Reeding Kubiak

[Howlett]

Because, as hard as I try, I just can't break the 4 mile barrier?
Oh I am SOOOOO going to drop Ms Marvel now :mad:

No I'm not :surrend:

[Hot Pink]

Because, as hard as I try, I just can't break the 4 mile barrier?

if you are talkiing about your penis size, i heard a massage therapist talking about how she can massage a dudes pelvis and increase the dong size by at least two inches.

[Cth]

It's the FINAL COUNTDOWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

http://newcomicreviews.com/bkvtotherescue.jpg

?

[Howlett]

http://newcomicreviews.com/bkvtotherescue.jpg

?
:lol:

[Hot Pink]

is that the hole that the goonies escaped from the fortelli's in?

[Your Pal, Carl]

This thread needs to be bumped. Now that Mack has a Kubiak thread, how will this forum pass his?

[Howlett]

This thread needs to be bumped. Now that Mack has a Kubiak thread, how will this forum pass his?
Through the sheer willpower of "The GA....."........... yeah, I got nothin' :dunno:

[SimiBoyz]

I'll certainly not help it along

[Howlett]

I'll certainly not help it along
Good, wouldn't want you to strain yourself by exerting yourself :lol:

[Your Pal, Carl]

I'll certainly not help it along
Well, thanks anyway. :dunno:

[SimiBoyz]

Good, wouldn't want you to strain yourself by exerting yourself :lol:

Besides, it's tricky to type while all vaselinised up.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

This thread needs to be bumped. Now that Mack has a Kubiak thread, how will this forum pass his?

I'll not post in Macks! That'll show him! That'll show 'em all!!

*cough*

Sorry about that.

On the plus side, I did find that hairball I was looking for.

[ramtower]

This is the forum I call home, I'm afraid. I mean, sure, I'll drop the odd post elsewhere, but mostly, I'm here to blather at Brian. And occasionally reveal inappropriate details about my internal organs.

[Howlett]

This is the forum I call home, I'm afraid. I mean, sure, I'll drop the odd post elsewhere, but mostly, I'm here to blather at Brian. And occasionally reveal inappropriate details about my internal organs.
Yeah, fight the... something or other :D

[mewelke]

This is the forum I call home, I'm afraid. I mean, sure, I'll drop the odd post elsewhere, but mostly, I'm here to blather at Brian. And occasionally reveal inappropriate details about my internal organs.

Yes. To me posting on a forum is still a thing that is done to avoid getting in trouble for my work email inbox filling up with blather.

[Israel Horowitz]

This is my preferred Kubiak thread. It's supermod approved! :thumb:

[Cth]

This is my preferred Kubiak thread. It's supermod approved! :thumb:

No double IDs allowed!

Clark Stryfe?

[Israel Horowitz]

No double IDs allowed!

Clark Stryfe?

Stryfe Kent!

[Howlett]

This is my preferred Kubiak thread. It's supermod approved! :thumb:
What about the original one? And the subsequent Bendis Board threads? Have you just forgotten all about them? :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

What about the original one? And the subsequent Bendis Board threads? Have you just forgotten all about them? :mad:

They move too fast for me. I'm a mod, I have more important things to do. :miffed:

[Howlett]

They move too fast for me. I'm a mod, I have more important things to do. :miffed:
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*cough, splutter, wheeze*

No. Really...... :)

[Israel Horowitz]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*cough, splutter, wheeze*

No. Really...... :)

I'm not too busy to go ban you! :x

[Howlett]

I'm not too busy to go ban you! :x
You wouldn't ban me. I bring too much, much needed sarcasm and funny stories to your life :miffed:

Dazzler rules :scared:

[Israel Horowitz]

You wouldn't ban me. I bring too much, much needed sarcasm and funny stories to your life :miffed:

Dazzler rules :scared:

I could go reset your postcount. :miffed:

[Brian Reed]

I could go reset your postcount. :miffed:

Doooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Howlett]

I could go reset your postcount. :miffed:
Heh, now I KNOW thats a bluff because Ray and Auron would be too happy to bump up on the post count ladder, and we can't have THAT now can we? :lol:

[Israel Horowitz]

Doooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I should, shouldn't I? :twisted:

[Howlett]

Doooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
You're a bastard Brian. A filthy, rotten bastard :mad:

I'm so not giving you a beer if I meet you :miffed:

[Howlett]

I should, shouldn't I? :twisted:
Don't listen to him.

He's writing a girlie comic and hasn't included Dazzler in it. He's a big meany head :p

[Israel Horowitz]

I wonder if I can set Howly's join date to like December 2009. POSTING FROM TEH FUTURE!

[Israel Horowitz]

Don't listen to him.

He's writing a girlie comic and hasn't included Dazzler in it. He's a big meany head :p

He's saving her for me. :miffed:

[Howlett]

I wonder if I can set Howly's join date to like December 2009. POSTING FROM TEH FUTURE!
HA!!! That'd be so cool :lol:

:shock: Wait, if I'm posting from the future, maybe I haven't been born yet!!! :Panic:

[Howlett]

He's saving her for me. :miffed:
I want a mention in the "Special Thanks" section of the trade if it gets picked up.

For no other reason than.............. I like being thanked :)

[amy]

if you are talkiing about your penis size, i heard a massage therapist talking about how she can massage a dudes pelvis and increase the dong size by at least two inches.


Long Duck Dong?





(nobody will get the reference)

[Israel Horowitz]

HA!!! That'd be so cool :lol:

:shock: Wait, if I'm posting from the future, maybe I haven't been born yet!!! :Panic:

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2875/docbrown0hc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[amy]

I want a mention in the "Special Thanks" section of the trade if it gets picked up.

For no other reason than.............. I like being thanked :)


attention whore. :mad:















unless I get mentioned too.

[Israel Horowitz]

Some of you have been mentioned in my Misfits anthology story that's gonna be out this fall, does that count?

[Howlett]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2875/docbrown0hc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Oh my god, if I end up screwing up the time line and my parents never meet, I might end up never posting on the Bendis Board!!!! :shock:

Or, y'know, something equally as bad :dunno:

[Howlett]

attention whore. :mad:





unless I get mentioned too.
:mad:

And

:D

[Howlett]

Some of you have been mentioned in my Misfits anthology story that's gonna be out this fall, does that count?
Yay, we're going to be faaaaaaaaaamouuuuus :ecstatic:

[Israel Horowitz]

Oh my god, if I end up screwing up the time line and my parents never meet, I might end up never posting on the Bendis Board!!!! :shock:

Or, y'know, something equally as bad :dunno:

Make sure you're not wearing Calvin Klein underwear!

[Howlett]

Make sure you're not wearing Calvin Klein underwear!
Under..... wear? :mistrust:

What is this wear that goes under that you speak of? :dunno:

[amy]

Some of you have been mentioned in my Misfits anthology story that's gonna be out this fall, does that count?

Yes it does, if we happen to have made the cut.

[Israel Horowitz]

Under..... wear? :mistrust:

What is this wear that goes under that you speak of? :dunno:

Some things I can't unthink, thanks. :mad:

[amy]

Under..... wear? :mistrust:

What is this wear that goes under that you speak of? :dunno:



That's what big boys call your Spider Man underoos.

[Howlett]

Some things I can't unthink, thanks. :mad:
You're very, very welcome :lol:

[Howlett]

That's what big boys call your Spider Man underoos.
I have no underoos :mad:

[Olivier E.]

Some of you have been mentioned in my Misfits anthology story that's gonna be out this fall, does that count?

misfits? the one with the bad hairdressers? are they still alive? :eek:

[Israel Horowitz]

You're very, very welcome :lol:

Irish monkey bits. :o

[amy]

I have no underoos :mad:

:(

[Howlett]

Irish monkey bits. :o
Stop calling me Irish!!! :mad:

[Olivier E.]

That's what big boys call your Spider Man underoos.

i've snoopy boxershorts :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

misfits? the one with the bad hairdressers? are they still alive? :eek:

Our songs are better! The Misfits, the Misfits...and we're gonna get her!

We actually use the Misfits pictures as avatars on our board. I'm Stormer. :D

[Israel Horowitz]

Stop calling me Irish!!! :mad:

*considers making Howly's title "Irish Watchdog."*

[amy]

i've snoopy boxershorts :mad:


PIcs? :grope:

[Howlett]

:(
Booooooooooooorrrrn frrrrreeeeeeeeeee
As free as the wind blooooooooows...... :crazy:

[amy]

*considers making Howly's title "Irish Watchdog."*



Do it, Do it, Do it. Dew it, dew it, dew it.



Hmm. I'm thirsty now.

[amy]

Booooooooooooorrrrn frrrrreeeeeeeeeee
As free as the wind blooooooooows...... :crazy:


I think Howly has Mikeyitis.

[Howlett]

*considers making Howly's title "Irish Watchdog."*
Doesn't have the same ring to it. And I earned my title, don't be mean :(

[Howlett]

I think Howly has Mikeyitis.
Has it? Where do you think he got it from? :p

[Your Pal, Carl]

Some of you have been mentioned in my Misfits anthology story that's gonna be out this fall, does that count?
Only if I'm one of the mentioned. Which I won't be.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Do it, Do it, Do it. Dew it, dew it, dew it.



