
When I was a kid, my mother was involved with various different sort of religious or para- religious - survivalist, armageddon type groups that most people would probably catagorize as cults.

We went from very regular types of churches to increasingly far out type places, culminating in some very strange events and involving strange people living at my house and my mother dissappearing for a while on the road on a kind of mission to fight evil spirits/demons, that resulted in a phone call from the police.
And stockpiling food and water and other things for the last days.
Also involving prayer healing and casting out demons, etc.
It was pretty hardcore strange but my little brother and I didn't fully realize how strange until later as we were so young.

I fully intend to write a story about it in detail some day.

jenifu
04-24-2006, 04:59 PM
When I was a kid, my mother was involved with various different sort of religious or para- religious - survivalist, armageddon type groups that most people would probably catagorize as cults.

We went from very regular types of churches to increasingly far out type places, culminating in some very strange events and involving strange people living at my house and my mother dissappearing for a while on the road on a kind of mission to fight evil spirits/demons, that resulted in a phone call from the police.
And stockpiling food and water and other things for the last days.
Also involving prayer healing and casting out demons, etc.
It was pretty hardcore strange but my little brother and I didn't fully realize how strange until later as we were so young.

I fully intend to write a story about it in detail some day.

it never ceases to astonish me, the things that one can - as a child - absorb and adapt to. there's none of the brittleness or disbelief or knee-jerk denial response that results from your world-view calcifying as you age - what is just IS, because it is.

i can't help wondering - while it makes children so very vulnerable, in some respects, how much less conflict would there be in the world if our perspectives STAYED that malleable?

Eric Williams
04-24-2006, 06:22 PM
My parents divorced when I was 4 years old and I still have no idea why.

AvidFan
04-25-2006, 05:13 AM
glad to see you joining in David!

it's been a fun thread and a cracking birthday present for me!
well it certainly beat the paper shedder anyways! :)

oh yeah - and other things
I set fire to a farmers hay barn when I about 9
and used sneak alkeehol from the family spirit bottles and take it to primary school
oh there's just oo much, hope other's decide to join in

Af.

jactinglim
04-26-2006, 02:52 AM
Glad to see you join in Ser David :) reminds me of when I used to heal people since I was a kid until a college classmate told me it's evil and started giving me pamphlets about how even a 'witch's soul can be saved XD

Anyway, I don't do the weird healing stuff anymore, but I still heal fast, myself ;)

AvidFan
04-28-2006, 04:32 AM
now come on you lil agents of the Noh
dont be shy...


fanatically yours
Af.

copypastepuke
04-30-2006, 08:38 PM
ive done more drugs than i should have.

GelfXIII
04-30-2006, 08:49 PM
ive done more drugs than i should have.


Me too. Done more drugs than you should have, I mean. Actually, I've done more drugs than both of us should have.:sad:

copypastepuke
04-30-2006, 10:00 PM
i've peed on things i shouldnt have peed on.

AvidFan
05-01-2006, 01:26 AM
is there such a thing as too many drugs? :)
britain at the end of the 80's... there was just too many drugs and not enough time!

Af.

InigoMontoya
05-01-2006, 04:54 PM
My neibough tried to seduce me in a porn movie sort of way. It was really obvious but I missed all the signs. The next day I went to my best friends wedding and recounted the tail of how weird my neibough was acting in front off all my friends.

It makes me cringe / laugh when I remember it.

It’s a year later and they haven’t yet let my forget it :)

Man In Street
05-01-2006, 07:44 PM
I know my own shoe size.

copypastepuke
05-02-2006, 06:15 AM
i saw a car filled with elderly people get hit by a train.

