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BWC Boston
04-12-2006, 08:59 PM
Scientology is dangerous
04.12.2006:15:50


http://www.wwtdd.com/images/jt6.jpg


Jett Travolta, the 14 year old son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston is being raised under the strict guidelines of Scientology, despite the fact that the teachings prevent him from getting the care he needs to treat what appears to be autism. The Travolta's have blamed Jett's ill health in the past on Kawasaki syndrome, a disease I'm pretty sure they made up just now. They say it was caused by "environmental toxins", but that Jett was mostly-kinda "cured" after a detox regimen dictated by the writings of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, even though Jett still has all the same symptoms he had before.

But HollywoodInterrupted.com says that Jett clearly has autism, a conclusion shared by experts on the disease including executives from the Autism Society of America and Cure Autism Now. The Travolta's may be hesitant to admit Jett's disease because treatment would involve psychiatric care, a form of medicine strictly prohibited by Scientology.

God, I have got to start hanging out with Scientology chicks. If these girls can be tricked into endangering their own child, anal shouldn't be any problem at all. I'll just say once I wear you out back there, the thetans can be released and you'll be free. I likes 'em dumb!


http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=

Vonn Hennigar
04-12-2006, 09:01 PM
The writer for WWTDD is comedy gold. Seriously i laugh at least a little bit at almost all of his newsposts. Take this Jessica Simpson One.


Jessica Simpson is said to have landed the lead role as a lifeguard on Venice Beach in the big screen version of 'Baywatch', a movie long rumored to be in the works but an idea so damn dumb most people never thought it was real. Jessica will basically replace Pam Anderson as the star. A source says:

"Jessica really caught the eye in The Dukes of Hazzard film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role. Jessica has all the assets to make (Pam Andersons) part her own."

I ran into Jess the other day and, long story short, I banged her. She didn't say anything about this to me when we were done, but apparently that stuff really burns when it gets in your eyes, and she seemed a little preoccupied.

Hate_Prime
04-12-2006, 09:05 PM
Shouldn't this thread be closed for religion "bashing"?

Bedlam66
04-12-2006, 09:06 PM
Dude, you don't want to sleep with a chick into Scientology. I'm pretty sure that
Scientology is a disease and if you sleep with them you'll get it. Also I don't know if Stupid is contagious or not but I don't want to find out by touching a Scientologist. The World would be a better place if they all just Slit their wrists and died, or a gunshot to the head I'm not sure what treatment for the Disease is best.

Bedlam66
04-12-2006, 09:07 PM
Shouldn't this thread be closed for religion "bashing"? It's Not a Religion.

Hate_Prime
04-12-2006, 09:09 PM
What is it then?

A.Huerta
04-12-2006, 09:11 PM
Bunch a crazies.

Hate_Prime
04-12-2006, 09:12 PM
A Cult.

And the difference is?

RODGER
04-12-2006, 09:12 PM
What is it then?

a joke for everyone to laugh at!

Bedlam66
04-12-2006, 09:14 PM
What is it then?
A Cult, or A place for morons to worship a man who just wanted to make some cash. I'm also pretty sure that Practicing Scientology is one of the most sound reasons in the world for not allowing certain people to breed.

RODGER
04-12-2006, 09:16 PM
Shouldn't this thread be closed for religion "bashing"?

we're not allowed to bash religion?
when did that happen?

and if anything needs to be bashed, it's religion....

Vonn Hennigar
04-12-2006, 09:20 PM
Cause i NEVER get tired of Scientology Jokes/Gags.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Vonn_Hennigar/FreeXenu.jpg

t00lverine
04-12-2006, 09:20 PM
we're not allowed to bash religion?
when did that happen?

and if anything needs to be bashed, it's religion....

and wrestling...

Taxman
04-12-2006, 09:21 PM
It's Not a Religion.Now you're really bashing.

Hate_Prime
04-12-2006, 09:21 PM
A Cult, or A place for morons to worship a man who just wanted to make some cash.

