Reeding Kubiak

[Howlett]

Not to mention that poor Board Function fellow.
I don't even know why he has a fucking board, whoever he is. It's not like he ever shows up or anything. I mean, for christ sake, he isn't even the moderator of his own board.

Hell, if BRIAN can be a mod, I'm sure that guy can pretend to know what he's doing enough to be a mod.

[Angel]

Fuck that. Poor Adi Granov. Brian didn't even include him :rofl:
don't dis the adi forum :mad:
we aren't as gabby there. we just ask adi dumb questions and stare at beautifull art :D

[Howlett]

don't dis the adi forum :mad:
we aren't as gabby there. we just ask adi dumb questions and stare at beautifull art :D
I wasn't dissing Adi. BRIAN dissed Adi :miffed:

[Brian Reed]

Someone is putting a lot of thought into this ;)

:lol:

Eh, everybody else seemed into it. Dangerously close to a dick measuring as far as I'm concerned. Wait for it....




Wait.... for... it....








And I got bored winning those ages ago.

[Brian Reed]

Fuck that. Poor Adi Granov. Brian didn't even include him :rofl:


D'oh! Total accident. I did a big copy and paste, which came out as a total jumble in the text entry window.

[Howlett]

Eh, everybody else seemed into it. Dangerously close to a dick measuring as far as I'm concerned. Wait for it....




Wait.... for... it....




And I got bored winning those ages ago.
Brian, winning a dick measuring contest when you're in a roomful of women doesnn't count :p

Although, it could lead to a win in another way. You bad bastard :heybaby:

[Your Pal, Carl]

Eh, everybody else seemed into it. Dangerously close to a dick measuring as far as I'm concerned. Wait for it....




Wait.... for... it....








And I got bored winning those ages ago.
*inappropriate acist joke about all of Brian's competition being Asian*

[Your Pal, Carl]

Brian, winning a dick measuring contest when you're in a roomful of women doesnn't count :p

Although, it could lead to a win in another way. You bad bastard :heybaby:
ok. that was good too.

[Howlett]

D'oh! Total accident. I did a big copy and paste, which came out as a total jumble in the text entry window.
Excuses, excuses :p

[Howlett]

*racist joke about all of Brian's competition being Asian*
Taki's going to kick your ass.

Then she's going to read this.

Then she's going to FEED you your ass :p

[Your Pal, Carl]

Taki's going to kick your ass.

Then she's going to read this.

Then she's going to FEED you your ass :p
She's not an Asian man is she? :scared:

[Brian Reed]

Excuses, excuses :p

I want to work with Adi too much to dis him.

Sooooooo, I'm gonna go send him a script and then talk to Brevoort on Monday about maybe scheduling a book for release in summer 2015.

http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/RimShot.wav

[Howlett]

She's not an Asian man is she? :scared:
No. But apparently her penis is still huge :scared:

[Howlett]

I want to work with Adi too much to dis him.

Sooooooo, I'm gonna go send him a script and then talk to Brevoort on Monday about maybe scheduling a book for release in summer 2015.

http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/RimShot.wav
That would actually be pretty cool to see. Well, not the 2015 bit, but the idea in general :D

[Your Pal, Carl]

I want to work with Adi too much to dis him.

Sooooooo, I'm gonna go send him a script and then talk to Brevoort on Monday about maybe scheduling a book for release in summer 2015.

http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Music/RimShot.wav
:lol:

[Angel]

I wasn't dissing Adi. BRIAN dissed Adi :miffed:
i know you didn't, i was making a broad statement. :p

who's measuring their dicks?




send anything over 9 inches my way would ya?

[Howlett]

i know you didn't, i was making a broad statement. :p

who's measuring their dicks?




send anything over 9 inches my way would ya?
9 inches? Okay.....

*gets out a ruler*

*measures*

*gives Angel the ruler* :surrend:

[Angel]

9 inches? Okay.....

*gets out a ruler*

*measures*

*gives Angel the ruler* :surrend:
*throws away ruler*
*grabs howlett*
*drags howlett to closet*
*slams door*

[Your Pal, Carl]

i know you didn't, i was making a broad statement. :p

who's measuring their dicks?




send anything over 9 inches my way would ya?
9 inches? Damn, you're hard to please! :)

[Angel]

9 inches? Damn, you're hard to please! :)
is that too long? i'm not sure coughcoghvirgincoughcough :Oops:

[SimiBoyz]

is that too long? i'm not sure coughcoghvirgincoughcough :Oops:



Only if you do it naked.










wait, what?

[Angel]

Only if you do it naked.










wait, what?
there's other ways to do it, not naked?

[Israel Horowitz]

there's other ways to do it, not naked?

Hole in the sheet!

[Angel]

Hole in the sheet!
man, that sounds romantic. sign me up :no:

[Taxman]

I don't even know why he has a fucking board, whoever he is. It's not like he ever shows up or anything. I mean, for christ sake, he isn't even the moderator of his own board.

Hell, if BRIAN can be a mod, I'm sure that guy can pretend to know what he's doing enough to be a mod.That guy needs a Kubiak Thread in his forum.

[kubiak]

Hey guys! :)

And, thanks kubiak!
Yay! I was worried you'd miss it since it was so late.

[kubiak]

Well, this thread has taken an interesting turn while I was away. :?









