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james michael
03-17-2006, 01:05 PM
i got a package from arizona today, and i dont know anyone who wouldmail me from arizona...
i opened the package to find 8 big ass syringes filled with fluid and some other shit, enclosed in a big ziplock bag, along with a piece of paper congratulating me on my purchase of mushroom spores...
i dont know how to cultivate shrooms, and probably didnt mail in $300 to get some spores, so i really dont know what to do with it...
anyone know how to cultivate shrooms?

Blake Sims
03-17-2006, 01:10 PM
no but that is really wierd

james michael
03-17-2006, 01:11 PM
no but that is really wierd
i think there si a god, and he loves me...

Blake Sims
03-17-2006, 01:11 PM
i think there si a god, and he loves me...
evidentally

Modok Gas
03-17-2006, 01:50 PM
Try squirting the mushroom spores around the inner rim of your toilet. Close the lid, turn up the heat, and you'll have a mushroom farm in no time.

james michael
03-17-2006, 01:53 PM
Try squirting the mushroom spores around the inner rim of your toilet. Close the lid, turn up the heat, and you'll have a mushroom farm in no time.
...

i need to use my toilet...

Foolish Mortal
03-17-2006, 02:19 PM
i got a package from arizona today, and i dont know anyone who wouldmail me from arizona...
i opened the package to find 8 big ass syringes filled with fluid and some other shit, enclosed in a big ziplock bag, along with a piece of paper congratulating me on my purchase of mushroom spores...
i dont know how to cultivate shrooms, and probably didnt mail in $300 to get some spores, so i really dont know what to do with it...
anyone know how to cultivate shrooms?

I personally would not have opened a strange package from somewhere I don't know anyone or wasn't expecting.

james michael
03-17-2006, 02:20 PM
I personally would not have opened a strange package from somewhere I don't know anyone or wasn't expecting.
thank god im nto you...

Kody
03-17-2006, 02:24 PM
Try using it like Botox, just to see what happens.

RøcketFrøg
03-17-2006, 02:27 PM
You know where a syringe will fit, don't you?

james michael
03-17-2006, 02:28 PM
You know where a syringe will fit, don't you?
depends on the type of syringe...

RøcketFrøg
03-17-2006, 02:31 PM
depends on the type of syringe...
Heh.

Do you ever online shop when you're wasted?

james michael
03-17-2006, 02:33 PM
Heh.

Do you ever online shop when you're wasted?
please...
i wouldnt allow myself a credit card...

RøcketFrøg
03-17-2006, 02:33 PM
please...
i wouldnt allow myself a credit card...
Probably for the best.

Foolish Mortal
03-18-2006, 07:08 AM
thank god im not you...

What? Has everyone forgotten about the Unibomber already? I'm just saying...:cool:

james michael
03-18-2006, 02:18 PM
What? Has everyone forgotten about the Unibomber already? I'm just saying...:cool:
i found out a friend used my name and address to get shrooms shipped to him, so the dea doesnt come after him... if they came after me, i wouldnt have them... he just forgot to tell me...
my friends are very stupid...

Foolish Mortal
03-18-2006, 02:49 PM
i found out a friend used my name and address to get shrooms shipped to him, so the dea doesnt come after him... if they came after me, i wouldnt have them... he just forgot to tell me...
my friends are very stupid...

:lol: I can sympathize. When I used to live in an apartment, I had the dumbest roommate, ever! You should kick your friend's ass like I did my roommate once. :)

james michael
03-18-2006, 02:56 PM
:lol: I can sympathize. When I used to live in an apartment, I had the dumbest roommate, ever! You should kick your friend's ass like I did my roommate once. :)
oh, i told him i get free shrooms once hes got em going :D

pornbot2.5
03-18-2006, 03:49 PM
i found out a friend used my name and address to get shrooms shipped to him, so the dea doesnt come after him... if they came after me, i wouldnt have them... he just forgot to tell me...
my friends are very stupid...

psilocybin rocks, especially when you poop on it!

james michael
03-18-2006, 03:52 PM
psilocybin rocks, especially when you poop on it!
im looking forward to the penis envy, myself...