MarkChatman
05-03-2006, 11:30 AM
I secretly listen to Air Supply... :scared:

gwyllgi
05-07-2006, 08:59 PM
i accidentally killed a kitten when i was two.
to this day it makes me feel awful.

copypastepuke
05-07-2006, 09:03 PM
i broke into people's houses to steal beer/alcohol when i was like 13.

thommy
05-08-2006, 01:24 AM
I am dateing a university lecturer whos studying tobe a doctor of software engernering...shes waiting to be devorced,,her parents will kill me and her cos shes high race or something,,shes 30/31 and iam 23 still at university she is from inner mogolia. she wants me to move to the states or beijing with her when she gets her dream job in the future and i am actually considering it... shes a sly fox and super itelligent and i cant say no. and whenever i have doubts she sings to me in manderin..and thats just to sweet...lol...dont tell my mum.god thats a releif to say that

AvidFan
05-08-2006, 01:14 PM
I've got all Hanoi Rocks albums! and I'm fekkin proud to admit it!

and I know all the lyrics, which I'm not too proud to admit :(

Af.

antithesis
05-09-2006, 09:43 AM
hmm..

one of my best friends has been trying to get me to convert to her religion for 3 years now. i still haven't told her what i honestly think about her religion. if she knew how i really felt, i'd probably lose a friend. :(

i still feel bad for things i did when i was 5 years old.

it pisses me off when i see unintentional spelling and grammatical errors in books and comics.

i make jokes about terrible, terrible things. but people laugh, and i'm not sure what to think of that. people often think i'm joking when i'm actually being brutally honest.

MACK!
05-09-2006, 01:01 PM
hmm..

one of my best friends has been trying to get me to convert to her religion for 3 years now. i still haven't told her what i honestly think about her religion. if she knew how i really felt, i'd probably lose a friend. :(

i still feel bad for things i did when i was 5 years old.

it pisses me off when i see unintentional spelling and grammatical errors in books and comics.

i make jokes about terrible, terrible things. but people laugh, and i'm not sure what to think of that. people often think i'm joking when i'm actually being brutally honest.



I relate to that.
The feeling bad about stuff done as a child and also the laughing
I sometimes say something in earnest and people laugh as if I was joking or said it sarastically.
And sometimes when joking, they take it seriously.
I must have not learned the right inflection or something when growing up.

emeraldsundae
05-09-2006, 10:10 PM
I know all the dance moves to songs by the Spice Girls.


Not to mention words to all the songs.

Lazy_Metaphors
05-09-2006, 10:53 PM
I still blame myself for not staying in the room for five more minutes. The girl might be alive today.

Darediva
05-10-2006, 03:02 PM
I secretly drew a political cartoon for a teacher in high school, which had a little man standing there with a screw running through him, captioned: "AISD Teachers? Work hard and you will get your just reward. "

I nearly choked the next day when the teacher I assisted came into the room, waving the cartoon and saying, "Someone should get fired for this. Why, it's not even all done by the same person...the captions don't match in print style." Uhh...

She, nor any of the other staff, never found out who did that. Most clandestine thing I ever did. Would have gotten me expelled had they found out.

AvidFan
05-12-2006, 07:25 AM
I relate to that.

I sometimes say something in earnest and people laugh as if I was joking or said it sarastically.



that still happens to me all the time, it must be other people, and the shocked looks on their faces when you try to explain...

not quite yours, yours
AvidFan.

Jacob Lyon Goddard
08-10-2006, 10:45 AM
i worked for Disney for a month on a show that i didn't care about and that i knew was not going to be good
i did it only for money and prestige, and neglected theater companies and performance artists who actually needed my help to stage performances that i would have cared about or had a hand in crafting

and it made me sick to my stomach

Nelson
08-10-2006, 11:04 AM
When I worked at Blockbuster, we had a contest to create a T shirt design for employee shirts.

I drew a guy masturbating. :D

The suits were livid, we had a big company meeting about it. But since I somehow neglected to put my name on the design ( :innocent: ), no one ever knew it was me.

One of my friends figured it out, but to her credit she never gave me up.