:heybaby:

[Israel Horowitz]

man, that sounds romantic. sign me up :no:

Someone told you that sex was about romance? :o

[Brian Reed]

Someone told you that sex was about romance? :o

I bet it was the liberal media! Those lying whores! :-x

[Taxman]

Hey Brian, if you could just find a way to have Regarding Kubiak copied and pasted over here it would not only give your form almost three times as many posts as Oeming's it would make Howlett first to 30000.

[Israel Horowitz]

I bet it was the liberal media! Those lying whores! :-x

Exactly! Angel, you just need to close your eyes and think of England, dear.

[MACK!]

Someone else will have to keep the scorecard up, but here's the first version. These are number of posts per thread as of 1:21am April 30, 2006.

The way I see it, move all the Kubiak traffic from Bendis to here and we own Mack by midweek. Oeming by September.

Alright, its time to start a Kubiak thread on my board.

[Taxman]

Alright, its time to start a Kubiak thread on my board.In retaliation, we'll have to get a Reading Kabuki thread.

[mewelke]

Hey Taxman, I dig the pic on your quote there. Awesome.

[Hot Pink]

Kubiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

[GelfXIII]

Due to my complete and total freakish loyalty to Mack, I refuse to contribute to this thread by posting in it. I absolutely... refuse...


dammit.

[Taxman]

Hey Taxman, I dig the pic on your quote there. Awesome.I don't know that I have ever seen a picture that catches a politician doing anything dumber than this.

[Brian Reed]

I don't know that I have ever seen a picture that catches a politician doing anything dumber than this.

http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1998/01/24/clinton/clinton.monica.hug.story.jpg

[Busman]

I suspect the SUV is bullet proof and the hybrid vehicle isn't.

[Hot Pink]

i suspect the hydrogen vehicle is awesome.

[Taxman]

I suspect the SUV is bullet proof and the hybrid vehicle isn't.When was the last time there was an assasination attempt on a Congressman?

[Busman]

When was the last time your house was broken into? Do you still lock it when you leave? Taking precautions itsn't being ridiculous. Who was so naive that they thought that the congressman actually drove a tiny hybrid vehicle as his daily driver? I'm shocked, SHOCKED!, I tell you, that a UNITED STATES Congressman would use a hybrid vehicle as a tool for votes, support and campaign. Next we're going to be using the fact that hollywood doesn't actually shoot in space for it's space movies.

[Howlett]

Hey Brian, if you could just find a way to have Regarding Kubiak copied and pasted over here it would not only give your form almost three times as many posts as Oeming's it would make Howlett first to 30000.
Ooooooh, do it, do it, do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!! :ecstatic:

EAT THAT AALGAR!!!! :lol:

[Israel Horowitz]

Ooooooh, do it, do it, do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!! :ecstatic:

EAT THAT AALGAR!!!! :lol:

Y'know, I could...

[Howlett]

Y'know, I could...
Don't fucking tease me dammit :mad:

:p

[Israel Horowitz]

Don't fucking tease me dammit :mad:

:p

Wouldn't change your postcount though. :p

[Howlett]

Wouldn't change your postcount though. :p
Well thats just fucking mean :miffed:

[SimiBoyz]

Hole in the sheet!

That's going to hurt.

[Angel]

Someone told you that sex was about romance? :o
it's not. my world is falling apart around me. the lies, the damnable lies :mad:

Angel, you just need to close your eyes and think of England, dear.
:mistrust: that's going to help how? the lovely accents will take my mind off the pa...i think i've said to much.



never mind, that was probably 5 posts ago.

[Taxman]

When was the last time your house was broken into? Do you still lock it when you leave? Taking precautions itsn't being ridiculous. Who was so naive that they thought that the congressman actually drove a tiny hybrid vehicle as his daily driver? I'm shocked, SHOCKED!, I tell you, that a UNITED STATES Congressman would use a hybrid vehicle as a tool for votes, support and campaign. Next we're going to be using the fact that hollywood doesn't actually shoot in space for it's space movies.No, the idea that these guys can't go a block or two without their SUVs one time, and sneak around to do it is ridiculous.

[Brian Reed]

I always enjoy it when Casablanca is invoked.

[Olivier E.]

Do you guys watch Gilmore Girls? I am friggin LOVING this show. I got seasons 2-4 for my birthday. I am now obsessed with the Gilmore Girls. It is that good. :)

we can only watch it when we're in luxembourg, but when we're there we watch it twice a day the same episode :Oops:

[Olivier E.]

When was the last time your house was broken into? Do you still lock it when you leave? Taking precautions itsn't being ridiculous. Who was so naive that they thought that the congressman actually drove a tiny hybrid vehicle as his daily driver? I'm shocked, SHOCKED!, I tell you, that a UNITED STATES Congressman would use a hybrid vehicle as a tool for votes, support and campaign. Next we're going to be using the fact that hollywood doesn't actually shoot in space for it's space movies.

I never lock my house. We live in an appartment house and not even another resident came in to take something :sad:

[Brian Reed]

Y'know, I could...

doooooooooo iiiiiiiiit

[Taxman]

I always enjoy it when Casablanca is invoked.You know, Brian, I have many a friend in Reeding Kubiak, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.

[Taxman]

Waaah, why did Wii Lad get banned? The mods aren't fair! Waaahhhhh!