Hmm. I'm thirsty now.

I'm GavBrown and I endorse this post.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I have these boxers with chili peppers on them.

[Howlett]

I'm GavBrown and I endorse this post.
I'm Howlett, and I don't care :)

[amy]

I have these boxers with chili peppers on them.


I have chili pepper party lights on my desk at work.

[amy]

I'm Howlett, and I don't care :)

Shut up, Free Bird. :mad:

[Howlett]

Shut up, Free Bird. :mad:
Nazi!!! You hate my freedom :mad:

[amy]

Nazi!!! You hate my freedom :mad:



So?




Actually I'm jealous.

[Howlett]

So?




Actually I'm jealous.
Jealous? You mean, you want space for your dangly bits to swing free too? :shock:

You learn something new everyday :scared:

[amy]

Jealous? You mean, you want space for your dangly bits to swing free too? :shock:

You learn something new everyday :scared:


No, dangly bits for me.


The twins can't enjoy freedom unless in the privacy of my home. :(

[Howlett]

No, dangly bits for me.


The twins can't enjoy freedom unless in the privacy of my home. :(
Stupid laws :mad:

[amy]

Stupid laws :mad:

Not so much about the law as it is about other stuff.

[Howlett]

Not so much about the law as it is about other stuff.
:(

[amy]

:(


Tis okay. I have killer cleavage.

[Howlett]

Tis okay. I have killer cleavage.
Fair enough then :lol:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Tis okay. I have killer cleavage.

Literally?

[amy]

Literally?

It could be. My cleaveage has caused heart palpitations before, so for the weak at heart....

[Sir Erudite Gav]

It could be. My cleaveage has caused heart palpitations before, so for the weak at heart....

Well, Our Pal, Jim has the hypnotism and you've got the Killer Cleavage. We could get some kind of a superhero team going.

[Howlett]

Well, Our Pal, Jim has the hypnotism and you've got the Killer Cleavage. We could get some kind of a superhero team going.
What would I be contributing to this team? :dunno:

[amy]

Well, Our Pal, Jim has the hypnotism and you've got the Killer Cleavage. We could get some kind of a superhero team going.


:)


Don't forget Howly's dangly Irish bits.



what's your thing?

[Your Pal, Carl]

I have chili pepper party lights on my desk at work.
very cool. :D

[Your Pal, Carl]

:)


Don't forget Howly's dangly Irish bits.



what's your thing?
He's got a time machine.

[amy]

very cool. :D


My desk it pimped out. It's one of the cool places to hang out (for a work place).

[amy]

He's got a time machine.

Did he find it? Last time I heard it was missing.

[Sir Erudite Gav]

:)


Don't forget Howly's dangly Irish bits.



what's your thing?

G's going to say I've got a time machine but he's wrong

No, he's not!

Stop that you two! :mad:

[amy]

I've got to get a new graphics card for my computer.


Damn gaming. :mad:

[kubiak]

Did he find it? Last time I heard it was missing.
Last time I saw it it was in a closet back in one of the old threads and we were missing the keys.

My Time Pizza franchising idea never even got off the ground. :(

[Your Pal, Carl]

Last time I saw it it was in a closet back in one of the old threads and we were missing the keys.

My Time Pizza franchising idea never even got off the ground. :(
I'm still waiting for my pizza I ordered in two hours.

[Howlett]

:)


Don't forget Howly's dangly Irish bits.



what's your thing?
Wait, what? :shock:

[mewelke]

Long Duck Dong?

(nobody will get the reference)

No more hanky my wanky the Donger needs food.

[kubiak]

I'm still waiting for my pizza I ordered in two hours.
Oh no! I thought I got all the fliers! :(

[Taxman]

This thread needs to be bumped. Now that Mack has a Kubiak thread, how will this forum pass his?There is only one chance.


More ramtower!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/glima/Net%20Photos/willbell2av.gif

[amy]

No more hanky my wanky the Donger needs food.



:)

:heart:

[Brian Reed]

No more hanky my wanky the Donger needs food.

:)

:heart:

I think we've made a Love Connection!

[kubiak]

No more hanky my wanky the Donger needs food.
I can't get my brother to watch that movie. It started out as a "him-not-wanting-to-see-it" thing, now it's a "I'll-never-watch-it-because-you-want-me-too-so-badly" thing.

My brother is a bastard sometimes. And I mean that in the most loving way possible.