GelfXIII
08-10-2006, 12:50 PM
When I was Napoleon Bonaparte in a previous life, I invaded Spain and made my brother the king there. I'm sorry about it now :(

MACK!
01-05-2009, 10:54 PM
When I was Napoleon Bonaparte in a previous life, I invaded Spain and made my brother the king there. I'm sorry about it now :(

:)

killingyouguy
01-08-2009, 06:14 PM
I am incredibly afraid that everyone I know/have ever met secretly hates me.

Pick The System!
01-08-2009, 09:11 PM
When I was sixteen a kid in my neighborhood killed my dog, which was less than one year old. On Halloween of the same year, I hit him in the back of the head with a golf club REAL hard. When he got out of the hospital he had developed a stutter and a lisp. To this day his parents think that it was a random act.

I'm still not sorry.

Rantz
01-08-2009, 09:30 PM
When I was around 3 or 4 years old, there was an old man that we would see on the street with his dog whle my mother and I walked to the grocery store. The old man would let me pet the dog.
One time, walking with my mother I saw the old man and the dog and I imediately ran to it in glee. Laughing and arms out in anticipation of petting the dog.
Even though it was a big dog and I was very tiny, and I had pet it many times before, I somehow spooked the dog by running at it.

The dog took off and ran into the street where it was promptly hit by a car and killed.
Right in front of the old man watching.
I felt terrible.
And felt bad about it for years as a kid.

I'm not even joking when I say a very similar situation happened to me when I was about 10. I was riding my bike and this big, mangy, scary dog was right in front of me. Because I was mauled by a dog when I was 5, I was TERRIFIED of big dogs as a kid. I slammed on my brakes, screaming in fear of this dog...

which freaked out, ran into the street, and got ran over by a semi. An old man on the sidewalk saw what happened, looked from the dog, twitching and convulsing in the street to me... tears pouring down my face... horrified at what I'd seen and felt like I'd done, and he slowly, angrily hissed at me: "WHAT... have you DONE?!"

Haunted me for years.

Treacle
01-08-2009, 09:54 PM
I ordered a subscription to Playboy magazine in my Dad's name when I was 11.

James H
01-09-2009, 06:50 AM
As a kid, I used to start fires all the time. I lit up dumpsters and brush fields. I only got caught once.

Rantz
01-09-2009, 10:41 PM
I've been working for over a year on a massive, ambitious project that will make a lot of people very happy, and piss off more than a few. (It's not a secret to David, since he knows what it is, but for everyone else it is. )

Arion
01-10-2009, 12:22 PM
When I worked at Blockbuster, we had a contest to create a T shirt design for employee shirts.

I drew a guy masturbating. :D

The suits were livid, we had a big company meeting about it. But since I somehow neglected to put my name on the design ( :innocent: ), no one ever knew it was me.

One of my friends figured it out, but to her credit she never gave me up.

That is an amazing story. You should post your design here (and don't worry, I am not part of the Blockbuster corporation).

jactinglim
09-24-2010, 05:11 AM
I know, old thread is old XD

Long story short: Redskullrudd brought me back into these forums after so many years (!) and I found this thread I used to post in and thought I'd give an update: I'm stopped loving that someone I can never marry anymore, since he started hurting me.

I'm now in love with someone else, and we're getting married soon ;)

MACK!
10-30-2010, 10:38 AM
I know, old thread is old XD

Long story short: Redskullrudd brought me back into these forums after so many years (!) and I found this thread I used to post in and thought I'd give an update: I'm stopped loving that someone I can never marry anymore, since he started hurting me.

I'm now in love with someone else, and we're getting married soon ;)

Congrats, Jac!
Glad to hear it!

Thanks for posting back here!
Great to hear from you.
Feel welcome to post your art here as well or links to your site or DA space.

I really love your Kabuki Marvel Cats!

Best to yoU!

michealdark
10-30-2010, 05:44 PM
I'm trying to come up with a believable neo-pagan superhero to introduce to comics. We have Dawn, but she's not really a superhero, and Tarot, but Balent's pornographic art distracts from the genuine Wiccan mythology and theology that he puts into the stories.