[ramtower]

I'm banned?

Neat!

[Olivier E.]

Waaah, why did Wii Lad get banned? The mods aren't fair! Waaahhhhh!

:mistrust:

i just saw travis

[Brian Reed]

You know, Brian, I have many a friend in Reeding Kubiak, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.

Oh, you're just like any other man, only more so.

[Howlett]

I'm banned?

Neat!
What does that have to do with Travis? :?

[Israel Horowitz]

doooooooooo iiiiiiiiit

The temptation is strong...

[Howlett]

The temptation is strong...
Doooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

Just pretend that you're banning Stryfe :D

[Taxman]

Oh, you're just like any other man, only more so.We read five times that you were killed, in five different places.

[ramtower]

What does that have to do with Travis? :?

I dunno -- I saw this:
Waaah, why did Wii Lad get banned? The mods aren't fair! Waaahhhhh!

and assumed it was about me and my temporary nom de guerre in the console war.

[Taxman]

What does that have to do with Travis? :?Cth is probably the Bendis Board's top Nintendo hater.

[Howlett]

I dunno -- I saw this:


and assumed it was about me and my temporary nom de guerre in the console war.
I don't know either, I'm confuzzled :(

[Howlett]

Cth is probably the Bendis Board's top Nintendo hater.
And now I must ask..... what does this have to do with Cth? :?

STOP HURTING MY BRAIN DAMMIT PEOPLE :mad:

[Taxman]

I dunno -- I saw this:


and assumed it was about me and my temporary nom de guerre in the console war.

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?p=1630507&#post1630507

It's an old joke about people that complain everytime the moderators do anything.

Whenever their is a totally obvious banning or deletion, or a significant name change, I post that same thing somewhere.

[Taxman]

And now I must ask..... what does this have to do with Cth? :?

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/willbell2av.gif

[Howlett]

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/willbell2av.gif
:confused:

[Taxman]

:confused:That's Will Farrell.

[ramtower]

http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/showthread.php?p=1630507&#post1630507

It's an old joke about people that complain everytime the moderators do anything.

Whenever their is a totally obvious banning or deletion, or a significant name change, I post that same thing somewhere.

Clearly, I haven't been paying enough attention to the goings-on in this thread.

[Taxman]

Clearly, I haven't been paying enough attention to the goings-on in this thread.Nah, it is more of a thing in the Bendis forum.

[Brian Reed]

I like pie.

http://www.boyhowdy.org/game/pie.gif

[Ascius]

What about just copying the defunct Kubiaks? The ones that have been locked? I bet we could be in 2nd place in a heartbeat. :twisted:
You're such a whore, Reed. Get your own postcount, don't steal shit from other places... that sorta stuff only works for like... Blizzard... and Microsoft... and the US government...

...and how successful are they all? Really?

[Israel Horowitz]

Awwww, I read that Reed, and you're a bad, bad man. :nonono2:

Oh, and the Travis confusion: I think everyone means TheTravis, not Cth Travis. I still have to point out which I mean when I'm talking to Colin at home. "THEEEEE Travis, not Cth."

[Howlett]

You're such a whore, Reed. Get your own postcount, don't steal shit from other places... that sorta stuff only works for like... Blizzard... and Microsoft... and the US government...

...and how successful are they all? Really?
Yeah!!! What he said!!! :mad:

*sides with Ascius*

:shifty:

*gets in close*

:shifty:

*bashes Ascius over the head with a barstool*

:shifty:

It was for his own good......... copy away Alysha :D

*drags off the "body"* :shifty:

[Howlett]

Awwww, I read that Reed, and you're a bad, bad man. :nonono2:

Oh, and the Travis confusion: I think everyone means TheTravis, not Cth Travis. I still have to point out which I mean when I'm talking to Colin at home. "THEEEEE Travis, not Cth."
Oooooooooooooooh...... that explains NOTHING to me :Oops:

*knows nothing*

[Taxman]

You're such a whore, Reed. Get your own postcount, don't steal shit from other places... I would have thought that the 33000 plus posts in Regarding Kubiak alone would have been enough for him.

[Taxman]

Oh, and the Travis confusion: I think everyone means TheTravis, not Cth Travis. I still have to point out which I mean when I'm talking to Colin at home. "THEEEEE Travis, not Cth."Now I am confused. What does TheTravis! have to do with Wii Lad?

[Israel Horowitz]

Now I am confused. What does TheTravis! have to do with Wii Lad?

TheTravis! got suspended for calling Joe Quesada a douchebag.

[Howlett]

I would have thought that the 33000 plus posts in Regarding Kubiak alone would have been enough for him.
:lol:

[Howlett]

TheTravis! got suspended for calling Joe Quesada a douchebag.
:shock: Sweet merciful fuck, I go away for a couple of days and I miss shit :mad:

*drinks to Travis* :(

[Taxman]

TheTravis! got suspended . . .Again? But that trick never works.

[Ascius]

Yeah!!! What he said!!! :mad:

*sides with Ascius*

:shifty:

*gets in close*

:shifty:

*bashes Ascius over the head with a barstool*

:shifty:

It was for his own good......... copy away Alysha :D

*drags off the "body"* :shifty:
You really know how to show a guy a good time, howly
:grope:

[Howlett]

You really know how to show a guy a good time, howly
:grope:
Don't I just? ;)

Here, have a beer :beer: :lol:

[Brian Reed]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/b/9/ab9273921dac0c646de2d86d234e60a6.jpg

[Taxman]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/b/9/ab9273921dac0c646de2d86d234e60a6.jpgSo, this is where Grant Morrison gets it.