Sometimes.

[kubiak]

I think we've made a Love Connection!
Ooh! Ooh! I want to make one!

[amy]

Ooh! Ooh! I want to make one!

you already have my undying devotion.

[amy]

I can't get my brother to watch that movie. It started out as a "him-not-wanting-to-see-it" thing, now it's a "I'll-never-watch-it-because-you-want-me-too-so-badly" thing.

My brother is a bastard sometimes. And I mean that in the most loving way possible.


Sometimes.


Your brother doesn't know good quality 80s cheese.


It's his loss.

[Your Pal, Carl]

I think we've made a Love Connection!
http://www.nndb.com/people/378/000022312/cwoolery01.jpg

[Brian Reed]

I do not understand, but I laugh, all the same:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/5/3/4530e87c5d4131b7f43b725eaf2ff077.mp3

[Your Pal, Carl]

:p

[Howlett]

:p
Well that was mature :p

[Brian Reed]

What?

[Your Pal, Carl]

Well that was mature :p
:p to you too.

[Howlett]

What?
NOOOOOO-THIIIIIING :D

[Howlett]

:p to you too.
Bite me baldy :p

[Olivier E.]

this thread has too many inside jokes :no:

[ramtower]

Thank god there's finally an explanation (at least in this one instance) for why the hell I'm so goddamn confused all the time.

[Your Pal, Carl]

this thread has too many inside jokes :no:
It's not your fault you can't understand them all, you had two issues this week.

[Brian Reed]

Thank god there's finally an explanation (at least in this one instance) for why the hell I'm so goddamn confused all the time.


Banana!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Howlett]

Thank god there's finally an explanation (at least in this one instance) for why the hell I'm so goddamn confused all the time.
Wait, there's an explanation for the confusion? :shock:

Okay, since when and why the fuck was I not informed until now? :mad:

[Howlett]

Banana!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You rotten bastard :rofl:

[Israel Horowitz]

I do not understand, but I laugh, all the same:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/5/3/4530e87c5d4131b7f43b725eaf2ff077.mp3


You realize that I'm going to go to work now --WHERE I WORK WITH RETARDED PEOPLE -- and get the urge to use the word "tardshit." Thanks. :p

[Brian Reed]

You realize that I'm going to go to work now --WHERE I WORK WITH RETARDED PEOPLE -- and get the urge to use the word "tardshit." Thanks. :p

Glad I could help! :D

[Howlett]

You realize that I'm going to go to work now --WHERE I WORK WITH RETARDED PEOPLE -- and get the urge to use the word "tardshit." Thanks. :p
Don't forget the neat little name I gave you either Alysha ;)

[Brian Reed]

I think the real fun is, find the guy who likes to parrot things and just whisper "tardshit" once or twice. Then sit back and let hilarity ensue.

[Israel Horowitz]

Glad I could help! :D

If I get something thrown at me again because of this, you shall pay, Brian Reed! Oh, you shall pay dearly. :twisted:

[Howlett]

I think the real fun is, find the guy who likes to parrot things and just whisper "tadshit" once or twice. Then sit back and let hilarity ensue.
Beautiful :rofl:

[Howlett]

If I get something thrown at me again because of this, you shall pay, Brian Reed! Oh, you shall pay dearly. :twisted:
:lol:

[ramtower]

If I get something thrown at me again because of this, you shall pay, Brian Reed! Oh, you shall pay dearly. :twisted:

Like a lawsuit? Because that's a constant threat here.

[amy]

this thread has too many inside jokes :no:



:Looks at your user name.:


You can't complain about inside jokes. :no:

[Israel Horowitz]

Like a lawsuit? Because that's a constant threat here.

More like a paper bag containing two bottles of body spray lobbed at my temple. I do dangerous work. :?

[Howlett]

More like a paper bag containing two bottles of body spray lobbed at my temple. I do dangerous work. :?
She does. She does the kind of work that would make any member of the geriatric community soil their nappies :scared:

She works with "tardshits" apparently :p

[Howlett]

:Looks at your user name.:


You can't complain about inside jokes. :no:
Oh snap :o

[Brian Reed]

TARDSHIT

[Israel Horowitz]

She does. She does the kind of work that would make any member of the geriatric community soil their nappies :scared:

She works with "tardshits" apparently :p

If I was still at the other group home house I worked at (transferred last September, thank God), I'd literally be with tardshits. There's one guy who likes to paint the bathroom brown. :dead:

[Israel Horowitz]

TARDSHIT

Good thing I'm not at the work computer right now. :scared:

[Brian Reed]

Good thing I'm not at the work computer right now. :scared:

Gah! I never thought of that. :-?

tardshit

[Howlett]

If I was still at the other group home house I worked at (transferred last September, thank God), I'd literally be with tardshits. There's one guy who likes to paint the bathroom brown. :dead:
:shock:

Eeeeeeewwww :sick:

[Israel Horowitz]

Gah! I never thought of that. :-?

tardshit

Mental note: save Reed's board for home reading. :p

[Brian Reed]

The BBC is producing online Doctor Who episodes called, I shit you not, "Tardisodes". I suppose I should install RealPlayer and watch them. but that requires installing RealPlayer, which is something I try not to do.

[Howlett]

Mental note: save Tardshit's board for home reading. :p
Fixed that for you :)

[Howlett]

The BBC is producing online Doctor Who episodes called, I shit you not, "Tardisodes". I suppose I should install RealPlayer and watch them. but that requires installing RealPlayer, which is something I try not to do.
Oh you have got to be shitting me :rofl:

[Israel Horowitz]

:shock:

Eeeeeeewwww :sick:

He also liked to pee in his bedroom and come downstairs naked, flicking his peener at people.



I'm really glad I'm not at that house anymore.

[Brian Reed]

Fixed that for you :)

She can change your name, you know. Howling Tard Shit comes to mind as a possibility...

[SimiBoyz]

Looks like you've got this thread moving at a respectable RK thread pace now.

Go team.

[Israel Horowitz]

The BBC is producing online Doctor Who episodes called, I shit you not, "Tardisodes". I suppose I should install RealPlayer and watch them. but that requires installing RealPlayer, which is something I try not to do.

:shock: Are they my real husba-- er, I mean David Tennant ones?

[Howlett]

He also liked to pee in his bedroom and come downstairs naked, flicking his peener at people.



I'm really glad I'm not at that house anymore.
Damn.......... no wonder you can put up with half the people here :lol:

[Brian Reed]

:shock: Are they my real husba-- er, I mean David Tennant ones?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/tardisodes/

[Israel Horowitz]

She can change your name, you know. Howling Tard Shit comes to mind as a possibility...

:rofl: Oh my God, a VERY strong one...

[Howlett]

She can change your name, you know. Howling Tard Shit comes to mind as a possibility...
Aww, you wuv me really Brian :mrgreen:

[Brian Reed]

Aww, you wuv me really Brian :mrgreen:

I Wiially do!

[Israel Horowitz]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/tardisodes/

Ooooh, David Tennant. Rowr.

[Howlett]

Looks like you've got this thread moving at a respectable RK thread pace now.

Go team.
Pffft, no where near respectable. But moving along nicely, I'll admit :cool:

[Howlett]

:rofl: Oh my God, a VERY strong one...
Ignore the lure of the Dark Side Alysha :mistrust:

[Brian Reed]

Looks like you've got this thread moving at a respectable RK thread pace now.

Go team.

It has taken on that vague chat room feel.

[Howlett]

I Wiially do!
Nice :lol:

[Israel Horowitz]

Ignore the lure of the Dark Side Alysha :mistrust:
So...how do you feel about Dazzler? Haiku format preferred.

[Howlett]

It has taken on that vague chat room feel.
We rock :rock:

[Howlett]

So...how do you feel about Dazzler? Haiku format preferred.
Dazzler rocks.

I couldn't haiku if my life depended on it.

I actually just read the issue of Deadpool she shows up in.

God I love Gail Simone's Deadpool :mrgreen:

[Israel Horowitz]

Dazzler rocks.

I couldn't haiku if my life depended on it.

I actually just read the issue of Deadpool she shows up in.

God I love Gail Simone's Deadpool :mrgreen:

You're saved for now, but mostly because I'm high on my David Tennant love. I actually just downloaded Real player! :shock:

[SimiBoyz]

Pffft, no where near respectable. But moving along nicely, I'll admit :cool:

Yeah, still some way to go. But based on recent performance of the main thread, quite respectable in comparison.

[Brian Reed]

You're saved for now, but mostly because I'm high on my David Tennant love. I actually just downloaded Real player! :shock:

I have a single-issue story coming up where I could be convinced to have Dazzler make an apperance... if, say, Howlett's name were to change for 24 hours...

And don't forget who hooked you up with your Doctor Who pr0n.

[amy]

I have a single-issue story coming up where I could be convinced to have Dazzler make an apperance... if, say, Howlett's name were to change for 24 hours...


I fully support this idea.

[Israel Horowitz]

I have a single-issue story coming up where I could be convinced to have Dazzler make an apperance... if, say, Howlett's name were to change for 24 hours...