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/bushbeat/archive/images/pat-robertson-robust-living.jpg

Hate_Prime
04-12-2006, 09:22 PM
a joke for everyone to laugh at!

http://www.mediawatchwatch.org.uk/wp-images/fuchsel.jpg

RODGER
04-12-2006, 09:25 PM
and wrestling...

feel free....

like you'd be the first one...lol

t00lverine
04-12-2006, 09:30 PM
feel free....

like you'd be the first one...lol

in the ring?:scared:

Bedlam66
04-12-2006, 09:33 PM
http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/bushbeat/archive/images/pat-robertson-robust-living.jpg
Pat isn't really a Christen, he just plays one on TV.

Bedlam66
04-12-2006, 09:35 PM
Now you're really bashing.
No in order for Religion Bashing to take place a Religion MUST be Present at the time of the bashing or it doesn't count.

Hate_Prime
04-12-2006, 09:36 PM
Pat isn't really a Christen, he just plays one on TV.

Oh really?

In any case L. Ron Hubbard wasn't really a scientologist, he just played one for his followers.

Hate_Prime
04-12-2006, 09:37 PM
No in order for Religion Bashing to take place a Religion MUST be Present at the time of the bashing or it doesn't count.

Again, what's the difference?

Bedlam66
04-12-2006, 09:46 PM
Oh really?

In any case L. Ron Hubbard wasn't really a scientologist, he just played one for his followers.
LOL

Brad N.
04-12-2006, 10:09 PM
No Religion bashing? Did I miss that one in the forum rules list? I know I missed the ebay one a while back and made the mistake of posting a link to a comic auction I put up and thought I'd give my fellow BendisBoarders a first crack at. Is this no religion bashing rule why it seems Warren Ellis' posts have been fewer lately? I'm not trying to Mod bash here either, but when does it stop? I get the feeling that eventually anything that may slightly piss off someone in the world will be banned. Also, what exactly constitutes religion bashing? Is it having a civil discussion about how Scientology is a bullshit scam and backing it up with facts, is it simply calling Mormons idiots, is it reciting various South Park episodes on said topic, all or none of the above?

Hate_Prime
04-12-2006, 10:11 PM
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6356/638si.jpg

half guard
04-13-2006, 05:19 AM
Oh really?

In any case L. Ron Hubbard wasn't really a scientologist, he just played one for his followers.

um, you really don't know much about the founding and doctrine of scientology do you? research l. ron hubbard (unbiased sources, not pro or anti scientology ones).

*edit* and bashing pat robertson should be okay, since you're not bashing a religion; just a religious moron.

Fourthman
04-13-2006, 06:02 AM
Rich people do crazy shit all the time. Scientology, whatever its merits (or detractions), is just a popular aegis to protect these people from having to submit to government agencies (e.g.: child welfare) like the rest of us have to.

TheManWithoutFear
04-13-2006, 08:06 AM
The Travolta's have blamed Jett's ill health in the past on Kawasaki syndrome, a disease I'm pretty sure they made up just now.

Someone doesn't watch House on Tuesday nights. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kawasaki_disease)

You know what I think? I think Tom Cruise and John Travolta are playing the biggest prank on the public and other celebrities are joining in on it. I mean Cruise and Travolta are too cool to be this lame. It doesn't make sense.


....or I'm in denial.

Hate_Prime
04-13-2006, 05:12 PM
um, you really don't know much about the founding and doctrine of scientology do you?

Yeah I do.

If you have somehow deduced what I know, how about you correct my supposed errors.

CraigM
04-13-2006, 05:16 PM
I hear breathing is dangerous as well. But, that's just what I hear.

Craig

Hate_Prime
04-13-2006, 05:18 PM
I hear breathing is dangerous as well. But, that's just what I hear.

Craig

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

gwyllgi
04-13-2006, 05:39 PM
holy shit. i'm spitting from now on/.

RebootedCorpse
04-13-2006, 05:41 PM
Scientology doesn't seem any crazier the any of the other ones.

Hate_Prime
04-13-2006, 06:31 PM
Scientology doesn't seem any crazier the any of the other ones.

Precisely.

http://www.crystalinks.com/shprieststourq.gif

bairdduvessa
04-13-2006, 07:34 PM
Scientology is a religion as people are dumb enough to follow it-just like all the other morons wo follow any religion. There I said it.

While I have nothing against having faith, religions are all made by people who want something, money, power, sex whatever. grrr


although I do like Boston's plans for the anal sex revolution...

Brad N.
04-13-2006, 08:23 PM
Everything you could possibly want to know about these fruit loops...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard