So... I'm 13 this month.

[kelemanga]

I'm already starting to feel like shit.
I wanna have a good time though. Does anybody have any suggestions on what I should do?

[Ray G.]

Go get some, you horny teen you.

[ihategravity]

I'm already starting to feel like shit.
I wanna have a good time though. Does anybody have any suggestions on what I should do?

Stop bitching like a useless, goodfornothing teenager!
And get the fuck off my lawn.

[kelemanga]

Jesus smite you all.

[mike black]

Holy fuck. Really?

Damn.

Uh.

Go make a porn video that Ray would jerk off to.

[twigglet]

You're a teen now.

Get drunk, get laid, smoke weed, embaress everyone who knows you.

[twigglet]

Go get some, you horny teen you.

If I only had a penny for every time you'd said that.....

[Dead Moogle]

Wow considering some of the stuff thats posted here thats...uh...kind of disturbing.

[twigglet]

I think 15 should be the minimum age limit on the board.

[Ray G.]

Holy fuck. Really?

Damn.

Uh.

Go make a porn video that Ray would jerk off to.

Real teens aren't hot.

It's something about the combination of fictional and nubile......:D

[Shannon Chenoweth]

Wow, you're definitely in the minority here...not many kids here.

Anyway, enjoy it man. Before you know it, you'll be an adult with crazy adult responsibilities. :)

[twigglet]

Real teens aren't hot.

I am saddened.

I'm definitly never sending you pics again, that's for sure.

[joeAR]

great now I feel old.

[Bart A Thompson]

Wow, you're definitely in the minority here...not many kids here.

Anyway, enjoy it man. Before you know it, you'll be an adult with crazy adult responsibilities. :)

*nods in agreement*

[Ray G.]

I am saddened.

I'm definitly never sending you pics again, that's for sure.

Talk to me when you turn 18.

And don't think I can't see those feds in the van spying on me whenever you come over.

[kari]

I'm already starting to feel like shit.
I wanna have a good time though. Does anybody have any suggestions on what I should do?
:Panic: *covers Beethoven Wannabe's eyes* 13! oh my god, the things you have been exposed to in here. *licks finger wipes smudges from Beethoven Wannabe's face* You poor thing, the things these animals have exposed you to. :lol:

[Your Pal, Carl]

:Panic: *covers Beethoven Wannabe's eyes* 13! oh my god, the things you have been exposed to in here. *licks finger wipes smudges from Beethoven Wannabe's face* You poor thing, the things these animals have exposed you to. :lol:
Don't think you're not to blame for 75% of those things. ;)

[Ben]

Start enjoying what could be the best, most carefree 5 years of your life!

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Start enjoying what could be the best, most carefree 5 years of your life!

Eh. The years 13-16 are highly overrated. I enjoyed 17-20 much more.

[Adam Beranek]

Rent this movie...its totally hot!!!

http://www.impawards.com/2003/posters/thirteen.jpg

[Ray G.]

Rent this movie...its totally hot!!!

http://www.impawards.com/2003/posters/thirteen.jpg

I can't see the image, but I know what you're talking about.

I can't believe it stars the Androgynous little girl from Once and Again.

Little Jessie Sammler, she grew up and filled out.

[Adam Beranek]

I can't see the image, but I know what you're talking about.

I can't believe it stars the Androgynous little girl from Once and Again.

Little Jessie Sammler, she grew up and filled out.

Does this work?

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/179876.1020.A.jpg

[Ray G.]

Does this work?

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/179876.1020.A.jpg

Oh yes. :Oops:

[Adam Beranek]

I can't see the image, but I know what you're talking about.

I can't believe it stars the Androgynous little girl from Once and Again.

Little Jessie Sammler, she grew up and filled out.

The other chick from Thirteen is on the OC now.

http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/51/images/ff.reed.jpg

She co-wrote the movie.

[Angel of Distraction]

I hear there are some very nice lollipops available at a wide variety of candy stores.

[Pat Shatner]

There's nothing wrong with the frequency with which you masturbate.

Be careful when you're dryfucking girls, you dont want to chafe your cock too badly. It hurts.

Most of your peers are about to turn into enormous pricks. But so will you, so try not to judge anyone too harshly.

Get in as many fights as you can before you turn 18.

I can't believe there's a thirteen year old on THIS board. That blows my mind.

[who cares?]

wow, and i thought i was young here......... guess 18 doesnt cut it as "young" anymore....

[Brewtown Andy]

I'm already starting to feel like shit.I'm turning 28 this month, so stop your whining.

[james michael]

youre 13, smoke some pot, and then get in trouble with the law...
they cant fucking touch you, so enjoy it while it lasts...