And don't forget who hooked you up with your Doctor Who pr0n.

:shock: Howlett, I'm mighty sorry...

[Howlett]

I have a single-issue story coming up where I could be convinced to have Dazzler make an apperance... if, say, Howlett's name were to change for 24 hours...

And don't forget who hooked you up with your Doctor Who pr0n.
I fucking hate you Reed :nonono2:

[Howlett]

I fully support this idea.
You I'm not so fond of either right now :nonono2:

[Howlett]

:shock: Howlett, I'm mighty sorry...
You just remember how much you owe me dammit!!! :mad:

*hovers finger over the delete button to Alysha's number on the phone*

[Howlett]

Mother fucker, I gotta go. Shit to take care of. See you guys at some point tomorrow hopefully.

[Brian Reed]

Mother fucker, I gotta go. Shit to take care of. See you guys at some point tomorrow hopefully.

Byeeeeeee

[Israel Horowitz]

Admin Control Panel just got opened too, godammit!

[amy]

You I'm not so fond of either right now :nonono2:


I know deep down you love me.

[Brian Reed]

You're saved for now, but mostly because I'm high on my David Tennant love. I actually just downloaded Real player! :shock:


Let me know if there's any Season 1 spoilery stuff in there. I'm just now watching it on Sci-Fi, so I don't really know any details about how the season ends aside from the fact that we switch Doctors at the end.

[SimiBoyz]

Mother fucker, I gotta go. Shit to take care of. See you guys at some point tomorrow hopefully.

G'night James.

Later.

[Israel Horowitz]

You just remember how much you owe me dammit!!! :mad:

*hovers finger over the delete button to Alysha's number on the phone*

He can handle 24 hours. :shifty:

And the first one, not spoiler-y at all.

[Israel Horowitz]

Just watched all of them, and not a single spoiler in sight. They all seem to be tease-y trailers for the second series episodes.

There's also David Tennant commentaries for the episodes. Colin's going to be getting an earful of Scottish goodness.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Beautiful, beautiful. :rofl:

[SimiBoyz]

The random factor has decided that I will declare my intentions to go to bed in this Kubiak thread.

[amy]

He can handle 24 hours. :shifty:

And the first one, not spoiler-y at all.



awesome

[Your Pal, Carl]

The random factor has decided that I will declare my intentions to go to bed in this Kubiak thread.
Did you roll a 20 sided dice?

[Brian Reed]

A screenshot, for the history books:

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1240/howling5rr.jpg

[Your Pal, Carl]

A screenshot, for the history books:

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1240/howling5rr.jpg
Outstanding.
I may have to sig a portion of that at some point.

[ramtower]

Cruel and glorious, all at once.

[Taxman]

Tis okay. I have killer cleavage.This, I must admit, is news to me.

[Your Pal, Carl]

How's that look?

[amy]

This, I must admit, is news to me.

That I have cleavage?

[Taxman]

A screenshot, for the history books:

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1240/howling5rr.jpg:x jon_dye stole Howlett's avatar.

[amy]

How's that look?


He's gonna kill you. :)

[Taxman]

That I have cleavage?That it is "killer". I really have no idea what you look like.

[Brian Reed]

How's that look?

Like a sunsetting in the ocean as I drink my 23rd margarita of the day.

[Your Pal, Carl]

He's gonna kill you. :)
He was already going to do that.

Will you at least protect me behind that killer cleavage?

[Brian Reed]

Cruel and glorious, all at once.

I felt find of bad there for a second.

But just for a second.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Like a sunsetting in the ocean as I drink my 23rd margarita of the day.
Just like the quote I have, it's never leaving.

[amy]

That it is "killer". I really have no idea what you look like.

As BH says, blonde, blue eyed and big knockers.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v186/perfectdespair/Miscellaneous/?action=view&current=me.jpg

[amy]

He was already going to do that.

Will you at least protect me behind that killer cleavage?

If you sweet talk me.

[Your Pal, Carl]

If you sweet talk me.
Drat! I was never good at that.

How about one of these? :heart:

[amy]

Drat! I was never good at that.

How about one of these? :heart:



That's a start.

[Israel Horowitz]

Woah, Amy's hawt! :heybaby:

[Your Pal, Carl]

That's a start.
You have big knockers.




Am I getting closer? :?

[Taxman]

Woah, Amy's hawt! :heybaby:Well, she is a girl.

[Israel Horowitz]

Well, she is a girl.

Well, the two lumps in the front were kinda a dead giveaway.