[Howlett]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/b/9/ab9273921dac0c646de2d86d234e60a6.jpg
:shock:

[SimiBoyz]

I have decided to be confused.

Not that I wouldn't anyway by your ramblings. At least this way I can console myself.

[kubiak]

http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1998/01/24/clinton/clinton.monica.hug.story.jpg
:rofl:

[kubiak]

Alright, its time to start a Kubiak thread on my board.
:rofl:

[kubiak]

You know, Brian, I have many a friend in Reeding Kubiak, but somehow, just because you despise me, you are the only one I trust.
...you don't trust me? :dunno:

[kubiak]

I have decided to be confused.

Not that I wouldn't anyway by your ramblings. At least this way I can console myself.
I decided to be confused long ago. It's definitely the way to go around here.

[Howlett]

I decided to be confused long ago. It's definitely the way to go around here.
What do you mean?

*is confused*

[Brian Reed]

http://www.cameltoe-world.com/pictures/funny/worlds-biggest-cameltoe.jpg

Found while googling the word "Tomato"

Nothing is safe.

[mewelke]

http://www.cameltoe-world.com/pictures/funny/worlds-biggest-cameltoe.jpg

Found while googling the word "Tomato"



*vommits on shoes* ....again.

[Brian Reed]

*vommits on shoes* ....again.


http://www.catalogs.com/articles_4.asp?dept=35&art=146

[kubiak]

What do you mean?

*is confused*
...that's a good question. :confused:

[kubiak]

http://www.catalogs.com/articles_4.asp?dept=35&art=146
Ooh! That could come in handy.


Although I hope it never does.

[Israel Horowitz]

http://www.cameltoe-world.com/pictures/funny/worlds-biggest-cameltoe.jpg

Found while googling the word "Tomato"

Nothing is safe.

Dammit, I can't find the animated version with things flying out of the cameltoe. My internet has failed me. :nonono2:

[amy]

Dammit, I can't find the animated version with things flying out of the cameltoe. My internet has failed me. :nonono2:


Yay!!!!!








:scared:

[Hot Pink]

ugh.
i am so glad i dont like eating tomatoes, otherwise i would be angry that i could never eat them again.

[Howlett]

Dammit, I can't find the animated version with things flying out of the cameltoe. My internet has failed me. :nonono2:
:shock: Thank the fucking lord!!! :scared:

[Cth]

Cth is probably the Bendis Board's top Nintendo hater.

Nope, not true :) I have no idea where you got this idea from.

[Howlett]

Nope, not true :) I have no idea where you got this idea from.
Me either. I've forgotten all about what we were talking about, and I'm STILL fucking confused :mad:

[Cth]

Me either. I've forgotten all about what we were talking about, and I'm STILL fucking confused :mad:

I think some people have latched onto some of my comments about the controller in the beginning and twisted them into something else.

Somehow, despite being the board's biggest Nintendo hater (enough to get a stupid nickname?!), I own a Gamecube and a few games, posted some news about the Wii/Gamecube, etc.

But, it's cool, I'm used to it. There's all sorts of misconceptions floating out there about me. The cutesy nickname is pretty uncalled for though.

[Hot Pink]

when the n64 was my favorite system, i would go to some website for all my nintendo news called nintendojo which i thought was a really cool name for a website.

[Taxman]

I think some people have latched onto some of my comments about the controller in the beginning and twisted them into something else.

Somehow, despite being the board's biggest Nintendo hater (enough to get a stupid nickname?!), I own a Gamecube and a few games, posted some news about the Wii/Gamecube, etc.

But, it's cool, I'm used to it. There's all sorts of misconceptions floating out there about me. The cutesy nickname is pretty uncalled for though.I was just trying to figure out what Wii Lad had to do with Travis. That was the only connection I could come up with, and I still have no idea.

[Taxman]

The way I see it, move all the Kubiak traffic from Bendis to here and we own Mack by midweek. Oeming by September.I fear that Kubiak is past its prime. What you really want to do is get yourself a TIP thread.

[Taxman]

Wouldn't change your postcount though. :pYou could just add in Howly's posts manually.

[Hot Pink]

i just want to bust 5000. ive been on the cusp for a while now!

[Israel Horowitz]

You could just add in Howly's posts manually.

I'd leave his on the Bendis board. :miffed:

[Taxman]

i just want to bust 5000. ive been on the cusp for a while now!Go jon_dye a long thread.

[Cth]

I was just trying to figure out what Wii Lad had to do with Travis. That was the only connection I could come up with, and I still have no idea.

Ok, now I'm confused. :)

I thought YOU were calling ME Wii Lad? RE: The award tag?

Ah well, I've been meaning to post on Brian R's board for a while.. same with posting on a Kubiak thread.

:D

[ramtower]

Ok, now I'm confused. :)

I thought YOU were calling ME Wii Lad? RE: The award tag?

Ah well, I've been meaning to post on Brian R's board for a while.. same with posting on a Kubiak thread.

