Anyone hear that Tom Cruise might have phantom sperm?

[batmanbooyah]

People are speculating that tom cruise ALLEGEDLY (he reads this forum too people) didn't get katie holmes pregnant, that it was chris klien and tom cruise ALLEGEDLY (he's in my ear) took in katie to get the media attention for mission ALLEGEDLY impossible 3.


i am now going to ALLEGEDLY get a rice crispy treat and ALLEGEDLY put peanut butter on it.


i ALLEGEDLY like chunky over smooth. my balls ALLEGEDLY itch.

[LenNWallace]

I'll bet he paid Chris to fuck her while he watched.

[TIP]

You got Xenu on my Rice Crispie Treat!
You got Rice Crispie Treat on my Balls!

T

[LenNWallace]

You got Xenu on my Rice Crispie Treat!
You got Rice Crispie Treat on my Balls!

T
:rofl:

[JamesV]

I'll bet he paid Chris to fuck her while he watched.

Yeah but who hasn't paid Chris Klein to do that?

[batmanbooyah]

didn't scarlet johansen come out and say her audition for mi3 was really just a audition to be tom cruise's wife at a scientology center?

[LenNWallace]

didn't scarlet johansen come out and say her audition for mi3 was really just a audition to be tom cruise's wife at a scientology center?
Kind of a bummer to see that Katie didn't make the cut into the movie, huh?

[YouStayClassy]

Wow, if Tom Cruise reads this board maybe he'll answer me why he never responded to that dis Brooke Shields laid down on him. That was HARSH man!

[pornbot2.5]

Phantom sperm? You mean thetans.

[batmanbooyah]

Phantom sperm? You mean thetans.


i thought they were the same thing?

[LenNWallace]

Wow, if Tom Cruise reads this board maybe he'll answer me why he never responded to that dis Brooke Shields laid down on him. That was HARSH man!
We won't know until Katie ends up smothering the baby to death with a pillow, will we?