[Brian Reed]

Well, the two lumps in the front were kinda a dead giveaway.


Ever watch Boston Legal?


Shatner: "Why do we need her help?"

Spader: "Because this case involves breasts and she has a pair, while ours... are just developing."

[Israel Horowitz]

Ever watch Boston Legal?


Shatner: "Why do we need her help?"

Spader: "Because this case involves breasts and she has a pair, while ours... are just developing."

I might have to now! :lol:

[Brian Reed]

I might have to now! :lol:


It's a damn, damn funny show. But it's also one of those shows that gets better the more you watch it. There's an astounding number of running gags and references to past episodes.

[Israel Horowitz]

It's a damn, damn funny show. But it's also one of those shows that gets better the more you watch it. There's an astounding number of running gags and references to past episodes.

Might have to find time in my busy schedule (read: not very busy at all) to watch. I'm not watching a whole hell of a lot of TV during the week, so I might be able to catch it while tardshit-watching.

[Hot Pink]

Mother fucker, I gotta go. Shit to take care of. See you guys at some point tomorrow hopefully.
is the shit you have to take care of howling tard shit?

[Brian Reed]

Well, this is no fun at all if he never logs back in.

[Olivier E.]

You're saved for now, but mostly because I'm high on my David Tennant love. I actually just downloaded Real player! :shock:

:banned:

I thought downloading was illegal?

[Howlett]

He can handle 24 hours. :shifty:

And the first one, not spoiler-y at all.
Somebody is never getting a text message off me ever again :no:

CAN YOU GUYS WHO THAT IS??? :mad:

[Howlett]

awesome
I still don't like you much anymore :nonono2:

[amy]

*grabs popcorn*

[amy]

I still don't like you much anymore :nonono2:

but you still love me.

[Howlett]

Beautiful, beautiful. :rofl:
You I'm going to punch, right in that bald and squishy head of yours.

Then I'm going to pay your sister.

Then I'm going to laugh as your itty, bitty sister beats the crap out of you again :mad:

[Howlett]

A screenshot, for the history books:

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1240/howling5rr.jpg
You, I'm going to tell everyone I pimped Ms Marvel to that you touch gerbils in inappropriate ways, and get them all to drop it :mad:

[Howlett]

Outstanding.
I may have to sig a portion of that at some point.
You I'm going to have beaten up by your sister again, AND TAPE IT!!! :mad:

[Howlett]

Cruel and glorious, all at once.
YOU!!!........... You get no beer :mad:

*shrugs*

Meh, I don't know him well enough yet to hurt him :dunno:

[Howlett]

How's that look?
Like a giant fucking bullseye on your head :mad:

*goes to see if Blandy still has your sisters myspace page*

[Howlett]

:x jon_dye stole Howlett's avatar.
:rofl:

:mad:

[Howlett]

He's gonna kill you. :)
Oh, at the very least :)

[amy]

Like a giant fucking bullseye on your head :mad:

*goes to see if Blandy still has your sisters myspace page*


there is an easier way to get that.

[Howlett]

Like a sunsetting in the ocean as I drink my 23rd margarita of the day.
You die.... you die screaming, and margaritaless :mad:

[Howlett]

He was already going to do that.

Will you at least protect me behind that killer cleavage?
Not going to save you :mad:

[amy]

You die.... you die screaming, and margaritaless :mad:


your threats and indignation lose steam with the new name.



just sayin'

[Howlett]

I felt find of bad there for a second.

But just for a second.
I'll feel the very same way when I kick you repeatedly for an hour :mad:

[Brian Reed]

You die....

Eh. I'll get some sleep that way.


you die screaming,

That's a given. If I see death coming, I'm going to be screaming like a wee girl until it actually hits.

and margaritaless :mad:

Oh, now that's just mean and uncalled for... :sad:

[Howlett]

Just like the quote I have, it's never leaving.
I fucking hate you :mad:

[Brian Reed]

your threats and indignation lose steam with the new name.



just sayin'


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Howlett]

As BH says, blonde, blue eyed and big knockers.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v186/perfectdespair/Miscellaneous/?action=view&current=me.jpg
Yay, I finally get to see what you look like :D

*checks*

Whoa, veeeery nice :mrgreen:

[Howlett]

is the shit you have to take care of howling tard shit?
Actually, yeah. That'd be a very apt description for the shit I just had to do :?

[Brian Reed]

Actually, yeah. That'd be a very apt description for the shit I just had to do :?

