Overhead at work. the return...

[Noodle]

I had to revive this from the savage Breakfast board. even though this was not at work but in my car and said by my wife i think it fits the theme well enough


"its not just dick, its not just shit, its dickshit!"

[Brian Reed]

Allow me to bring back my own personal favorite:

French Woman: What is this word "bukake"?

Confused Guy : What did you just say?

FW: Bukake? Am I saying it right?

CG: Uh. Yes.

FW: What is it?

CG: It, uh... it's like a... beauty contest.

FW: Ah. Okay.

[ramtower]

"I've got my fingers in Vin Diesel's pie."

[ramtower]

I had to revive this from the savage Breakfast board. even though this was not at work but in my car and said by my wife i think it fits the theme well enough


"its not just dick, its not just shit, its dickshit!"

Aki rocks, by the way.

[mewelke]

"How is it that commercial claims body wash is masculine? I use soap. If I could I would use soap rendered in fat...soap rendered from fat from planned parenthood. That would get me clean."

[Brian Reed]

Aki rocks, by the way.

And now you claim Noodle's wife's name is Aki? That's like me saying my friend Dave has a wife named Nne.

[Noodle]

the mystery continues...

[ramtower]

It most certainly does.

When are you in Japan again? Keep your eyes peeled for (ha!) a used FFXII if you'd be so kind. One of our wives is very interested in playing it, but not at full price.

[Noodle]

Im here now, Ill keep an eye out.
I swear this country hates me , Ive been here 2 days and already and earthquake and a crazy thunderstorm that sounded like gunshots. I think Ill be ok as long as Godzilla doesnt go on a rampage.

[Brian Reed]

What's that sound?! (http://www.godzilla.stopklatka.pl/dzwieki/godz4.wav)

And I couldn't decide between the good theme song (http://www.godzillatemple.com/hidden/godtheme.wav) or the great theme song (http://www.godzillatemple.com/hidden/godzuki.wav).

[ramtower]

Noodle will appreciate any Smash Brothers-related comments:

"Bill's just milking his hole!"

[Brian Reed]

Oh yeah! We gotta get our Smash Brothers on this weekend.

[ramtower]

Oh yeah! We gotta get our Smash Brothers on this weekend.

You are so fucked.

[Taxman]

Noodle will appreciate any Smash Brothers-related comments:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Micro%20Heroes/Peach.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Micro%20Heroes/Roy.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Micro%20Heroes/Sheik.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Micro%20Heroes/CaptainFalcon.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Micro%20Heroes/DonkeyKong.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Micro%20Heroes/Mario.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Micro%20Heroes/Ness.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Micro%20Heroes/Kirby.gif

[ramtower]

I'm creeped out that Sheik has a bigger package than Captain Falcon.

[mewelke]

I'm creeped out that Sheik has a bigger package than Captain Falcon.

Thanks to the duct tape you can't tell that Princess Peach actually has the largest.

[Noodle]

I was in a game store in japan yesterday and Smash Bros still sells for 65 bucks!
also when if you take a left at the nintendo aisle youre in the anime porn section, no warning or seperation, one minute ds games the next tentacles and naked anime chicks.

[mewelke]

also when if you take a left at the nintendo aisle youre in the anime porn section, no warning or seperation, one minute ds games the next tentacles and naked anime chicks.

Maybe I'll rethink my plans to go to China, and go check out Japan instead. I'd like to live in a world without any seperation between me and the naked anime chicks.

[Brian Reed]

Just got this e-mail:

"Im meeting someone out in the parking lot to sell my billy joel tickets. Will someone go with me to make sure I don’t get murdered? >_<"

[mewelke]

Billy Joel tickets? Even at Blizzard where Morhaime would continually pawn off tickets to the crap bands he loves, I cannot imagine Billy Joel tickets being owned.

[Brian Reed]

Billy Joel tickets? Even at Blizzard where Morhaime would continually pawn off tickets to the crap bands he loves, I cannot imagine Billy Joel tickets being owned.

I couldn't believe the number of Billy Joel songs I was able to parody while taunting this guy about owning Billy Joel tickets.

[Alysha]

I couldn't believe the number of Billy Joel songs I was able to parody while taunting this guy about owning Billy Joel tickets.

You know, I'm one of those snotty, obscure punk and ska band lovin' audiophiles, but I still love me some Billy Joel.

To recap, :hulk:

[mewelke]

I couldn't believe the number of Billy Joel songs I was able to parody while taunting this guy about owning Billy Joel tickets.

Come to think it, even as old as Billy Joel is now, it probably isn't as lame as the "would anyone like my Toad the Wet Sprocket" email. I think I sprained my spleen laughing at that one.

[mewelke]

I couldn't believe the number of Billy Joel songs I was able to parody while taunting this guy about owning Billy Joel tickets.

Did he succumb to Pressure?

[Brian Reed]

All of this is from one side of a phone call. I started typing while it was still in progress. I think I got most of it down.


No, look, listen to me.

No. YOU listen to ME.

I don't know what you're doing. Just stop the car and tell me where you are.

No! The airport should be on your left. Stop the car.

The road goes around under the freeway.

I'm in a meeting, I need to -- I'm not getting mad.

JUST STOP THE CAR! AND TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE!

You should be on a residential street.

No.

Andrea, listen --

The airport should be on your left.

No. Stop the car. Can you please stop the car. You're going the wrong way.



And then he hung up. I can't figure out for the life of me what the other half of that conversation would have been.

[Ascius]

I dunno what they're doing over there, but this is apparently how they get it done...
"What you need to figure out is what you want that I have, and would die to protect... other than my anal virginity." -Bender to Scott Smith