[BrianS]

my advice? don't drink, don't smoke, but masterbate to your hearts content.

[Mr. E!]

13? Christ...I have underware older than this kid...

[Ray G.]

13? Christ...I have underware older than this kid...

I have a TV older than him. :?

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

i never thought a little kid would be on this board.

[james michael]

my advice? don't drink, don't smoke.
what do you do?
:?

[sequential_artist]

:jackoff:

[TIP]

For you're birthday I'm sending you a Spiro-Graph and fudge.

T

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

For you're birthday I'm sending you a Spiro-Graph and fudge.

T
:lol:

[kari]

Don't think you're not to blame for 75% of those things. ;)
:lol:
I'm a very bad parent. Thats probably why I don't have kids..........or why people don't let me babysit. :D

[kari]

For you're birthday I'm sending you a Spiro-Graph and fudge.

T
you may have to explain the Spiro-Graph to him.:D

[TIP]

you may have to explain the Spiro-Graph to him.:D

Could I just lie and say it's some charts and what-not on the politcal career of former vice-president Agnew?

T

[Amos Moses]

13? I'd say thats too young for this board. What the hell brings you here anyway? The bitching? Bendis' stereotypical Jewish features/voice that are unintentionally hilarious/adorable? C'mon Kiddo, you've got too much energy to be sitting on your ass in front of a computer.

[kari]

Could I just lie and say it's some charts and what-not on the politcal career of former vice-president Agnew?

T
Then you would have to explain it to me :D

[james michael]

13? I'd say thats too young for this board. What the hell brings you here anyway? The bitching? Bendis' stereotypical Jewish features/voice that are unintentionally hilarious/adorable? C'mon Kiddo, you've got too much energy to be sitting on your ass in front of a computer.
how old are you?
15?

[Amos Moses]

how old are you?
15?
19

[james michael]

19
wow, those six years make you soooo much more able to be here, as well as call 13 year olds "kiddo"...
;)

[Amos Moses]

wow, those six years make you soooo much more able to be here, as well as call 13 year olds "kiddo"...
;)
I totally agree.

[james michael]

I totally agree.
and that just shows how wrong you are...
you cant discern a sarcastic wink when you see one...

[who cares?]

and that just shows how wrong you are...
you cant discern a sarcastic wink when you see one...

i'm 18 and i agree with him

[Amos Moses]

and that just shows how wrong you are...
you cant discern a sarcastic wink when you see one...
It would appear that neither can you.

Perhaps I'm expecting too much from a Texan. :twisted:

[Randomus]

I will bet my life savings that at least 90% of the people here were exposed to the same or worse at 12 or younger.

So really, it's not a big deal.

[james michael]

I will bet my life savings that at least 90% of the people here were exposed to the same or worse at 12 or younger.

So really, it's not a big deal.
a 18 yr old romanadian and a 19 year old from the land of pologamy seem to think you dont know what youre talking about...

[innocentboy]

wha

[copypastepuke]

SPIRO-GRAPHS RULE.

for the record.


happy 13th.
you are now officially a teenager.
therefore, you can go through phases of clothing now. goth, scenester, skater, whatever your heart desires! or whatever is the cool new in thing!


seriously though, 13th birthday.
i say buy a new video game and play it.
id suggest to do what i did on my 13th, but i wasnt a very good kid.

[John Drake]

I didn't know we had teens on the board.

[Dannñ B]

I didn't know we had teens on the board. Seriously?

[copypastepuke]

I didn't know we had teens on the board.

i dont know why so many people are surprised by this.

half of this board is tlaking about television shows that are on the WB and other shows that high schoolers LOVES.

[ItsDLEVY]

half of this board is tlaking about television shows that are on the WB and other shows that Bendis LOVES.

I fixed that for you.

[Your Pal, Carl]

:lol:
I'm a very bad parent. Thats probably why I don't have kids..........or why people don't let me babysit. :D
I'll be sure to cross your name off my list of potential babysitters when I have kids.

[james michael]

i dont know why so many people are surprised by this.

half of this board is tlaking about television shows that are on the WB and other shows that high schoolers LOVES.
i think its more to the testament that most of em are pretty fucking smart, so you dont expect em to be younger like that...
twigglet surprised the fuck out of me...

[copypastepuke]

I fixed that for you.
hahahahah

thanks!

[John Drake]

Seriously?

Yeah I figured 17 at the most..

[james michael]

Yeah I figured 17 at the most..
you are wroooong...
some of the coolest posters (i think) cant even buy cigarettes...
ok, well a couple of cool posters anyways...

[Justin.Strange]

Happy birthday yung'un. ::hands him a bottle of Jack and a pack of Marlboro Reds::