Does England have indoor plumbing?

[bachman]

I'm writing a paper and I can't find a straight answer to this simple question on the internet. Plus I know we have a few board members who live there. I've never been, so any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

[Gregory]

[inserts quick "Queen on the throne" joke]

[joeyart]

they do, but it's only behind one door and they have to hold it all year until it's their turn...

[Natty P]

They don't even have toilet paper, they use their left hand to wipe and their right to eat.


Savages over there in the United Kingdom.

[Taki Soma]

are you serious?

[Shane W]

:mistrust:

[TIP]

What loo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

T

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

Yes, for which, like most things, you can thank the Romans.

[Thomas Mauer]

They live in castles. Of course they have indoor plumbing. It's built into the ramparts. During a siege, they can shit on their enemies.

[AAlgar]

Yes, for which, like most things, you can thank the Romans.

Yes, but apart from sanitation, roads, education and the wine... WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US??

[Howlett]

Yes, but apart from sanitation, roads, education and the wine... WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US??
*raises hand*

Brought peace?

[AAlgar]

*raises hand*

Brought peace?

Oh, PEACE. :roll:

SHUT UP! :x

[Howlett]

Oh, PEACE. :roll:

SHUT UP! :x
:(

*is silent*

[Jim T.]

This thread has gotten entirely too silly.

[Oeming]

I'm writing a paper and I can't find a straight answer to this simple question on the internet. Plus I know we have a few board members who live there. I've never been, so any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

You ARE joking, right?

[SteveZegers]

Yeah but they call the toilet a "crap box" and the paper "Queens Bank Holiday"

[TIP]

Yeah but they call the toilet a "crap box" and the paper "Queens Bank Holiday"


BWA HA :lol:

T

[Ivan In Da Crypt]

Yeah but they call the toilet a "crap box" and the paper "Queens Bank Holiday"

i dont get it...
but we do have a bank holiday coming up next month!

[Kensington]

Yes, for which, like most things, you can thank the Romans.I prefer to thank them for the vomitoriums. :heart:

[bachman]

Yeah but they call the toilet a "crap box" and the paper "Queens Bank Holiday"

Pansies.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

I prefer to thank them for the vomitoriums. :heart:

And buggery.

[bachman]

I'm glad you all think this is so funny.

My paper is due tomorrow morning, and Professor McDonough is really riding me these days...

[TIP]

I prefer to thank them for the vomitoriums. :heart:

Someone fetch me my pukin' plumage.

T

[Ivan In Da Crypt]

Pansies.

HEY!
watch it!
I bet us Britishers can out drink any of you yanks! :D

[The-Last-Man]

I'm writing a paper and I can't find a straight answer to this simple question on the internet. Plus I know we have a few board members who live there. I've never been, so any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

Yes, we do have indoor plumbing.

We even have Charmin toilet paper!

[Oeming]

Bachman- in case you NOT joking- yes, indoor plumbing-but Im sure you ARE joking.

If you were not joking, hypothetically- I would really come down on you for being an embarrassing ignorant American stereotype who doesn't know shit thats not right in front of him. Those people are not only sad, but piss me off with that kind of stupidity. We arent talking about an obscure country here, like Texas.

But I know you are joking. You have read newspapers, seen CNN, maybe the occasional World News like the BBC, right? You know they have cars, airlines, newschannels, TV, satalites, and video games, so surely, after flying those planes or running those airlines or doing those newscasts, you arent imagining they are using a FUCKING OUTHOUSE after.

See, I know youre joking:)
Are you in highschool?

PS
THe Welsh shit outside, even though they have indoor plumbing.

[Kensington]

you arent imagining they are using a FUCKING OUTHOUSE I thought that was the TARDIS! :mad:

[Oeming]

Actually, did they ever make a toilet joke in Doctor Who?

[Kensington]

Actually, did they ever make a toilet joke in Doctor Who?They venture into fart humor in the next two episodes, to the consternation of some (though not me).

I remember an episode of Mystery Science Theater, during which one of the robots said "Quick! Into the TARDIS!" when they showed an outhouse in a movie. Wotta riot! :lol:

[Howlett]

THe Welsh shit outside, even though they have indoor plumbing.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Doug]

THe Welsh shit outside, even though they have indoor plumbing.

Even Catherine Zeta-Jones? If so, thats hot.

[Oeming]

Actually, a very famous Vertigo colorist has family in Ireland who live in the country who have an outhouse.

[amy]

This is a joke, right?

[bachman]

Bachman- in case you NOT joking- yes, indoor plumbing-but Im sure you ARE joking.

If you were not joking, hypothetically- I would really come down on you for being an embarrassing ignorant American stereotype who doesn't know shit thats not right in front of him. Those people are not only sad, but piss me off with that kind of stupidity. We arent talking about an obscure country here, like Texas.

But I know you are joking. You have read newspapers, seen CNN, maybe the occasional World News like the BBC, right? You know they have cars, airlines, newschannels, TV, satalites, and video games, so surely, after flying those planes or running those airlines or doing those newscasts, you arent imagining they are using a FUCKING OUTHOUSE after.

See, I know youre joking:)
Are you in highschool?

PS
THe Welsh shit outside, even though they have indoor plumbing.

Heh, I love you Oeming.

I'm 25, and yes I was joking.

[Susan BANthony]

PS
THe Welsh shit outside, even though they have indoor plumbing.

:x

:cry:

The Welsh get no respect, even though we gave the world Thomas Jefferson.

[Kensington]

:x

:cry:

The Welsh get no respect, even though we gave the world Thomas Jefferson.All I ever got from Wales is a social disease. :Oops: :mad:

Still, it is the current home of Dr Who. :heart:

[Artie Pink]

But do they have souls?

[bachman]

But do they have souls?

Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers?

Of course they don't.

[Kensington]

But do they have souls?I'm pretty sure they're like dogs -- good to have around, man's best friend and all that, but no souls. :lol:

[xyzzy]

:x

:cry:

The Welsh get no respect, even though we gave the world Thomas Jefferson.

What do you expect with the name of your people means to swindle/fail to fulfill an obligation?

[sumopanda]

I heard people in england have four arms instead of two like us normal people, and that they can't grow hair and they can damn you to hell with their eyeballs!!! I guess that's what happens when you live in a third world country like that though ;)

[Kensington]

I heard people in england have four arms instead of two like us normal people, and that they can't grow hair and they can damn you to hell with their eyeballs!!! I guess that's what happens when you live in a third world country like that though ;)I heard they all look like this:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y5/LordKensington/Mary_Poppins_press_photo_1.jpg

[Ryan Elliott]

Wow, this was a really stupid joke.

[Kensington]

Wow, this was a really stupid joke.Ha ha! Guess who thought they had indoor plumbing all this time? :razz:

[sumopanda]

Ha ha! Guess who thought they had indoor plumbing all this time? :razz:
Yeah, that was the stove you were using all that time! :lol: LOLOLOL!!! Jokes on you!!!

[Kensington]

Yeah, that was the stove you were using all that time! :lol: LOLOLOL!!! Jokes on you!!!:shock:

I thought that was STEW! :sick: