Snakes On A Plane: The Trailer!

[Petey Parker]

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

Boo yah

[Tyeron]

Ohh Ma Gawd
i can't believe how horrible that is
i mean take me with a grain of salt and watch it.. but .. wow
i think i lost something in the viewing.. innocence? optimism? testicular fortitude.. who can say

[james michael]

thats gonna suck so bad...

[Petey Parker]

The fact that it looks like a bad Sci Fi Channel movie has me even more excited to see it. Check out that awful CGI. This is gonna be so much fun.

[BENDIS!]

brilliant!

[Tyeron]

sarcasm?

[Thomas Mauer]

It can't be anything but sarcasm.

[Shwicaz]

I think this movie will be as good/bad as Anaconda and Anacondas.

both films I enjoyed, despite them being wholly ridiculous.

Can't wait!!!

[RøcketFrøg]

He hit somebody with a snake. On a plane.

[Shwicaz]

Ok, just saw the trailer


THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!

AND IF IT SUCKS, IT WILL BE FUNNER

If they need a tag line for the poster, they should put:

"IT'S DEEP BLUE SEA, BUT WITH SNAKES....ON A PLANE....."


:lol:

CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!!

[Shwicaz]

my serious minded husband looked at the trailer and had this to say:

"You know what the scary thing is? That they would probably make it through the security screenings at the airport with no problem. It has a problem detecting live things."

I gave hime the :roll: and told him it was just a movie, and not to look too deep.

[MIKE D]

That is only the single greatest trailer in the history of motion pictures.

[SteveZegers]

This will either be the best movie ever made or the worst. No room in the middle.

[noble]

Holy shit.

I'm speechless.

Me of all people.

Without one witty fucking comeback to...whatever that was.

Sam Jackson, it's been a good run.

[Shwicaz]

did you not like the snake coming out of the obese woman's cleavage?

or Sam Jackson smacking that snake upside that guy's head?

Sadly, after watching the trailer, the only thing I feel bad for is the cat in the carrier.

[noble]

did you not like the snake coming out of the obese woman's cleavage?

or Sam Jackson smacking that snake upside that guy's head?

Sadly, after watching the trailer, the only thing I feel bad for is the cat in the carrier.

Oh it's going to be hillariously bad. One of those movies that only come along once in a decade where it's just so horribly cheesy, you can't help but laugh and enjoy yourself over the utter obsurditiy of what you're watching.

It's just I can't believe Sam Jackson agreed to be any part of it, and I think it's going to torpedo what's left of his career.

[Shwicaz]

Oh it's going to be hillariously bad. One of those movies that only come along once in a decade where it's just so horribly cheesy, you can't help but laugh and enjoy yourself over the utter obsurditiy of what you're watching.

It's just I can't believe Sam Jackson agreed to be any part of it, and I think it's going to torpedo what's left of his career.


this is the man who starred in Deep Blue Sea.....and THE MAN


if that didn't kill his career, this probably won't either.

[The Cheap-Arse Film Critic]

This will be the B-Movie of 2006.

I shall assemble a group of my boys, we shall hit at least three bars, then watch this completely tanked up, just as Jesus insisted it be watched. And we shall have a marvelous time.

[RODGER]

love it!!!!

can't wait to see it!

[Matt Jay]

Wow. I knew it was going to be bad, but that bad?

[Shwicaz]

for me, that bad is damn good!

(I love movies like MOSQUITO, TICS, FRANKENFISH, DEEP BLUE SEA, BATS, etc)

[JHester]

Snakes on a Mother Fuckin Plane!!!
This has all the makings of the greatest BAD movie of all time.

[Brian Defferding]

This is gonna be the greatest movie of year, period.

[Pat Loika]

:standing ovation:

P.

[Shwicaz]

is it sad that we are so easily pleased by even the simplest fare...?

sort of like a newborn getting all wide eyed because a light catches his eye?

:lol:

[Freeway]

Cancel the Oscars, we have our Best Picture. Scorsese will just have to wait another year...

[McAfee]

My soul just threw up.

[Evan the Shaggy]

Arg its not working for me. I need to see this!

[Generic Poster]

Damn! Not working for me either!

I still think they should have used my tag line:

"If you see only one movie about snakes on a plane this year - make it SNAKES ON A PLANE."

[Evan the Shaggy]

Youtube has it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8aAkHGCuQT4&search=snakes%20plane%20trailer%20sam%20samuel%20j ackson

:lol:

[YouStayClassy]

This is going to be better than Army Of Darkness.

[Generic Poster]

Thanks Evan!

[DeadMike]

I can not wait for this film! Er I mean movie. Well I guess this is more like a flick. Anyway here's two supposed Sam Jackson quotes from the film....

"You know all the goddamn security scenarios we ran? How many did we do? Fifty? Sixty? A hundred? Well, we didn't run this one."

and

"Bomb squad missed them. Particle detection missed them. And the goddamn infrared team missed them. Because the fucking bastards are cold-blooded."

Classic. This just might sweep the Oscarsssssss

[Supajoe]

holy god

[MIKE D]

This is going to be the greatest in-theater MST3K experience of my adult life.

[JamesV]

Sweet gods, why do I have to wait for this?

[Ryan_ZOOM_Turner]

Youtube has it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8aAkHGCuQT4&search=snakes%20plane%20trailer%20sam%20samuel%20j ackson

:lol:
You just saved my whole day, that is the greatest movie trailer ever!!

[WAKKAJAWAKKA]

Edit. Holy God That's Great.

Wayno.

[Cth]

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/10/1141878046559.jpg

[Lab-Rat]

I can't watch the trailer because it's blocked on the networkd. :sad:

[YouStayClassy]

Oncesssssssss a maaaaaaaaan!

:rofl:

[Justin.Strange]

the fat dude from Goodburger just bitchslapped a snake!

[Fourthman]

It cured my cancer and still managed to taste like Gina Torres' sweet butter.

I'd propose a NY drinkup around this if I didn't know one of our regulars was getting married the next day.

[NickT]

....I just came.

[Lab-Rat]

Ok...guy at work found a site that had it that wasn't block.

DUDE...that rocked. I'm totally excited for this movie.

[Bill?]

OMG! i want to build a little shrine to this movie in my backyard and worship it daily!

[The Roman Candle]

I don't know if I just came or if my testicles melted. Possibly both.

[Dan]

A snake was climbing up the stairs!

This movie will be the cinematic equivalent of Nextwave. Snakesplode!

[Brad N.]

I remember when Sam first mentioned the words "Snakes on a Plane" and I knew then I would be in love. Seeing this trailer has given me a new lease on life. I got out of my wheelchair and threw away my Juiceman, Ab Roller, and Gazelle because I just lost 50 pounds watching this! Take it from me, Snakes on a Plane WILL change your life!

[Scott JB]

everyone whos said anything bad about this movie does not have a soul.

[NATE!]

This is going to be fucking awesome.

[Howlett]

Okay, I just watched this and I think my stupidity got stupider :?

[VKValentine]

Oh my god yes. That plane has snakes on it!

[rembret]

well,i'm not going to pay 8 bucks to see it in the theater,but i'll be sure to catch it on dvd a month later.:)

[FedEx Fanboy]

That was one of the best moments I'll ever experience in my lifetime...

This will be the best movie of 2006.

I must go change my pants now.

[moonspider]

SNAKES ONNA PLANE MUTHAFUCKA!!!

[THWIP!]

That was amazing. It doesn't lie about what it is. I can't wait to go see it with my friends.

[Adam Beranek]

It is gonna rule!

[Gunter]

For the longest time I thought Snakes on a Plane was just a board in joke.

But now I know.

IT'S SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!

[Binx]

For the longest time I thought Snakes on a Plane was just a board in joke.

But now I know.

IT'S SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!

Ha, I know what you mean. I kept thinking someone would eventually say "ha, gotcha." I mean, they wouldn't actually make a movie called Snakes on a Plane, and spend real money on it and have actual actors in it, would they?

Actually YES!

I'm thinking this will be brilliantly bad as oppsed to just boring and painful bad. I may even go to the theater to see this. 8-)

[Gunter]

I think this will be Plan 9 From Outer Space bad.

[chris page]

this is an outstandingly bad movie.. horrible cgi snakes aside.

i may see it a dozen times.

[Ravengregory]

:)

[Kenneth I. Wolfe]

Whoa... it's directed by the same guy who did Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco!

You know, I actually think this will be good.