:D

For a brief time, my name had been revised to Wii Lad. Now, it's merely my...what would you call that, a descriptor? Either way, he (the wii) be me.

[Brian Reed]

For a brief time, my name had been revised to Wii Lad. Now, it's merely my...what would you call that, a descriptor? Either way, he (the wii) be me.

1. Denial and isolation: "This is not happening. They did NOT name it Wii. It's a hoax that will be revealed at E3."

2. Anger: "How dare Nintendo do this to me."

3. Bargaining: "I will totally not buy a PS3 if you change the name back to Revolution."

4. Depression: "I can't bear to face going through this, putting my family through this, to go to a store and ask for a Wii."

5. Acceptance: "I'm ready, I don't want to struggle anymore. It might be cool if Mr. Iwata walks out on stage at E3 and says in his cute little accent 'Would you like to see my Wii?'"

[Taxman]

Ok, now I'm confused. :)

I thought YOU were calling ME Wii Lad? RE: The award tag?

Ah well, I've been meaning to post on Brian R's board for a while.. same with posting on a Kubiak thread.

:DNo, you got that award because I have a recollection of you not liking Nintendo to much, or at least having posted anti-Nintendo stuff in that past. Plus, didn't you have Will Farrell with a Wii in your sig, or something?

[Taxman]

Now, it's merely my...what would you call that, a descriptor? Custom Title is what it is called. You are officially a Jinxworld big shot.

[Cth]

No, you got that award because I have a recollection of you not liking Nintendo to much, or at least having posted anti-Nintendo stuff in that past. Plus, didn't you have Will Farrell with a Wii in your sig, or something?

Nah, I've posted about having a Gamecube, etc.. I may not have had a Nintendo growing up (cheaper and better games on the C64 IMO), but any anti-Nintendo stuff has been to get a laugh.

The Wi(i)l Farrel thing was a funny pic :) Not an anti-Nintendo thing at all.

Of course, I've been finding a lot of good WII stuff this week.. one that tops the other one posted in last week's Weird Image thread.

[Cth]

Custom Title is what it is called. You are officially a Jinxworld big shot.

I still need to decide on mine. I never settled on one.

I thought about posting my real name there to save space in the sig :D

or "aka Cthulhu" or something.

"The Great Old One" would be pretentious for those who have no idea about Cthulhu.

[Brian Reed]

"aka Cthulhu"

There's a sitcom just begging to be greenlit.

[Howlett]

I'd leave his on the Bendis board. :miffed:
Bite me Mck :mad:

[Cth]

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/NSFW-WII-1146263548526.gif

[Olivier E.]

Ok, now I'm confused. :)

I thought YOU were calling ME Wii Lad? RE: The award tag?

Ah well, I've been meaning to post on Brian R's board for a while.. same with posting on a Kubiak thread.

:D

I thought that lad means boy, and taxman said that wii lad, so i thought, he meantthe wii poster and I said the only one I see banned is Travis, this board is so complicated sometimes...

[Howlett]

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/NSFW-WII-1146263548526.gif
:rofl:

[Israel Horowitz]

Bite me Mck :mad:

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3756/ibite6pv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Howlett]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3756/ibite6pv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Yeah? Well I bite back dammit!!! :mad:

And I'm starving :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

Yeah? Well I bite back dammit!!! :mad:

And I'm starving :mad:

Yeah well, I'm going to go make a coconut cake. :miffed:

[Brian Reed]

Yeah well, I'm going to go make a coconut cake. :miffed:

Ooooooohhhhh... that sounds tasty.

[Israel Horowitz]

Ooooooohhhhh... that sounds tasty.

So far, I've been told that the batter is awesome.

Yay Paula Deen cake!

[Howlett]

Yeah well, I'm going to go make a coconut cake. :miffed:
Oh yeah? Well I..... I...... can I have some? :Please:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

Oh yeah? Well I..... I...... can I have some? :Please:

After you clean your room.

[Howlett]

After you clean your room.
Don't make me hurt you Gav. I'd hate having to deny you beer :mad:

[Israel Horowitz]

Out of the oven and cooling before I can make the filling! :D

I'm sooo taking a food porn picture of it and posting when it's done. The whole house smells like coconut now. Mmmm. :drool:

[Taxman]

:rofl:'til now, I was convinced that Nintendo would never offer adult product.

[Brian Reed]

So far, I've been told that the batter is awesome.

Yay Paula Deen cake!


My mom worships at the Paula Deen altar. And Paula's from the deep south, so there's none of that namby pamby healthy eating crap going on. You flavor that butter with another stick of butter, ya hear?!

I bet that cake is good.

[Brian Reed]

The way I see it, move all the Kubiak traffic from Bendis to here and we own Mack by midweek. Oeming by September.

Yeah, we're failing on this mid-week goal here.

[Taxman]

Yeah, we're failing on this mid-week goal here.tragic

[Brian Reed]

tragic

Howlett will be heart broken.

[Israel Horowitz]

DO YUO LIK CAEK?

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/8375/dsc000307do.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/3686/dsc000312ko.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I DO. I LIK CAEK.

I went out to the store specifically to buy a double boiler. Necessary for the frosting.

And Brian? This cake has NO BUTTER in it. A Paula Deen recipe with NO BUTTER! :crazy:

[Taxman]

Howlett will be heart broken.I thought that his heart had broke long ago.

[Brian Reed]

I thought that his heart had broke long ago.

No, his heart is not broken. If it was broken, why would I have wired a bomb to his heart, set to explode if he ever reads the the name "Horatio P. Twatwhistle" in print? That would have been a huge waste of time and money on my behalf.

[Brian Reed]

DO YUO LIK CAEK?

I DO. I LIK CAEK.

I went out to the store specifically to buy a double boiler. Necessary for the frosting.

And Brian? This cake has NO BUTTER in it. A Paula Deen recipe with NO BUTTER! :crazy:

It looks magical.

[Israel Horowitz]

It looks magical.

I might have to take a picture of myself doing a little happy dance while I eat it. My sister isn't here, and it's for her birthday...would it be wrong to get the first piece? :shifty:

[ramtower]

I would say no, it's not wrong, but I'm a man of low morals when it comes to deserts.

[Hot Pink]

i had the sega master system growing up.

it ruled.
you could turn it on without any games in it and play htis strange version of pac man, but pacman wasnt pac man, and was a blue dot thing.
also, the tiny insert the disc games, as well as games that were the cartridge!! man, the system RULED.

[ramtower]

my VIC 20 ran games off of an external tape deck. It also had a cartridge slot, but there were very few games available: Spiders From Mars, Choplifter, and other things I can't quite remember. It wasn't until my Atari 1040ST that I really started gaming properly.

My family never had the normal computers, like a C64 or an Apple 2e.

[Your Pal, Carl]

DO YUO LIK CAEK?

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/8375/dsc000307do.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/3686/dsc000312ko.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I DO. I LIK CAEK.

I went out to the store specifically to buy a double boiler. Necessary for the frosting.

And Brian? This cake has NO BUTTER in it. A Paula Deen recipe with NO BUTTER! :crazy:
It looks like a giant white thing.

[Your Pal, Carl]

my VIC 20 ran games off of an external tape deck. It also had a cartridge slot, but there were very few games available: Spiders From Mars, Choplifter, and other things I can't quite remember. It wasn't until my Atari 1040ST that I really started gaming properly.

My family never had the normal computers, like a C64 or an Apple 2e.
Our first computer was an Eagle. I think we were the first people I know to have a home computer, mostly because my dad worked, and still does, in computer programming.

[Israel Horowitz]

It looks like a giant white thing.

NO CAKE FOR YOU! :x

[Your Pal, Carl]

NO CAKE FOR YOU! :x
Like 2 giant pancakes.


I'm not helping, am I?

[Taxman]

Our first computer was an Eagle. I think we were the first people I know to have a home computer, mostly because my dad worked, and still does, in computer programming.My parents never had a computer in their home. Then again, I PFO.

[mewelke]

Like 2 giant pancakes.


I'm not helping, am I?

712 and counting Carl...

[Your Pal, Carl]

712 and counting Carl...
:confused:

[Hot Pink]

713 and counting NOW!

[mewelke]

:confused:

Your sig...I assume that's Bonds' HR count...it is now 712 and counting.

[Hot Pink]

714!

[Hot Pink]

715!

[Your Pal, Carl]

Your sig...I assume that's Bonds' HR count...it is now 712 and counting.
Ah, thanks. I had school today and missed the game. Forgot to check when I got home. :)

[Taxman]

Your sig...I assume that's Bonds' HR count...it is now 712 and counting.It's not Bonds' home run count, it's the number of girls he's made out with.

He's had mono twice.

[Hot Pink]

738!

[Israel Horowitz]

Like 2 giant pancakes.


I'm not helping, am I?

Yummy pancakes with marshmellowy frosting. :miffed:

[mewelke]

It's not Bonds' home run count, it's the number of girls he's made out with.

He's had mono twice.

He must be exhausted and broke...but will likely die with a smile.

[Taxman]

He must be exhausted and broke...but will likely die with a smile.Moreso than Bonds, I'll wager.

[Howlett]

Yeah, we're failing on this mid-week goal here.
Oooooh you're a sneaky one Reed. A sneaky one :nonono2:

[Hot Pink]

739!

[Cth]

739!

SOLD!
(To the guy with the weird looking avatar!)

[Howlett]

SOLD!
(To the guy with the weird looking avatar!)
:rofl:

Side note, love the sig :Oops:

[Brian Reed]

:rofl:

Side note, love the sig :Oops:


Howlett loves the Geometry Wars.

[Howlett]

Howlett loves the Geometry Wars.
Howlett loves cute Asian girls :Oops:

[Cth]

See? She's mocking Howlett's gamerscore*.

* (this may or may not be a euphuism for genitalia)

[Howlett]

See? She's mocking Howlett's gamerscore*.

* (this may or may not be a euphuism for genitalia)
Ah HA!!! I'll have you know I HAVE no gamerscore :mrgreen:

:D

:)

:neutral: Hold on....

:mad:

[Cth]

Howlett loves cute Asian girls :Oops:

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/1146262214979.jpg

[Howlett]

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/1146262214979.jpg
Dude......... thank you *sniff* :cry: <--- Tears of joy

[Taxman]

I didn't realize that ramtower was an actual real-life Nintendo guy.

I may need to post my entire Smash Bros. microhero series.

[Cth]

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/1146384178274.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/1146384265195.jpg

[Howlett]

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/1146384178274.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/1146384265195.jpg
Hmm, something about that girl in white doesn't click with me :?

Not sure what it is, but it just doesn't :(

[mewelke]

Asian girl + glasses...it's like someone's trying to combine my weaknesses...in the next photo she'll be carrying a six pack of beer.

[Howlett]

Asian girl + glasses...it's like someone's trying to combine my weaknesses...in the next photo she'll be carrying a six pack of beer.
Beer? :ecstatic:

[ramtower]

Asian girl + glasses...it's like someone's trying to combine my weaknesses...in the next photo she'll be carrying a six pack of beer.

and crying.

[Taxman]

Beer? :ecstatic:Not even Asian girls can compete with beer for Howley.

[Howlett]

Not even Asian girls can compete with beer for Howley.
I do like my beer, but I honestly couldn't say that you'd be right in that. It'd be damn close though. DAMN close.

[mewelke]

and crying.

Yup. That completes the set.

[Brian Reed]

Yup. That completes the set.

I thought "masturbating on the toilet" was part of that set for you?

[Howlett]

I thought "masturbating on the toilet" was part of that set for you?
I got the impression that that was like breathing to him :dunno:

[mewelke]

I thought "masturbating on the toilet" was part of that set for you?

mmm....it was just Willow crying on the toilet...though if she were masturbating as well....

It helped a lot that she was crying because the guy she didn't pick had sex with someone else. That was hot.

[ramtower]

No, no... Crying on the toilet, while Ian masturbates. Crying on the toilet is the icing on Ian's masturbation cake.

[mewelke]

I got the impression that that was like breathing to him :dunno:

I live alone, I've no reason to confine myself to the toilet...it would just be some extra kink.

[Howlett]

I live alone, I've no reason to confine myself to the toilet...it would just be some extra kink.
That was a lot more information than I think I needed :scared:

[Sir Erudite Gav]

I live alone, I've no reason to confine myself to the toilet...it would just be some extra kink.

Plus all that effort of walking to the toilet....

...

I'll get my coat.

[ramtower]

That was a lot more information than I think I needed :scared:

Think how I felt when he was living with me for that month or so. We're still trying to fix the spackling.

[Howlett]

Plus all that effort of walking to the toilet....

...

I'll get my coat.
:shock:

[Howlett]

Think how I felt when he was living with me for that month or so. We're still trying to fix the spackling.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

[GelfXIII]

Remind me not to sit on that sofa.

[Your Pal, Carl]

Not even Asian girls can compete with beer for Howley.
If Howlett were given the choice between women or beer, no question he would choose the beer. I would choose the women, but the women would choose the beer. :?

[Howlett]

If Howlett were given the choice between women or beer, no question he would choose the beer. I would choose the women, but the women would choose the beer. :?
I wouldn't bet on me choosing beer over women G. Beer is great, but women are better ;)

Yeah, you heard me. I said something was better than beer :)

PRIME PUNCH!!!!

[ramtower]

Remind me not to sit on that sofa.

Oh, the sofa's fine. Ian possesses a...preternatural velocity.

[mewelke]

Oh, the sofa's fine. Ian possesses a...preternatural velocity.

Yeah but it's amazing how fast your cats can dodge.

[Taxman]

Think how I felt when he was living with me for that month or so. :shock:

[Brian Reed]

Oh, the sofa's fine. Ian possesses a...preternatural velocity.

What was that? That sort of wet boom, just then. Did you hear it? Like someone breaking the sound barrier via ejaculation...

[Howlett]

What was that? That sort of wet boom, just then. Did you hear it? Like someone breaking the sound barrier via ejaculation...
When will it stop.....? :cry:

[Taxman]

When will it stop.....? :cry:The guy acts like he owns the place or something.

[Brian Reed]

When will it stop.....? :cry:


In about 3.7 miles, if past measurements are any indication.

[Howlett]

The guy acts like he owns the place or something.
Yeah, who the hell does he think he is? :mad:

[Howlett]

In about 3.7 miles, if past measurements are any indication.
:o

I fucking hate you Reed.... hate you I do :mad:

[ramtower]

In about 3.7 miles, if past measurements are any indication.

That entirely depends on the substance it hits, too, by the way. Drywall is basically like paper to it, but a steel girder can take a good half mile off its final distance.

[Taxman]

Yeah, who the hell does he think he is? :mad:We should just go start a kubiak thread in the Mack forum like he requested. :x

[Howlett]

We should just go start a kubiak thread in the Mack forum like he requested. :x
Yeah :mad:

Except I probably wouldn't post there since I don't frequent his board and I'd forget to :Oops:

[kubiak]

:o

I fucking hate you Reed.... hate you I do :mad:
He says it, but he doesn't mean it.

[Brian Reed]

That entirely depends on the substance it hits, too, by the way. Drywall is basically like paper to it, but a steel girder can take a good half mile off its final distance.

I want you to download this wav file, set it to play, then close your eye and imagine the glory that Rich has just described.

http://www.savagebreakfast.com/images/final-loop.wav

[Howlett]

He says it, but he doesn't mean it.
You keep telling yourself that Kube, you keep telling yourself that :mad:

[Howlett]

I want you to download this wav file, set it to play, then close your eye and imagine the glory that Rich has just described.

http://www.savagebreakfast.com/images/final-loop.wav
......... Hate you......... fucking hate you............. :mad:

[Taxman]

Yeah :mad:

Except I probably wouldn't post there since I don't frequent his board and I'd forget to :Oops:You never frequented here before we started a Kubiak thread.