And then to come back to shit like this.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=67666

It's completely uncalled for, I say. Com. Plete. Ly. Un. Called. For. :-x

[Howlett]

Well, this is no fun at all if he never logs back in.
Well, sorry, I was busy dealing with moronic aqquaitances and their moronic problems in the real world :(

No wait, I'm not fucking sorry :mad:

[Howlett]

but you still love me.
Not anymore :miffed:

[Howlett]

there is an easier way to get that.
I like easier....... inform me and the love will return :mistrust:

[amy]

Not anymore :miffed:

okay, but you like my knockers.

[Howlett]

your threats and indignation lose steam with the new name.



just sayin'
:mad:

[amy]

I like easier....... inform me and the love will return :mistrust:


look at g's myspace.

duh.

[Howlett]

Eh. I'll get some sleep that way.

Oh yeah, thats one way of looking at it :twisted:


That's a given. If I see death coming, I'm going to be screaming like a wee girl until it actually hits.

Indeed you shall. And I shall be in the cab of the truck hurtling towards you at 90mph, taping the whole thing for my enjoyment later :mad:

Oh, now that's just mean and uncalled for... :sad:
You brought it on yourself Reed :evil:

[Howlett]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hate...... you..... :mad:

[Howlett]

And then to come back to shit like this.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?t=67666

It's completely uncalled for, I say. Com. Plete. Ly. Un. Called. For. :-x
So Brian.... coming to Chicago this year? :evil:

[Howlett]

okay, but you like my knockers.
They were pleasing to the eye, yes.

[Brian Reed]

You brought it on yourself Reed :evil:

You see that name there? To the left? See how it's green?

Just saying, your anger towards my margaritas may be misdirected...

[Brian Reed]

So Brian.... coming to Chicago this year? :evil:


:mistrust:




:grope:

[Howlett]

look at g's myspace.
Oh yeah.... *starts returning the love*
duh.
*cancels the love return* :mad:

[Howlett]

You see that name there? To the left? See how it's green?

Just saying, your anger towards my margaritas may be misdirected...
Brian, contrary to what you might have believed due to Stan Lee's appearance in the Simpsons...... just because you write comics and because your name is green there, does not mean you can turn into the Hulk :p

[Howlett]

:mistrust:




:grope:
Jokes aside, that a yes?

[Brian Reed]

Jokes aside, that a yes?

Depends on if a thing I'm trying to get off the ground gets off the ground or not. But right this second, it's a no.

[Howlett]

Depends on if a thing I'm trying to get off the ground gets off the ground or not. But right this second, it's a no.
Well I'll cross my fingers for your thing getting off the ground then :D

No, really, I will. It's dirty down there and you don't want to get leprosy or something :scared:

[Brian Reed]

Well I'll cross my fingers for your thing getting off the ground then :D

No, really, I will. It's dirty down there and you don't want to get leprosy or something :scared:

To the tune of Ysterday by the Beatles:

Leprosy
I'm not half the man I used to be
All my parts are falling off of me
Now that I have leprosy

[Howlett]

To the tune of Ysterday by the Beatles:

Leprosy
I'm not half the man I used to be
All my parts are falling off of me
Now that I have leprosy
:lol:

[Cth]

Avatar sized, in case anyone wanted it ;)

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/bendisboard/junk/hts.JPG

[Howlett]

Avatar sized, in case anyone wanted it ;)

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/bendisboard/junk/hts.JPG
I hate you Cth, hate you so much.... :mad:

[Cth]

I hate you Cth, hate you so much.... :mad:

No Asians for you.. two weeks!

(ok maybe one or two in today's Weird Image thread)

[Howlett]

No Asians for you.. two weeks!

(ok maybe one or two in today's Weird Image thread)
The cute Asian girlie pics are acceptable :D

*waits*

[Taxman]

Howlett, I don't think this name change was a very good idea. Do you want your Maloofy changed?

[Israel Horowitz]

:banned:

I thought downloading was illegal?

I really don't think that includes free downloads.

[Olivier E.]

I really don't think that includes free downloads.

:no:

Isn't their a version which you have to pay for?

[Israel Horowitz]

:no:

Isn't their a version which you have to pay for?

If you want all the extra crap, yeah. But I got the bare bones freebie version because all I'm going to use it for is to drool over David Tennant in the *giggle* Tardisodes. *giggle*

[Howlett]

*giggle* Tardisodes. *giggle*
You're like a little child sometimes :lol:

[Your Pal, Carl]

No Asians for you.. two weeks!

(ok maybe one or two in today's Weird Image thread)
Nice Seinfeld ref. :D

[Israel Horowitz]

You're like a little child sometimes :lol:

...sometimes? :mistrust: I'm the girl who goes into work and calls the company car the ReTardis.