[Brian Reed]

It's the FINAL COUNTDOWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

[Taxman]

He says it, but he doesn't mean it.Does this mean that ramtower doesn't mean what he posts either? :?

[Taxman]

It's the FINAL COUNTDOWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000096IAC.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Howlett]

You never frequented here before we started a Kubiak thread.
Yeah I did :?

[Taxman]

Yeah I did :?The forum was only open for 38 minutes before we started this thread.

[ramtower]

I want you to download this wav file, set it to play, then close your eye and imagine the glory that Rich has just described.

http://www.savagebreakfast.com/images/final-loop.wav


That is now my startup, shutdown, and mail notify at work.

[Brian Reed]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000096IAC.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I have such a soft spot in my heart for that movie. Might be because I haven't seen it since I was 14, but I remember it fondly.

[ramtower]

And now, I'm getting more e-mail than I ever have before. AWESOME.

[kubiak]

Does this mean that ramtower doesn't mean what he posts either? :?
No. He means it.

[kubiak]

You keep telling yourself that Kube, you keep telling yourself that :mad:
Actually, I was telling everyone else.

[SimiBoyz]

Remind me not to sit on that sofa.

I've slept on that sofa........

...no wait...

...i wanna sleep on that sofa....


...no, that's wrong....


...I'll leave...

[mewelke]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000096IAC.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Ouch. I'd forgotten. Ouch.

[Howlett]

The forum was only open for 38 minutes before we started this thread.
Yeah. And I was browsing as soon as it started :?

If I remember correctly I had to leave shortly afterwards though so I missed the new RK thread here being started. But I was here for the opening of this board.

Regardless of if I was or wasn't though. I know Brian. I like Brian. And I read his comics. So I'd frequent this place, Kube thread or no.

I don't read Mack's stuff outside of his DD (only one of which impressed me) since I can't get Kabuki right now, and I'm not a fan of his art that I've seen in DD and the covers he's done, so I wouldn't frequent his board.

Hence the reason I probably wouldn't notice a Kubiak thread there :)

[kubiak]

Mack is a genius. Kabuki (especially The Alchemy) has been some of the most amazing comic work I've ever seen.

That is all.

[Brian Reed]

Mack can ride a bull, let me tell you.

http://www.savagebreakfast.com/images/MackVsBull.mov

[SimiBoyz]

Mack can ride a bull, let me tell you.

http://www.savagebreakfast.com/images/MackVsBull.mov

I probably should visit there more than I do.


Don't spend much time internetting though anymore*




*jinxworld continuity in effect

[kubiak]

Mack can ride a bull, let me tell you.

http://www.savagebreakfast.com/images/MackVsBull.mov
I admire his thigh muscles.


:shock:

Uhm, wait a minute...

[SimiBoyz]

To all the Rk'ers


Al si thi later.

[Taxman]

Al si thi later.Was that Stryfe?

:shock:

[Howlett]

To all the Rk'ers


Al si thi later.
Later Bubbles. I'm heading off myself.

G'night guys. Talk to you tomorrow.

[kubiak]

To all the Rk'ers


Al si thi later.
See you later, man.

[Your Pal, Carl]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000096IAC.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
More like this:
http://www.bluthfamily.com/dimages/pictures/gob-dazzles-the-crowd-with-his-unique-brand-of-magic_468x312.jpg

[kubiak]

More like this:
http://www.bluthfamily.com/dimages/pictures/gob-dazzles-the-crowd-with-his-unique-brand-of-magic_468x312.jpg
Awww, yeah! :cool:

[Taxman]

More like this:
http://www.bluthfamily.com/dimages/pictures/gob-dazzles-the-crowd-with-his-unique-brand-of-magic_468x312.jpgWhat is that?

[Taxman]

So I'd frequent this place, Kube thread or no.:surrend:

lock the thread :(

[Your Pal, Carl]

What is that?
:(

GOB Bluth, one of the many great characters from the now cancelled series Arrested development. And maybe if you had watched it, it wouldn't be cancelled! :x

[Angel]

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/1146262214979.jpg
aaah, gothic lolita. always nice to see those :mrgreen:

[Angel]

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/1146384178274.jpg

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/5/1146384265195.jpg
is that supposed to be a laughing man reference?
i love gits:sac

[Your Pal, Carl]

is that supposed to be a laughing man reference?
i love gits:sac
It is. :D I guess no one else watches it. :?

[Angel]

It is. :D I guess no one else watches it. :?
well, there missing a damn good show and a kick ass soundtrack.

[Hot Pink]

that goth-esque girl is cute. in the i want to see her in teh bedroom way.

[Howlett]

:surrend:

lock the thread :(
:(

[Howlett]

that goth-esque girl is cute. in the i want to see her in teh bedroom way.
Very much so :Oops:

[Brian Reed]

Very much so :Oops:

3.7 MILES... wow.

[Howlett]

3.7 MILES... wow.
You're a miserable bastard Reed. Why? WHY must you do that? :cry:

[Brian Reed]

You're a miserable bastard Reed. Why? WHY must you do that? :cry:

Because, as hard as I try, I just can't break the 4 mile barrier?